May 25th, 2021


Lindsay Lohan to star in Netflix holiday rom-com

Netflix today announced that Lindsay Lohan will star in a yet untitled Christmas themed rom-com.
Production is set to begin in November so it will probably be released during the 2022 holiday season.


are you looking forward to seeing Lindsay's return to acting, ONTD?

John Mulaney’s Wife AnnaMarie Tendler Is Listening To Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR ‘On Repeat’ Amid Divorce

John Mulaney’s soon to be ex-wife Anna Marie Tendler, 35, is officially on the Olivia Rodrigo paid train. The artist revealed on social media that she has been listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s new breakup album SOUR amid her recent split from the comedian. Tendler shared an image of the cover art on her Instagram Stories, along with the caption, “Hey bestie, you wanna hang out? *listens to this album on repeat all summer.*”

I think it’s safe to say that Tendler is probably blasting “good 4 u” and “traitor” at this very moment.

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Emily Blunt: More Horror Performances Should Be Recognized by Award Shows

Emily Blunt believes more horror movie performances should be recognized by award shows (she won the SAG award for her role in A Quiet Place).

In addition to Millicent Simmonds in A Quiet Place 2, she considers Florence Pugh in Midsommar, Toni Collette in Hereditary and Lupita Nyong'o in Us as award worthy.

"I remember seeing Lupita in ‘Us,’ and I was like, ‘Wow.' When she does that turn and turns into her tethered, just chills. It gives me chills. That is the most beautifully crafted, specific, challenging thing that she did. Lights out, lights out."

ONTD, what horror performances do you believe were award worthy? Do you think horror movies should be honored by award shows?

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John Cena apologizes to China for calling Taiwan a country

-In an interview with Taiwanese broadcaster TVBS, John Cena told a reporter “Taiwan is the first country that can watch” the film.
-Cena posted a video apology in Mandarin on Weibo.
-In his apology, he says he made a mistake, and repeatedly states how much he loves and respects China.

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Gunpowder Milkshake - Official Trailer

Sam (KAREN GILLAN) was only 12 years old when her mother Scarlet (LENA HEADEY), an elite assassin, was forced to abandon her. Sam was raised by The Firm, the ruthless crime syndicate her mother worked for. Now, 15 years later, Sam has followed in her mother’s footsteps and grown into a fierce hit-woman.

But when a high-risk job goes wrong, Sam must choose between serving The Firm and protecting the life of an innocent 8-year-old girl - Emily (CHLOE COLEMAN). With a target on her back, Sam has only one chance to survive: Reunite with her mother and her lethal associates, The Librarians (MICHELLE YEOH, ANGELA BASSETT and CARLA GUGINO).

These three generations of women must now learn to trust each other, stand up to The Firm and their army of henchmen, and raise hell against those who could take everything from them.

Netflix will release the movie in the US on July 14. Internationally, it will be distributed straight to theatres.

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ONTD Original: TOMORROW X TOGETHER intro + new album preview

In celebration of TXT's new album, "The Chaos Chapter: FREEZE", it's time to get to know the 4th gen leaders of KPOP, and why their story, sound, and success has made such a big impact on the international music scene. Let's dive right in, MOA's!

- TOMORROW X TOGETHER (투모로우바이투게더), is a 5-member boy group under HYBE Labels (formerly known as Big Hit Entertainment), with members Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Huening Kai. Changing with each comeback/song, there are no set positions within the group. They debuted in South Korea on March 4, 2019 with the "The Dream Chapter: STAR".

- Their fandom name is MOA (Moments of Alwaysness).

- TXT currently have over 9.5 MILLION followers on TikTok, and remain the 3rd most followed KPOP group next to BlackPink and BTS. They currently have 8 MILLION Twitter followers, making them the most followed 4th generation group & 4th most followed KPOP group on the platform.

- Their songs/music videos always carry the themes of youth, magic, love, darkness, and mystery. Their dance skills and choreography have been praised as one of the best in the industry.

- TXT's new album, "The Chaos Chapter: FREEZE", current pre-orders sit at over 670,000 copies, which has doubled since their last release. Let's find out why the hype is real with a guided tour through some of their best singles/videos!

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There you have it MOA's! What are some of your favorite TXT tracks? Are you a current stan, starting to stan, or do you have no taste? Comment below!

