January 6th, 2022

Father John Misty announces new album, collabs with LDR and a monkey

Father John Misty (a.k.a. Josh Tillman) has announced his fifth studio album, Chloë and the Next 20th Century, out April 8 via Sub Pop worldwide and Bella Union in Europe. 

The announcement arrives today with the video for his new song "Funny Girl" (watch the video starring FJM as a jellyfish below). 

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They're selling The CW y'all.



- WarnerMedia and ViacomCBS are looking to sell most of the stake (if not all) of The CW network.

- The CW ratings are shit and it's not profitable, basically what's keeping the lights on is the deals with content (selling next day streaming rights to Netflix, HBO Max, etc)

- The CW was the merge of WB and UPN almost 16 years ago. UPN was owned by CBS, which merged with Viacom. Meanwhile WB was bought by AT&T but now they sold them to Discovery.

- WarnerMedia and Viacom still wanna have some stakes so once Netflix's streaming deal is over, most shows streaming rights can move to HBO Max / Paramount+

- The main buyer rn is Nexstar Media Group, who also owns other networks like AntennaTV, CourtTV and Rewind TV.

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Reality star who sells her farts in a jar has to stop her business after being hospitalized



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Reality star Stephanie Matto sold her farts online at $1k per jar. She made as much as $50k per week.

However, Stephanie recalled how she consumed three protein shakes and a huge bowl of black bean soup in one day, before feeling that ‘something was not right’ with a pressure in her stomach that moved upwards throughout her body.

"I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments. I was overdoing it. ‘It was quite hard to breathe and every time I tried to breathe in I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart," she explained. "I thought I was experiencing a heart attack."

"At the hospital, it was made clear that what I was experiencing wasn’t a stroke or heart attack but very intense gas pains. I was advised to change my diet and to take a gas suppressant medication, which has effectively ended my business." she said.

But don't feel too bad for her. Her clients may no longer be able to get their hands on their own physical jar of Stephanie’s gas, but they will now be able to purchase them as digital artworks on the blockchain.

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Michael Imperioli to Star in Season 2 of "White Lotus" on HBO



Imperioli will play a character named Dominic Di Grasso in Season Two of the White Lotus who apparently arrives at the resort along with his elderly father and college graduated son.

No other real concrete details are known at this time other than that it will not be set in Hawaii and will instead feature a new White Lotus hotel in a new location with new staff.

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What to Know About the 2022 Golden Globes



-The Golden Globes will be held on Sunday, Jan. 9, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
-It will not be aired on tv.
-There will be no nominees or audience in attendance.
-Only "select members and grantees" will be in the room as the awards are announced. They will have to be vaxxed, boosted, and tested.
-The Hollywood Foreign Press introduced 21 new members after they were criticized for lack of diversity.

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Indie Film Release Guide: January 7th [An ONTD Original]

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As Omicron continues to dominate headlines, the January release schedule gets more and more sparse. This leaves fairly slim pickings among new releases, but the ones that will be available are detailed in full below.

The films listed are usually from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Studios, Universal, Columbia/Sony and Disney. This week, the sole major studio release is also included. Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: December 31st, December 24th, and December 17th.


A Hero



Stars: Amir Jadidi, Mohsen Tanabandeh, Fereshteh Sadre Orafaiy, Sarina Farhadi
Writer/Director: Asghar Farhadi
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Plot: Rahim is in prison because of a debt he was unable to repay. During a two-day leave, he tries to convince his creditor to withdraw his complaint against the payment of part of the sum. But things don't go as planned.
What you should know: Official submission of Iran for the Best International Feature Film category of the 94th Academy Awards in 2022.
Where to watch: In theaters; on Prime January 21st

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Jon Stewart says he did not call J.K. Rowling out on anti-semitism in Harry Potter

In a recent video posted on twitter, Jon Stewart says he did not call J.K. Rowling out on anti-semitism in Harry Potter. He says that some light-hearted riffing between colleagues was taken out of context. He proceeds to call out Newsweek for their coverage of the situation.



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Elmo of sesame street addresses the Rocco & Zoe footage



After first going viral for his pronunciation of Balsamic Vinegar, professional tickle enthusiast & sesame street resident Elmo has been trending yet again as people have discovered his animosity towards Rocco, Zoe's pet Rock. needless to say there's been a lot of opinion on it, prompting his response.

