Jessica Simpson is taking a page out of the Angelina Jolie playbook.
At the recent press junket for Dukes of Hazzard, journalists were forced to sign an agreement basically forbidding them asking the tough questions, like: "How big is Johnny Knoxville's wee wee?" and "Is it better from behind?"
The agreement read, in part:
I understand and agree that my participation in the aforementioned press day is for the purpose of writing features about the production of Dukes of Hazzard, and not a profile of any specific participant. My questions & story will relate to the film and its production.
Thankfully this little agreement won't stop the celebrity weeklies from talking about the union of the Simpson/Lachey marriage - because for some inexplicable reason, they sell magazines!
Simpson is really hoping that Dukes performs well at the box office because she really wants to be a big-time actress! And, if her video for These Boots Are Made For Walking is any indication, we look forward to seeing many of her films on Skinemax very soon.
Marvel honcho Avi Arad recently announced that Simpson screen tested for a feature adaptation of the Mort the Dead Teenager comic book, and unfortunately, she won't be playing Mort if the movie rolls into production. She'll be "the girlfriend."
Not only are Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis going strong, they are moving in together! Star is reporting that Mischa has fallen in love with France and is looking to buy a home there. A friend of the couple says, "Mischa told me she would love to get a place that she and Brandon could call their own." And they could throw as many drug-fueled orgy parties as they want! "It's quite a commitment on Brandon's part, but he says he's on board," adds the friend.