November 2nd, 2020

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Sam Smith “I Want to Be a Mummy” (mom)


-Sam Smith (currently 28) has revealed on a new interview with Apple Music that they want to be a mom by age 35.
-They said they hope to find a partner soon and plans to be a stay at home mom “I want to be with the kids and I want to watch them grow and be with them every day. I want to be mummy.”

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Australian radio host opened up about Zac Efron’s relationship with Vanessa 2.0



Australian radio host Kyle Sandilands recently opened up about his friend Zac Efron’s relationship with Vanessa Valladares.

"She’s lovely. [He] couldn’t get a lovelier, more sweet girl...He’s in love with this girl, Vanessa. They’re lovely. Beautiful couple. They do everything together. They’re just really sweet. They seem really settled and nice," Sandilands said in a recent episode of The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

He also added that Valladares was the one who invited him to the surprise party she threw for Efron’s 33rd birthday on October 16th. The bash included actors Luke Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth and Liam Hemsworth, former tennis pro Pat Rafter and a member of the rock band INXS.

Vanessa and Zac have been together since July and Zac apparently wants to marry her. In case you've forgotten, Vanessa is living the stuff of fan fic dreams, when Zac fell for her after dropping by a restaurant she waitressed at. Vanessa has since quit her waitressing job and lives with Zac in the mansion he's renting in Australia.

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Lady Gaga and John Legend to join Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for final campaign events



Lady Gaga and John Legend join Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for final campaign events. Coronavirus deaths in the United States are over 230,000 and the president's focus is on attacking Lady Gaga.



In true Lady GaGa fashion she has infuriated a certain base.

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AFM Hot War Pic "THE THING THEY CARRIED" stars a lot of people.


It's another war movie, yay! Vietnam War this time! Tim O’Brien’s acclaimed collection of stories about a platoon of young soldiers and their experiences on the front lines during the Vietnam War.


  • Stephan James ("If Beale Street Could Talk")

  • Tom Hardy ("Rocknrolla")

  • Tye Sheridan ("Ready Player One")

  • Bill Skarsgaard ("IT: Chapter 1,2")

  • Pete Davidson (Our nightmares)

  • Moises Arias ("Ender's Game")

  • Ashton Sanders ("Moonlight")

  • Angus Cloud ("Euphoria")

And casting isn't over!

Cast by Ruper Sanders (What did we call his cheating scandal with KStew?)

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Ariana Grande becomes the first artist in history w/ 3 No. 1 debuts & Encourages to Vote



ɥnʎ ɥnʎ becomes the first artist in history w/ 3 No. 1 debuts as her lackluster single suoᴉʇᴉsod takes the #1 spot on the hot 100 chart. ɥnʎ ɥnʎ sent out a message on social media "thank u so much everyone for showing this song so much love it is such an honor" Her next single ϛƐ+ㄣƐ has already been sent out to radio.



Ari encourages people in her home state to vote. She also endorses Biden.

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Beyonce & Eminem Endorse Biden



Beyonce dons a Biden mask and encourages Texans to vote.



Eminem who has never been political in his life, licensed music for the Biden campaign while endorsing him.

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LOOΠΔ becomes first fourth-generation girl group to debut on the Billboard 200 with '[12:00]'


It's a proud day for Orbits, as their favorite girl group LOOΠΔ becomes the first of K-Pop's fourth generation to debut on the Billboard 200 chart with their third mini album [12:00].

Coming in at #112 with sales of 8,400 copies, LOOΠΔ also makes history as the first girl group not belonging to one of the industry's "Big Three" companies (JYP, SM and YG) to crack the chart. They are the seventh female K-Pop act to debut on the Billboard 200 overall.



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ONTD Roundup

BREAKING: Johnny Depp has lost his libel claim against The Sun



"The Claimant has not succeeded in his action for libel. Although he has proved the necessary elements of his cause of action in libel, the Defendants have shown that what they published in the meaning which I have held the words to bear was substantially true."

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Isaac Hanson thinks Covid-19 is the official sponsor for the war on Christmas




Hanson, the once famous 90's pop trio, occasionally like to make themselves known again to the world by reminding us that they are Christians from Oklahoma. Last time, it was Zac, now it's Squinty McFuckNut aka Isaac (the eldest).

Isaac has a lot of deep thoughts he wants you to know about. So he likes to post them on his ig stories. Just a day or two ago, he shared this gem:

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Is not dying or killing anyone else your line, ONTD?
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'Hamilton' Cast Urges People to Vote

The cast of Hamilton performed a rendition of "The Room Where It Happens" via Zoom interspersed with some voting footage in another GET OUT THE VOTE effort. The video features Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden and Vice-Presidential Kamala Harris at the beginning and end of the video as well.



This was put on Youtube October 19, but I just saw it now.

Source: Hamilton YouTube channel

ONTD, did you vote yet?

Zendaya covers "Vogue" Hong Kong

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Ellen Page, Paris Berelc Starring in Video Game Comedy '1UP'


Ellen Page and Paris Berelc are starring in the new film '1UP'.

