If you read Ted's eonline column he does blind items. I know that Morgan Mayhem is Lindsy Lohan and that Pixie Mixie is Nicole Ritchie but I can't think of who Ham Drum is and I haven't seen or heard about this supposed party. Anyway, here's the blind item:
Pixie Mixie is at it again. But since her partner in crime, Morgan Mayhem, is ever more shocked by the quantity of nose-goodies Pix puts up her ever-disappearing nostrils, Ms. Mix is on to her latest victim, Ham Drum .
H.D., in fact, has become so fond of Mixie's bad habits, the boob-tube honey and her quasi-celebrated companion are becoming the talk of the party circuit. Well, make that parties where one can disappear in a club's bathroom stalls for a couple of centuries, and nobody notices. We're not exactly talkin' power teas at Ariana Huffington's Brentwood pad.