diana (becoming_who) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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First Post - Blind Item

I didn't see this posted and I don't know if I even believe it but none-the-less I'm still curious as to who the new "victim" is.

If you read Ted's eonline column he does blind items. I know that Morgan Mayhem is Lindsy Lohan and that Pixie Mixie is Nicole Ritchie but I can't think of who Ham Drum is and I haven't seen or heard about this supposed party. Anyway, here's the blind item:

Pixie Mixie is at it again. But since her partner in crime, Morgan Mayhem, is ever more shocked by the quantity of nose-goodies Pix puts up her ever-disappearing nostrils, Ms. Mix is on to her latest victim, Ham Drum .

H.D., in fact, has become so fond of Mixie's bad habits, the boob-tube honey and her quasi-celebrated companion are becoming the talk of the party circuit. Well, make that parties where one can disappear in a club's bathroom stalls for a couple of centuries, and nobody notices. We're not exactly talkin' power teas at Ariana Huffington's Brentwood pad.
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