December 30th, 2019

Sharon Stone Gets BlockedT from Dating App Bumble

Her tweets are self-explanatory, but here it is in song.

🎵 Here's the story of a lovely actress,
🎵Who you know from Basic Instinct
🎵She went on a dating app, looking for some dick
🎵But some morons didn't think she was real
🎵And reported her allegedly fake account!
🎵With her dick appointments cancelled, she got mad
🎵but her account still isn't unblocked
🎵Let this be a lesson, Sharon Stone
🎵That you need to sign up for Raya,
🎵Sign up for Raya
🎵Sign up for Raya
🎵That's the way you get some C-list dick!

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ONTD, tell your uncles to get on Bumble and hit up Sharon. Adequate neck length only!

Netflix reveals their most popular series, films, and docs released in 2019

Netflix released lists showcasing the most viewed TV series, films, and documentaries in the United States for 2019.

They did not release actual numbers or viewers. They listed a disclaimer saying:

"Titles released this month incorporated viewing predictions. Lists based on titles released on Netflix in 2019. Lists are based on accounts that choose to watch two minutes or more of a title during its first 28 days on Netflix in 2019."

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ONTD Reading Challenge January: Read a Book That's Being Adapted into a Movie or TV Show in 2020

Welcome to the first reading challenge of 2020! As usual, in January we are reading a book that is being adapted into a movie or tv show in 2020. This year we have a great selection, with so many genres to choose from: fantasy, sci-fi, romance (contemporary and historical!), YA, horror, classic lit, non-fiction, mystery, literary fiction... there's something for everyone!

Here we have selected some of the books that are being adapted, this list is by no means comprehensive, so you can always google or check out the sources if you want more options. Be careful not to pick something that is in "development hell" or something that has just been announced and likely will be coming out later than 2020.

If you have any questions about eligibility, ask away in the comments! And don't forget to join our Goodreads community, where you can discuss your picks and keep track of your challenge progress.

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what will be your pick, ONTD? and which adaptation are you most excited to see?
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Linda Perry and Sara Gilbert Separate After 5 Years of Marriage

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Actress Sara Gilbert has filed for separation from rock musician Linda Perry, citing irreconcilable differences. The pair had been together since 2011 and married in 2014. They have a four-year-old son together.

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Eduardo Verástegui has been 15 years without sex

Translated from Spanish

Noted homophobe and washed up Mexican actor, Eduardo Verástegui, said during an interview for gossip show Ventaneando, that it’s been 15 years since he had sexual relationships.

During the interview he claimed that sexual abstinence has made him feel overall better and that it has required discipline, he also stated that sex is actually not a physical necessity.

How long have you been going dry, ONTD?

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Best of 2019 Poll!!!!

Voting is now live! Results will be posted Wednesday afternoon, January 1st.

A note about the nominations: I aimed for 5 for each category. If there was a 2-way tie for the 5th slot, I included 6 options. Some categories didn't have many nominations, and in these, I did not include nominations without any +1's.

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Previous post: Nominations

Feel free to campaign for your faves, make this a FFA, or w/e

GODDAMN IT I fucked some links up:
...You dare stand there, quietly ovulating, while my late night multivitamin ritual gets thrown into a lawless upside-down hullabaloo?...
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mandapandao_o's man can't use Google without her help
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Barack Obama picks his favorite films and television of 2019; stars respond

Former US President Barack Obama picked his favorite movies and TV shows of 2019. Some of the people involved with them (or the associated twitter accounts) responded:

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Kpop post: The best 25 songs of 2019

(According to the OP)
Only title tracks, one track per group (counting subunits and solo releases)

25. Blackpink- Kill this Love
Way better than Ddu-Du-ddu-du, the part that makes the song for me is the last part, and although it is not a great song, its a bop.

24. Ladies' Code- Feedback
I love LC, they always deliver top notch music, after a hiatus it was nice to see them back, even though they are still pretty underrated. Feedback was a feel good bop, all of them looked great, and they were serving vocals and choreography. (Ashley's "feedback feedback feedback" with that booty drop! iconic)
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Im sorry if i left your faves out of the list!
Also sorry for my crappy childish writing
What were your favorite Kpop songs of 2019?

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Books of the the last decade that made an impact

Despite claims that ONTD doesn't read, I have (with help from some lovely ontders!) compiled a selection of the best or most impactful books of the last decade. Some of these books touched our cold judgemental hearts, told gripping true stories, scarred us emotionally, influenced society, or spawned popular tv shows and movies.

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What were your favorite books of the last decade ontd?

Tom Holland's 'Uncharted' Losing Director Travis Knight

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Tom Holland's Uncharted film is losing yet another director. Travis Knight (Bumblebee) is said to be leaving the film.

Previously Shawn Levy and Dan Trachtenberg were attached to direct the project.

