February 4th, 2020

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Shakira tops US iTunes chart after Superbowl performance



Shakira has topped the US iTunes chart with "Whenever, Wherever" less than 24 hours after her Superbowl halftime show performance. "Hips Don't Lie" sits at #3 while 'Waka Waka" is at #5.

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Shannen Doherty has stage 4 cancer



Shannen Doherty announced this morning on Good Morning America that she has been diagnosed with terminal stage 4 cancer, five years after being diagnosed with breast cancer. She says "I don't think I've processed it. It's a bitter pill to swallow in a lot of ways." She admitted she was "petrified" and worried about her husband and mother.

She found out about the diagnosis shortly after Luke Perry's death. Although she kept quiet, she did tell Brian Austin Green, whom she called a great deal of support.

The reason is has gone public is because she wanted to be able to control the narrative and not have the news come out in court papers. She is currently in a legal battle with State Farm Insurance over unpaid house damage claims.

Regarding her new diagnosis, Shannen said "I think the thing I want to do the most right now is I want to make an impact. I want to be remembered for something bigger than just me."

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SuperBowl BackLash: Jlo's political statement, Age and Thighs got people yt's in an UPROAR!



Boriqua not only threw down a powerhouse performance with Shakira but has caused an uproar from Super bowl LIV, igniting hate mostly from the yt's over her Puerto Rico Flag coat and placing little girls in cages. Jlo who sang Born in the Usa over visuals of girls in cages while shaking her ass, sashaying with the Puerto Rican flag, clapped back with, “Other people can try to build walls, keep us out or put us in cages. We are proud to recognize that all of us together are what makes this beautiful country truly great.”



Many people again the yt's were quick to get on their boost mobile phones and be keyboard warriors proclaiming the half time show was too provocative and shitting on Jlo's age claiming that she was too old and to be dancing that sexy and wearing her the custom made versace outfits. One person wrote "Jennifer Lopez also proved that she has a big moral hole in her soul to perform like that especially in front of children". Nobody was complaining when Mayo 5 performed shirtless last year with their lackluster unmemorable performance.

source= https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1224728574642610176?s=20 & https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1224377030965448709?s=20
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Justin Beiber: Drugs almost killed me



The yummy singer cites that drugs almost killed him and his dependency on weed got so bad his team would check on him in his room to see if he had a pulse.

source= https://twitter.com/StreetNetNgr/status/1224740672403574784?s=20

glad he's clean but it's obvi he was doing harder stuff than weed when there's video of him and selena trying to score in the mean streets of la.
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The influencer-related wellness trend of never drinking water



Recently, many influencers like Alise, Sophie and others like them have sworn off H2O, preferring instead to hydrate by "eating" their water”.

For example, Alise started posting about her "no water" regimen, where she replaced fluids with water-rich fuits. This abstinence went hand in hand with bouts of "dry-fasting", where she wouldn't eat anything fo 24 hours at a time, claiming that apart from taking 5 sips of green tea when it's too cold, she wouldn't eat anything and feeling stoked.

This no water and dry fasting regime has taken a rise in many accounts that share being run by women, promoting yoga and a fitness lifestyle, living in gap year destinations. Also claiming that "you don't hydrate from water, it just cleanses", so if you eat raw foods and fruits, you don't really need water. Also claiming that water is toxic and dirty and that the common guidance of drinking 2 liters a day is "all business and marketing" from Big Water,

Claiming the best way to hydrate is with "living water" (like melon juice and coconut water) from fruits. Experts warn that promoting these dietary choices could be harmful to their followers, of which there are thousands. And even if in some situations, water from plants can replenish minerals to our bodies, like cucumber water, the average person still needs to ingest fluids alongside these kinds of foods.

Do you hate water, ONTD?

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Kylie Jenner covers Harper's Bazaar March issue.


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New Books Hitting Shelves This Week


The Worst Best Man

A wedding planner left at the altar? Yeah, the irony isn’t lost on Carolina Santos, either. But despite that embarrassing blip from her past, Lina’s offered an opportunity that could change her life. There’s just one hitch… she has to collaborate with the best (make that worst) man from her own failed nuptials.

