April 1st, 2020

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend hosted a wedding for their daughter's stuffed animals


Chrissy Teigen and John legend hosted a wedding for their daughter Luna's stuffed animals at a beach side home in Malibu. Chrissy made the wedding cake and later officiated the wedding. John Legend performed "Hands to Myself" by Selena Gomez. The wedding was attended by Chrissy's mom, Luna's brother Miles and the nannies, and was livestreamed on Chrissy's Instagram.

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You can watch the whole thing here:
https://instagram.com/p/B-V7WnfJUQi


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ONTD Original - Ten Songs to Lift You Up

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I thought I would share and create a post of songs that have been lifting me up! I'm intentional with the music I am sharing because listening to sad music makes you sadder. Listening to happier music when feeling sad really does help you from feeling any worse (distress tolerance). Hope you all enjoy!

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Note: Please feel free to send love, hope, positivity, any form of support in this post! Share what's been making you feel good!

Another Note: Here are additional resources: 1, 2, 3, 4.
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SuperM will appear on Nickelodeon show All That this Saturday

This, unfortunately, is not an April Fools joke.

Kings of k-pop SuperM will appear on Nickelodeon show All That this coming Saturday. Enjoy a preview of their world-class acting skills in this clip posted by the All That instagram account:



SuperM are, predictably, being clowned to death over this by their own fandom.

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i'm just happy Lucas the king of getting no lines will be given the least chance of embarrassing himself tbh!!
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Christopher Meloni is returning to the Law & Order franchise, in a new show



NBC has given a 13-episode series order to a new Dick Wolf crime drama series starring Christopher Meloni reprising his Law & Order: SVU role as Elliot Stabler.

The new revolves around the NYPD organized crime unit led by Stabler (Meloni).

Since the show is set in NY, there is potential for crossovers with Law & Order: SVU starred for 12 seasons.

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How I Met Your Mother aired its divisive series finale 6 years ago today



How I Met Your Mother aired it's series finale 6 years ago on March 31st, 2014. Many fans hopped the ending was an early April's Fools prank. Alas, it wasn't. However, the creators did make an alternate ending on for the DVD with no actual footage but a different monologue from.the narrator and ending with Ted telling his kids "that how I met your mother" and not including any of the awful Robin stuff afterwards.



Also go to the link if you are wondering what the cast has been up to since then.

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Joan Smalls ,Bad Bunny, J Balvin cover "Vogue" Mexico

https://instagram.com/p/B-NGXPlh2yO



-Supermodel Joan Smalls and rapper Bad Bunny cover "Vogue" Mexico, where they talk about their love for their native Puerto Rico among other issues. J Balvin appears on a separate cover.

-Smalls on visibility : Smalls "It Makes me very proud to see so many of us regardless of whether we come from Puerto Rico,Cuba,Mexico,Colombia or Venezuela. We all have something in common:culture and language.Seeing that on a platform as big as the Super Bowl sends a clear message:we have always been here but now we are being given the opportunity to express ourselves".

-Bad Bunny on Latin music around the world.BB"Latin music is heard more than ever.Reggaeton and Urban rhymes are taking an important place in the history of music. Those who used to listen to other popular artists now recognize me and other artist of the genre.I never imagined singing at the Super Bowl.Still, without singing in English, it is a movement in which the music speaks for itself and connects with everyone".

-Bad Bunny on his music:BB"I feel the responsibility to express myself as I am and let people know that it is okay to be them regardless of their race or sex. Reggaeton became part of Latin culture and I think the main message is authenticity and the fact that anyone can be whatever they want.It is an important responsibility, to work so that people realize the diversity that exists in the world".

-Joan Smalls on on the beginning of her career:Smalls"I came to an industry that immediately pigeonholed me. They saw me as the Afro-descendant model-not even as a mix-they saw me as a Black girl. They didn't see my different layers;That of being Latina or that of being of African descent, they only saw me from the outside. At the time there was no inclusion, I had to push myself to make a change and say," I am much more than just this.Whenever they referred to Latin, I was last seen by my skin tone. I was always caught in the specter that my skin was too light to be black but too dark to be Latina. Now, everyone uses the term 'Afro-Latin' but when I started that didn't exist".

