January 7th, 2020

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Official trailer for Gwyneth Paltrow's “the goop show”

the goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow is “a six-episode series, guiding the deeply inquisitive viewer in an exploration of boundary-pushing wellness topics, including: psychedelics, cold therapy, female pleasure, anti-aging, energy healing and psychics.” The show premieres on January 24, 2020.


Are you steaming your vagina like Goop, ONTD?
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Chloe Sevigny is pregnant with first child

- Chloe Sevigny and boyfriend gallery director Sinisa Mackovic are expecting a child together
- The couple haven't made the announcement yet publicly
- The above pics were taken this Monday in NYC
- She is to believed to be 5 months along

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Author Elizabeth Wurtzel has passed away

Elizabeth Wurtzel, author and attorney, has passed away from complications of breast cancer. She was 52. Wurtzel wrote Prozac Nation, her memoir on depression, More, Now, Again, her memoir on addiction, and Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women, a series of essays.

Prozac Nation was made into a film starring Christina Ricci.

She had the BRCA gene. Of her cancer, she wrote:
'I have breast cancer as a result of the BRCA gene, so it was preventable. All Ashkenazi Jewish women should get tested for the BRCA mutation, we now know, because half the time there is no way to know that you have the gene, and one in 40 Ashkenazi Jews carries it. At one time it bothered me that I have a disease I could have avoided through prophylactic mastectomy.

I don’t feel that way any more. I like the person I am with cancer and because of cancer.'

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Uhg so sad. RIP. Favorite essay or writing of Elizabeth's?

Diane Kruger wishes happy birthday to her "teen dream" ...Is it a Joshua Jackson jab?


Diane Kruger recently wished Norman Reedus a happy 51st birthday by calling him her "teenage dream of a man right here ! 🤪" The descriptor of a comment seemed especially pointed considering just days ago, Kruger's ex Joshua Jackson made headlines when his wife Jodie Turner-Smith said his Dawson's Creek character Pacey was her first teen crush.

Kruger had said previously in an interview with Net-A-Porter that she decided she wanted a child at 35 but "you have to wait for the right person to come along." She now has a daughter with Reedus, while Jackson and Jodie have married and are expecting their first child.

ONTD, are you petty for no reason?

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Harry Styles leaves $2,000 tip + continues chart domination into 2020


Harry Styles and James Corden were feeling quite generous on their trip in the Caribbean and decided to tip their server $2,2000 as a New Year's gift. Harry isn't doing too shabby at the moment, having his new single Adore You enter the top10 in the UK and his album Fine Line spending two weeks at the top of the American charts.

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Tenga asked for the most pleasant feeling

Translated from Japanese

Popular Japanese company for male pleasuring aids, held an international survey to ask for "the most pleasant feeling you could have", with interesting results that have since become viral with over 18k reactions to the survey.

The options from top to bottom are:
-having sex
-spending time with the person you love
-to hold someone tight
-taking a shower/being in a bathtub
-eating delicious food
-getting a massage
-going to beautiful places
-laying in fresh sheets
-satiating your thirst
-playing with animals
-wearing clean clothes
-working out/doing sports

Unsurprisingly, most countries chose the first option as the most pleasurable one, Japanese interviewees chose to eat delicious things as their number one option, while Taiwanese ones showed to be more romantic by choosing spending time with the person you love, along with German people choosing to embrace people

What is the most pleasant feeling you could experience, ONTD?

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New Books Hitting Shelves This Week

Dear Edward

One summer morning, twelve-year-old Edward Adler, his beloved older brother, his parents, and 183 other passengers board a flight in Newark headed for Los Angeles. Among them are a Wall Street wunderkind, a young woman coming to terms with an unexpected pregnancy, an injured veteran returning from Afghanistan, a business tycoon, and a free-spirited woman running away from her controlling husband. Halfway across the country, the plane crashes. Edward is the sole survivor.