Marketing expert Max Hartley is determined to make his mark with a coveted hotel client looking to expand its brand. Then he learns he’ll be working with his brother’s whip-smart, stunning—absolutely off-limits—ex-fiancée. And she loathes him.

If they can nail their presentation without killing each other, they’ll both come out ahead. Except Max has been public enemy number one ever since he encouraged his brother to jilt the bride, and Lina’s ready to dish out a little payback of her own.

Soon Lina and Max discover animosity may not be the only emotion creating sparks between them. Still, this star-crossed couple can never be more than temporary playmates because Lina isn’t interested in falling in love and Max refuses to play runner-up to his brother ever again...

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Celebs react to Iowa Democratic Caucus results being delayed

Why were the results delayed? The Iowa Democratic Party released a statement Monday night saying there were "inconsistencies" in the three sets of data from precincts: raw votes from the first alignment, raw votes from the final alignment, and the usual state delegate equivalents.

Chelsea Peretti



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Bojack Horseman comes to an end as it was canceled by Netflix.



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Basically a discussion post because episode 15 wrecked me.

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New Motion Picture Academy member breakdown revealed

After the embarassment of #OscarsSoWhite several years ago, the Motion Picture Academy took great strives to diversify its majority old and white male membership. When this inclusion drive was announced, the Academy wanted to double it's number of people of color and women members.

New numbers have been revealed to show that while the number of women and people of color have risen, The Academy is unlikely to ever see its membership truly represent the US population.

Here are the numbers, comparing membership from 2015 to now:

-- Membership grew 35%: 6,261 to 8,469 members.
-- Nonwhite membership: 8% -> 16%
-- Women: 25% -> 32%
-- 31% of new members have been people of color, with the acting and directing branches accounting for the biggest majority of new poc membership. Visual Effects was the lowest at 18%.
-- 46% of new members have been women, with costume designers and casting branches accounting for the biggest majority of new women members. Visual Effects is once again at the low end with 18%.
-- 29% of new members of the executive branch have been people of color, while another 52% have been women. In 2012, this branch was 98% white.
-- 46% of new members are under the age of 50.
-- The Academy has also backed away from labeling non-working members under 'emeritus' status, which would let them continue being members, but not allow them to vote for the awards.

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Billie Eilish thinks a lot of hip-hop right now is lying about guns and women



Billie Eilish has come under fire by hip-hop fans after criticizing the genre for having a lot of artists who lie about guns and women.

“There’s a difference between lying in a song and writing a story. There are tons of songs where people are just lying. There’s a lot of that in rap right now, from people that I know who rap. It’s like, ‘I got my AK-47, and I’m fuckin’,’ and I’m like, what? You don’t have a gun. ‘And all my bitches…’ I’m like, which bitches? That’s posturing, and that’s not what I’m doing.”

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Confederate Flag Model Contestant Stripped of Cosmopolitan Cover

Follow up to this post



On last night's episode of The Bachelor, serial adulteress and "White Lives Matter" model Victoria F. was awarded a digital cover on Cosmopolitan magazine alongside milquetoast bachelor Peter Weber (the digital part was not mentioned on the show). Promptly after the episode aired, Cosmo issued a statement that her cover was nixed due to her affiliation with a racist tee shirt company.



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First look at Gillian Anderson as Margert Thatcher in "The Crown"



Emmy winner Gillian Anderson is rocking the Iron Lady look for the upcoming fourth season of 'The Crown'. The first on-set photos from London show Anderson as Margaret Thatcher from this week are online now.

No word yet on when 'The Crown' S4 will release, but it will see the return of Olivia Colman and team one more time before Imelda Staunton takes on the role of Elizabeth II for the fifth and final season.

Source: https://twitter.com/digitalspy/status/1224683032629608448
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Grimes’s Pregnancy Skincare & Psychedelic Makeup Routine



Grimes is reportedly carrying Elon Musk's spawn. So the art-pop singer took Vogue through her "weird and wonderful" beauty routine. "After her pregnancy, Grimes’s skincare routine had to change dramatically. Grimes explains how she had to change-up how she goes about doing makeup, and shows what products she uses to keep her skin glowing."

