May 13th, 2022

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Florence + The Machine - "Dance Fever" out now!



It's finally here! Depending on your time zone, you've either listened to it already on repeat for hours, or have a few hours to go yet. Hang in there, America! Soon!

"Dance Fever" has been receiving rave reviews and currently sits at 87 on Metacritic.

Florence has also been on Jimmy Fallon (where she performed "My Love" and "Margaritaville") and discussed the album with Zane Lowe on his show.

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Has the dance fever gripped you already, witchlings? Which track is your favourite, and why is it Dream Girl Evil?

Movie critics gush over Tom Cruise in 'Top Gun: Maverick'

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“Top Gun: Maverick” earned a 96% positive rating on the Rotten Tomatoes among 57 reviews as of Thursday. The movie debuts in theaters on May 27.

Mark Kennedy of the Associated Press called the movie “a textbook example of how to make a sequel.”

“The movie satisfies with one foot in the past by hitting all the touchstones of the first film,” Kennedy said, “and yet stands on its own.”

Critics said the movie offers thrilling flight scenes, an emotional story and strong performances by supporting cast including Miles Teller, who plays the son of Goose, Maverick’s partner who died in the original 1986 film.

But most of the praise was reserved for Cruise.

“It’s a fresh-faced gloss on the original … powered, like the original, by a star who’ll simply never stop being a star,” wrote K. Austin Collins of Rolling Stone.

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Kendall Jenner Doesn't Know How To Cut a Cucumber



On this week's episode of The Kardashians, Kendall Jenner struggled to cut a cucumber.

The part time model was in her mom's kitchen and decided to make herself a snack. Kris offered to have a chef make her something, but Kendall said she’d do it herself. “I’m just gonna chop up some cucumber. It’s pretty easy,” Kendall said.

Kendall then held the cucumber with one arm and cut it with the other, but the way she did it left many on Twitter befuddled. She told the camera, “I am definitely not a good cutter, so don’t zoom in on me.”

Naturally Twitter mocked this moment.


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Chef Anne Burrell sis get that red sharpie out pronto!

ONTD, do you know how to cut your veggies?

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Local Man's Twitter Buyout Temporarily On Hold


To make sure fake and spam accounts .... account to less than 5%



There are 1.3 Billion Twitter users, and 5% of that is 65 million accounts, which, well, when you count inactive users, is still a lot.

Twiter has recently suspended hiring and fired a lot of high-ranking employees.


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First Look at "Boo, Bitch"



Lana Condor stars as a teenager who wakes up as a ghost after trying to have one wild night. The show also stars Zoe Colletti, Mason Versaw, and Aparna Brielle. It will premiere July 8 on Netflix.

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Theater installs surveillance after Jesse Williams nude photo leak



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-The Helen Hayes theater, home to the "Take Me Out" revival, has installed a new infrared camera system facing the audience so that the venue's security team can monitor any would-be phone users during the show."This will allow us to focus on an audience member who looks like they're doing something suspicious, and assess whether they're just going through a purse to get a breath mint or pulling out a phone," said Peter Dean, Directer of production.


-The theater stressed that attendees were aware of the phone free policy and that phones were locked in cases as people entered.


- The theaters statement read in part, "We are appalled that this policy has been violated and unauthorized footage of our acting company has been posted. It is deeply unfortunate that one audience member chose to disrespect the production, their fellow audience members and, most importantly, the cast in this manner.Taking naked pictures of anyone without their consent is highly objectionable and can have severe legal consequences," the statement said.




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Natasha Lyonne and Japanese Breakfast to close out SNLs 47th season


• Natasha Lyonne (Russian Doll) will host Saturday Night Live's season 47 finale on May 21. It's her hosting debut, making her the seventeenth celeb to host the show for the first time this season.

• Lyonne has run in the same circles as SNL alumni for years, but she most notably co-created and co-produces Russian Doll with Amy Poehler.

• Indie pop darlings Japanese Breakfast will also be making their SNL debut. The band is coming off two Grammy nominations for their 2021 album, Jubilee. Frontwoman Michelle Zauner's memoir Crying in H-Mart has spent 30 weeks on the New York Times nonfiction best-sellers list and is being adapted into a film.

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John Cho joins ‘The Afterparty’


• Season one of the comedy murder mystery show took place at a high school reunion, while season two is apparently set at a wedding. While Sam Richardson, Zoë Chao and Tiffany Haddish will reprise their roles most of the cast will be new.

• John Cho joins previously announced cast members Elizabeth Perkins, Zach Woods, Paul Walter Hauser, Poppy Liu, Anna Konkle, Jack Whitehall, Ken Jeong and Vivian Wu. According to the article at the source we only know that Cho’s character is named Ulysses.

