Russell Brand envisions Mrs. Bush with chest hair, plus more from Blake Lively, Justin Timberlake and others...
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
– Los Angeles police chief William Bratton, linking a decline in problems with paparazzi to the good behavior of several high-profile celebrities, to KNBC-TV
"I'm doing women now, which I never thought I would be saying."
– How to Look Good Naked host Carson Kressley, on switching from giving straight guys makeovers on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to making over ladies on his Lifetime show, on Live with Regis and Kelly
"Now I'm the Sexiest Man Alive's chunky cousin."
– Matt Damon, comparing his new heavier look for the upcoming film The Informant to his former self as PEOPLE's 2007 Sexiest Man Alive, to USA Today