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Don’t Be Like Jessica Simpson: A Lesson For Young Girls Everywhere

Lately, there’s been a lot of questions about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. Questions like: Is she fat? How fat is she? How did she get so fat? And, wait, who’s Jessica Simpson again? Well, you might remember her as the once svelte singer and actress whose songs you don’t own and whose movies you haven’t seen. But more likely, you remember Jessica Simpson only as that naughty, barely legal piece of eye candy you could convince to have sex with you by promising a brand new unicorn and/or Travis Tritt tickets.

Well, times have changed and now everyone’s talking about the new Jessica:



Yeah, but don't feel too bad...Collapse )

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