January 4th, 2021

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Playas! The Best of ONTD 2020 Results Have Arrived!

Realized I forgot to hide the votes - so you had the answer sheet already. Well, whoops.

Anyway here and the winners and well some of these winners are top shelf losers

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Post of the Year
Not Lily Collins and Dominic West Philandering in Italy

Female Celeb of the Year

Dolly Parton. She's working 9 to 5 to fund the Vanderbilt vaccine.

Male Celeb of the Year


Chadwick Boseman

Scandal of the Year

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Best Scandal Name

Come on, this streak. Who said "cheaters never win"?

Meme/Gif of the Year
Gossip Girl Meme.jpg

Word/Phrase of the Year
OK Rodrigo, we're ready.

Comment of the Year
thespockingdead's roast of Rose Leslie. Synonyms and that thesaurus locked down.
Also, Rose, girl. He cheats on you all the time. This isn’t new. Not going to let anyone steal her man?? Sis. He’s been willingly stolen, shoplifted, thieved, heisted, disappeared, lifted, boosted, hamburglered, pirated, pinched, looted, ransacked, sticky-fingered, pickpocketed, jacked, five-finger discounted, klepto’d, dine and dashed, bootlegged, and swiped. He sucks, Rose.

Thread of the Year
This vote was a close one.
Someone's coworker going to build they own rocket soon, ain't they?

ONTD Wank of the Year
We know these celebrities get ignant, but what had y'all acting a fool?

Shitty ass landlords. If you wanna be one, run up in these comments and get absolutely done up!

ONTD Member of the Year
ibby for her support during the election posts

ONTD Original of the Year
The Origin of "Bin Bons" (an ONTD Original)

ONTD Original Post Series of the Year
Whose Pulitzer worthy work kept us on our toes?
frejasface's Notorious Celebrities interviews. Check out the most recent one on Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain here.

Most Surprising Break-up

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis.
White Michelle Williams is happy she slid that separation in late 2019.

Least Surprising Break-up
What conscious uncoupling had us going, 'I mean, well, like yeah, of course you did.'
Demi Lovato and some person

Celeb We Got Sick of in 2020
I mean, no surprise here. All of them!

Breakout Celeb of the Year


Megan Thee Stallion

Best Celeb Social Media

Dionne Warwick. I say a little prayer for yooooooooooooooou because your vocals throooooooough

Worst Celeb Social Media
Who kept telling us about how bad they felt while jet setting all over the world in a pandemic?
The transphobic woman who wrote Harry Potter and supports the wife beater who starred in Edward Scissorhands.

Best Celebrity Pet

Dodger Evans. 🐶

Most WTF Celeb Baby Name of the Year
X Æ A-Xii (aka Baby Tesla, aka the issue of Grimes and Elon Musty)

Is this pronounceable, poignant, or was the blunt just that bomb?

Most Vile Celeb
Who had us going, "I hope everything bad in the world happens to you."
The man that was in Sweeney Todd and Pirates of the Caribbean. Wife beater. Currently in loads of debt. Needs to do a "no buy in 2021". Probably deadbeat dad. Doesn't know how to invest in wine. Absolute simpleton. An abusive fucking fool.

Messiest/Most Problematic Celeb
Who had some of us saying "Imma stan, but right now, let me be quiet and hide."


Aspiring Wig Defecator Lea Michele

Best Movie of the Year


Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

Worst Movie of the Year
Are you lost, baby girl?

Best TV Show of the Year
Popular vote:
Objective winner: I May Destroy You.


Worst Show of the Year

Emily in Paris 🧑🏻‍🎨🇫🇷🥖🥐

Best TV Revival of the Year


The Babysitter's Club

Worst TV Revival of the Year
All of them. It was legit the only nomination that made the cut.

I see y'all picking the other options which wasn't options. How you going to just pick the other options that are options but not options on my options?1?!?!?

Best Song of the Year

Worst Song of the Year
Gal Gadot and others covering "Imagine" written by fourth best Beatle racist, abusive John Lennon.

Best Album of the Year

Dua Lipa (the artist formerly known as Dula Peep)'s Future Nostalgia

Worst Album of the Year
Mr. Hailey Baldwin's album

Athlete/Athletic Team of the Year

Naomi Osaka

Video Game of the Year

Mobile Game of the Year

Celeb Who Disappointed Us
So many of these mofos, but who is the ultimate winner?

Miss Rona putting in her two weeks notice with 45

Worst Celeb Apology
The little sociopath who used to be on Even Stevens.

Celeb We Will Miss the Most


Chadwick Boseman


Alex Trebek
'Til the day we meet again, In my heart is where I'll keep you friend

Ultimate Celeb Comeback
Who made their way back into the mainstream or back into ONTD's hearts this year?

Lorde moonlighting as a food critic.

Ultimate Celeb Downfall

Ellen Degeneres bitching about being bored in her mansion and finally responding to allegations of a very toxic workplace.

