Chances that that's chocolate?
"Pretend you're enjoying this."
Shut up, haters. You'd hit it.
The people I usually source, http://www.jc-source.net, have decided that my posts about JC's sexuality on ONTD are uncalled for and immature (disregarding the fact that I get more publicity for him than his publicist does) because he is OMG!SO!TOTALLY!STRAIGHT!, so they have decided to disable my account. I cried in a dark corner for a few hours before I realized that I generally get my pictures from a message board that credits JC-Source, so no fear! TOTALLY STRAIGHT AND NOT HOMOSEXUAL AT ALL JC CHASEZ WILL LIVE ON AT ONTD! The Chasez will not and CANNOT be stopped!