Okay, so, I hate those "my cousins, brothers, aunts, girlfriends, sisters, best friends, second cousins, mother saw so-and-so..." posts, but, I have one of my own. And since it's about Larry King and he's hardly a big-shot newsworthy celebrity, I really don't feel that bad.
My great uncle has a flooring company in South Florida & a year or so ago, Larry King had his company put wood floors in his Miami Beach house. So, my uncle billed him but never got a check back. He called several times but no one got back in touch with him. So, after six months of not being paid, he hired a lawyer and attempted to take the thing to court. Well, then Larry's lawyer sent a letter that said the bill would very well be paid. Six months later, it still wasn't paid by cheapskate Larry, so my great-uncle attempted the lawsuit again. Finally, the check came in the mail with an apologetic letter from Larry that read, "I just couldn't believe the price to put wood floors in your home these days."
My great-uncle has pictures that he said he's going to scan and e-mail all of us, so, I'll post those as I get them...again, not that anyone cares that much about Larry King. I just found it amusing.