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Heidi Montag's Mom Fakes It, Too

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"I'm sorry, Heidi. I don't mean to cry. It's just that you're such a massive failure. I don't know what else to do!"

Darlene Montag, the woman who birthed and raised the nightmare we know as Heidi. Darlene suffered through a one-on-one lunch with devilish Spencer, who was a complete and total ass to her ("I don't get uncomfortable, my dear") and then cried real tears for her lost cause of a daughter, claiming that Spence is the biggest d-bag that ever lived.

Except, you know, it was all fake. First off, Darlene showed up in this episode to "surprise" Heidi for her birthday. Heidi's birthday is Sept. 15. Darlene claimed she hadn't seen Heidi in months and had no idea she was living with Spencer. Please. It's not like she hasn't DVR'd every episode of The Hills and cut out each cheesy tabloid spread featuring Speidi to tape to her refrigerator. Also? If Darlene just showed up two weeks ago, how does she explain this, the photo shoot she had with Speidi and Joe Francis?

Me thinks this desperate need for the MTV cameras' attention runs in the family.

http://www.mollygood.com/heidi-montags-mom-fakes-it-too-20080930/#comments


Mother's Day Photo-op.
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I felt sorry for Heidi's mother until I saw this Picture, yep, she is a faker too.
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