A drunk driver smashed into Diddy’s Maybach on Friday night outside Manhattan’s 1Oak nightclub. A new Maybach runs $426,000 — a bit more if you go for the nuclear engine instead of the V-12 — so, ya’ know, I hope the dude has insurance. According to TMZ, the guy that hit Diddy’s ride, Charles Lorenzo, was so drunk that he passed out face down on the street. I did the same thing at lunch last weekend after seeing the Sex and the City movie. I know you guys think I’m this tough dude and all because I’ve undefeated in cage matches, but I just can’t handle cosmos.