May 21st, 2020


Some People Think Cole Sprouse Looks Like Terrance Howard In New Photo Shoot

Cole Sprouse shared new photos from a recent shoot on Instagram. Sprouse started trending because people think he looks like Baby Wipes™ (aka Terrance Howard). I guess.


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Who won the third season of The Masked Singer?

Tonight was the third season finale of The Masked Singer. [Spoiler (click to open)]Night Angel won and was revealed to be Kandi Burress.

Runner up was The Turtle revealed to be Jesse McCartney.

The Frog came third and was revealed to be rapper Bow-Wow.

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Lori Loughlin and her husband plead guilty in the college admissions scandal

Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are pleading guilty to conspiracy for allegedly passing off their daughters (Youtuber Olivia Jade and her sister Bella Giannulli) as elite athletes and securing their admission to the University of Southern California.

Loughlin has agreed to plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud, and Giannulli is expected to plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud and honest services wire and mail fraud.

The star of this scandal wannabe youtuber Olivia Jade has since posted two videos since the scandal broke but has gone radio silent on her channel.


Lana del Rey announces new album, is not not a feminist, has questions for the culture

In a lengthy note on instagram the singer

  • for some reason brings up Beyonce, Doja, Cardi and Kehlani's songs and asks if they can sing about sexuality, why can't she write about being "embodied by being in love" and abusive relationships without being called retrograde by "female writers and alt singers"

  • claims to be not not a feminist but wants there to be a place in feminism for women who say no but men hear yes, and women who get their voices taken away from them by "stronger women" or "men who hate women"

  • announces a second book of poetry in the works. Proceeds from both books will go to Native American foundations

  • announces a new album September 5th! But does not say which year

  • also posted a photo of Jack Antonoff, but why should I repost. Safe to say he'll have a hand in the new album.


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Indie Film Release Guide: May 22nd [An ONTD Original]

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There may be a lot of talk about when theaters will be reopening, but even if the current mid-summer predictions are accurate, that leaves us with a couple more months of home releases, at a minimum. This weekend brings one of the first big theatrical releases that was moved directly to streaming rather than VOD - Paramount’s The Lovebirds - and several indie releases, listed below. As usual, let me know if there’s anything I’ve missed!

The films listed are from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Columbia/Sony and Disney. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have already come to VOD: May 15th, May 8th, and May 1st.


Stars: Lily Collins, Chace Crawford, Connie Nielsen, Simon Pegg
Writer: Matthew Kennedy
Director: Vaughn Stein
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Plot: A patriarch of a wealthy and powerful family suddenly passes away, leaving his wife and daughter with a shocking secret inheritance that threatens to unravel and destroy their lives.
What you should know: Filmed in Mobile and Birmingham, Alabama
Streams on: Available VOD

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What have you been watching lately? Did you know Chace Crawford has a tag?!?

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Chrissy Teigen tells her rich friends to stop asking for freebies

PR boxes for Chrissy Teigen's Cravings line popped up on the social media feeds of celebrities such as Kourtney Kardashian and Shay Mitchell.

But not everybody got one, causing the former Sports Illustrated model to post a message for some of her unnamed 'rich' friends asking for the boxes: stop.

She says in a series of stories: 'Please don't ask for a box. My marketing budget is not infinite.'

Adding: 'Also I see some of you asking and you're literally rich.'

Have you dealt with penny pinchers/choosing beggars?

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Grimes' Mom Criticizes Elon Musk for "blaring MRA bullshit" on Twitter

In a since deleted tweet, Sandy Garossino criticized Elon Musk for "blaring MRA bullshit" for his red pill tweet only two weeks after Grimes "went through a challenging pregnancy and childbirth".

She also retweeted a tweet that was rightfully critical of Musk's decision to reopen his Tesla factory in California despite the state's local ordinances as well as liking Yashar Ali's tweet comparing Musk to 2018 Kanye West.
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Officer Jenny’s voice actress dies due to corona virus

Kumiko Okae, best known for lending her voice in Japan to Pokémon’s officer Jenny, has passed away due to complications on pneumonia caused by the corona virus.

She was taken into a Tokyo hospital on April 3 with a high fever, and passed away on April 23. She was 63 years old and is survived by her husband and daughter, all actors.

Among other credits, she interpreted a role in studio Ghibli’s the cat returns.

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Covid Casualties: Victoria's Secret, Pier 1 Imports bid adieu while Jc Penny Pinches for owners

Victoria’s Secret plans to permanently close approximately 250 stores in the U.S. and Canada in 2020, its parent company L Brands announced Wednesday.

L Brands also plans to permanently close 50 Bath & Body Works stores in the U.S. and one in Canada, according to information the company posted online as part of its quarterly earnings.

L Brands' total company sales declined 37% in the quarter that ended May 2. Almost all of the company’s stores have been closed since March 17 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Pier 1 Imports, which filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in February, said Tuesday it plans to wind down its operations and liquidate all 540 remaining stores. It will implement liquidation sales as soon as it can reopen its locations in accordance with COVID-19 guidelines from local government and health officials.