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New Books Hitting Shelves This Week

The Guncle

Patrick, or Gay Uncle Patrick (GUP, for short), has always loved his niece, Maisie, and nephew, Grant. That is, he loves spending time with them when they come out to Palm Springs for weeklong visits, or when he heads home to Connecticut for the holidays. But in terms of caretaking and relating to two children, no matter how adorable, Patrick is, honestly, overwhelmed.

So when tragedy strikes and Maisie and Grant lose their mother and Patrick's brother has a health crisis of his own, Patrick finds himself suddenly taking on the role of primary guardian. Despite having a set of "Guncle Rules" ready to go, Patrick has no idea what to expect, having spent years barely holding on after the loss of his great love, a somewhat-stalled acting career, and a lifestyle not-so-suited to a six- and a nine-year-old. Quickly realizing that parenting--even if temporary--isn't solved with treats and jokes, Patrick's eyes are opened to a new sense of responsibility, and the realization that, sometimes, even being larger than life means you're unfailingly human.

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Have a laugh, ONTD. TV Anchors laugh their asses off when reporter goes into rollercoaster.

ONTD, Here's some Serotonin for you. The anchors of UK Tv show "This Morning" (you may remember them from the iconic laughter incident or the hilarious Ryan Gosling interview) sent their reporter into a rollercoaster to test the new COVID safety measures. She wasn't so into it... hehe.

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MONSTA X's North American tour rescheduled for 2022

MONSTA X's postponed North American tour has officially been rescheduled to occur in 2022, their agency Starship Entertainment has confirmed.

Kicking off on January 29 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, the first leg of the world tour will see the sextet hitting 12 cities in the United States, as well as Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

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Tickets for these shows are onsale now, with select seating exclusively available to Chase cardholders. All existing tickets for postponed 2021 shows will be honored.

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'Charlie Bit My Finger' video to officially leave YouTube after selling for $760K as an NFT

The "Charlie Bit Me" viral video was sold as a nonfungible token, a.k.a. an NFT, for $760,999 with the video being removed from YouTube soon after. The winner of the NFT auction will be the "sole owner of this lovable piece of internet history," as described by the Davies-Carr family. They will also be able to make a parody of the original video with both Charlie and Harry, now grown up.

"An important element to this auction, for Harry in particular, is that we will also be donating to carbon offset costs of mining bitcoins," the boys' family said. They noted that "the rest of the money coming out of the auction will then go to a college fund for the boys."

Despite the original video leaving YouTube there are still multiple copies floating around YouTube.

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The beef we never knew we needed: Ricahrd Marx vs. Rand Paul. Cry baby Paul blames Marx 4 Violence!

Ok, let's process this. Celebrated, award winning and soft rock, ballad king Richard Marx went after asshole Rand Paul with a hilarious tweet saying he wanted to reward the man who assaulted Rand Paul (Rand's Neighbor who rightfully punched him). Now Rand Paul is blaming an unrelated tweet by Marx for inciting someone to send the senator a package of white powder. Dumbass & crybaby Rand Paul called Marx a c list celebrity and stated other bullshit.

Marx Responded:

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Disney confirms the new Cruella doesn't harm animals

Even though it was obvious that this wasn't the case, there has been controversy over the latest Cruella film with some saying that it would have the title character want to skin dogs and be presented as sympathetic for doing so.

Disney put out a statement in their production notes confirming that "In our film, the character Cruella does not in any way harm animals…. Cruella doesn’t share the same motivations as her animated counterpart.”

Cruella has over forty costumes in the film and none of them have fur.


Olivia Rodrigo's SOUR Recieves Huge Streaming Increase + New Vevo Lift Live Performance

The Olivia Rodrigo reign just won't let up!

While her debut album SOUR was already projected to debut at #1 with 195-220K (60-70K in pure sales), the album received an increased 265K units thanks receiving 250 million streams online since it's initial release. That's an additional 20% increase and will most likely to continue to rise.

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Lil Nas X on Jimmy Fallon, talks about wardrobe malfunction and his upcoming album

Lil Nas X dropped on Jimmy Fallon Tonight, talks about how his wardrobe malfunction isn't staged, shows a clip of the ending as it was supposed to happen (looks pretty good btw !), talks about his album and what to expect (but not much new information).

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Artist: Joe Roberts

Baller Alert!

