This is from "Gatecrasher" in the NY Daily News...and Ben Widdicombe usually gets things right.
Some engaging tidbits
So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship.
A source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract.
It's worth $5 million.
It's for five years.
There will be no sex.
The deal was sealed June 7.
That's what I'm hearing.
Now granted it doesn't come out and say it's about our favorite gag-inducing couple, but I think it's pretty obvious. And you know Tom would sick all the Scientologists in the world on Ben if he actually printed his name.