“This decision follows months of working to identify a buyer who would continue to operate our business going forward,” said CEO Robert Riesbeck. “Unfortunately, the challenging retail environment has been significantly compounded by the profound impact of COVID-19, hindering our ability to secure such a buyer and requiring us to wind down.”

J.C. Penney plans to shut nearly 250 stores as part of their bankruptcy filing. Amazon is in talks with the struggling department store chain to strike a deal of some kind. The potential explanation includes Amazon wanting to expand its own apparel business. Jeff Bezos keeps winning.

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Sarah Polley is spending quarantine teaching her kids to make movies

  • Canadian queen Sarah Polley is back on Twitter and giving us cute anecdotes

  • The Oscar nominated writer and director tried to teach her daughters how to use iMovie and they were not impressed with her results

  • A helpful commentator suggested she use DaVinci Resolve for editing

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Universal Orlando theme parks set to reopen June 1st

- Their reopening plans were approved by the Orange County Task Force, it now goes to the Mayor and Governor for approval (they will approve it cause they're up Universal and Disney's asses).
- Currently City Walk is open with limited hours and limited restaurants.
- The first week will have phases: June 1-2: Team Members only, June 3-4: "special guests" aka annual pass holders, and then June 5th will be open to the public.
- Guests and Team Members will be required to wear masks and get their temperatures checked.
- Will have social distancing markers and hand santizer stations throughout the park.
- Will eliminate single rider queues, implement online reservations for certain attractions (they already do this for the rides everyone hates: Jimmy Fallon and Fast and Furious).
- Will have mobile food ordering and contactless pickup.
- Didn't mention any capacity limits, anything about sanitizing attractions, or how they'll handle employees who get sick.

ONTD, would you risk it just to ride The Hulk?


The Old Guard (Official Trailer) starring Charlize Theron

Based on the acclaimed graphic novel by Greg Rucka and directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood (Beyond the Lights, Love & Basketball), The Old Guard is an action adventure about immortal mercenaries led by Andy (Theron).

Their abilities are discovered during a covert mission and Andy and newcomer Nile (KiKi Layne) must help save the group. The new threat wants to take their powers and use them to take over the world.

Debuts on Netflix on July 10. The film also stars Marwan Kenzari, Luca Marinelli, Harry Melling, Veronica Ngô Vân, Matthias Schoenaerts and Chiwetel Ejiofor.


Kristen Bell says her 5-year-old daughter is still in diapers

Despite waging a war against the paparazzi to protect her children's privacy, Kristen Bell has once again refused to respect their privacy herself. In Wednesday's episode of Momsplaining with Kristen Bell, Kristen revealed to Maya Rudolph and Casey Wilson her children's different toilet habits.

“My oldest daughter at 21 months, we merely suggested that she use the toilet in the other room and [she] never wore another diaper beyond that,” she said of eldest Lincoln, now seven. “We were lying in bed giggling about this, my husband and I, like, ‘Why does everyone make a big deal out of this potty training? It’s so easy. Just tell the kid to use the toilet.’”

She said of her youngest Delta, “Currently, my youngest is 5 and a half, still in diapers.” Maya chimed in with “It’s real relative, isn’t it?” Kristen agreed, saying, “Yes, because every kid is so different.”

According to family psychotherapist Dr. Fran Walfish, the last thing you want to do is shove your kid towards toilet-training before they’re actually ready, so apparently Kristen is right on track.

Kristen had previously made headlines for sharing a "hilarious" story of how she caught anal worms from Delta.

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Ariana Grande & Lady Gaga gush over each other on Twitter ahead of tonight's collaboration

Ahead of the "Rain of Me" release Friday (May 22), Ariana Grande resurfaced one of her old tweets from 2009. "Lady Gaga is the most incredible and dedicated performer I've ever seen. I. Love. Her. Speechless," she tweeted 11 years ago.

Gaga replied to the throwback post, adding: "Love u @ArianaGrande let’s do this. Nothing can stop us, we know that now." To which Ariana replied, "i love u so much more. nothing could stop us before either, we just had to realize it ! i’m so excited Cloud thank u i’m ready #rainonme"

"Rain on Me" comes out tonight at 12:00AM EST alongside the song's music video. Chromatica will be released next Friday, May 29.

Are you ready to be rained on tonight, ONTD? A cultural shift is upon us, I fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mary-Kate Olsen's Ex Olivier Sarkozy 'Would Have Loved to Have a Stay-at-Home Wife'

Olsen's focus on her career caused tension in her marriage to Olivier Sarkozy.
Olivier never understood her drive and passion. He would have loved to have a stay-at-home wife.
Olsen rarely takes a vacation, Olivier loves traveling to tropical places with his French friends.
She is super career focused and he wanted her to be more available.