NBA's Minnesota Timberwolves player Malik Beasley Apologizes to wife Montana Yao After "Childish" (a.k.a. CHEATING) Larsa Pippen Drama

Back on Nov. 23, 2020, Larsa and Malik were first spotted together when they were photographed holding hands at a Miami mall. At the time those pics were taken, he was still legally married to Montana. The athlete, whose Minnesota Timberwolves failed to qualify for the NBA playoffs that started this weekend, did not mention Larsa by name in his post. But it's clear he is referring to the 46-year-old Real Housewives of Miami alum, given his mention of "pictures at the mall."

E! News exclusively reported on Dec. 3 that Montana had filed for divorce in response to the viral photos. She doesn't appear to have yet responded publicly to Malik's new post.

Fashion Nova has not yet commented.

UPDATE: Soooo...looks like Larsa and Montana decided to respond to each other. It went pretty much like you would expect, yikes:

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Julianna Margulies Says Never Hooking Up With George Clooney Was The Best Decision


Julianna Margulies dropped some scoop on the Armchair Expert podcast

she says she and George are still friends, and they both argree that it was a good thing they never hooked up, unlike other couples:

“We always joke that thank God nothing ever happened because now we can remain friends for the rest of our lives. As he used to say, ‘You don’t shit where you eat.’ What he meant by that was the famous story about Moonlighting with Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd. They had sex on the pilot. And then the show got picked up — and then they hated each other. Or David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson [on X-Files]. The same thing happened. And then they hate each other and you’re stuck on a show for seven years together. That’s agony. Life’s too short.”

Dead by Daylight’s Resident Evil Chapter Adds Leon S. Kennedy, Jill Valentine and Nemesis

Dead by Daylight’s newest Killer is Nemesis from RE3, and will be joined by two new Survivors: Jill Valentine and Leon S. Kennedy.

The Tyrant’s (Nemesis) attack is his tentacle for a ranged attack. Once a survivor is hit with it, they become infected with the T-Virus. The more Nemesis infects the survivors, the stronger he gets as the reach of his tentacle increases. Infected survivors also cough making it much easier for Nemesis to hear and track them. Survivors can counter the T-Virus with vaccines that are scattered across the maps in chests.

Nemesis will also be able to deploy AI zombies to attack survivors, adding a new challenge to the game.

And finally, we get a new map. The first in nearly a year! It will be the Raccoon City Police Station from Resident Evil 2 Remake.

The Resident Evil chapter officially drops on June 15th.

[Full 5th Anniversary Stream]


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Game of Thrones Actress Remembers the Scene That Was "The Worst Day of My Life"

GoT's Hannah Waddingham, who played Unella (one of the Septa of the Faith of Seven that served under the High Sparrow) has called shooting a scene in which her character was tortured “the worst day of [the actress'] life.”

While she was flying out to film the scene in question, she received script updates telling her to wear a wetsuit.

She says, "Other than childbirth, it was the worst day of my life. Lena [Headey] was uncomfortable pouring liquid on my face for that long and I was beside myself. In those moments you have to think 'Do you serve the peace and get on with it?' Or do you chicken out and go, 'No, this isn't what I signed up for."

She also added, "I had no voice at all to barely whisper, bruises already coming up like I'd been attacked. I was like, 'I've basically just been waterboarded for ten hours."


I don't even know what the fuck to say. She should sue.

Samuel E. Wright, Voice of Sebastian in “The Little Mermaid” , Passes at 74

Wright voiced Sebastian the crab in every ieteration of "The Little Mermaid" media, and originated the role of Mufasa on "The Lion King" on Broadway, as well as being in Jesus Christ, Superstar.



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ONTD Original: A Blast From The Past - Looking Through An Old Us Weekly (July 2007)

Apparently I'm a hoarder, and while cleaning my room recently I found an old Weekly magazine from 2007 and flipping through it was a hoot! That was also around the time I first joined ONTD, holy crap. Anyway I thought it'd be fun to share with y'all and reminisce!

Us Weekly Issue #649 - July 23, 2007


Warning: Very Picture Heavy - I scanned nearly the whole thing!

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ONTD, what were you doing the summer of 2007?
I was turning 16 and likely stanning the Jonas Brothers (I may or not have listened to their self-titled third album while writing this post to get in the zone...)