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Are you friends with your friend's friends ONTD?

Sometimes! It really depends
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Yeah! Any friend of my friend's is my friend too sis
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no but FR Zoe, how is Rocco supposed to eat that cookie?
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Stars attend Euphoria red carpet premiere



Various stars attended the red carpet premiere for the second season of Euphoria.
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There was a "Hamilton" Performance to Commemeorate Jan. 6th



To "commemorate" the events that took place a year ago at the US Capitol, Speaker Pelosi introduced the cast of Hamilton, including Lin-Manuel Miranda ("Encanto","Tick...Tick...Boom!") to sing "Dear Theodosia" via zoom.

People are understandably, uh, not having it. At least the Hamilton performers were "all very honored" to be asked to participate.

"Anniversary" coverage has been going on all day, from This Administration's Speech this morning, to various lawmakers sharing their perspective, and idiots like Gaetz taking the make to spew bullshit.

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Saturday Night Live tentatively announces their first host of 2022


• Earlier today SNL announced that West Side Story breakout Ariana DeBose would be hosting the first episode of 2022 with musical guest Roddy Ricch, tentatively scheduled for January 15.

• Last month many members of the SNL cast and crew tested positive for COVID-19 after the Omicron variant caused a dramatic spike in cases in New York City, upending the Paul Rudd/Charli XCX Christmas episode. The show announced at the last minute that there would be no studio audience, while Charli XCX announced that her set had been cancelled. In the end Paul Rudd, Tina Fey, Tom Hanks, Michael Che, Kenan Thompson and a skeleton crew presided over a pseudo-clip show and introduced new and pre-recorded sketches.

• No word on what kind of COVID precautions might take and whether they will have a full studio audience when they return, or whether the full 21 person cast will return.

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VPR's Scheana Shay Defends Her Morganite Engagement Ring: ‘I Didn’t Want a Diamond’




After fans watched Brock Davies, 30, purchase an engagement ring during the Tuesday, January 4, episode of the Bravo series (Vanderpump Rules), one social media user pointed out that it wasn’t the typical diamond engagement ring. Scheana, 36, replied to the fan, tweeting, “It’s still 12.74 carats. Why does it matter what stone? 🤦🏻‍♀️.”

Shay, who shares 10-month-old daughter Summer Moon with Brock, later clarified to another follower on Wednesday, January 5, that she “didn’t want a diamond,” adding, “Morganites are beautiful and have so much meaning.”

When another person wrote, “It’s a ring you LOVE, given to you by someone you LOVE. That’s all that matters,” Shay replied, “LITERALLY! 💍”

Davies paid $25,000 for the ring from jeweler Kyle Chan.

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And just like that Chris Noth is removed from the season finale



-The upcoming season finale for And Just Like That… will reportedly no longer feature Chris Noth amid the sexual assault allegations against him.

-the 67-year-old actor was also set to make a brief cameo alongside Sarah Jessica Parker in the final episode of season 1, but the footage "will not make it to air."



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The Real World: Homecoming LA 2x07 Deja Vu all over again/The Challenge All Stars road to finale



-Tami/David discuss BLM and Tami's disappointment with him not backing her up with the conversation from the previous day.

-Tensions rise as David lets it be known that he is looking out for himself and staying in his lane which leads to Tami accusing him of having a slave mentality. This sends David overboard as he goes back and forth talking about and making empty threats in regards to Tami's wig.

-Tami decides to call her husband and come over to deal with David. Flashback to 30 years earlier where Tami calls her boyfriend at the time to come over and deal with David.

-David's producer takes him out of the house unbeknownst to the others as Tamis husband searches for David.

-Tamis husband refuses to leave the vicinity until he is able to talk with David but production lets him that will not be happening.

-The other houseguests are not in agreeance with what just happened as 2 of them were to have their nephew/child come visit and they are not wanting them in a possible hostile situation.

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Music Video Teaser for Adele's Second Single “Oh My God” Is Here



After quietly dominating the charts with her new album 30 and “Easy On Me,” Adele returns to drop the music video for her second single “Oh My God.” The video premieres January 12th at 9AM PST / 12PM ET / 5PM UK. Are you ready?


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No vax Djokovic




* Novak Djokovic was denied entry into Australia on Thursday after a storm of protest about a decision to grant him a medical exemption from COVID-19 vaccination requirements to play in the Australian Open.

