kay to the eh to the tea (katsrequiem) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
kay to the eh to the tea

Come and ride my hog baby.... Tomatie roars its ugly, two wheeled head.

What's the best way to prove to your new young hype girlfriend that you aren't a crotchety old man who believes we are all full of the souls of dead space aliens who were brought to Earth, 75 million years ago, by an evil galactic ruler named Xenu in an attempt to solve galactic overpopulation?  Get her to ride on your motorcycle in front of a bunch of paparazzi!  Look at us!  We're young CRAZY KIDS who totally aren't hamming it up with one another for publicity!  Look at me pop a wheelie!

Methinks this is going to be the new Bennifer - it's Tomatie! 

Don't forget to put her in her car seat Tom!

Now, don't get me wrong.  I'm all for celebcest, but this couple just creeps me out.  Everytime I hear/see these two talking about one another, I get the heeby jeebies. 

EDIT: I reuploaded some pictures. I lost the original versions - I had them and now I can't find them. Unfortunately I can't find any flat ass, lackof buttcrack pictures and the paternal "let me help you with your helmet strap BABY" pictures. But enjoy some other photos - not as amusing as the originals, but still creeptastic.
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