May 8th, 2021

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Tom Cavanagh and Carlos Valdes Exit The Flash

-Tom Cavanagh (Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne/Reverse Flash/about a hundred other Wells characters) was originally due to exit the show at the end of season 6, but with covid shutting production down he returned for the start of season 7. Since 7x03 he has been a 'recurring guest star'.
-Carlos Valdes (Cisco Ramon/Vibe) will also be leaving by the end of season 7, and has chosen not to renew during the current contract renewal period ahead of season 8 (though has been wanting to leave for about 3 years according to bts rumours).
-OP hasn't watched the show since start of season 6 and is in mourning, but at least they're both free of this mess.
-With TomCav and Carlos leaving, it is now the sole responsibility of Candice Patton and Jesse L. Martin to carry the show.

Source: EW Twitter


RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under S01E02 Discussion Post

Kylie Minogue and Danni Minogue are in the house serving as guest judges while the queens prepare the infamous Snatch Game!


It’s the time we’ve all been waiting for, as the Queen’s don their best celebrity get-up to compete in the infamous celebrity impression Olympics. It’s Snatch Game, baby!

"Snatch Game"

Karen From Finance as Dolly Parton
Art Simone as Bindi Irwin
Coco Jumbo as Lizzo
Anita Wigl'it as Queen Elizabeth II
Scarlet Adams as Jennifer Coolidge
Elektra Shock as Catherine O'Hara
Maxi Shield as Magda Szubanski
Etcetera Etcetera as Lindy Chamberlain
Kita Mean as Dr. Seuss

MAXI CHALLENGE WINNER: [spoiler]Anita Wigl'it
BOTTOM TWO QUEENS: [spoiler] Art Simone & Coco Jumbo
ELIMINATED QUEEN: [spoiler]Art Simone
LIP SYNC SONG: [spoiler]I’m That Bitch by RuPaul

source: tweet + my wow presents plus membership
so disappointed that nobody did ja'mie king

ONTD Original: The most Iconic TV Episodes EVER, Part 1

[Spoiler (click to open)]Buffy, The Vampire Slayer - 6x07 - Once More With Feeling
Iconic because: While there had been musical episodes before, no one managed to pull off a good one as Buffy did. While Joss is trash, the team managed to deliver one of the best and most iconic Buffy episodes ever and the best musical episode ever on TV.

Ellen - 4x22 - The Puppy Episode
Iconic because: Ellen is trash (probably, allegedly, whatever) but her coming out episode is iconic not because Ellen came out in real life but because it had queen Laura Dern.

Dallas - 3x25 - A House Divided
Iconic because: Everyone remembers this episode because it had one of the biggest mysteries ever: Who shot JR? The episode was seen by 83 million people and even congress sessions were cancelled for people to see the episode. Every cast member was filmed shooting him to keep the mystery. (spoiler alert, the shooter was Kristin Shepard (Mary Crosby), she was J.R.'s scheming sister-in-law and mistress who shot him in a fit of anger. J.R. did not press charges, as Kristin claimed she was pregnant with his child as a result of their affair.)

St. Elsewhere - 6x22 - The Last One
Iconic because: In the closing moments of the episode, a boy named Tommy Westphall (Chad Allen), the son of medical director Dr. Donald Westphall, was seen peering into a snow globe. Inside the globe was a tiny mock-up of St. Eligius, the medical center that was featured in the series, revealing that everything that happened in the show only happened in the kid's mind. It started the Tommy Westphall universe, since St. Elsewhere had crossovers with other shows, it's assumed that those show's happened in the kid's mind as well, and the same happens with the crossovers of those crossovers etc.

Six Feet Under - 5x12 - Everyone’s Waiting
Iconic because: The episode became iconic for having the downright best series finale a show has ever had. Even tho Sia is cancelled (you can see a pattern in this post) the music choice and the flashforwards match perfectly.

Happy Days - 5x03 - Hollywood, Part 3
Iconic because: Fonzie jumps the shark. literally. Coining the phrase forever and ever to refere when a show starts to go downhill.

Pokemon - 1x20 - Bye, Bye, Butterfree
Iconic because: Ok hear me out, if you were a kid and watched Pokemon, this episode totally broke your heart and every single human remembers it. Also, weirdly enough, Ash only had Butterfree for 19 episodes. Thought it'd be more, since 24 years later we're still waiting for a reunion.