-Smalls on what success means to her. Smalls"First of all , I have always felt the responsibility to represent Joan a a person and make my family proud, that has always been my goal and it's they who I owe that responsibility to. However ,of course there are other categories; that of being a woman and that of being a Latina and of course I felt the responsibility to represent ourselves and break the stereotypes of what people think we are".

J Balvin on the how music transcends.Balvin""Everyone in the world is equal and Latinos are a very great force to contribute to the growth of the world. Today's sound is a mixture of our cultures, our roots, what we are, what we inspire,our flavor and our folklore. It is the result of a diversity of customs and talents that have come to make your own wave"

-ICYDK, to translate the articles on mobile,select desktop site from the three dots on the upper right hand side of your phone.


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Emma Watson describes “fascination” with kink culture and recalls backlash to saying self-partnered



Emma Watson is opening up about her views on relationships. In an interview with Valerie Hudson for Teen Vogue, the 29-year-old actress discussed how she believes communication and consent play a role in great relationships. “A lot of the healthiest relationships I’ve seen have been between same-sex couples because, I think, they have to sit down and agree [on] things,” she says. “They agree [on] things between them as opposed to [accepting] certain sets of assumptions and expectations that are made.”

“I’ve also kind of become slightly fascinated by kink culture because they are the best communicators ever. They know all about consent,”
Watson continues. “They smash that stuff because they really have to get it -- but we could all use those models; they’re actually really helpful models.”

Watson also discussed the criticism she faced after describing herself as “self-partnered” in an interview last November.

"I did an interview with Vogue magazine a couple of months ago, and I talked about how, in the run-up to my 30s, [I felt] this incredible, sudden anxiety and pressure that I had to be married or have a baby or [be] moving into a house. And there was no word for this kind of subliminal messaging and anxiety and pressure that I felt building up but couldn’t really name, so I used the word self-partnered. For me it wasn’t so much about coining a word; it was more that I needed to create a definition for something that I didn’t feel there was language for. And it was interesting because it really riled some people up! It was less for me about the word but more about what it meant — just this idea that we need to reclaim language and space in order to express ourselves, because sometimes it’s really not there.”

You can read her full interview with Teen Vogue here.

Sources: 1 | 2
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Google cancels April Fools' Day pranks this year


Google's marketing chief Lorraine Twohill reportedly wrote an internal gmail to company managers:

"Under normal circumstances April Fool's is a Google tradition and a time to celebrate what makes us an unconventional company."

"This year, we're going to take the year off from that tradition out of respect for all those fighting the COVID-19 pandemic. Our highest goal right now is to be helpful to people, so let's save the jokes for next April, which will undoubtedly be a whole lot brighter than this one."


"We've already stopped any centralized April Fool's efforts but realize there may be smaller projects within teams that we don't know about. Please suss out those efforts and make sure your teams pause on any jokes they may have planned — internally or externally."

Previous hoaxes and jokes include Gmail with free 1 GB storage in 2004, Google Romance in 2006, Project Virgle to invade Mars in 2008, Google Translate for Animals in 2010, Minion Mic Drop in 2016, as well as Pac-Man/Where's Waldo/Snake games on Google Maps.

Google has declined to comment or confirm or deny the story.

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ONTD, are you looking forward to April Fools' Day and the next nine (9) months of 2020?

Zach Braff And Donald Faison Team For ‘Scrubs’ Rewatch Podcast



They are both incredibly annoying as people, but their love of this show is so wholesome. It is a weekly podcast and this episode they talk through the pilot. Donald was 26 when it was filmed, he is turning 46 this year.

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Vancouver-based TV shows likely to start production late next season



There are numerous shows that film in Vancouver (including basically all the CW shows and ABC's The Good Doctor and A Million Little Things) and British Columbia medical chief Dr. Bonnie Henry said in a press conference that things aren't likely to get back to normal until summer. Most shows start production late June/early July but this means a later start date. When they do resume production, it'll likely be late July/early August. However, this doesn't mean premiere dates will be affected - scripts for the final episodes of the season have already been written and post-production couldn't be completed on a lot of episodes that were able to shoot. Supernatural has two episodes left to film, but it's currently on an indefinite hiatus and the CW plans to air the final seven episodes at a later date.

