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Tyra will always be America’s First Crazy Lady



Tyra Banks
has inexplicably cast herself next to Barack Obama as America’s next First Lady in a bizarre new photo shoot for Bazaar. While she may never see the inside of the Oval Office in reality, Tyra will always be America’s First Crazy Lady.

Voguing like a supermodel, Tyra pays homage to Michelle Obama and Jackie Kennedy with pearls, slinky black shift and curly flip, draped against a Barack Obama lookalike and smiling at a tyke playing hide-and-seek à la JFK Jr.

Banks confessed that if she were first lady, her Secret Service code name would be "KMFA: Kiss My Fat Ass."

Source:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08052008/news/nationalnews/tippecanoe_and_tyra__too_123053.htm
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/05/while-you-were-having-your-cakefarts-and-hopefully-not-eating-it-too/
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