NICOLD HEARTED SNAKE (orbitalocularit) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
NICOLD HEARTED SNAKE
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Now I'm all for celebrity calendars, in fact I've used Britney, Mary Kate and Ashley and Hello Kitty (she is a celebrity in my heart) for the past five years or so...but if I am dropping like 10 bucks on the shit, they better be chock full of scandalous, highly airbrushed diverse motherjeepin' gorgeousness.


No wonder Nick is diddling everyone in Hollywood. If I had to see this same face 12 months out of the year, let alone til death do I part, I'd be dippin' my toe elsewhere too. Here's Jessica Simpson's Dukes of Hazzard 2006 calendar, which, I assume, is some promotional nonsense seeing as it has the release date for the movie plastered all over it. So maybe they're free. So maybe I can forgive the repetitive, recycled photos. So maybe I can't. I say print out your own.



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Also, why is July through December 2005 but the rest 2006? WHAT KIND OF FAKE-ME-OUT CALENDAR ARE THEY SELLING US AM I PRINTING OUT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE IS MY JOHNNY KNOXVILLE SPREAD??
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