NEW CATEGORIES! (beta-testing)

Reality TV Show of the Year

Best Podcast of the Year

You're Wrong About. (Listen to the series on Princess Diana and the one covering OJ Simpson, and the 'Ebonics' episode. Skip the Tonya Harding ones.)

Biggest Jackass Covidiot
Former host of The Apprentice.

Hobbies of the Year
A productive day of baking banana bread, piecing together that 1000 part puzzle, overworking them lacrimal glands, and flicking the bean or jerkin the gherkin. Look at all those euphemisms.

Best Book of the Year
The Meaning of Mariah Carey by the Elusive Chanteuse herself and Michaela Angela Davis

Worst Book of the Year
Liberal Privilege (Joe Biden and the Democrat's Defense for the Indefensible) by Donald Trump Jr. What ghostwriter needs to get mollywhopped for this book?

Alright, it's been real.

Halsey Launching Her Own Makeup Company Called about-face beauty

Another day, another celebrity makeup company...

Halsey announced that she will be launching her own makeup brand called about-face beauty later this year.

ontd, are you over celebrity makeup launches?

ONTD Roundup


Celebs tweet about Georgia Senate runoffs ahead of election tomorrow

Georgia polls shows the two Senate runoffs on Tuesday are within the margin of error and way too close to call. If Democrats win both runoffs in Georgia, they get 50 seats overall and a majority on January 20 with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris breaking a 50-50 tie. If Republicans win either seat, they will hold the Senate majority.

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Without Game of Thrones, HBO lost half their subscribers

According to a Variety round-up of the ratings winners and losers of 2020, "Without Game of Thrones, HBO saw more than half of its adults 18-49 linear audience disappear in 2020." Is it because the finale sucked so much? Or because HBO didn't have another fantasy series to replace it with? When Game of Thrones ended, HBO replaced it on Sunday night with Big Little Lies instead. HBO has Westworld and His Dark Materials, as well, but those shows haven't connected with audiences the same way Game of Thrones did.


RuPaul's Drag Race Season 13 Premiere Pulls In 1.3 Million Viewers

Shantay, you stay breaking records. The premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race pulled in 1.3 million viewers making it the most-watched episode in the shows herstory.

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ontd, forgive me for my cheesy rupaul mannerisms

Kings of Leon releasing new music soon

On my fourth snooze this morning, my brain suddenly remembered the one time I saw KoL perform on Live on Letterman and I wondered "wtf happened to them"? So I did a Google and apparently they're releasing new music on 1/7

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Steve and Robin

Marvel releases a new WandaVision promo

• The new promo includes some new scenes, as well as a look at one of Wanda and Vision's twins.

• The nine episode series will feature several original theme songs by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez (Frozen, Coco)

• The series is set to premiere on January 15 and will be Marvel's first project to be released in over a year launching the MCUs "Phase 4"


Michael Keaton will play Batman in DCEU replacing Ben Affleck

Last week New York Times reporter Brooks Barnes profiled DC Films President Walter Hamada. In her article, she confirms that both Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck will reprise their Batman roles in the upcoming Flash film.

Barnes later clarified on Twitter that Keaton will remain an active part of the DCEU and officially replace Affleck as that universe's Batman. RPattz will be considered the Batman of "Earth-2." The multiverse will be introduced in said Flash film to allow for other interpretations of characters to exist and be explored.


Sia says casting Maddie Ziegler in ‘Music’ over autistic actor was “nepotism”

Sia responded once again to the controversy surrounding the movie.

“I realised it wasn’t ableism,” she said of her casting decision. I mean, it is ableism I guess as well, but it’s actually nepotism because I can’t do a project without her. I don’t want to. I wouldn’t make art if it didn’t include her.”

Sia considered herself as Ziegler’s “bonus mum”
Ziegler expressed concern on the first day on set that viewers would think she was “making fun” of autistic people.

Sia explained "I won’t let that happen. Last week I realised I couldn’t really protect her from that, which I thought I could. We sent it off to the Child Mind Institute and she received 100 percent as performance accuracy. I realise that there are some things I can’t protect her from as much as I try.”


The View: Happy New Year Hot Topics

Panel is Whoopi, Joy, Sunny, Sara, Meghan

⚠️ Me-Again Has Returned Beware ⚠️


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Ontd how are your new resolutions going?

Me-again All the Time Always

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Whole Foods CEO To America: You Don’t Need Healthcare, Just Eat Better

Whole Foods CEO John Mackey is trending on Twitter and being dragged over his comments about healthcare in America. In an interview on Freakonomics Radio, Mackey told host Stephen Dubner that Americans don’t need healthcare, they just need to eat better, CNBC reported.

“I mean, honestly, we talk about health care. The best solution is not to need health care,” said the rich and out of touch pendejo. “The best solution is to change the way people eat, the way they live, the lifestyle, and diet...There’s no reason why people shouldn’t be healthy and have a longer health span. A bunch of drugs is not going to solve the problem.”

Mackey is reportedly worth $75 million dollars.

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ONTD, do you shop at Whole Paycheck Foods?

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