These bitches better not go AWOL on me again.
Oh, and here's a little tidbit from Page Six to wash it all down with...
June 20, 2005 -- ASHLEE Simpson is a fan of sloppy seconds. Simpson dated Wilmer Valderrama after her pal Lindsay Lohan broke up with him, and now she's after her pal Ashley Olsen's ex. Our spies caught Simpson snuggling with Scott Sartiano, co-owner of Butter who just got dumped by Olsen, at Los Angeles' club Mood on Wednesday night. The spy reports: "They were definitely together." Meanwhile, Ashley is set to come to New York Monday to be Valderrama's guest at the Wayuu Taya benefit at the Tribeca Grand.
Ashlee vs. Ashley, yes please!