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Quarantine broke Ina Garten, she makes huge ass cocktail at 9:30 am



Barefoot Contessa issa mood. She gave no fucks and made herself a massive cocktail, “I’m gonna make you my favorite Cosmopolitan and you probably have all the ingredients right in your house. So you need a big pitcher ‘cause I like to make a lot of Cosmos. You never know who’s gonna stop by. Wait a minute... no one’s stopping by.”


source= https://twitter.com/OceanPopNews/status/1245408480443486209

ONTD ORIGINAL: It's the 3-Month Oscars!

Hey, it's April Fool's Day! I know many of ya'll don't like the jokes, but I've wanted to do this for awhile (After all, March 2020 has been going on for...a while). This isn't the most important thing, but it is a bit of levity.

Let's pretend that no movies come out for the rest of the year (RIP "Artemis Fowl" 😔)  - What is up for Oscars?

The criteria -


  • Must play for at least 2 weeks in Los Angeles County. Technically, the films that came out on March 13th do qualify, as there are still drive-in theaters playing these titles.

  • Must be at least 90 minutes long.

  • Probably something else.


BEST PICTURE

Poll #2100340 Best Picture!

BP

Birds of Prey
97(36.3%)
Emma.
80(30.0%)
The Invisible Man
44(16.5%)
Brahms: The Boy II
3(1.1%)
Onward
10(3.7%)
Sonic The Hedgehog
31(11.6%)
I Still Believe
2(0.7%)


Wow, what a ...crop of movies we have to pick from! Will we see our first superhero movie win Best Picture? Or our first Video Game movie? Or our first Christian Schlock film? Stay tuned!

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LJ was acting a damn fool so I can only hope the polls work properly. I had to make this post like 2 times.

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Companies who have donated and helped aide those in need



Since today is April 1st and ain't nobody in the mood for pranks, here's some positive news. Evil suppliers have either given states who need equipment, faulty ventilators or are over charging the prices on emergency gear. These companies have donated to the people in the front-lines who are fighting the virus.

Kylie Jenner has partnered with Coty Inc, a major stakeholder in her skincare and cosmetic lines, to manufacture custom hand sanitizer for southern California hospitals.

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source= https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1245356405214908418 & https://twitter.com/abc3340/status/1244407804871487488 & https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1245360289291345924

Pro Chefs Make Their Favorite Coffee | Bon Appétit




The BA test kitchen makes their favorite coffees in the comfort of their own homes.

Sohla is hilarious but I have been wondering if functioning alcoholic is her schtick currently LOL Also not surprised that Chris is so meticulous w/his early morning coffee routine.

What's your go to morning drink?

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yssNu8Eynb8

Schitt's Creek penultimate episode felt like a series finale-ish. What's next? + Recap.

BTS and Recap of the penultimate episode:



- Schitt's Creek's penultimate episode almost worked as a series finale, wrapping up most of the cast storylines. TV line has a recap, but basically:

[BIG Spoilers for the penultimate episode.]- Twyla has been a millionaire since the series premiere and bought the cafe (what?!)
- Roland and Jocelyn are not in financial trouble anymore.
- Stevie is gonna travel around to set up the new Rosebud motels.
- Moira is back on TV since the network agreed to her demands and ordered a 'Sunrise Bay' revival.
- Jhonny decides to not commute and moves to California with Moira.
- Alexis decides to fly solo and move to New York, she also rejects Twyla's money.
- David has a heart to heart with Stevie in front of the house Patrick was gonna buy for them, and decides to stay in Schitt's Creek with him.


So?! What's left for the series finale?! For one thing, we know... [Spoiler (click to open)]David and Patrick's wedding will take place, and Moira and Jhonny will be leaving for California the same day.

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Meghan Markle's Disney debut gets mixed reviews



Critics awarded it three stars on average but praised the stunning cinematography.

The Times gave it the lowest (2 stars) and The Express the highest (four stars) rating.

The office for Harry and Meghan is now closed.

