Jordan has confessed her recent plastic surgery has ruined her sex life.
The mother-of-three recently had a boob reduction and a nose job but isn't happy with her new breasts and blames them for ruining her once wild sex life with spouse Peter Andre.
She said: "Pete loves it all and he prefers my boobs smaller. He said the other day that I am his perfect woman. When we have sex, I just lie there dead so it's fine. I don't move. Poor Pete, though - he paid for my surgery and he goes to kiss me and I back off because I don't want him to touch my nose."
Jordan - real name Katie Price - is also disappointed with the size of her new boobs, because they are still too big.
The 29-year-old star, who previously boasted a massive 34GG bust - said: "When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller.
"My words to the doctor beforehand were, 'I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I've got big boobs.'
"They look fine in a bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four inch gap. I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting."
Katie added: "I'm really disappointed. In fact I'm going back to the States to get them re-done."
But the surgery, which has been booked for six months time, means she will have to delay plans for another baby.
Katie added: "This is the other annoying thing - he said he will re-do it in six months and then there's the recovery time after that and it means I won't be able to have another baby for 18-months, so it's set that back as well."
Katie said she is so upset with the staggering £43,000 cosmetic surgery that she is warning others to stay natural.
She said: "I can't believe this is the first time I've paid for surgery and this is the first time it went wrong.