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moon__river
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HAHA

This hasn't been posted (yet), so I'm sorry to the mods if you've gotten 2928 of these.

This is from "Gatecrasher" in the NY Daily News...and Ben Widdicombe usually gets things right.

Some engaging tidbits

So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship.

A source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract.

It's worth $5 million.

It's for five years.

There will be no sex.

The deal was sealed June 7.

That's what I'm hearing.

Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/320071p-273727c.html

Now granted it doesn't come out and say it's about our favorite gag-inducing couple, but I think it's pretty obvious. And you know Tom would sick all the Scientologists in the world on Ben if he actually printed his name.
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