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Gifted & Generous Queen Taylor Swift Keeps Nashville Record Store Afloat During COVID-19 Outbreak



The selfless and gifted pop queen of our time, Taylor Swift, has been practicing self-isolating and social distancing. She's not doing PR walks or taking bored selfies. She already knows how to hide away when necessary since she was an expert at it during her reputation era. (And for that, we were grateful.)

After urging her fans to stay home and donating them money, Taylor is help keeping a Nashville record store afloat by paying its employees as they remain closed due to the coronavirus pandemic. A living legend and talented angel walking on this planet. Can you believe?!



The hypnotic pop star also took over Spotify's Amplify Playlist on Friday to share a playlist of the women who inspired her to get into music. Not only is she celebrating other women in music, but she's also keeping us occupied during the pandemic. A true savior for our time.

ONTD, who are some of most the sweet, kind, and selfless pop stars that you adore? Let's celebrate them!

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Tik Tok exposing Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck's pr relationship.










Imagine being so thirsty for fame that you're willing to risk getting coronavirus just to take some shitty pap photos with ben affleck of all people. Ana de Armas should've just stayed at home with her golden globes nomination instead of acting like a clown.

source : https://twitter.com/margotDiCaprio_/status/1245195190391861248


ONTD Original: Streaming Services Update for April 2020

New content for your April 2020 home viewing pleasure



Each section will have selections of new content including RT [Rotten Tomatoes] and Metacritic, plus source for full list

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*Films picked randomly though I’ve seen [almost] all the ones listed except some of the Criterion Collection. I didn’t include TV shows or limited series.

Ontd what are you looking forward to watching this month?

Source links with each video or section

Normal People Official Trailer

Normal People released the Official Trailer. All episodes will be available April 29, on Hulu, and April 26, on BBCThree.



It’s Not Like This With Other People. Normal People, a Hulu Original series, premieres all episodes April 29.

ABOUT NORMAL PEOPLE:

Based on Sally Rooney’s best-selling novel, Normal People is an exquisite, modern love story about how one person can unexpectedly change another person's life and about how complicated intimacy can be. It follows Marianne and Connell over several years, as they embark on an on-again/off-again romance that starts at school and continues through college, both testing their relationship as they explore different versions of themselves.

Normal People is produced by Element Pictures and will be available on Hulu in the United States and on BBC Three in the United Kingdom.

I think Daisy and Paul look like the perfect Marianne and Connell. Thoughts? Also, damn this is sexy.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JQuWxt3cE
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FOX scraps Empire's series finale



-With production of Empire shut down, FOX has announced that episode 18 will serve as the shows series finale.

-The final season had a 20 episode order and was in the middle of shooting episode 19.

-The showrunners plan on trying to incorporate parts of episode 19 into episode 18 in an attempt to create more of a finale feel.

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Did Tiger King's Carole kill Don? O.j. & Don's Grand Daughter Tiffany Lewis Think so



When OJ is not panic shopping at costco he gives his commentary about current events on social media. When asked about Tiger King Simpson saw 6 episodes and was baffled to this is what america is reduced to and white people are crazy. “This show is crazy,” Simpson continued. “But it’s so crazy you kinda keep watching. One thing I will say: There’s not a shred of my doubt in my mind that that lady’s husband is tiger sashimi right now.



Don Lewis' granddaughter Tiffany took to social media and expressed her thought, “First and foremost I do want to thank the producers for shedding some light on this horrible situation. I haven’t heard his voice in over 20 years and just hearing it was a blessing,” Tiffany begins the video.

“Now what I want to know is, what do you guys think? Do you guys think that she murdered my grandfather?” she added. “Or do you think he ran away with none of his fucking money? Like, who the fuck would do that? He’s a fucking millionaire. If you had $7 million, would you leave it? I sure as shit wouldn’t.”

Tiff posted a TikTok video in which she thanks Joe Exotic for “trying to do what he tried to do.”

source= https://twitter.com/BroBible/status/1245081775715553287 & https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1245487139313328128
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It's Charli Baby: Charli XCX announces new music reveal coming soon + her partying on live streams

OP has taken on the task of being ONTD's resident Charli stan and is here to give you all the updates! Wait was that Bernie Sanders that just showed up on a Charli XCX Zoom session vibing out to SOPHIE's "Immaterial Girl"?

