Chris Spicer (fucking_love) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Chris Spicer

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Diana Hated Charles' Love-Making, Claims New Book

Diana, Princess Of Wales rated husband Prince Charles' bedroom skills a lowly one out of ten, according to a new book.

In Diana: The Last Word, the late princess' friend and clairvoyant Simone Simmons claims Diana hated sex with Charles and longed for him to show some tenderness towards her.

Simmons says the princess never enjoyed making love with her husband and bluntly described his technique as "roll on, roll off, go to sleep". She also allegedly complained that "all he wanted to do was jump my bones".

Simmons writes, "Diana was keen on the ratings system. John Kennedy Jr. was a ten. James Hewitt came in at nine, Oliver Hoare was a six.

"Diana admitted: 'I wanted him to put his arms around me and say he loved me but all he ever did was give me a pat on the back.'"

(c) Copyright World Entertainment News Network.

Oh boy, I feel like I just walked in on my parents having sex. Prince Charles took Slick Rick's 'treat her like a prostitute' quite literally, and poor Diana was turned into a courtesan when it came to coitus. I guess the up side to this, is knowing now that when it comes to staining sheets, Prince Charles is a 'man of business', with very little time for fucking around, pun intended.

'I wanted him to put his arms around me and say he loved me but all he ever did was give me a pat on the back.'

That is pretty fucking hilarious. At least he gave her the "good game" pat on the back, rather than saying "Well, that was a waste of time." which is how I end all of my sexual endeavors.

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