"The story centers on a female gamer named Vivian Lee who quits her college eSports team rather than put up with sexism from her male counterparts. But with her scholarship on the line, she is forced to assemble a Varsity-caliber, all-women's team that can compete with the boys. With the help of an enigmatic coach who returns to the spotlight after her own GamerGate scandal, the young woman recruits an unlikely crew of unskilled misfits to kick some serious gamer butt."

Berelc is playing the college student while Page is the coach.

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Kourtney Kardashian Klaims Masks Kauses Kancer



The least interesting to look at and laziest kardashian sister posted that blue masks cause cancer. A doctor was quick to shut her down claiming it was fucking irresponsible to advocate such a claim to her millions of impressionable followers.



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Maya Erskine and Michael Angarano expecting first child



Maya Erskine, star of Hulu's amazingly hilarious show PEN15, has announced she's expecting her first child with her boyfriend actor Michael Angarano (affectionally known on ONTD as Oregano and Kristen Stewart's superior male ex)



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ONTD Original: How Much Have Celebrities Donated To Political Campaigns?

Right on the heels of Election Day, I decided to finally finish this post I started a month or two ago but have been procrastinating on -__-" I'm not sure if there's a way to see if these celebs have made donations through other means, but I've sourced this post from the FEC's individual contributions data and cross-checked against OpenSecrets.


Katy Perry
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Katy was a vocal Hillary Clinton supporter in the 2016 presidential run, donating $42,132 to her campaign. In 2016 she also gave $36,507 to the DNC and 17 states' Democrat groups. Since then, she's donated $4,000 to Cory Booker's 2017 senate campaign and $2,700 to Kamala's 2016 senate run. Her last recorded donation was $8,400 to Kamala Harris's presidential campaign in 2019.
Total (2015-2019): $93,739


Orlando Bloom
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Katy Perry's fiancé (and the childhood celebrity crush I still have a soft spot for, don't @ me) gave $250 to Kamala Harris's senate campaign in 2016 and has donated a total of $3,000 to Cory Booker —— $2,000 for his 2018 senate run and $1,000 toward his presidential bid. According to public records, he has not donated since.

Fun fact: For Halloween 2016, Katy and Orlando dressed up as Hillary Clinton and a troll-Trump.
Total (2016-2019): $3,250


Lin-Manuel Miranda
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An outspoken activist, LMM donated $2,000 total to both of Obama's presidential runs, $30,000 total to the Latino Victory Fund in 2017 and 2018, $4,000 to Hillary's 2016 presidential bid, and $15,600 to various Democrat senatorial and congressional campaigns across Arizona, Florida, New Mexico, New York, and South Carolina between 2012 and 2020.

Fun fact: Several of his donation records list his occupation as 'Rapper'.
Total (2012-2020): $51,600


Reese Witherspoon
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Reese's donation records go back to 2003, almost exclusively to Democratic candidates. A few of them (there were many) include donations of a combined $1,500 to Hillary Clinton's senate campaigns in 2003 and 2005, a combined $8,500 to Kirsten Gillibrand's senate campaigns from 2011-2013, $45,000 to Obama's 2012 campaign, and $10,515 to various California congressional campaigns in 2018. Last year she donated $2,250 and $2,800 to Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand's presidential campaigns, respectively, and most recently in September she gave $875 to Alyse Galvin's congressional run (I-AK), $875 to the Blue Momentum PAC, and $2,000 to Amy McGrath's senate run (D-KY).
Total (2003-2020): $150,415



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Notably absent from individual contributions
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Cardi B, Lady Gaga, Angelina Jolie, Miley Cyrus, and Lili Reinhart, to name a few


Me, researching for this post:
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ONTD, have you donated money (or time!) to any campaigns this election season?

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KeKe Palmer covers "Fault" magazine

https://instagram.com/p/CGz2UUdgQwk


Source:https://www.instagram.com/p/CGz2UUdgQwk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link



-KeKe Palmer covers "Fault" magazine and filmed a video called "actually vote".



https://instagram.com/p/CG2AqbVgRm-


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More pics and interview under the cut

[Spoiler (click to open)]

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ontd original: your comments, put to graphic design

I remember doing this .... a year? No, two and a half years ago, I think. Don't watch the news (11/3), read this instead.

Let's start off with oh shit, well, I made them a little too small, and Canva won't let you resize unless you're premium. Good thing I put the text beneath them!

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"i mean, 90% or more of stuff posted on this LJ isn’t our business and we still comment about it anyway, why should this case be different?" - crazyfreakyaj is right in this post about Naya Rivera's ex taking care of their son with her sister.

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The View: Halloween Show, James Iglehart, Nate Silver

Panel is Whoopi, Joy, Sunny, Ana. Sara was off Friday.



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Your voting plan

My early vote ballot was accepted
121(56.3%)
My mail ballot is on the way or I will take to official drop box ASAP
14(6.5%)
I voted early in person
58(27.0%)
I am voting on Election Day
22(10.2%)


Ontd VOTE! FINISH HIM!!!
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Will 'wife-beater' libel loss be the end of Johnny Depp's career?



