michael_morgan (michael_morgan) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Jennifer Garner is a Bad Girl!

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I will use any excuse to post about the deity known as Jennifer Garner and what better excuse than her selling shitty night creams!? Girl probably only uses the finest curdled cheetah jizz on her face or something because you do not get Jennifer Garner's skin from a Neutrogena night cream and that is a fact.
See the commercial and grab a towel here.

In the commercial she basically says that Neutrogena cream will hide the years of skin damage that being a cracked out hooker might have inflicted. No, seriously, she actually says

"Every girl has a past, When she did some things that…maybe she shouldn't. But i say 'No one ever has to know'". What skin damaging things could a girl want to hide other than raping a loofah or doing copious amounts of drugs? Way to market your product to former Playboy Bunnies, Neutrogena!

I don't know why the apple of my eye hints that she has been a bad girl because we all know that she is the designated replacement for Mother Theresa at some stage. Angelina Jolie is a thief and a pretender!

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