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Mischa Barton at the Nylon/Myspace party



The former O.C. starlet you may know as Mischa Barton turned up last night in Los Angeles, chock full of energy and looking to keep her mortor well...running. Nylon Magazine and MySpace hosted a School of Rock party, and that means all sorts of retarded nonsense must have occurred! When you combine those internet kids who label themselves punk rock, emo, or goth, give them free alcohol, then toss out a few razorblades, you're left with a collective group of nothing but extreme awkwardness...rife with plentiful humor.

What's even better--considering those other party animals in attendance (the celebrity type), plus a semi-famous DJ blaring trendy music all night, you gain great potential for an overly festive time. If that's indeed the case, then who really gives a fuck what Mischa was doing? After her DUI bust, I'd assume the broad keeps off the road as pilot until sentencing rolls around. Pray the cops are smart enough and request that 8 a.m. "howdy miss, we need ya' to come down here immediately and give us your piss" on lil' Miss Barton. All jokes aside and for real though--she's probably clean, but please do consider old habits usually seem to die a hard one in wealthy, aspiring actress land!

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