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The View: Birds of Prey Cast, Hot Topics

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You can talk about Iowa all you want, possibly 50% of results are expected @ 5PM eastern

Birds of Prey Cast



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdfeXZMJuCw



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Margot Robbie, Rosie Perez, Jurnee Smolett-Bell, and Ella Jay Basco promote Birds of Prey

Summary of conversation [Spoiler (click to open)]
Soundtrack is all female. Margot’s sporadic accent is distracting to me lol. MR wanted an all-girl gang on screen. Whoopi and Rosie have some love. RP explains how she became part of the film, given her age, and why she was drawn to her character. Jurnee talks about relating to her character, and talks about researching her character. JS quotes Alice Walker, and felt she (her character) needed to be emancipated from herself. Ella is in her first film. Talks about how her casting came about, and when-how she knew she wanted to be an actor.

Cast talks about training to do a lot of their own stunts. [Sunny is playing up this part, wondering how much the stuntwomen looked like the actresses, and the look Whoopi gives her looool forever]. RP character is the first gay character in DC film universe. JS was first on original Full House. JS talks about how the industry has changed, relishing an R rated comic book girl gang film. RP is asked about testifying on behalf of Annabella Scioria against Harvey Weinstein. RP chokes up. Says she’s not legally able to talk about an ongoing case, but says when a friend needs you, you show up. The other actresses are supportive of her. Reads legal note. Sunny brings up MR Oscar nomination. Meghan makes it about her because of course. MR talks about people’s reaction to her role. Feels like the biggest reward is when men have watched it and get what women are going through. Cast talks about the costumes they wore, in relation to all the pearl clutching over what women are wearing (like SB Half Time).


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I’ll do a live watch post for SOTU tonight (airs @ 9PM eastern) in case people need to talk about any new Iowa info plus commiserate this horrible cretin and his word salad

Ontd are you excited to see Birds of Prey?

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Selena Gomez make up line 'Rare Beauty' is coming to Sephora this summer



Selena has been working on her make up line called Rare Beauty for the last two years and it'll be in North America Sephora stores this summer.

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Will you buy Rare Beauty, ontd?
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Celebrities who have publicly spoken about their mental health struggles in the spotlight

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-Just to talk about one's struggle to anybody that would listen is brave in of itself.
-The stigma attached to mental health needs to end, and we need to invest more in mental health programs and facilities.

Bill Hader (Talked about his extensive anxiety)



“Every little moment or tick, I would rehearse. I had terrible anxiety, panic attacks, to the point where I couldn’t breathe. Anytime I heard the opening music, I would have a nervous breakdown. It’s an anticipatory anxiety…starting on Monday at the pitch meeting, it’s like the clock’s ticking.”

“I would ask myself 'What am I afraid of?’ I’d be afraid of messing up, of not being able to read the cue cards. So I would approximate my first line, and it would push the anxiety out of my brain. It tricked it into going 'Okay, you messed up and you’re fine, you’re still breathing. Nothing bad happened.’.”

Both quotes are taken from Unqualified: Anna Farris Podcast

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Disney charges school fundraiser $250 for screening The Lion King



Emerson Elementary School in California held a PTA fundraiser where they screened the 2019 remake of The Lion King. They then received a letter from Disney ordering the school to pay $250 for screening the film without a license (A single-use permit for a school to show a movie costs $250 and an annual license is $536)

Berkeley City Councilmember Lori Droste shared her outrage at the fine


“The event made $800, so if we have to fork over a third of it to Disney, so be it. You know, lesson learned,” said PTA president.

While a license is legally required to show a copyrighted movie in such a way, a studio can choose whether or not to charge for it.

Disney has beat expectations by making $20.86 billion in its first quarter of 2020.

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ONTD whats your favorite movie you watched at school?
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Esquire: “2020 is the Year of the Menicure”




Esquire writer Garrett Munce writes about how he noticed another handsome bro at a party and when he shook his hand, he saw he was wearing black nail polish. Munce was too! Omg. It was a broment. This led him to write an article for Esquire Magazine: “2020 is the Year of the Menicure” and he even used a subtitle that reads, “Do you even polish, bro?” Of course.

