A major development is in effect: After many years of negligible hotness, Tom Hiddleston's hotness may be coming back!
It is crucial that ONTD explore this phenomenon in greater depth, as it may greatly benefit the collective horniness of our commentariat.( Collapse )
His most famous character, Loki, was definitely not everyone’s cup of hotness tea. However, those who did find Loki attractive went absolutely apeshit for him. Personally, I contend that the hotness of Loki was extremely variable. Sometimes hot, but just as often terribly ugly.( Collapse )
In between the Marvel stuff, he appeared objectively hot and debatably hot in various other movies.( Collapse )
Most important of all, he has had several shirtless, completely nude scenes and/or sex scenes. His bod is definitely not as buff as Chris Hemsworth's, but he was fit, toned, long, and lean.( Collapse )
We even get a quick flash of a semi-peen
shot in High-Rise
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His most attractive phase, in OP's humble opinion, was from 2015-2017, the era when he starred in The Night Manager
and Kong: Skull Island
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His promo materials and public appearances show that his hotness translated into real life, not just the screen.( Collapse )
His hotness was on an upward trajectory, until a tragedy happened: Taylor Swift's pussy. ( Collapse )
We do not need to revisit The Tank Top.
His thirst also revealed itself. Not only in the staged paparazzi pics with Taylor, but in some very awkward underwear thirst traps.( Collapse )
The T.S.P. apparently sucked all of Tom's hotness out through his dick. After she used him to break it off with Clavin Harris and get with Toe Alwyn, he started rocking the Depressed Literature Professor look. ( Collapse )
But, lo! Something miraculous happened! Slowly, his hotness started returning! OP noticed it in the early promo stage for Loki
. Gradually yet deliberately, his hotness is making a triumphant return!( Collapse )I keep trying to put everything behind one cut but it isn't working!
Is Tom Hiddleston's hotness coming back?
YES, it was always there!
Yes, but it sure is taking a damn long time
No, he still lookin like a sad goat
NO. It has always been gone
The most important question: Would you?
Only early Hiddles