Edward’s story captures the attention of the nation, but he struggles to find a place in a world without his family. He continues to feel that a part of himself has been left in the sky, forever tied to the plane and all of his fellow passengers. But then he makes an unexpected discovery—one that will lead him to the answers of some of life’s most profound questions: When you’ve lost everything, how do you find the strength to put one foot in front of the other? How do you learn to feel safe again? How do you find meaning in your life?

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Director's Guild Nominations announced

The Director's Guild has announced its nominations for film and tv. They are:

Bong Joon Ho -- Parasite
Sam Mendes -- 1917
Martin Scorsese -- The Irishman
Quentin Tarantino -- Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Taika Waititi -- Jojo Rabbit

Mati Diop -- Atlantics
Alma Har’el -- Honey Boy
Melina Matsoukas -- Queen & Slim
Joe Talbot -- The Last Black Man in San Francisco
Tyler Nilson and Michael Schwartz -- The Peanut Butter Falcon

TV noms can be found here.

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Regina King to Make Feature Directorial Debut with 'One Night in Miami'

Regina King (Watchmen) is set to make her feature directorial debut with One Night in Miami. Kingsley Ben-Adir, Aldis Hodge, Eli Goree and Leslie Odom, Jr. are all set to star in the adaptation of the 2013 play by the same name by Kemp Powers, who will also write the script for the film.

Set on the night of February 25, 1964, after Cassius Clay's defeat of Sonny Liston, the film imagines Clay (Goree) staying in the Hampton House Motel in the Overtown neighborhood of Miami with Malcolm X (Ben-Adir), Sam Cooke (Odom), and Jim Brown (Hodge), and discussing their responsibilities in moving toward equality and empowerment for black people in the United States. King says the film is a "love letter to black manhood that powerfully explores themes of race, identity and friendship".


Erasure frontman Andy Bell turned down sex with an alien because he’s gay

Andy Bell, 55, claims around 1,000 "hairy" drones visited him at his apartment and "one of the angels" asked him if he wanted to find out what it was like to hook up with an alien. He says he thought, "No. I’m not quite ready for it yet, because they are all sexualities, all together, all mixed up, and they’ve got like one tentacle."

“The thing that stopped me from doing it," he says, "is because I say that I’m gay and their sexual experience is neither gay nor straight, female nor male, it’s all mixed up together. I didn’t want to go with a woman. That’s just how I am.”


ONTD, how many tentacles would it take to convince you?

The View: Elizabeth Warren, Impeachapalooza

Full Panel

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Four more clips and summary of conversation [Spoiler (click to open)]





[Audience is very happy to see her, intro to table cut from first clip]

Starts with Soleimani assassination. Says it doesn’t make us safer, damaged our relationship with allies, threatening to commit war crimes by saying he’ll bomb cultural and religious sights. He’s put us on the brink of war. It didn’t happen all by itself. A president is supposed to do xyz and yet T45 has taken us in the opposite direction. EW explains the difference between a proportional response to an official senior member of a sovereign nation vs some country-less organization (eg Al Queda or ISIS). Knowing the right response is paramount.

Sunny talks about his claim he’ll commit what will be war crimes. Asks EW how she would’ve handled all of this which goes back to Syria-Kurds to now. EW talks about the sacrifice of the military and a Potus should never ask our military to solve a problem that can not be solved via military. We have a State Dept for a reason, diplomacy. The Iran deal got them to negotiate and agree to our terms, now T45 withdrew it, provoked them, all to ~own Obama. International community had already certified that Iran was adhering to the deal. It damaged our credibility on deal-making. EW says we should de-escalate and get Iran back to the negotiating table.

Abby switches to impeachment. Brings up Mustache vs Pelosi strategy. EW says Senate should step up, if Mustache wants to testify, which she feels is Pelosi’s goal. Docs should be available via FOIA. Subpoenas are being ignored and dismissed. EW says it’s undermining our rule of law. It started when Obama nominated Garland for SCOTUS but McConnell refused to participate at all. There was no time limit in the Constitution, he had a year. Joy wonders if Dems should say the same thing if a SCOTUS opening to occur. EW says there are practical terms to consider, eg last hours in office, but Obama had a whole year. McConnell has also made up his mind that T45 isn’t guilty. EW says she watched the House hearings. She’s willing to listen to Senate trial with witnesses. If all we hear is what came out during House hearing, then there’s no other conclusion to make. If there is a defense, then present it. Sunny repeats her point from earlier about presenting your defense witnesses. Sunny moves to Iowa. Re/impeachment in Senate. Biden and Sanders can campaign but Warren would need to be present. EW says she’d honor her oath to the Constitution as a Senator. Whoopi says Senate is trying to change all the rules to suit GOP crookery. EW says this is not only the time to stand up, it’s time to stand up and be loud that America doesn’t want to go to war, that America wants a trial that is fair.

