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&& pics of past stars...
beckham && posh
robbie williams.
nicky richie.
thora birch.
clarissa explains it all.
2 dexter-jones'.
prince william.

have you ever thought about adding sarah jessica parker skin cells to your cereal? or smearing rober downey jr.s feces on your walls? well now you can with help from the celebrity skin & bodily fluids website!!!!

specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. so you know you're really getting the fecal matter of your hero David Lee Roth.

If $30 a pop for feces is a little too much for you, then you can pick up a bit of the stars skin cells or bacteria for much less. im already saving up for a jack black turd to add to my collection!!

EDIT::: WHOOOOAAAA. so everyone was talking about some picture of a guy && i had NO IDEA what you were talking about... i couldn't see it for some reason-- but i refreshed my page and he popped up.
that scared the shit outta me.
buutttt it was supossed to be a cup of urine NOT a scary SCARY man!!!
im so sorry for the unsightly horror of him!!
thats what i get for hotlinking!!!

Ashlee Simpson-- the future Mrs. Taye Diggs???
Ashlee Simpson has her eye on a hunky guy. Only problem is, he’s married.

The singer put the moves on “Kevin Hill” star Taye Diggs while out clubbing in New York and asked him on a date, reports In Touch Weekly. Diggs politely informed Simpson that he’s “very married” to Broadway actress Idina Menzel, but a source told the mag, “She loves guys. She told me Taye was like the hottest guy ever.”

from msnbc.com

V is for veggies.
Looks like Carrie Underwood may win more than the "American Idol" crown. The crooner is the lead contender in a poll for the world’s hottest woman who doesn’t eat meat.

Every year, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals conducts an online vote for World’s Sexiest Vegetarian, and this year, the 22-year-old Oklahoman is in the lead, beating out including Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Avril Lavigne.

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, who is married to Paltrow, is the frontrunner among sexiest veggie guys. His closest competitors are “Batman” star Christian Bale, Morrissey, Samuel L. Jackson, and Tobey Maguire. The online poll — at peta.org — continues throughout June and the winners will be announced in July.

@@david beckham launch party...

robbie williams

posh spice & her best friend

thora birch

clarissa [melissa joan hart && husband] i totally thought she was gay and dead... or just dead.

alex && [model] annabelle dexter-jones ;;;bro && sis of fashion designer charlotte ronson, singer samantha ronson & dj mark ronson

prince william @@wedding

i thought this was funny-- caption reads "Nick Carter del grupo Backstreet Boys en el aeropuerto de Cologne"

fat ass nicole richie leaving the gym--
she shoulda stayed longer, i can see a roll.
oh, wait.. no, thats her ribs-- my bad.
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