* "There are no special cases, rules are rules," Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison said at a televised news briefing. "We will continue to make the right decisions when it comes to securing Australian borders in relation to this pandemic."
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James Corden has tested positive for COVID-19



take the news however you want..... James Corden has tested positive for COVID-19.

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Eurovision News Roundup: Armenia wins Junior Eurovision, 2 New 2022 Songs Released, and More



🇦🇲 Armenia’s Maléna has won the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2021 with her song Qami Qami! The 14 year old singer from Yerevan was originally supposed to represent Armenia in 2020, but unfortunately the country had to pull out of the contest because of armed conflicts in the Nagorno-Karabakh war. Maléna, who wrote some of the lyrics of Qami Qami herself, is the second Armenian artist to win the Junior Eurovision Song Contest. It has already been announced that Armenia will be hosting Junior Eurovision next year.

Poland came second and host country France took the third place. Full results behind the cut:

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Brigitte Nielsen approves of nude parent-child OnlyFans



When asked about what she thinks of Jake Herbert, who poses nude with his father on OnlyFans for money, Flavor Flav's former lover Brigitte Nielsen says that beauty should be shared, and that Europeans don't view nudity as sexually as Americans do. Jake Herbert is British and Brigitte is Danish.

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Scream’s LA Red Carpet Premiere Cancelled Amid Covid Surge



The red carpet premiere for the fifth film in the Scream franchise was scheduled to take place next Tuesday in Los Angeles on January 11th, but it has been cancelled due to Covid safety concerns.

The film will still hit theaters on January 14th.

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Healthy Couple Goals! Julia Fox + Kanye's Date Night Photographed for Interview Magazine


My fav new unhinged couple shared photos from their romantic date night. Julia herself gave Interview the scoop with prose befitting a diary entry, sharing the following uncut gems:


At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined! The whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening.

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So You Finally Watched

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Have you only just finished WandaVision? Recently got Apple TV and now you can start watching Ted Lasso? Are you me and decided to make the push to watch Succession after S3 ended? Has the discussion post for the latest [insert show] not gone up yet/doesn't exist? Or is the show you just finished binging 4 years old?

Look no further! The post you didn't know you needed is here. Share what you're watching, what season & episode and your feels about it and see if anyone can relate.



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Golden Globes will not be livestreamed, winners will be announced 'live' on social media



The racist, greedy, out of touch HFPA announced the final tidbits of the hot mess they call the Golden Globe Awards:

- is a 'private event' and will not be livestreamed anywhere
- real-time updates on winners will be revealed on the GG's website and their social channels
- the ceremony itself is only 90 minutes long, and starts at 9pm EST/6pm EST. press release with full list of winners out when it's done

Fun fact to annoy you: the HFPA is typically paid $60 million a year by NBC for rights to air the Globes


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Live Post: The New Joe Millionaire on Fox!



Grab a stiff drink and a stiffer d--- and join the viewing post for the new reboot of Joe Millionaire on Fox! If no one else comments here, it will just be me talking to myself. That is fun and all, because I am very entertaining, clever, and funny, but it is always better with more snarky people.

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The Amazing Race S33 premiere!

S33 began filming in February 2020 and was halted due to the pandemic. Production resumed in September 2021.

Promo:


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Poll #2115731 It's only been one week but that's enough for us to start judging!

Favorite team

Akbar & Sheri - married educators
1(5.3%)
Anthony & Spencer - childhood friends (train heroes)
4(21.1%)
Arun & Natalia - father/daughter
4(21.1%)
Caro & Ray - Love Island
0(0.0%)
Connie & Sam - married
1(5.3%)
Kim & Penn - internet personalities
2(10.5%)
Lulu & Lala - twins
0(0.0%)
Michael & Moe - singing police officers
1(5.3%)
Raquel & Cayla - flight attendants
2(10.5%)
Ryan & Dusty - best friends (wrongfully convicted)
4(21.1%)
Taylor & Isaiah - YouTube sensations
0(0.0%)

Who do you already hate?