[EW works the audience during commercial break, cut from clip]

Whoopi goes back to Garland. If those rules were circumvented, was that fruit from the poison tree. EW said there was never rules about taking up a SCOTUS nomination. The lawlessness has been creeping in and getting worse over time. EW says her three military brothers, one is Democrat. Says all will vote her for her haha. The one thing that gets all three of them going is Amazon isn’t paying taxes (corporate level). Joy says she likes EW, but mentions the wealthy are afraid of EW. EW talks her tax approach. Every plan she’s put out doesn’t increase tax on the middle class. Talks her platform positions. Sunny is mad about 2 trillion on military, so be quiet about money spent for social programs.

EW talks about AOC remarks on Democrat big tent versus other political systems that have many parties. EW thinks this is what we have, so Dem needs a big tent. EW talks more about her campaign approach, town halls in blue and red states. People are openminded and are thinking about change. There are so many issues where the real American voters have different opinions depending on the topic. She’s trying to reach those people. Sunny brings up dwindling diversity in remaining candidates. EW thinks it’s a real problem, brings up the influence of money. EW talks her appeal to poc and woc. Praises Kamala, said the day she dropped out due to money was the same day a billionaire announced his candidacy.

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Ontd are you already so exhausted with this year?

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Ryan Seacrest falls out of his chair during broadcast of “Live with Kelly and Ryan”


Co-host Ryan Seacrest took a tumble this morning while filming “Live With Kelly and Ryan.” Seacrest was trying to grab a balloon when he fell out of his chair.

Someplace somewhere Brian Dunkleman is laughing.

ONTD, have you ever fallen off your chair?

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Paula Abdul performs her biggest hits on Rockin' Eve + wraps residency

Paula rang in the New Year, performing live for the first time in her career on Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve. She gave us full nostalgia dancing to some of her beloved hits - Opposites Attract, Straight Up and Cold Hearted.


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Paulina Porizkova, 54, Posts Makeup-Free Selfie and Rallies Against Beauty Standards

Supermodel Paulina Porizkova posted a makeup free selfie on Instagram to fight against ageist beauty standards. She expressed wanting to let her grey hair grow out. She also said "grief is no beauty maker" in reference to the death of her ex-husband.

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Today narcissism is king and constant self-improvement is queen. Who wants to see “real” people on social media? No, we want aspirational. We want tips and secrets and shortcuts to how best present ourselves in the most glowing light. We want people to envy us, to copy us, to buy what we sell them, whether it’s our words, our brands, torture or magic. In this crowded forrest of aspirations, I look for the little meadows of peace. To me, those are the truthful ones, the ones that don’t always look amazing, and don’t always feel amazing, and aren’t just so fucking thrilled to be their awesome selves. So, this is what I really look like. Not a great photo, early in the morning, no make up no filters, just the real true me. I’ll be turning 55 soon. At first glance, I think - ew. I look so old. Grief is certainly no beauty maker. My eyelids are starting to droop. The jowly bits next to my mouth don’t only make me look older but also somehow bitter. The gray in my hair is an easy fix, although, honestly, I’d love to just grow it out and stop coloring. Now, how can I help to make all this -what we consider flaws - to be seen differently, to be seen as confidence and beauty of a mature age rather than something that needs to be eliminated? I used to think gray hair was aging, that it was a sign of giving in to being old, but thanks to many glorious and rocking hot women on Instagram, I’ve changed my vision to gray hair being sexy and confident. @themiddleagedgoddess @annikavonholdt There was a quote by @pink to her little daughter, about how it was not for them to fix themselves to fit the standards of beauty, but rather to help other people discover their beauty. Now, that is something to strive for. Not change yourself to fit in the box, but to blow up the fucking box. I’d like to end this post with a rousing “ let’s blow up the fucking box, ladies”, but although I really want to, and will try my best, the truth is that I am a mid-fifties woman, I’m vain and insecure, and next week I could decide to have surgical help to fit the comfortable and warm and familiar box instead of crusading to blow it up. #selfie #truth #beauty #sexyhasnoagelimit#blowupthefuckingbox

