Angelina's kids compare her to Shrek, plus more from Anne Hathaway, Prince William and other stars...
"There is, come to think of it, a kind of Judi Dench quality to McCain."
– Daniel Craig, likening the Arizona senator to Dench's James Bond character M, to Parade magazine
"They see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?' "
– Angelina Jolie, on receiving pressure from her children to tie the knot with Brad Pitt, to the Italian edition of Vanity Fair
Jenna Fischer: "If you continue to flash your after-baby, fit-with-no-effort figure in front of me, I'm going to tell tales of nine-hour sleep sessions."
Angela Kinsey: "Suck it Ms. Naps-a-lot!"
– The Office costars, arguing over who has it better – the single-and-sleeping Fischer or new mom Kinsey, who can eat what she wants because she's breast-feeding – on their MySpace blogs
"I hope I don't faint. I'm wearing a corset which is difficult enough, but then to have to wear a corset and be short-breathed around Johnny Depp?"
– Anne Hathaway, on the challenges of costarring with heartthrob Johnny Depp, to PEOPLE
"I mean I dabbled in high school, who didn't?"
– Ellen DeGeneres, on dating boys as a teenager, on her show
"I am not a Kraft piece of cheese. I don't like to be classified. If I was on MySpace, I would say 'swinging.' "
– Marilyn Manson, on his relationship status, to PEOPLE at the Spike Scream Awards
"The pain of spending a week with my brother is well worth it."
– Prince William, on joining Prince Harry for a charity motorcycle ride across South Africa, to reporters
"I screwed up."
– GOP presidential candidate John McCain, explaining why he canceled on David Letterman only to interview with Katie Couric the same night, on The Late Show
"I doubt it'll be me and Brad [Pitt]. I know Brad can't sing."
– Edward Norton, nixing the idea of a cast reunion for a Fight Club musical, to MTV
"Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself."
– Faith Hill, on appearing as Shape's December Cover Girl