Akbar & Sheri - married educators
2(7.7%)
Anthony & Spencer - childhood friends
0(0.0%)
Arun & Natalia - father/daughter
0(0.0%)
Caro & Ray - Love Island
0(0.0%)
Connie & Sam - married
1(3.8%)
Kim & Penn - internet personalities
9(34.6%)
Lulu & Lala - twins
6(23.1%)
Michael & Moe - singing police officers
5(19.2%)
Raquel & Cayla - flight attendants
2(7.7%)
Ryan & Dusty - best friends
1(3.8%)
Taylor & Isaiah - YouTube sensations
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ONTD Reading Challenge 2022: Books Inspired By Classic ONTD Posts

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Welcome to the (belated) ONTD Reading Challenge 2022! In the past, we have had themes inspired by popular memes on ONTD, comments from ONTD, and more. This year, inspired by the recent ONTD renaissance, we are going all-in with books inspired by classic ONTD posts, starting with 2021's post of the year: Classes are back!! ONTD University 2.0 opens it's doors with new teachers!! by ljtryout.

Here are a few suggestions for this month's theme:

Natural Causes
By Barbara Ehrenreich

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This is a companion text for Professor Goop's Advanced Business Grifting class. To counteract the b.s. spewed by Gwyneth Paltrow, read Barbara Ehrenreich's critique of the wellness industrial complex.

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Book challenges are usually handled by queen milfordacademy, but this year it's up to moi! Leave your suggestions for future themes in the comments.

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Netflix working on Anna Nicole Smith documentary



-As the title states...Netflix is currently in production on an Anna Nicole Smith documentary.

-Will feature footage from an unreleased documentary that had "never before seen footage"

-No release date or title have been made available yet.

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Kung Fu adds Vanessa Yao, Annie Q. & JB Tadena to season 2 cast



Following the explosive Season 1 finale, Season 2 picks up with Nicky (Olivia Liang) and the Shens in a great place: Nicky’s been using her kung fu skills to keep Chinatown safe, she and Henry (Eddie Liu) are only deeper in love with each other, and unlike season one, the Shen family are all in the know about Nicky’s extracurricular activities. Jin and Mei-Li have righted the ship and Harmony Dumplings has seen an extraordinary recovery– the restaurant is doing better business than ever. Everything’s been great in Nicky’s life… that is, until the reemergence of Russell Tan, and the surprise appearance of Nicky’s cousin, Mia (Vanessa Yao).

More about the three new characters: [Spoiler (click to open)]

Mia, Nicky’s enigmatic cousin, is the daughter of Nicky’s deceased aunt Mei-Xue. Raised in extreme isolation with her mother, Mia ran away from home and has been living on her own for years. Mia will cross dramatically with Nicky in the season premiere, but it’s no warm and fuzzy family reunion: Mia is a natural powerhouse, armed with incredible strength and reflexes… and a deeply ingrained suspiciousness of other people. The daughter of a Guardian and a Warrior, her hybrid bloodline is a key piece of Russell Tan’s villainous plan. Mia could be a valuable ally to Nicky in her fight against Russell Tan… or a dangerous new adversary.

Annie Q. is Juliette Tan, the clever and conniving daughter of powerful business mogul, Russell Tan. Cultured, precocious, and already well-seasoned in the world of business, Juliette offers Russell her steadfast support, eager to prove she’s ready to succeed him at the helm of the Tan empire. But as her father’s plans get darker and more supernatural, Juliette will have to decide just how far she’s willing to go to seize the brass ring and ascend to her father’s throne.

Tadena plays Sebastian, Harmony Dumplings’ talented and charming new chef, who steps into the lurch as the restaurant’s newfound success threatens to swallow up Jin and Mei-Li. Charming, cocky, and eager to show the Shens what he’s got, Sebastian will immediately turn the newly single Ryan’s head… but, much to Ryan’s frustration, it’s unclear if the attraction is mutual. Is he Just Not That Into Ryan? Or is he merely avoiding a potentially complicated hookup with his bosses’ son? While the will-they-won’t-they suspense kills Ryan– and fuels the teasing of his watchful siblings– Sebastian will find himself a bigger and bigger part of the Shens’ lives, as his working relationship with Mei-Li blooms into an unexpected new friendship.


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ONTD OG: ONTD University releases a statement in response to Hungarian Study calling them DUMB.

Follow up to this post. In response to a hungarian study calling celeb obsessed people dumb... Oprah herself, head of ONTDU, released a statement about the situation.