Esai Morales To Replace Nicholas Hoult In Villain Role For ‘Mission: Impossible 7’

Esai Morales has joined the cast of MI7 and MI8. He'll replace Nicholas Hoult.

The picture is scheduled to be released on July 23, 2021, however that seems impossible at the moment because of the pandemic


ONTD Original: Popgirl Domination Era Revisited

With all the wank as of late and us all being under quarantine, I want to reminisce on a time before all this....

Think back, it's Friday night, Gaga just dropped Born This Way, your iTunes playlist is full of bops like Teenage Dream, Only Girl, and Hold It Against Me. The president was Obama and Trump was merely a reality star. The biggest controversy from Nicki was whether or not she was a rapper or a popstar. Rihanna always gave you an album for the new year. You and the gorlz lose your voice screaming along "last Friday it alllllll again" as you down your 5th vodka soda. This is...the pop girl domination.

It was a time when the colors were neon, the BPMs were up, and the personalities were the star of the show. You know the names: Bey, Gaga, Nicki, Rih, Britney, Katy, Taylor.

Let's take a look back at a time that we can collectively say birthed internet pop star stan culture we've come to loathe and love at the same time

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What are your favorite songs and memories from the pop girl era?

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Lana Del Rey tries to clarify her IG post

Lana attempts to clear up her latest instagram post by stating that she loves all the female artist she mentions and even knows them but that she hasn't been granted the same opportunity to express herself without being decimated by people.

She says it had nothing to do with race and that it's sad people are making it an issue about WOC because those are some of her favorite artists and she could have picked anyone but she picked her favorite ones.

Believes that there are certain women in culture that people don't want to have a voice.

She also clarifies to not ever call her racist.

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I tried to summarize them as best I could!

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Extended Trailer for Drag Race AS5 out + twist revealed!

- premieres June 5th with extra special guest judge Ricky Martin
- guest judges include: Madison Beer (whomst?), Jane Krakowski, Tessa Thompson, Nicole Byer, Bebe Rexha and more
- the twist: RuPaul will name the challenge winner and the bottom-performing queens of the week. That queen will then lip-sync for her legacy against a returning lip-sync assassin from a past Drag Race season (one who's not participating as a main All-Stars 5 cast member). If the All-Stars 5 queen wins the battle on the main stage, she gains a $10,000 tip and the power to eliminate one of the bottom queens (again, a group chosen by the judges) of her choice. If the returning lip-sync assassin wins, however, the eliminated queen will be determined after a majority vote by the rest of the All-Stars 5 cast, and the $10,000 tip rolls over until an all-star queen wins a lip sync against a future lip-sync assassin.

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eta: sorry for the multiple posts mods! it kept giving me an error and i wasn't sure if it actually went through

Cole Sprouse ruthlessly responds to Riverdale co-star Casey Cott

It started when my bb Casey Cott commented under this interview with annoying late night host Jimmy Fallon. “Why does he [Sprouse] keep itching his awful chin beard during this interview?” wrote Cott. “That hairy chin said more words in that interview than you did in the last 4 seasons,” replied Sprouse. Well damn.

What tv actors are you frustrated aren’t getting much screen time on your favorite show(s)?

Apologies for a second Cole Sprouse post in one day. I know, I know. 2 too many.

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The View: Chuck Schumer, Hot Topics

Panel is Whoopi, Joy, Sunny, and Meghan

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Ontd have you cut or colored your hair at home during lockdown?

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ONTD Original: Did Bret Michaels have an affair with Stevie Nicks?


Stevie Nicks (rock icon) once recorded a song with Bret Michaels (reality star). It was called "Love's A Hard Game to Play." There were lots of... get it But... did they really have a romance?

Make ur guess:

did they?

Just enjoy the Rumors (Fleetwood Mac, 1977)

Now find out the answer: [Spoiler]No

I am shocked! Shooketh! Quaking! Not really

Here is the song if you are into classic rock.

Which rock star dead or alive would you fuck, ONTD?

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Chrissy Teigen Admits to Spending Thousands on Purses So She Could Use the Bathroom at Barneys

-Chrissy Teigan revealed on twitter to buying expensive designer purses just to use the bathroom.
-A fan mentioned seeing her buy a Celine bag so she could use the bathroom at Barneys, and she replied that she does it often.
-She did it to not feel guilty, since there is not a store policy that says you have to buy something to use the bathroom at Barneys.
-Most Celine bags retail for more than $1,500.

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Matt Lauer shows off tattoo, after the Ugliest Celeb Tattoo tournament ended, rudely enough

- After reemerging to join in on The New York Times' hit job on Ronan Farrow, Matt Lauer was seen driving with a tattoo on display. It reads "Hatred corrodes the container it is carried in." Like, just hypothetically, getting a janky, illegible tattoo because you're bitter after being fired for "inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace?"

- The quotation is from a eulogy given at George H.W. Bush's funeral. Eight women accused the elder Bush of groping them.

- Good choice.

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