SOURCE: my old magazine, my scanner

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T*ylor S*ift fans attack Olivia Rodrigo after She Sent Kim Kardashian her debut Album

Swifties continue to perpetuate their status of worst fandom by bombarding Olivia Rodrigo with snake emoji's. Driver's License, sent Kim Kardashian a press release package of her debut album "Sour" and Kim posted a video of it's contents. This triggered the Swifites and they are now flooding Driver's license social media with snake emoji's. It is not the Swifties fault they behave is such a disgraceful manner, their cult leader T*ylor conditions them to behave in this way. What happened supporting other women and feminism? Per usual anything related to Sw*ft, were seeing selective activism at it's finest. happy women's history month, i guess


Man, Bump RHONY: The Trailer for the Real Housewives Crown Jewel, Potomac, is Here!

Thank you to syphilisdiller for letting your local Head Negress know. The best Real Housewives franchise, along with Melbourne, is motherfucking back baby on July 11th!!!!!

- Monique and her money bleeding podcast have left us and some lady named Mia is her (Word on the street is... well, don't know a damn thing about her yet.)
- Candiace is trying to come out with some music... chile we said you could carry a tune do not take that and think you can parlay it into a damn career. Still better than Coffee & Love. Oh and Tinted Testicle is now her manager, but OP thought he was still making duck quesadillas in the back
- Beloveds, there are apparently rumors about Eddie Osefo cheating and my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
- Kurn's remark about Patron Saint of Illegitimate Children Pastor Jamal Harrison Bryant to Seventeenth Church Lady Gizelle Bryant... oooooooooh wheeeeeeeeeeeee. Gizelle needed to hear it from somebody.
- Shit stirrer Ashley now has literal shit on her hands as she gave birth to her second child. Fuck Michael Darby.
- Someone is tossing salad, honey.
- OP is ready for Dr. Wendy to fuck shit up, to be honest, Get 'em, Dr. Wendy, get 'em!

Source provided for us by not sorry ass Andy Cohen but by the Grande Dame

This deepfake of Tom Cruise discussing industrial cleaning is too good to be called uncanny


Keep your hands clean.

♬ original sound - Tom

The TikTok account @deeptomcruise, dedicated to creating deepfake videos of Tom Cruise, is back with brand new fake clips of the Hollywood actor

The latest shows Cruise indulging in a spot of cleaning.

The deep fake says: “I do a lot of my stunts, but I also do a lot of industrial clean up. It’s important. So, obviously, you keep your hands clean but you really need that exfoliating product to cut through the grind.”


My 🐢 impression...

♬ origineel geluid - Tom


Cosmo Girl/Seventeen's Atoosa Rubenstein reveals why she really left the magazine industry

-This photo with Oprah was taken just a month before she decided to leave her job as "Youngest Editor in Chief in the over 100-year history of Hearst"

-At the time, she told New York Post that she was a risk-taker, felt that Hearst didn't "get" digital, etc. etc.

-In actuality, she was dealing with unprocessed childhood trauma (trigger warning if you check out the source) and it was popping up in her adult life (having affairs) and via mysterious illnesses which have since all vanished since confronting her issues

-She has now started Atoosa Unedited, a Substack email newsletter that you can subscribe to here


Seth Rogen on Cancel Culture: Encourages comedians to accept their jokes didn't age well

In an interview with IndieWire, Seth Rogen talks about comedians complaining about cancel culture.

Rogen said,
“To me when I see comedians complaining about this kind of thing, I don’t understand what they’re complaining about. If you’ve made a joke that’s aged terribly, accept it. And if you don’t think it’s aged terribly, then say that. To me, it’s not worth complaining about to the degree I see other comedians complaining about.”

ONTD, is this the era for sensible and responsible Seth Rogen?

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Kat Von D is making music now, apparently

In tonight's edition of "Who Asked for This" news, it seems that noted anti-vaxxer and proud Vevay, Indiana resident Kat Von D is making a go at a music career.

Last week, she released a music video for her debut single "Exorcism" (above), which was not mentioned by any of the sources used by this OP to create ONTD's weekly New Music Friday posts but has managed to rack up one million views.

A full album is slated to drop in August (undoubtedly with a resounding thud).


The View: Joel McHale, Hot Topics

Panel is Whoopi, Joy, Sunny, and Meghan

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Ontd how long could you survive in the wilderness?