Johnny Depp lost his high-stakes libel case Monday against The Sun tabloid newspaper for labelling him a “wife beater”

PR guru Mark Borkowsk says that this case was "one of the biggest showbiz fails for a long time"

"His brand had a sort of edge and that edge now has turned to something that is really ugly and abusive.

“The question is: how the hell does he re-establish himself? Because he’s been involved with some of the biggest franchises going.

“In this new woke world, the culture wars, you do not want to be involved with a story (that) will not go away.

"This is like an indelible stain on his character."

However, he questioned whether the outcome of the case will significantly impact his film career.

"Nothing is impossible," he said. "Write no obituaries for his career.”

All those fans, those dedicated fans across the world and those who turned up at the High Court every day, do not underestimate how much they will do.

“They will not accept this judgment. When you’ve got a hard, firm base, you can start rebuilding.”

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What do you think, ONTD? Is Depp's career over? Can he recover to his glory days?
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ONTD Original: The Best Show You Aren't Watching - US Presidential Edition

DarlingsSss, i know today is a stressful day for many of us so today's rec is about the best branch of the US gov ever represented on tv: Parks & Rec!



This cute, funny, wee show is a great comfort watch when everything is going to shit. The world has been a colossal dumpster fire, and we could all use a bit of Chris Traeger enthusiasm, and a friend like Leslie Knope.

What is it about?
The most interesting and at times ridiculous branch of government in the fictional city of Pawnee.

Why should i watch it?
Because if you don't lil sebastian will be sad.
It's really well written, characters are well developed, and because today of all days we need to believe that there are people in government who genuinely care about the people.

Where can I watch it?
-Netflix
-Amazon Prime
-Hulu
-NowTv

US ONTD members, how are you feeling? What will you watch tonight? Are you ready for the results? Favourite P&R gif?


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https://mobile.twitter.com/parksandrec/status/1275775692848820229
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10 (5) underrated bands that defined the 1990s



Not every 90s band can compete with Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and Green Day. However, these 10 (5) created some pretty memorable jams, and were declared underrated for doing so.

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ONTD, post your 90s faves!
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ONTD Halloween Costume Contest 2020 Submission Post

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SUBMISSION POST!


Please post your photos here.


Comments will be screened so please don't comment if you're not posting a photo.


You're gonna comment anyway, aren't you?


Reminder:

Photo of you or your pet need to have an I ❤️ ONTD post somewhere.

Winner will get a gift card and everyone who participates will get 3 months of a paid account!

Again, comments are screened.

Chris Pratt (THE WORST) being anti-universal healthcare

Stephen Bishop is sharing his taxi driver's experience of cancer treatment in canada, where he didn't have to spend money for the whole treatment  and the WORST Chris brought up the idea that the u.s. population is much bigger than canada, thus free/subsidized healthcare is not possible



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Court Rules That Amber Heard Did NOT Poop on Johnny Depp's Bed (Probably)

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One of the strangest allegations in the ongoing battle of accusations between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is that Heard took a deuce on Depp's bed.

A UK High Court Hudge devoted 600 full words to this mystery in his written court verdict. He determined that Amber Heard likely is not guilty of the deed.

Why?

  • Johnny Depp stood to benefit from making the claim public against Heard
  • Depp was away from the house at the time of the incident; therefore, “it was Ms. Heard who was likely to suffer from the feces on the bed, not him.”
  • Amber's dog, Boo, “had an incomplete mastery of her bowels after she had accidentally consumed some marijuana.”


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Lady Gaga goes all in for Joe Biden

For those of you who have paying attention, Lady Gaga has been going hard this election. From endless posts about voter registration, to turning her fansite into a voter registration forwarding tool, to feeding at people at the polls, she's been doing a lot.

After being called out by Donald Trump, Lady Gaga has replied.



"And to all the women and all the men with daughters and sisters and mothers, everybody, no matter how you identify, now is your chance to vote against Donald Trump. A man who believes his fame gives him the right to grab one of your daughters, or sisters, or mothers, or wives, by any part of their bodies. Vote for Joe. He's a good person. Thank you"

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ONTD, I came for Gaga but I'm staying in the rally to listen to trade unionists. Who's your favourite type of person to watch at a pulpit?
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The Karen Trope, Explained



Notorious and nosy, the Karen is the self-victimized villain of our times. We can recognize a Karen by her “soccer-mom” look, her entitled meltdowns, or her signature demand to “speak to your manager.” All the attention on the Karen has felt sudden, as if this new entry into our cultural lexicon has come out of nowhere to match our current moment. But looking back over the years, we can find many fictional Karen predecessors in film & TV who can give us insight into her deeper drives and pathologies. So who is the Karen, really? Here’s our take on how the Karen came to exist in a world that detests her, and why -- while we can pity her -- her struggles still don’t excuse the pain she inflicts.

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