MASH - 11x16 - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
Iconic because: Probably remembered for it's tragic twist. Hawkeye has gone insane and is spending time at a hospital. Throughout the episode, he tells this story about how they were able to go out to a beach and have a great day. Just playing at the beach. They all pile up on a bus to head home. Suddenly, they realise that the enemy is nearby, so they shut off the engine, turned out all the lights and everybody got quiet. Except this woman in the back who has a chicken that won't get quiet and she ends up killing him...except it wasn't a chicken, it was her baby.

Lost - 3x23 - Through the Looking Glass
Iconic because: People's minds were blown when the 3rd season finale revealed the first flash forward ever on the show and that they had to go back to the island coining the iconic phrase 'WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!'

The Sopranos - 6x21 - Made in America
Iconic because: Probably iconic for that controversial ending in which they're sitting on a restaurant and out the sudd--....

To be continued in Part 2...

Source 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

ONTD, which are the most iconic episodes ever?

Body Language Experts Activate: Kristen Bell And Hot Costar Lunch Together

Kristen Bell was spotted having lunch with costar Benjamin Levy Aguilar during an afternoon outing at Griffith Park on Friday. Kristen and Benjamin are currently shooting the upcoming Netflix series The Woman In The House.

This isn't the first time they've spent time together outside of work. The two were spotted attending a pilates class together on April 9.

For what it's worth, Aguilar has a girlfriend.


Kate Winslet is obsessed with Wawa

The iconic Wawa has a new fan: Kate Winslet.

Spending time in Delaware County, PA shooting Mare of Easttown, Kate discovered the convenience store reading the local Delco Times paper every day, calling it an "almost mythical place."

By the time she got inside a store, it was as if the clouds departed: "By the time I got there, I was like, ‘It’s real!’ Walking into a Wawa ultimately felt like, it was kind of an honor, in a funny way, because to me that was the heart of Delco. So to finally walk through the door of a Wawa; I don’t know why I felt like, ‘Oh, yes, I’m here, I belong. This is where it’s at. Wawa."

Sadly, Kate mentions she only ever got coffee and never tried out its variety of hoagies and other goodies, but mentioned Evan Peters was obsessed with The Gobbler: a seasonal hoagie with turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and gravy.

Wawa is located primarily in the Philadelphia tri-state area, but there are some in DC, Virginia, and Florida.


Amazon and Netflix cutting ties with HFPA

Amazon and Netflix have each issued statements to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association that in simple terms states: "Fuck Off, We're Done Here."

The HFPA recently voted overwhelming for new inclusion and overhaul proposals that will include looking for more black members and a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Officer. But studios and other Hollywood groups have immediately called bullshit on these changes and don't believe they're actually meaningful.

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos told the group as such and that the streamer will no longer work with them until they get their act together.

Amazon also released a statement, saying it has not worked with the group since this mess started and will not be doing so again until things improve.

Time's Up, The National Association of Black Journalists, GLAAD, major Hollywood publicists, and even Scarlett Johaanson have come out against the groups new reform plans.


ONTD Original: Classes are back!! ONTD University 2.0 opens it's doors with new teachers!!

Welcome, welcome. Classes are back and ONTD university has renewed their entire curriculum and is offering new classes to keep you uncompetitive in this hard post apocalyptic world.


Take a look at our new teachers and classes:

[Welcome back to school!]
The pandemic hit you hard? Are you looking to start your own business? Prof. Goop has many years of experience to show how to maximize earnings with minimum effort selling vagina candles so you can start your own business selling pens with cum ink or something.
Professional Evidence:
- Goop finds cure for depression
- Goop sells intelligent vibrator
- Goop sells vagina scented candles that explode out of nowhere.

Is reading comprehension too much for you? Don't worry, Prof. Simpson is here for you to show you how to avoid reading and assume everything jsut by reading titles, her methodolog-... you're not reading this, are you?
Professional Evidence:
- How most of us don't participate in ONTD Reading Challenges

Are you tired of people's lack of competence? Do you always have to call the manager to get things done? Are you a little bit racist and wanna shit on people's wigs? Then Prof. Lea Michele is here to help you achieve your Karen final form.
Professional Evidence:
- Lea Michele blasted by broadway co-star.
- Lea Michele is a transphobic pos.
- Lea Michele is a racist that wanna shit on people's wigs.

For you uncultured swines, están listos para tener clases en españoullshh??!. Renowned professor Hilaria Baldwin spent her entire childhood with mexican farmers, only to move on her teen years to work on Machupicchu as a tourist guide for blind nuns and eventually moved to spain and that's when she learnt spanish, crazy right?! This puta's been everywhere and is incredibly prepared to teach you about latinx culture. Spanish reading skills will be mandatory for this class
Professional Evidence:
- Hilaria pretends to be POC to teach her son about racism.
- Hilaria admits she's white.