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This Fun Ben Solo Challenge Is Taking Over The Internet

Star Wars fans are doing the Ben Solo challenge where they try to emulate the scene where [Rise of Skywalker spoilers]the redeemed Ben Solo gives a smug little shrug to the Knights of Ren after pulling out his lightsaber.

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The CW announces renewals!

The CW has renewed Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, Batwoman, The Flash, Black Lightning, Charmed, Nancy Drew, Legacies, Riverdale, In The Dark, Roswell New Mexico, All American, and Dynasty for the 2020 - 2021 season!

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Luis Miguel, The Series season 2 coming this year

Here is a video of Boneta reprising the role of El Sol de Mexico, going by this video it seems season 2 will feature 2 timelines; one with Luismi still in the 90's and the other an older/more mature LuisMi. Netflix says it's coming this year, does not specify the month tho.

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“Joker” and “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” dominate 2020 BAFTA Awards list of nominees

- The Best Director category has no female director nominations.

- Joker dominates with 11 nominations, while Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and The Irishman each bagged 10 nominations.

- A new category is introduced to honor casting directors with Best Casting.

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Sundance 2020 Preview

This year's edition of the annual Sundance Film Festival begins on January 23rd and runs through February 2nd. Each year, well over 100 feature-length films are selected for inclusion in the festival.

If any ONTDers are heading to Park City this year, click the link above for some tips on navigating the festival. But if you, like me, are just watching from the sidelines and curious about what's to come, here are all of the films that are screening at this year's festival.

I selected a couple of films to highlight from each section and put the rest under their respective cuts, because ONTD doesn't read. A lot of the films from the Netflix 2020 post show up here as well, so I didn't highlight those.

Special thanks to daijouboo for picking some of the highlights & prompting me to actually make a post!

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There are a few more categories at the source, because the post was literally too large to include them. Are you looking forward to anything at Sundance?
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Want more of the Witcher? This is WaPo's guide to the books and games.


Is this post an excuse to talk about The Witcher as I'm finishing up my rewatch?


But it's also a good resource for anyone who liked the show and who wants to know more about the world and is wondering where to start with regards to the books and games.

Melissa McCarthy to Star With Nicole Kidman in Hulu's 'Nine Perfect Strangers'

Melissa McCarthy has signed on to star opposite Nicole Kidman in "Nine Perfect Strangers'.

The limited series will debut on Hulu in 2021.

Nine Perfect Strangers' is based on the book by Liane Moriarty, the author of 'Big Little Lies'.

Moriarty will also be an executive producer on the series alongside Nicole Kidman, writer and co-showrunner David E. Kelley, and exec producer Bruna Papandrea. McCarthy will also serve as an executive producer.

Nine Perfect Strangers is set at a boutique wellness resort where nine stressed individuals go to get on a path to a better life. The resort is run by Masha (Kidman), a mysterious and charismatic woman. McCarthy will play Francis, one of the nine strangers.


Lizzo will be the first female act to headline Bonnaroo since its creation in 2002

The line up for Bonnaroo 2020 was announced today. Lizzo, Tool, and Tame Impala are the headliners.

Lizzo will be the first female act to headline the festival since its creation in 2002.

Other performers include, Lana Del Rey, Run the Jewels, Megan Thee Stallion, DaBaby, Kevin Gates, Miley Cyrus, Nelly, Oysterhead, The 1975, and more.