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Here are the final bookies’ odds for Eurovision 2022


Tomorrow (May 14) Eurovision Song Contest 2022 will take place at the PalaOlimpico in Turin, Italy. After two semi finals several favorites have emerged, but who do the bookies think will win and what are their odds? Here are the top 10:

1. Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra, ‘Stefania’ – 1/3
2. United Kingdom: Sam Ryder, ‘Space Man’ – 6/1
3. Sweden: Cornelia Jakobs, ‘Hold Me Closer’ – 6/1
4. Italy: Mahmood and Blanco, ‘Brividi’ – 12/1
5. Spain: Chanel, ‘SloMo’ – 12/1
6. Poland: Ochman, ‘River’ – 40/1
7. Greece: Amanda Tenfjord, ‘Die Together’ – 40/1
8. Netherlands: S10, ‘De Diepte’ – 50/1
9. Norway: Subwoolfer, ‘Give That Wolf A Banana’ – 50/1
10. Finland: The Rasmus, ‘Jezebel’– 80/1

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ONTD, who do you think will win?
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New Music Friday – May 13, 2022


Featuring new music by Bazzi, Becky G, The Black Keys, The Chainsmokers, DaniLeigh, Ethel Cain, Florence + the Machine, Kendrick Lamar, Loreen, Mallrat, Mandy Moore, Måneskin, MIKA, My Chemical Romance, Noah Cyrus, Pale Waves, Sasha Alex Sloan, Shygirl, TOMORROW X TOGETHER and 5 Seconds of Summer

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Sorry I'm late! What's everybody listening to today?
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Chris Rock: "Believe All Women, Except Amber Heard"



Chris Rock mocked Amber Heard during the UK leg of his Ego Death comedy tour.

In a segment in which he joked about cancel culture, Rock discussed all of the ‘new rules’ when it comes to sex.

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The crowd appeared to enjoy the callout, erupting into laughter because everything is terrible.

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How HBOMax & Paramount+ helped dare to defy TheCW



-This past month has been the Red Wedding of cancellations for TheCW with them cancelling 10 shows.

-TheCW spent the last decade being the safe space for shows to live long and prosper but that is no longer the case due to various circumstances...such as everyone wanting in on the streaming wars.

-For majority of its run, TheCW (and thereby WB/CBS) made majority of its money from selling their shows overseas and to Netflix with their last Netflix deal being for $100mill for exclusive rights to stream their shows 7 days after they aired their finale.

-3 years ago TheCW opted not to renew their Netflix contract and all new shows would go to either HBO Max or Paramount+ depending on who produced the show and the studios wanting their shows back to build their own libraries (Netflix has exclusive rights to a series for 5 years following its series finale)

-With TheCWs income coming from primarily selling their shows streaming rights no longer a thing it has prompted CBS/WB to cut back on costs.

-TheCW had planned on renewing Batwoman and Legends of Tomorrow but the studio lot that they rent out in Vancouver expired May 1st and WB was not interested in renewing the contract so TheCW was forced to cancel the shows.

-With the cancellations comes the end of the Netflix era as only 3 shows remain on TheCW that are grandfathered into the Netflix streaming deal (The Flash/All American/Riverdale) Any hope to save shows such as Charmed, Legacies, LoT, Dynasty, etc. would land on Netflix as they have hold the rights to the shows for 5 years following their finales.

-WB/CBS are also looking to sell their majority share in TheCW and are potentially attempting to make it more appealing with having shows not tied down to previous deals and those that are still able to bring in money.

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Love and marriage, you cant have one w/out the other: Married..W/Children revival in the works



-Married...With Children is looking to make its comeback but with a colorful twist...

-The first controversial family of American is looking to get animated w/all the OG cast returning to voice the characters.

-MWC ran on FOX for 11 years when the network launched before getting a surprise cancellation that the cast found out through the news.

-It sparked various controversies, most notably the war with Terry Rakolta who attempted to boycott the show only to lead the show seeing ratings high in the boycott aftermath.

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A Vampire in love with a Slayer? It's rather poetic. First Kill promises to be the new Buffy



-First Kill synopsis reads: You never forget your first. Teenage vampire Juliette sets her sights on a new girl in town Calliope for her first kill. But much to Juliette's surprise, Calliope is a vampire hunter. Both find that the other won't be so easy to kill and, unfortunately, way too easy to fall for…

-Promises to be the new Buffy The Vampire Slayer of Gen Z (sure, jan)

-Season 1 premiers June 1st

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ABC announces renewals!



ABC has renewed Big Sky, A Million Little Things, Wonder Years, The Conners, and Home Economics for next season.

In addition, Jensen Ackles has been promoted to regular (he signed a one year deal) on Big Sky after guest starring in the season two finale next week. Jamie Lynn Sigler, who has recurred this season, has also been upped to regular.



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Elizabeth Olsen Takes A Lie Detector Test for Vanity Fair



Elizabeth Olsen takes a polygraph test for Vanity Fair

Some highlights:
-She lies about liking Licorice Pizza
-[Spoiler (click to open)]She's never met John Krasinski and didn't realize she made a movie with him
-She went to high school with the Haim sisters and thinks she's a better actor than Danielle Haim

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She's not my Wanda but oh my God every clip I saw from this had me dying so I needed to share
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Fashion Round Up


Megan Fox - Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini 'The Good Mourning LA Premiere'

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Best Dressed ?