Insiders are claiming scheduling issues for Knight's departure. Tom is set to star in the next Spider-Man film due out July 16, 2021. The production schedule of Spider-Man may push Uncharted from its December 2020 release date.

Holland and Mark Wahlberg remain attached to the film. Tom is set to play Nathan Drake, the lead character from the Uncharted video games. Wahlberg will play Sully, Drake's mentor.


Aaron Taylor-Johnson goes full frontal in “A Million Little Pieces”

British actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, 29, did a full frontal scene and showed us his Johnson in his latest film “A Million Little Pieces.” The film was directed by his wife, Sam Taylor-Johnson, 52, and currently holds a 27% rotten rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Click here to see that D.

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Kelly Marie Tran’s Limited Rise of Skywalker Role Was Due to Carrie Fisher CGI ‘Difficulty’

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screenwriter Chris Terrio:

“One of the reasons that Rose has a few less scenes than we would like her to have has to do with the difficulty of using Carrie Fisher’s footage in the way we wanted to. We wanted Rose to be the anchor at the rebel base who was with Leia. We thought we couldn’t leave Leia at the base without any of the principals who we love, so Leia and Rose were working together.”

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Taylor Swift's "Cats" headed for $100 million box office loss

The movie starring Taylor Swift, JHud and Dame Judi Dench among others has so far only grossed $38M on a $90-100M budget and another $115 on marketing the movie.
It is not expected to hit $100M worldwide

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8tracks is closing down!

The music streaming platform 8tracks will be closing down by December 31th of this year (tomorrow!!).

After many ups and downs the service will cease to exist, but worry not! You can still save your fandom playlists from 2013!

Just transfer them to spotify! Connect your old 8tracks account and with a click of a button the song list and cover will have uploaded to your spotify account.

ONTD, what was your fav 8tracks playlist?

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Michelle Williams is pregnant and engaged to Hamilton director

Michelle Williams is engaged and expecting a child with the Tony Award-winning director of Hamilton and Lin Manuel Miranda's BFF, Thomas Kail. The two met while working together for Fosse/Verdon.

The cat was out of the bag when Michelle was spotted buying baby clothes at Seraphine’s maternity boutique in Kensington. Kail has also been spotted with Michelle in London, where she's shooting Venom 2.

Michelle separated from her husband musician Phil Elverum at the beginning of 2019 after less than a year of marriage. Kail is also still married.

Since Fosse/Verdon began filming late 2018, I guess we now know why she's getting a divorce?

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Billboard Hot 100: Mariah Carey becomes first artist in history to chart in four separate decades

Plus this week also sets a record by having five holiday hits charting in the Top 10.

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:
1. 🎄Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You ↔️ from #1🎄
2. 🎄Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree ↔️ from #2🎄
3. 🎄Bobby Helms' "Jingle Bell Rock ⬆️ from #9🎄
4. 🎄Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas ⬆️ from #6🎄
5. Post Malone - Circles ⬇️ from #3
6. Arizona Zervas - Roxanne ⬇️ from #4
7. 🎄Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year from #15 🎄
8. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved ↔️ from #8
9. Maroon 5 - Memories ⬇️ from #7
10. Lizzo - Good as Hell ↔️ from #10

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Padma Lakshmi Calls Out Magazine for Mistaking Her for Priyanka Chopra

Earlier today, The New Yorker posted a photo of Padma Lakshmi during their celebrity cartoon takeover. The magazine tagged her as actress Priyanka Chopra.

After being called out, The New Yorker deleted the post but not before others, including Padma, took a screenshot.

Padma responded on her Instagram.

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"Thank you to the illustrious '@nydailynews' for the shoutout 😉. I know to some we all look alike, but 🤷🏾‍♀️... #desilife #justindianthings."

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Paula Abdul amongst New Year's Rockin' Eve performers + brings Derek Hough on stage

Paula Abdul will take the stage on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve tomorrow to deliver not one, not two but three show-stopping performances.

Many more will also grace the show's various stages including Dua Lipa, Green Day, Ava Max, Salt-N-Pepa.

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Sebastian Stan posts more photos from his Men's Health photoshoot

In the spirit of the season, Sebastian Stan decided to grace us with a few more shots from his Men's Health clothes-limited photoshoot.

Seb captioned the pics with this message: "Thank you @menshealthmag for featuring me on your Jan/Feb 2020 cover. Guess I’ll have to try and keep this up in the new year!? 😳 This was one of my all time favorite shoots...Huge thanks to @richdorment @tedstaffordstyle for the collaboration and of course @carterbedloesmith who I got the chance to work with over 10 years ago on the paul newman GQ shoot. That’s two for two my friend. Let’s try to not wait another 10 years for the next one. Author: @lonlozzin ☕️☕️☕️ Grooming: @kumicraig and last but not least @donsaladino 9393910284 push-ups. We just keep goin pal..."

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