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I Kissed A Girl

Single review of Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl'. It brings the lolz. Thought people here would appreciate it.





Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl
(Capitol/EMI)
For the love of God, lock up your daughters, concerned parents! Katy Perry is here turning society’s sexual preconceptions on their heads, and shocking all us squares in the process! Why, she’s a no-break raunchathon, with ideas so darned out there that you’ll need your doctor’s home number and a barrel of smelling salts just to come round after you hear them!

I don’t know if I can even describe the sort of envelope-pushing situations she’s singing about in the pages of this family street press, but I’ll try. Katy, you see, kissed a… you know, person of the female persuasion! And she liked it! Especially the taste of her, gulp, cherry chapstick – now that’s an intimate kiss! You know what that means, if Katy kissed another girl, don’t you? That’s right, she’s a … *checks over shoulders, leans in and whispers* a girl who’s not gay but thought she’d experiment with kissing another girl just so she could tell everyone how extreme and crazy and interesting she is. That’s right, she’s a fuckwit! Where are you when we need you, Jill Sobule?

http://www.ravemagazine.com.au/content/blogcategory/42/182/

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