“So when Ansel Elgort showed up wearing white nail polish with his velvet tuxedo at the Golden Globes, I didn’t bat an eye,” he writes. “He’s been part of the Menicure Movement for a while, along with other stylish male celebrities like Harry Styles, A$AP Rocky, Bad Bunny (who favors gel manicures thankyouverymuch), and Pete Davidson (remember his fire engine red nails?).”

He continues adding, “Like David Bowie and Kurt Cobain before them, these dudes appreciate a good colored ‘cure, but whether these famous guys are driving the trend or just following it is unclear. What is certain is that men everywhere are more and more comfortable wearing nail polish. So comfortable, in fact, that nail polish brand Essie is launching a line of quick-dry polishes targeted to all genders, and New York City-based nail salon Sundays Studio now promotes ‘menicure mondays.’”

Read more at the source and see more photos of male celebrities with nail polish behind the cut. I added some celebs that weren’t included in the original article. :)

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ONTD, do you wear nail polish and get manicures?

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‘American Dirt’ Publisher MacMillan Concedes Jeanne Cummins Did Not Receive Death Threats







- A group of Latinx activists met on Monday with officials at Macmillan, the international parent company of Flatiron Books, which published “American Dirt,” to deliberate over steps the publisher could take to increase Latino representation in the industry.
- Among the meeting attendees were Bob Miller and Don Weisberg, presidents of Flatiron Books and Macmillan, respectively; Amy Einhorn, the editor of “American Dirt”; representatives of Oprah Winfrey; and authors and #DignidadLiteraria founders David Bowles and Gurba.
- #DignidadLiteraria and Presente.org, an online Latinx organizing group, released a statement detailing the “unprecedented commitments” Macmillan made after the two-hour meeting. (see tweet in cut)
- The publisher made commitments to “substantially increasing Latinx representation across Macmillan, including authors, titles, staff and its overall literary ecosystem” as well as “developing an action plan to address these objectives within 90 days.”
- Macmillan also said it would “regroup within 30 days with #DignidadLiteraria and other Latinx groups to assess progress.”
- According to Bowles, Macmillan officials conceded during the meeting that Cummins had not received death threats. When Flatiron Books President Bob Miller announced in a statement that they were canceling the book tour, they cited “safety” concerns over “threats of physical violence.”

(Myriam Gurba tweeted she asked them to state that on their website and was told to mind her tone (see tweet in cut))


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Madonna calls Canada “boring,” offers to sublet NYC apartment to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle


On Tuesday, the “Material Girl” singer, 61, uploaded a video to Instagram offering her New York City apartment to the former Duke and Duchess of Sussex to sublet.

“Hey, Harry — don’t run off to Canada. It’s boring there,” she explains. “I’ll let them sublet my apartment on Central Park West.” She then gave the couple a half-serious pitch on why they should move in. “It’s two-bedroom, it’s got the best view of Manhattan. Incredible balcony ... No, Buckingham Palace has got nothing on CPW.”

Some Canadians on social media are upset.

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Top 50 (5) Korean Films of the 2010s and The Future of South Korean Cinema looks very bright



-Korean Cinema celebrated its 100th anniversary last year with the Palme Do'r win for Parasite. For many people, Parasite was either their first Korean film or their first foreign film that they have watched.

-South Korea has a robust film industry (6th largest movie going audience in the world), and a strong domestic industry as well.

-There have been a plethora of great films internationally, and with the rise of streaming platforms the choice to view international content has become easier.

-"The industry really came into its own in the late 1990s and most of the names the world is familiar with now first gained notice in the 2000s, but it soared to new heights in the 2010s, becoming one of the largest film industries on the planet, responsible for some of the most critically acclaimed films of the decade."

-FYI, other than the most noted directors (Park Chan-wook, Bong Joon Ho, Hong Sang-Soo, and Kim Ki-duk (to a lesser extent), Kim Jee-Woon, Lee Chang-dong, & Na Hong-jin) the picks will be from directors that are more under the radar in terms of the international film circuit/festival scene. Maybe for a future post, I can delve more into other films if anyone is interested?