What has Charli XCX been up to in these trying times:


  • Ensuring her fans are being fed, Charli has been hosting live stream sessions on Instagram, Zoom and even Grindr!

  • Some of the streams have featured guests like Tove Lo, Christine and The Queens, Diplo, Kim Petras, Rita Ora, etc...

  • More live streams coming soon with Rina Sawayama, Ashnikko, Zara Larsson and more!

  • But mostly she's been DJing music and jamming to some of her unreleased songs, including "Taxi" and "Come To My Party"

  • She's also let it slip she was planning a True Romance show.

What we know about the new music:


  • There will be a lot less features compared to her self-titled and two mixtapes.

  • A. G. Cook is definitely involved in the production.

  • The writing process of the album is basically finished. Because she's self-quarantining she'll be recording herself which she mentioned she hasn't done in years but "nows the time to start again". (x)

  • Says the new music is "very indicative of the time we are in".

[Charli DJing a remix of Unlock it and Deejay Alices Better Off Alone]

Remix by Victor Borge



[WTF! Bernie Sanders on a Charli XCX Zoom?!]


[True Romance throwback + future show announcement]


[Charli XCX playing unreleased song Taxi]


[Charli playing unreleased Come To My Party]



[Charli, Kim Petras and fans performing Roll With Me]



[Charli jamming to Stupid Love]


[New live streams coming up]

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hope some of these videos made u guys laugh bc she's been cracking me up lately! the upcoming ashnikko stream can't be anything but absolute chaos so i'm ready for it

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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody expecting second child!



Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are expecting their second child - they were spotted out and about in LA on Tuesday and she's visibly pregnant. They have a four year old daughter named Arlo.

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24-year-old Dillon Passage discusses his relationship with the Tiger King, Joe Exotic



-They met on Grindr
-Joe Exotic sang karaoke to him at a bar half a mile away from the zoo
-Dillon called him down-to-earth, genuine, and charismatic
-They got married 2 weeks later but he is not ashamed of that
-Says he won't abandon Joe, who was arrested 7-8 months into their marriage
-They used to speak 3-4 times a day until Joe moved jails due to a COVID-19 outbreak at his prison; he's currently in quarantine

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What year is it? 2002 band Trapt gets into Twitter beef with Trapt parody account



In this time of COVID-19, Trapt is taking their parody account on, headstrong!

-Lead singer Chris Brown (no, not that one) went on a Twitter rampage about Captain America, Donald Trump, and the coronavirus
-He also used the hashtags #whiteprivilegedoesnotexist and #nooneisbeingoppressedin2020
-People started fighting back, with fellow 2000s bands saying they were being ruined by "Warped Tour Twitter"
-A parody Trapt Twitter account then formed, with tweets such as "no one can play Headstrong on the guitar"
-Chris Brown said he would sue them
-The parody account changed it's name (but pointed out legal fees are costly and their only source of revenue is from Headstrong's royalties), and so Chris Brown backed down

Multiple tweets and screenshots at the source.

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Jodie Comer on being the face of skin-care brand Noble Panacea and her beauty routine



-Noble Panacea (developed by a Nobel Prize-winning scientist) has a new technology called Organic Molecular Vessels™ that delivers precision with active ingredients, and is also Animal Cruelty-Free.

-Never imagined that she would be in this position as the first Global ambassador for the skincare brand. Used to pile on the makeup growing up, but now invests heavily in skincare and self-care.

-Says Glossier's Boy Brow is a must for her. Fixing her eyebrows is something that's very important to her. Whenever she's on set, that's the first thing she does.

-Religiously wears sunscreen no matter what. Her friends have ingrained the importance of SPF, and no matter what the weather is says it's a must.

-Recalls the red wig that she wore in S2 as her favorite look, as she's imagined how she would fare in red.

-"It's like the moment you have to be sexy or attractive onscreen, I become so self-conscious. Whereas if I've got no makeup on and I've got a bruise on my face, I'm like, 'Let's go.' You know? But that's just me."



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Adam Schlesinger, bassist for the band Fountains Of Wayne, has died from coronavirus






He was a founding member of the band. Also known for composing music for television and film. He was hospitalized last month. He was placed on a ventalator which left him heavily sedated.
Fountains of Wayne are best known for their song, "Stacy's Mom".