Do you have a rocking bod to show off? No? Don't worry, you don't have to! Professor Posey will show you how to make Onlyfans a profitable business teaching you how to take the perfect revealing selfies, have online meltdowns, queerbait and share your precum online.
Professional Evidence:
- Tyler Posey made a trailer for his Onlyfans.
- Tyler Posey opens up about his sexual experiences with men.
- Tyler Posey is not taken serious for having an OnlyFans

Are you poor and wanna make some cash? Oprah will show you how to manage your money and make the right investments while saving half your paycheck and investing the other half in her favorite things that will make your life much more useful like a cut nails collector, special grocery bags made with the underwear of deaf monks and an exclusive recipe for lemon water.
Professional Evidence:
- Bitch, do you need evidence? She's Oprah!

Do you wanna be cast in absolutely every single superhero movie there is? Michael B. Jordan is here to help you work on your superhero pose, make you work out 18 hours a day while watching anime and he'll even "date you if you're a woman that knows how to cook".
Professional Evidence:
- Black Superman movie in the works.
- Michael B. Jordan joins Black Panther
- Michael B. Jordan answers to racist Fantastic Four fans
- Michael B. Jordan developing Static Shock.

Our king is joining the ONTD Cinematic Universe. Do you see a random celeb in the street doing something naughty and wanna take a pic to sell it to the papz? Well, Rodrigo will not be able to help you since he only works when there's been a previous coordinated walkby. But if you do, he'll show you how to take the best blurry realistic pics in the business!! Teach away my king!
Professional Experience:
- Every. Single. Ben Affleck. and. Ana De Armas. Post.

Did you cheat on your spouse and somebody else caught you on the act. Fear not! Professor West is here to help you make some damage control and write the best PR apologies in the world. If you can get over the punchable face, you'll get back with your spouse in less than a week GUARANTEED!
Professional Experience:
- Lily James and Dominic West kissing in Rome.
- Dominic West goes back to his wife and gives a note.

Have you met true love? Do you wanna take your relationship to the next level, and then to the next, and to the next, and to the next in one week? Made-to-be-forever Prof. Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin will teach you how to forge true love faster than The Flash's farts.
Professional Evidence:
- SEPT 23 Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin are cheating and Dating
- SEPT 24 Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin are expecting
- SEPT 25 Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin are planning to get married

Do you think trans people are not real wom---NOPE. NOPE. CLASS CANCELLED.

Do you often lie and wanna create your own narrative? Professor Swift is here to help you, she can give you an holistic view of narrative customization and truth bending that includes what happens when you get caught.
Professional Experience
- Taylor Swift and Kanye West full phone call leaks.

Do you often thrist for white men? I mean, why am i asking you? You're on ONTD, of course you do. Professor Cavill will help you out and stand around naked in a classroom while flexing his muscles so you take a good look at his dick physique. Buckets for drool will not be provided by ONTD University. Also, all classes are full til' September 2034.
Professional Experience:
- Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets.
- Henry Cavill trains shirtless for Man of Steel.

Are you thirsty to be the center of attention? Do you wanna insert yourself in other conversations and scandals? Professor Jamil is here to give you a crash course on how to meddle in none of your business with little success.
Professional Experience:
- Jameela Jamil Inserts Herself Into the Kim Kardashian Controversy
- Jameela Jamil Inserts Herself Into the Meghan/Harry vs Royals Scandal
- Jameela Jamil Inserts Herself Into the Lily James/Dominic West Cheating Scandal
- Jameela Jamil Inserts Herself Into this post (Coming Soon)

Source: Me (and all the links to the original ONTD post are below the images)

ONTD, will you be joining ONTD University?

Chris Pratt is Desperate, Shares a Thirst Trap On Instagram

The Worst Chris™ took to Instagram to share a “thirst trap” and probably hoped to get some good will back on his side or something. It’s not working.

[The Desperate Thirst Trap in Question]

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ONTD Original: 5 Songs by Drag Queens that Go Off

*in my personal opinion

Following in the steps of capitalist queen RuPaul herself, it's a rite of passage for pretty much every queen that crosses the hallowed hearth of the werk room on RPDR to release music regardless of musical talent. 80% of is unlistenable but there are some hidden bops in this subgenre.

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Keeping it short and sweet, drop more faves in the comments!

