french fingertips, red lips, bitch is dangerous (iwanthaylienose) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
french fingertips, red lips, bitch is dangerous

peta, zoophilia etc.

THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.
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Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.

He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”

The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”

A Peta spokesperson told German newspaper Bild: “This behaviour is an offence and is not acceptable.”

The pressure group also lodged an official complaint.

Hansi – famed for walking around in nothing but his wellies – has become an unlikely TV hero in Germany.

He was looking for a new bride after his nudism caused first wife Elsa, 71, to leave him.

She said: “When I found out that he regularly went to nudist beaches, I divorced him.”

But an unrepentant Hansi claims: “My wife was such a prude. She wouldn’t do the gardening topless even once and she drank too much for my liking.

“So I just looked at the naked ladies on the beach instead!”

The Farmer Wants A Wife, based on an old British TV series, involved nine men looking for Mrs Right.

Unsurprisingly Hansi’s search was one of the five that failed – with his choice of lady, Marianne, walking off after seeing his chicken-pleasuring routine.

She raged: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals.

“I am disgusted. This is not my world.”


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Tags: epic / memorable post, peta / animal rights
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