Oprah, head of ONTDU, provides evidence why ONTDers, are not dumb.

[DA RECEIPTS]

You can play this while reading this post, you uncultured beast.


1. Our students can tell Dylan McDermott and Dermott Mulroney apart.

Only one of them has cried masturbating in American Horror Story and the other one had a recurring role on New Girl. And our students know which one is which. Advanced students can also identify Murray Barlett.


A regular student from any Ivy league can´t even remember their names.


2. Our students are so good at lawyering that they've mastered the Annalise Keating walk.

Scandal who? TGIT what? Our students are so good at lawyering that they'll get away with murder and get an spinoff out of Shonda Rhimes, all while finding dick pics in a dead girl's phone.


3. Our students are so prepared for the future that they can rank all kinds of Chrises.

They can rank them by talent, handsomeness, dick size, oscars, etc. And Chris Pratt is the worst every single time.


4. Our students EXCEL at equistry.

We're the only university in DA WORLDDDD that gives their student two, not one, not three, but TWO obligatory courses in Equistry. One with professor Trace Cyrus, and another one with professor Adam Driver aka Beta Ray Bill.



5. Our students KNOW Orlando Bloom likes brocoli.

Our extensive analysis and years of research led us to find out that Orlando Bloom's favorite vegetable is brocoli, so Jessica can remain eating shit and dying.



6. Our students have an incredible literature depart-- .

OK, ONTD Doesn´t read, i'll give you that one.


6. Our students are inclusive and definitely not racist.

They may simp for white guys, but they call it "a preference". Also, they've been trained to identify if a Wild Rihanna appears.


7...8? I don't know, i can't count. but our students know by memory every single cast member of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise.

How do they fit all this information in their small brains? We don't know. They still have trouble processing how much is 7x6.


With the presented evidence, i demand a retraction.

Thank you for your time.

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ONTD, what can you do since you're part of ONTDU, that regular people can't?
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The Weeknd livestream tonite! New album drops tomorrow!

To kick off the launch of his new album, "Dawn FM", The Weeknd is doing an AmazonMusic Livestream, via Twitch, tonight!
It's not clear what it exactly will be. Presumably him performing songs, but if it's anything like the AFTER HOURS era, it will be of music-video-level production quality, if not a short film.



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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Photographed Walking Their Dog in Miami Months After Split



Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes were spotted in Miami on Thursday walking their dog after "breaking up" in November, releasing 2 duplicate statements on Instagram. Both took their Golden Retriever pup Tarzan for a walk in a park.

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Early Reactions to 'Scream (2022)' Are In

Its red carpet premiere may have been cancelled, but the Scream (2022) promo machine is still in high gear as its social media embargo was just lifted this evening. So what are the first reactions saying about this "re-quel?"



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On a scale from 1 to Brenda, how scary do you think Scream (2022) will be, ONTD?
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Project Runway 19x10 discussion

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19x10: The Housewives
Bravo's Real Housewives of Potomac, Orange County, and New York City bring their signature attitudes to the catwalk for a client challenge like no other; emotions run high as each designer is paired with a Housewife to make them a reunion show look. .

Best runway look

Aaron
5(35.7%)
Anna
0(0.0%)
Bones
1(7.1%)
Chasity
0(0.0%)
Coral
0(0.0%)
Kristina
0(0.0%)
Shantall
8(57.1%)

Worst runway look

Aaron
1(7.1%)
Anna
9(64.3%)
Bones
0(0.0%)
Chasity
0(0.0%)
Coral
0(0.0%)
Kristina
4(28.6%)
Shantall
0(0.0%)

Best Housewives franchise

OC
0(0.0%)
NYC
3(16.7%)
Atlanta
0(0.0%)
New Jersey
0(0.0%)
DC
0(0.0%)
Beverly Hills
1(5.6%)
Miami
1(5.6%)
Potomac
9(50.0%)
Dallas
0(0.0%)
Salt Lake City
4(22.2%)

Worst Housewives franchise

OC
3(15.0%)
NYC
1(5.0%)
Atlanta
0(0.0%)
New Jersey
0(0.0%)
DC
7(35.0%)
Beverly Hills
1(5.0%)
Miami
1(5.0%)
Potomac
2(10.0%)
Dallas
4(20.0%)
Salt Lake City
1(5.0%)


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