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Carly Rae Jepsen, Patron Saint of Love & Suffering, teases something on Insta

See ya never! 💘

Ein Beitrag geteilt von Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) am




With Valentine's day approaching, Carly Rae Jepsus teases us with a monumental feat of graphic design, hopefully hailing the arrival of new music soon. She has hinted working on new music before, and there have been rumours that a disco-inspired song will be out this Friday!



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Robert Pattinson Is the World's Most Beautiful Man According to Science




Robert Pattinson has been crowned the most beautiful man.

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The ratio marks someone's physical attractiveness by taking into account measurements of their lips, chin, eyes, and other facial features.

In second place is Henry Cavill (91.64), who is then followed by Bradley Cooper (91.08), Brad Pitt (90.51), George Clooney (89.91)
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Nick And Vanessa Lachey Denied Mailing Jessica Simpson A Gift And Things Got Awkward Fast



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Nick and Vanessa Lachey stopped by The Today Show to promote something, when Hoda Jessica Simpson mentioned Jessica Simpson, Nick's ex-wife

Jessica was at the Today Show earlier this year to promote her memoir, telling Honda that she and the Lacheys are on good terms and that they sent her beautiful gifts for her newborn children

Vanessa didn't know anything about that and things got very awkward
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Steve Coogan says ‘The Trip To Greece’ will be the final series of the hit show



-The Trip began in 2010 when Steve Coogan and pal Rob Brydon visited restaurants in England. Sequels in Italy and Spain then followed.
-Steve Coogan says it's better to quit while you're ahead, and wanted to avoid being too repetitive in the series
-It will premiere on SkyOne on March 3, 2020; this OP hopes it will come to North American theatres

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Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson over John Mayer



In her new book 'Open Book' Jessica Simpson talks about her past 2 year relationship with retired Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo that ended in 2009 when he accused her of cheating with singer and ex-boyfriend John Mayer. Jessica says that she was at her parents house when she ran into Mayer who emailed her about the run-in, which Romo found.

“[Tony] accused me of seeing John behind his back. I hadn’t cheated on Tony at all. But I could not lie and say I hadn’t even seen [Mayer]. Tony didn’t believe that (nothing happened) for a second. And within that second, he broke up with me right there. Two years, gone with an email.”

Simpson felt confident Romo would not admit the real reason for the break up to the media because "it would imply that he wasn't enough for me.”

“Tony soon realized I was telling the truth,Of course I didn’t cheat on him. But our breakup had been so ugly that it shocked me into realizing it had been necessary.”

At the time of the split, Simpson said Mayer had been wanting to get back together, “practically asking my parents for my hand in marriage while I was in a serious relationship” and "swearing to me up and down that he was a changed man.” referring to the situation as the “closing scenes of sweeping, epic love story, [in which] the dark romantic hero had beaten out the star quarterback,”

She quickly learned the singer hadn’t changed at all. “Now I knew the truth. I was a pet bird,” she wrote, claiming Mayer was just using her for song “material.”

“All this time, all those years, he was breaking up with me to torture himself enough to get good material."

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Live Viewing Post State of the Union (SOTU) and More Iowa Clustermuckery



. All major network and cable news outlets: online, app, and tv-radio will cover the State of the Union and the Democratic response

. At least 11 Democrats are boycotting the SOTU: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, NY; Ayanna Pressley, MA; Earl Blumenauer, OR; Steve Cohen, TN; Frederica Wilson, FL; Maxine Waters, CA; Bobby Rush, IL; Bennie Thompson, MI; Al Green, TX; Hank Johnson, GA; and Tulsi Gabbard, HI (lol)

. Democrats who will handle the SOTU opposition party response: Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, official English rebuttal; Texas Rep. Veronica Escobar, official Spanish rebuttal; Massachusetts Rep. Ayanna Pressley, on behalf of Working Families Party (WFP)

. Rush Limbaugh and Nigel Farage are official guests

. With 62% results published, Iowa shows Buttigieg-Sanders-Warren-Biden-Klobuchar ranking



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Ontd what country would you like to live in?

