CLAY AIKEN DUMPED BY RCA

how could you drop someone so beautiful and talented?
TELL ME!

HOMOPHOBES.

that's such a sexy picture of him. mmm~~

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Is your icon saying "Oh my god, you are the one?"

If so, I can apparently read lips :p

If not, I fail at life. -_-

Somebody post the icky Clay Aiken/OC porn. That shit was hilarious.

I smiled against his lips, then kissed him and moved against him. I stood up and started to take off my jeans, and he leaned forward and helped. After slipping them off, I pulled off his plaid pants, throwing them away from us. I climbed back on top of him. He was touching and playing with my breasts, and then he let his hands fall and began touching my wetness. I was gently stroking his hard member. I guided him into me and began moving against each other. He grabbed my hips and guided himself in and out of me. I couldn’t bear to take my eyes from him. He moved one hand from my hip to touch my swollen clit. Our movements became quicker as the urge to release to our climaxes became forthcoming.

“I’m gonna come, baby.”

“Come for me, let me feel you.” He was kissing my shoulder. I became weightless as we ascended into a beautiful high, waves of pleasure crashing over us. Catching our breaths, I rested my head on his shoulder and began to see again.

“Rory… you amaze me.”

“You’re pretty good yourself, sweetie.” I looked into his eyes. “I’m so glad you’re here.”

“I can tell. Now, let me show you how happy I am that I’m here.” He said, lifting me off him and getting up. He walked towards the bedroom. “Come on.”

“Just a sec…” I said, running stark naked to the kitchen and getting the Cheese Whiz off the counter. “Just a little something to spice things up. Not like we need it, but it will be fun, and its proven fun before.”

He opened the lid and dipped his finger in to the jar and held it to my lips. I took it in my mouth and sucked the congealed cheese from his finger.

“Tasty…” I moaned. I put my finger in and smeared it on his chest. I began to lick it off as he sat on the bed.

“Why do I get the feeling this is going to get really messy?”

I dipped my finger in again and smeared a small amount on the shaft of his penis.

“Clean up your mess, missy!”

He makes cheese? Well, no employment worries then.

I'm sorry, but anyone who uses the word "congealed" in a fanfic thing definitely doesn't know what they're doing.

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lmao!!! this is just a winner and i LOL IRL when I read it, I wonder what the person who wrote this is thinking now? lol

PLAID PANTS???

I mean WTF? Who would want to eff clay aiken- I mean SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THAT PICTURE OF HIM!!!!!

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Poor Gaiken.

OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US :(

I am lolling at that picture of him!

when are in a recession dammit

Makes sense- the only noteworthy things he's done recently is father a child and come out of the closet. When was the last time he made music?

He's been doing broadway lately instead of making CDs

Um bb, Invisible was a masterpiece:

"If I was invisible, if I could just watch you in your room"

How dare you forget.

But that was back in 2003, it's been 6 years.

ew.

god, that picture

i think that american idol / disney thing was strictly the winners

i swear i read the other day, that aside from kelly and carrie, he has sold the most records out of idol people? either way, i find him pointless/awkward