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Starbucks Adds 3 New Dairy-Free Coffee Drinks to Its Menu Including an Oatmilk Latte

Today Starbucks announced that they’re adding three new dairy-free drinks to its menu, two are permanent. The Almondmilk Honey Flat White and Coconutmilk Latte drinks are being added to menus in the U.S. and Canada, while the Oatmilk Honey Latte is also being tested in select U.S. markets throughout the Midwest.

Dairy-free options are nothing new to the chain, they’ve always allowed customers the option to customize their beverages to include almond or coconut milk, but these new drinks join a growing list of menu items specifically made to highlight their plant-based milks.

The Coconutmilk Mocha Macchiato and Horchata Almondmilk Frappuccino are drinks that were already available prior to this announcement.

“Customers are looking for more ways to personalize their beverages,” explained SBux product developer Raegan Powell in an official press release. “We love how the nuanced flavor you get with plant-based milks pairs with espresso, either hot or iced. It’s a new way to start your new year.”

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Gwyneth Paltrow says that being perceived as perfect is traumatic


Everyone's favourite product of nepotism appeared on the cover of Harper's Bazaar wearing an anatomical breast plate (designed by Tom Ford)  to discuss her career, her friendships with exes, why she doesn't miss acting and her new Netflix show where she does not take schrooms (though her employees do)

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Sony revealed the new PlayStation 5 logo at CES 2020

Yesterday, Sony officially revealed the new logo for the upcoming PlayStation 5. So... basically the same logo used for the PS3 slim and PS4. groundbreaking.gif

Well at least they’re consistent and less confusing compared to whatever the hell Microsoft is doing with the naming of their consoles? XBox Series X? Really? But I digress...

The console itself was not unveiled nor was there any other major announcement about the upcoming next-gen console that’s due out later this year. We can expectation lot more PlayStation 5 news in the coming months through either Sony’s own press conference or possibly E3 in the Summer.

Sony also shared some official sales figures. PlayStation 4 dominated this console generation with 106 million consoles sold worldwide and counting. Could PlayStation 4 surpass the PlayStation 2’s lifetime sales of 155 million and become the new best selling console of all time? They might get close, at least.

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Poll #2098105 Next-Gen Console Poll

ONTD, which next-gen console will you be purchasing?

PlayStation 5
XBox Series X
Whatever Nintendo drops after the Switch

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Celebrity Reactions to Iran Attacking US Bases in Iraq


. Icymi T45 assassinated Soleimani, a top military official for the sovereign nation of Iran under the pretense that Soleimani was going harm people, the details of which have not been provided to Congress or the public

. As expected, Iran has retaliated, launching more than a dozen ballistic missiles at 2 (two) Iraqi military bases housing US troops

. One of the bases, Ain al-Asad air base, was visited by T45 last year

. Media reports and political twitter are crazy pants. Official media has not confirmed the extent of damage to the bases or any casualties.

. T45 was going to address the nation then he decided not to and is probably watching Hannity on Faux News so he knows what to say next

. No one from the administration is officially addressing the attack. No one. Not the taxpayer paid Press Secretary who hasn't held a press conference in 300+ days. Not the SecDef. Not the SoS. No one.

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Aaron Carter has 2 secret children?!

If you haven't been following the wild last 6 months of Aaron Carter's mania and drug-induced spiral, shit just got real. tea being spilled left and right!

- Aaron apparently as a tween and a 5yr old, and apparently knocked up some fangirl in the fall
- the 5yr old's mother is also an addict and her parents or grandparents have custody of the kid
- Aaron has been begging fans to donate to him with the promise that he will donate it to charity but actually needs the money for cigarettes and weed
- his house is for sale and he's delinquent in taxes, but nobody wants to buy his overpriced, smoke stained house
- he has an upcoming court date for a contempt of court charge when he lost his shit during his tro hearing which was issued by his twin sister
- he keeps hiring plastic filled escorts for a few days and each one he falls in love with and wants to marry...
- he has also sent dick pics to underage fans and even sent them to some wannabe youtuber who then put them online (it's long but skinny...)
- a bunch of tweets have been unearthed from years ago of him being a massive creep

just read through the twitter above. it's overflowing with tea.