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ONTD Original: America’s Most Hated & Favorite Vegetables and Celebs That Might Agree or Disagree


Basically a lazy and shameful excuse to discuss these survey results from June 2019.

[Full Results] America's Favorite Vegetables
Corn (91%)
Potatoes (91%)
Carrots (89%)
Tomatoes (89%)
Onion (87%)
Green beans (87%)
Cucumbers (86%)
Broccoli (85%)
Cabbage (84%)
Peas (83%)

America's Least Favorite Vegetables
Turnip (27%)
Beets (26%)
Radish (23%)
Brussels sprouts (21%)
Artichoke (20%)
Eggplant (20%)
Butternut squash (20%)
Zucchini (18%)
Mushroom (18%)
Asparagus (16%)


Most Liked: Corn 🌽

Michael Bublé agrees so much that he made headlines in 2016 for eating corn on a cob in a strange way. Lemme step outside my house for a sec and see if the Elote lady or man is around. brb!

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What is your favorite and least favorite vegetable? Do you feel that you eat enough veggies in your daily diet? How do you prepare and cook your vegetables?

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Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez go out to the gym



The 50-year-old, Boricua actress and singer and fiancé Alex Rodriguez went out today and got in a workout at the gym.

Despite it being closed to the public due to the COVID-19 outbreak, the couple had the chance to enter and work out during these times where most people who enjoy fitness activities, have to do them at their own homes.

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Journalist calls out celebs for isolating in their second homes



  • Armie Hammer's nemesis Anne Helen Petersen wrote an article about how rich people are planning to wait out covid-19 in their spacious second homes in small rural communities

  • Locals are already terrified because their small hospitals would be decimated even if a fraction of a percent of the community was sick and required medical intervention. Many places have only 1 ventilator and less than 5 ICU beds and are surrounded by communities with the same limited resources

  • Though the article isn't celebrity specific, AHP did some sleuthing on Twitter and noticed that Megan Kelly, Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel, and Kelly Clarkson are among those who have fled their city homes

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ONTD I tried to see if Armie Hammer was one of the richies who had fled for the countryside (no data available) but AHP's 2017 article about how Hollywood keeps trying and failing to make him happen was the 4th link!
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Who Was The Tenth Contestant Voted Out Of Survivor: Winners At War?



The tenth person to be voted out of Survivor: Winners At War and sent to Edge Of Extinction was...

[Spoiler (click to open)]Wendell!!!:)

We began with EoE, and the contestants reading the rules for how they’re going to return to the game. Those with Fire Tokens were able to buy advantages. They then made their way to the challenge, as everyone remaining was told to drop their buffs.

Those with advantages got to skip through stages of the challenge, like Tyson, Natalie, Rob and Danni. Yul and Parvati weren’t able to skip any, and they didn’t have any advantages. That didn’t matter though since they both caught up to the rest fairly quickly.

It was a showdown between Rob and Tyson, with only an inch separating them at the end. Tyson won, and joined the newly merged tribe. Everyone else made their way back to EoE, as there’ll be one more chance for one of them to return later on in the season.

At camp, the plans began moving extra fast, as everyone was trying to figure out where exactly everyone else stood.

Denise wasted no in time telling everyone how she got Sandra out, and it obviously put a huge fucking target on her back. Nice. Wendell decided he needed to work on his relationships, but clearly that no longer included Sophie. Jeremy wanted to move forward with Wendell, but felt threatened by Nick, since Nick was Wendell’s one strong alliance. Ben and Tyson wanted to keep all the big threats around as long as possible, and vote out players like Wendell, Michele and Nick.

The first individual immunity challenge promised two idols and Fire Tokens, one each to the last man and woman left hanging on the poles. Denise won for the women, which made it so Wendell couldn’t target her for this vote. Jeremy won for the men.

Jeremy wanted to target Nick, but didn’t want to come across as the leader. He used his alliance with Tony and Ben to push the idea further. Sophie could see through Jeremy’s plan though, and instead tried to put the votes on Wendell. All of this got back to Jeremy, because no one can keep their fucking mouth shut. Jeremy then had to change it to Adam. Come on man, what the fuck, why are you blindly trusting Wendell so quickly? Why do you care? Michele and Denise will still be around, and so will your meat shield Tyson, Tony and Ben. Love you Jeremy, but you can let someone else decide the first boot.