Caroline Calloway Gives an Interesting Interview


Influencer/scammer Caroline Calloway is the subject of a new longform profile. And, gworl, it is something.

The "trauma" of having her ghostwriter come forward:

Two years ago an essay by Caroline’s ex-best friend and ex-ghost writer went viral... “I think being publicly shamed like that is a trauma,” she says.

The plight of white women:

“I think hating and verbally abusing white women online is the last guilt-free bias our culture has left, like whether it’s me, or Jennifer Aniston, or fucking, I don’t know fill in any white actress, model…”

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Emily Blunt, John Krasinski Ask Paramount for Money After ‘Quiet Place 2’ Window Shortened 

The original ‘A Quiet Place’ collected $341 million in ticket sales worldwide in 2018.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are seeking financial compensation from Paramount Pictures after it decided to shorten the theatrical release window for their upcoming horror sequel.

They have contract that compensates them based on the film’s box-office performance.
That performance has now been minimized by Paramount’s decision to move the sequel to streaming via Paramount+ 45 days after the film’s May 28 theatrical opening. 

The discussions are ongoing. But the studio has rebuffed them thus far.


LakeithStanfield is apologizing after anti-Semitic comments were made during an online discussion

Lakeith Stanfield is offering an apology after an online discussion he participated in went off the rails when some of the participants made anti-Semitic remarks. He was criticized for not calling out anti-Semitic comments that were made.

Stanfield responded with a statement he posted on Instagram.
“Yesterday I entered an online chat room on Clubhouse about the teachings of Louis Farrakhan. When the room’s participants noticed me, I was quickly made a moderator of this room. At some point during the dialogue the discussion took a very negative turn when several users made abhorrent anti-Semitic statements and at that point, I should have either shut down the discussion or removed myself from it entirely, I condemn hate speech and discriminatory views of every kind. I unconditionally apologize for what went on in that chat room, and for allowing my presence there to give a platform to hate speech. I am not an anti-Semite nor do I condone any of the beliefs discussed in that chat room.”

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‘They Own the Media’: The 10 (5) Craziest Lyrics From Van Morrison’s Latest Album

You know that guy who sang Brown Eyed Girl? Van Morrison? Well he's still around, except he's not writing songs about girls with brown eyes anymore. Instead his lyrics are a goldmine for conspiracy theorists, as he rants about mind control, Facebook, judges who screwed him over, mainstream media, and more! Below are 5 of the craziest lyrics from his latest album, imaginatively titled "Latest Record Project, Vol. 1":

1. “They control everything you do”

They tell us that ignorance is bliss
I guess for those that control the media it is
They own the media, they control the stories we are told…
Believe it all and you’ll never get, nеver get wise
To thе truth, ’cause they control everything you do
Everything you do, everything you do, everything you do

(From “They Own the Media”)

3. “Mind control keeps us in line”

Mind control keeps us in line
That’s why we’ve got to think outside the blind lеading the blind…
Have to police everyone’s mind
Nowadays you have to be careful of everything you say
But it’s all by design

(From “Double Bind”)

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Read the rest of the intricate, mind blowing lyrics at the source!

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Olivia Rodrigo is May’s MTV Push Artist

MTV had a cute interview with Olivia Rodrigo and she also performed Driver’s License and Deja Vu! This is her first "live" performance of Deja Vu.

Live Performance of Deja Vu:

I clipped this youtube video because MTV has not uploaded a separate video of this performance, but the cut has the entire interview and both performances

Interview takeaways:

- MTV edits their videos poorly and plays the artist's music in the background as they answer interview questions

- "Blown Away" by Carrie Underwood reminds her of her childhood

- Says she wish she wrote "Praying" by Ke$ha

- "Falling" by Harry Styles has been one of her breakup songs

- OBSESSED with Lil Nas X's "Montero"

- Loves dancing to Rihanna's "Rude Boy"

- Robert Pattinson was her first crush and Twilight is one of her favorite movies

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20 Worst ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosts


5/20 Worst ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosts

- Adrien Brody (May 10, 2003)

intentionally messed up the live taped sketches and introduced Sean Paul while wearing fake dreadlocks

- Lindsay Lohan (March 3, 2012)

a lot of the jokes were about her instability and sobriety and she seemed uncomfortable

- Chevy Chase (February 15, 1997… among others)

was such an ass to everyone he got banned from hosting again after 1997

- Michael Phelps (September 13, 2008)

athletes in general can be very hit or miss

- Donald Trump (November 7, 2015)

ruined the show's credibility forver