Megan Fox
47(13.1%)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
2(0.6%)
Jodie Comer
20(5.6%)
Kaley Cuoco
71(19.8%)
Miranda Kerr
8(2.2%)
Dakota Fanning
17(4.7%)
Jessica Biel
23(6.4%)
Mandy Moore
14(3.9%)
Kate Bosworth
45(12.5%)
Christina Ricci
70(19.5%)
Samara Weaving
22(6.1%)
Emmy Rossum
20(5.6%)


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Marc Anthony, 53, is engaged to model Nadia Ferreira, 23



Marc Anthony and his girlfriend, Nadia Ferreira, are engaged.
The announcement came three months after the duo sparked romance rumors.

Anthony has six children, sharing Ariana, 28, and Chase, 26, with ex-girlfriend Debbie Rosado
As well as Cristian, 21, and Ryan, 18, with Dayanara Torres.
The actor and Jennifer Lopez are the parents of twins Emme and Maximilian, 14.

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‘Godzilla vs. Kong 2’: Dan Stevens Reunites With ‘The Guest’ Director Adam Wingard




-  Dan Stevens will play one of the leading roles in the film.

- Production is slated to begin this summer in Australia.





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Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt Joke They 'Sneakily Stole' Non-Scripted Kisses in Jurassic World


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Howard: "Dominion was the only time that there's actually been a kiss written into the movie. The last two we sneakily stole ... because it's okay to have a little romance in a Jurassic movie!"

Pratt: "It's true. The need for the will-they-won't-they sexual chemistry does not fall on us in this film. It's Laura and Sam. It's 30 years in the making... and it's just fantastic. It's so beautiful."" (👀)

Howard: "Chris is someone who I respect and admire and who I have a blast with, and we're just very compatible. Getting to have a friend like [that] in my life is absolutely amazing. And that doesn't go away, which is good."

Pratt: "Bryce is actually the secret weapon. If you're making a movie and you have the opportunity to have her involved in any way, you absolutely do it. And you'll be better in the end 'cause she was involved."
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ONTD University Original: IT'S FINALS WEEK.... AND THIS IS A SURPRISE ONTD CULTURE QUIZ!!!



FINALS WEEK IS HERE YOU MORONS!!!! And this post is to test your knowledge of ONTD Culture. If you've been an ONTDer for a while and have attended classes at this ivy league school, you'll be able to easily answer the following exam.

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Sadly, if you score under 5. YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM ONTD U and will be forced to read this post again once it's stolen by buzzfeed.

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Overthinking Eurovision 2022: Serbia, "In Corpore Sano", Konstrakta


In short: He thinks the song is about health, lack of attention paid to mental health issues, not having health insurance, impossible standards women have to meet when it comes to beauty and general pandemic angst.
Konstrakta said everybody can see and hear whatever they want.

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What does the song represent to you, ONTD?
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Claire Danes and Dakota Fanning cast for Hillary Clinton series



Claire Danes and Dakota Fanning have been cast as Hillary Clinton at various stages of her life for the upcoming series ‘Rodham’ based on the novel by Curtis Sittenfeld.

“Rodham” — published in May 2020, and a New York Times bestseller — imagined an alternative universe in which Hillary Rodham Clinton met and dated Bill Clinton at Yale Law School, but never married him. Instead of the life Clinton has actually led, in “Rodham,” she goes on to thrive as a Northwestern University professor, and launches an eventual presidential run in 2016. Real-world events — such as rape accusations against Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump as a significant figure in politics — also play out in Sittenfeld’s novel, but in vastly altered ways.”

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Setting the Scene: Peterson Home Set Tour | The Staircase | HBO Max



Step into the Peterson home. Inspired by the location where the real-life events took place, experience an in-depth set tour of HBO Max’s The Staircase. The limited series explores the life of Michael Peterson (Colin Firth), his sprawling North Carolina family, and the suspicious death of his wife, Kathleen Peterson (Toni Collette).

The eight-episode Max Original is created by Antonio Campos. Now streaming on HBO Max.

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Charmed: new sisters connection finally revealed!



-Tonight after 9 episodes the season long mystery of who Michaela aka Kaela is, how's she's Charmed, and how she is connected to Maggie/Mel was finally revealed.

-Kaela shares no lineage to the Vaughn sisters. She was given up for adoption by regular human parents. But how is she Charmed? When she was younger she had cancer and received stem cell treatment. Those stem cells came from one Macy Vaughn who donated her stem cells in an attempt to help her father who was battling cancer himself.

-Kaela receiving Macy's stem cells turned her into a witch and ultimately into a Charmed One, being able to tap into the Power of 3 with Mel/Maggie.

-Next week: LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD - As Mel (Melonie Diaz), Maggie (Sarah Jeffrey) and Kaela (Lucy Barrett) are navigating their love lives, The Unseen bring an epic battle to The Charmed Ones'. Roxie (guest star Shi Ne Nielson) seeks Harry's (Rupert Evans) assistance, but his mission uncovers something - and someone - unexpected. Also starring Jordan Donica. Joe Gallagher directed the episode written by Carrie Williams (410).

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