At Tribal, it was all about finding balance, finding the right conversations, and keeping up with the constant changes in every plan.

The tenth person to be voted out and sent to Edge of Extinction was Wendell. Good riddance. He tossed his Fire Tokens in Michele’s and Nick’s bins before heading to EoE.






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Idiot Kpop Idol Does Corona April Fools Day Prank


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* Dumbfuck from flop kpop group JYJ Kim Jaejoong thought doing a corona related April Fools Day prank would be funny.
* Less than a day after performing on Japanese music show "Utacon", Jaejoong posted an Instagram message saying he was currently hospitalized after testing positive for COVID-19.
* Jaejoong's post read:
[idiot]
“I have been infected with COVID-19. It is a result of my negligence, ignoring the cautionary words shared by the government and those around me.

A person’s individual actions can have such a big impact on society as a whole. I am so sorry to those who may have been infected because of me.

My foolish judgment to live as though it couldn’t happen to me is why I am like this today. I am currently hospitalized. I am reflecting on my past a lot and feeling both grateful and sorry.

There are many things I want to say. There are many people I want to see so much."

* Fan support started pouring out for the over the hill idol while some looked at the message with skepticism.
* Eventaully, the egghead would admit that everything was a prank. He said:
[dumbass]
“What if the people we love, someone precious to us, contracted the virus?

It’s such a heart-wrenching thing to think about.

Despite this, so many people walk the streets and live their lives without their guards up, ignoring it… and thinking it won’t happen to them, and it makes me so worried that my family and friends might get sick. Believing that we and the people around us will be safe will end up making us and everything around us sick.

Currently, a growing number of my acquaintances and industry representatives are being tested positive. It is not something that is far away.

When negligence turns a sad premonition into reality, it’s not something that we can simply end by wiping our tears away.

Staying on alert right now.. That is what I say to myself again and again.

Although this did go quite far for April Fool’s Day, so many people worried about me in a short span of time.

Oh… and I don’t think of this as an April Fool’s joke. My family and my friends are getting sick.. and dying.. It’s never!! just someone else’s problem. I wanted to tell you that protecting myself is protecting the precious people around us.

I will accept all punishment I receive from this post. I hope all of you are healthy.”

* The internet and the media are roasting him alive, as he deserves.

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Shut Up Jeremy

Rennsday Renner Update: Jeremy Renner Drops "The Medicine"



Because posting vidoes of dressing up as a sloth, his new puppies and playing with his daughter are not enough to distract from the fact that he asked for reduced child support payments during a f*cking pandemic! Jeremy has decided to drop an album titled The Medicine!

As you can expect people had things to say!



[IS HE 4 REAL?!]


ONTD,what the hell did your parent do instead of paying child support?

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P!nk says to cut your own hair

https://instagram.com/p/B-IntajJ-Mb


P!nk got drunk and cut her own hair, and says you should too!

Gwen Stefani cut Blake Shelton's hair. It also looks bad.



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How are you dealing with your hair, ONTD? Cutting, buzzing, waxing, shaving, etc.
you made me a shadowboxer baby

Fiona Apple is releasing 'Fetch The Bolt Cutters' on April 17th!!

Ignoring her record company's advice to wait until October, Fiona is releasing Fetch The Bolt Cutters digitally in two weeks!!
This announcement comes after she teased her desire to release the album "soon, like really soon".
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omg, what a gift!

Lindsay Lohan Teases New Song on Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/B-dA9IPBp5b


In a follow up to this ONTD post about Lindsay's return to music, Lindsay has posted a snippet of her new song on instagram today and reveals that the song is called "Back to Me" and will be out this Friday.

What do you think of Lindsay making her musical comeback during a global pandemic, ONTD?

Lindsay's Timing Is:

Hilarious
32(9.4%)
On Brand
129(37.7%)
Perfect - I need these tunes to soothe my isolation addled mind
38(11.1%)
Inexplicable
28(8.2%)
Nobody Cares
115(33.6%)


Source: Lohan's Instagram