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Megan Thee Stallion clarified the viral videos of her and G-Eazy





- Follow up to these posts: 1, 2

- Rising star Megan thee Stallion clarified her viral clips with G-Eazy saying that she's not in any relationship with him.

- Gerald Earl Gillum posted a clip of him licking Megan's face on his IG stories. Another IG stories video showed Megan and Gerald holding hands as they arrive to an event in Miami.

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Celebrating Black History Month - Curating that Black Criterion Collection Playa (ONTD Original)

Alright, so we know French New Wave and Ingmar Berman movies are like deemed culturally significant and on that Criterion Collection, but OP thinks there needs to be more black people there. Basically relying on my good taste, here are movies that I'd elect to place in what should be in a film snob's collection. (Yes, some of these films are already in the Library of Congress, just let me have this, okay?)

1. Moonlight - like gorl do I even need to make a quip about this? It's a masterpiece - don't y'all even think about mentioning that other film. Chile it's too early!


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ONTD, what black films need to be in The Criterion Collection? Please share!

Brutally Honest Oscar Voter (Actress) Wants American Director to Win



Whew this is a WILD RIDE from an older (probably white) woman who watched almost all the films, sometimes more than 1x

Some highlights re/Best Picture

. Little Women badly acted, why British* actresses instead of American, and they weren't even poor like they were supposed to be

. Hard pass on JoJo Rabbit because H'tler is never funny

. Marriage Story wasn't truthful (?) and also unrealistic re/their lifestyle given their profession

. The Irishman was boring and they forget to address the old person mannerisms

. Liked Ford v Ferrari, good characters, good story

. Like Parasite but didn't feel it held up on second viewing and doesn't think foreign films should be in same category as regular films

. Put off watching Joker but ended up liking it and thinking a lot about it a long time afterwards

. Liked 1917... crickets, no explanation

. Loved Once Upon a Time and was in the LA scene during the 1960s - first choice for Best Picture (total rankings at source)

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. Director... wants an American to win for American film. British already have BAFTAS and French vote for the French, so America rah rah, and loved Tarantino for a great American movie

. Actor... unimpressed with Driver, Leo already won (lol), liked Pryce but Nope to the Pope, torn between Banderas and Phoenix, went with Phoenix

. Actress... loves Saoirse but not for this film, nope for Scarlett in a film she thought was unrealistic, nope for Erivo because an American should've played Harriet Tubman, likes Theron but hates the real Megyn Kelly (lol), loved Renee who gets her vote

. Supporting Actor ... thought Pacino was just being himself, not Hoffa. Pesci was better but nothing she hadn't seen before, thought Hanks imitated Rogers well but his eyes were calculating and judging (whew), loved Hopkins but he's already won, went with Pitt particularly for the ranch scene

. Supporting Actress ... annoyed by Pugh, she's so much older than her character, Dern was ott, likes Robbie but not in this role or film, Bates didn't do anything memorable, went with Scarlett because she did something different with JoJo

. Adapted Screenplay ... The Two Popes because she was surprised a film on this topic would be interesting

. Original Screenplay ... Once Upon a Time because this woman loves that film

. Klaus for Animated Film, the surprise winner beating all the big studios

. Honeyland for Documentary, it was a nice simple story saving the environment without being annoying like Greta whatshername (she is so salty, and drags Obama too)

. Pain and Glory for International Film

. 1917 for Cinematography begrudgingly over her fave OUATIH

. Once Upon a Time for Costume (she was totally digging this film)

. Ford v Ferrari for Editing (lol @ the dust for The Irishman, shades Scorcese's longtime editor who should've reined him in)

. Judy for Hair and Makeup, but thought Bombshell did get the Fox hair ladies right

. Once Upon a Time for Production Design because y'all she was transported back in time

. 1917 for Original Score with shade to Marriage Story and Little Women, didn't watch Star Wars (lol)

. Did not vote for Best Song because she didn't like any of them, at all


Ontd any guesses on this anonymous Oscar voter?

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