GRAMMY POST PART 2
HAVE YOU HAD THAT HAPPEN YET KANYE?????
-Stevie Wonder, 25 time grammy WINNER, brings back Alicia Keyes for some reason.
A second thunder storm erupts, this time it is Alicia's thighs
John Mayer comes in, undoubtly wearing a green speedo under his clothes. His faces make up distract from Alicia's earrings.
-Ringo Star and a guy who looks just like him named Dave present the award for Best Country Album.
Best Country Album
* Dierks Bentley, Long Trip Alone
* Tim McGraw, Let It Go
* Brad Paisley, 5th Gear
* George Strait, It Just Comes Natural
WINNER Vince Gill, These Days
Kanye gets schooled.
-Max Roach and Itzhak Perlman win Lifetime Achievement Awards.
-Herbie Hancock and Lang Lang perform Rhapsody in Blue. And we all feel like its a hot New 'Awlans day and we're fanning ourselves on the porch with some lemonade.
-Taylor Swift and ~Juanes~ present Best Rap Song Collaboration
WINNER: Rihanna and Jay Z with Umbrella
-Cuba Gooding Jr Presents Amy Winehouse. The world holds its breath. She is not...doing her best imo.
She shouts MY BLAKE mid performance
She sings "No Good" and "Rehab." Irony is at an all time high.
She says "I'd rather be at home with My Blake."
Natalie Cole and Tony Bennet present record of the year:
Record of the Year
* Beyoncé, "Irreplaceable"
* Foo Fighters, "The Pretender"
* Rihanna, "Umbrella"
* Justin Timberlake, "What Goes Around...Comes Around"
WINNER* Amy Winehouse, "Rehab"
Amy mouthed "im so nervous" AND had the best most honest real reaction of the night and I loved it. And as someone in comments said, tonight she'll be celebrating. RIP amy.
A Grammy Museum is opening in LA. just fyi.
Death montage :(
Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli sing. Housewives swoon.
Bonnie Raitt introduces Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard, brb shining juke box
Prof. Will. I. Am. did a weird rap thing. but im chewing wheat chex so i cant hear him. i dont think i'm missing anything
Usher and Quincey Jones came out and present producer of the year to Mark Ronson.
Then they award the final award which is Album of the Year
Album of the Year
* Foo Fighters, Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
* Vince Gill, These Days
* Kanye West, Graduation
* Amy Winehouse, Back to Black
WINNER* Herbie Hancock, River: The Joni Letters
HUGE UPSET! BUT THE MAN IS A LEGEND
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Winners not on air, but important awards:
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