Christopher Meloni in the position I dream about him being in

This is your last chance to not be semi-spoiled. Here's a real man, his sexy eyes, and his sexy guns.


Mariska sure is beautiful. But not quite as beautiful as Meloni's ass.


Who's a perp? Luke Perry's a perp.


Left or Right, which would you choose? Duh.


Luke Perry looks older than Meloni