Lol do you go here, cómo se dice desierto
Only until the marshmallows run out
Forever just call me Nomadia
A little while (in comments)
I love ghost stories

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John Cena trolled over China apology

Seems imperceptible celebrity wrestler person John Cena's China apology has caught the attention of at least one of his former rasslin' colleagues.

Former WWE superstar Phil "CM Punk" Brooks updated his Twitter bio in response to Cena's apology for (probably accidentally) accurately  referring to Taiwan as a country in an interview promoting the 9th unnecessary sequel in the "Fast and The Furious" franchise.

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BTS Appears on A Late Show With Stephen Colbert (and also Butter dance practice and other stuff)

BTS was on A Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight! They did a cute sketch riffing on how they helped popularize the heart hand sign in the US by showing off all these other new hand signs. It was cute and they've clearly been working hard on their English. It must be nice for RM to get a break from having the burden of carrying the interview and translating for the other members when on English speaking shows.


And then we got a performance of "Butter"! The lighting and staging of this performance was miles better than the BBMAs performance, imo. We really got to see and appreciate the choreo in this performance imo! And all the boys looked hot. Def a win.


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Superman & Lois 1x08 promo/Arrowverse general news/The CW fall schedule revealed

-Superman & Lois 1x08 "Holding the Wrench" Season 1 Episode 8 Promo - REALITY - Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) encourages Lois (Elizabeth Tulloch) to reach out for help after noticing her reaching a breaking point. Meanwhile, Jonathan (Jordan Elsass) finds himself in a dangerous situation. Lastly, Kyle (Erik Valdez) encourages Sarah (Inde Navarette) to audition for the musical revue at school. Alex Garfin, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Dylan Walsh and Wole Parks also star. (108). The episode was directed by Norma Bailey and written by Kristi Korzec. Original airdate 6/1/2021.

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Primavera Sound announces 2022 Line Up including Lorde

Fans (understandably) lost their shit when Primavera announced their 2022 line up today when it had Lorde as one of its headliners. Another long lost name was Sky Ferreira and some more familiar names like Rina Sawayama are also performing !


ONTD are you planning to go to any festivals next summer ?

FRIENDS who? Scooby Gang to get together for a Retrospective Reunion Special

- Daphne, Fred, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby will get together once again for an animated Reunion Special.
- Like FRIENDS, this special will see the animated characters reunite on the Warner Bros lot to look back on their most notorious cases and celebrate the legacy of the franchise, with a few extra guest appearances (Please have the live action cast make a guest appearance!). But things take a turn when the WB lot has a ghost problem of their own (Maybe it's just the Animaniacs.)
- The special will air on The CW in December.


ONTD, which past scooby doo guest star do you wanna see?

'Friends' Cast Reveal If Any of Them Ever Hooked Up with Each Other

Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc and David Schwimmer are taking a walk down memory lane ahead of the new HBO Max special, “Friends: The Reunion.”

Access Hollywood asked if any of the cast members had ever hooked up with each other during filming.

The men confirmed no one had ever hooked up with each other in order to keep their friendships intact.

"There was a rule that we had, it was really important to the six of us, that we kept a friendship,” Matthew said. “If we were hooking up…that might mess with things. We kept a friendship, and we did become really good friends. And we are really good friends to this day.”

The women answered the same question, and the ladies said jokingly that they did not want to hook up with any of the guys anyway!


Oh sheeeiittt. The CW orders a Beebo Christmas Special... yes, that Beebo.

For any of you ONTDers that have not been blessed enough to know who Beebo is, watch this and have a laugh:


- The CW is sort of spining off Legends of Tomorrow. Today they've ordered an animated Beebo Christmas Special called "Beebo Saves Christmas"
- The one-hour animated adventure in which “everyone’s favorite fuzzy toy turned furry god [from Supergirl, The Flash and DC’s Legends of Tomorrow] will once again be a hero as he hopes to save Christmas when "Sprinkles, an efficiency-obsessed elf, decides that Christmas would run better without Santa Claus, Beebo and his friends travel to the North Pole to help discover what truly makes Christmas meaningful".
- Beebo Saves Christmas‘ voice cast includes Ben Diskin as Beebo, Kimiko Glenn as Tweebo, Yvette Nicole Brown as Turbo, Keith Ferguson as Fleabo, Chris Kattan as Sprinkles, Ernie Hudson as Santa and Victor Garber as the narrator.
- The special will air in december.

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Beebo loves loves cuddles! ONTD, do you want a beebo spinoff?