October 1st, 2019

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way - "The Mute Pyro Finally Said a Portuguese Sentence, Y'all" Recap

- Digging Vag Contraband out of Trash Cans Laura talks to her pissbaby kid about his argument with his Instagram Model Father in Law because Laura's finances will be devoted to the child
- the Pissbaby apologizes for his pisspoor behavior (gotta re-establish that gewd TV edit)
- Mother Pole and Karine talk about their shit relative, it was sweet moment with an in-law as we don't get many on The Learning Channel
- Mother Pole basically tells him to get off his ass to support his wife and son
- Sumit (*throws chocolate* "LIAR") gets confronted about his lies, he's a lying liar who lies. But Jenny also decided to move to India for a man who catfishes her so...
- Jenny decides to return to 'Murica, it might be the end for them y'all
- Cold Shoulder Top Afcianando Tiffany irritates the fuck out of OP. She married Ronald (who she keeps reminding us he's a gambling addict) and is now like, oh! should I still have so many questions about South Africa and whether Daniel will like it! Hey asshole: you have a kid, this living situation should've been established already
- that gawwddamn ratchet Zorro hat
- Aladin is perplexed by his son-in-law, aren't we all perplexed by the Airport Blanket Thief
- Laura is now getting more jiggy jiggy
- Fucking Annoying Ass Tiffany is now rethinking her international move, whatever makes Daniel happy


This episode has been brought to you by how is it these people can Google international dick but apparently WiFi fails for them to research international customs and culture.
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BTS J-Hope wore faux dreads in the video for his Chicken Noodle Soup remake

- The Korean star dropped the video for his collab with Becky G. on friday. During the night dance sequence J-Hope wears 'gel twists' in his hair. The look seems to be inspired by the artwork for the single, which features a cartoon mouse wearing dreadlocks and a Rastafarian beanie.

- Speaking to fans on Vlive, J-Hope said he requested the night scene and chose the styling himself.

- Fans who voiced their concern over cultural appropriation were harassed and silenced by a majority of the fanbase, who did not think it was a big deal and feared the backlash might reach the media.

- This was not the first time J-Hope was accused of cultural appropriation. In 2017 fans reached out to BTS' agency Big Hit Entertainment after he posted a photo from a video shoot wearing braids. Big Hit pulled the look from the Mic Drop music video.

- J-Hope has since tweeted to thank the dancers who worked with him but has not apologized.

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Star Wars Resistance confirms Orka and Flix as openly gay couple

Orka and Flix, two aliens who supply characters with starship parts on Star Wars Resistance, have long suspected to be a couple.

In an interview with the podcast Coffee with Kenobi, executive producers Athena Portillo, Justin Ridge, and Brandon Auman confirmed that Orka and Flix are a romantic couple.

“I think it’s safe to say they’re an item,” Ridge said. “They’re absolutely a gay couple and we’re proud of that.”

“I have had a sentence prepared for a year and a half,” Moynihan said. “If someone would finally ask me, I would say, ‘All I can say is that when Flix says I love you, Orka says I know.’ … They’re the cutest.”


New Books Hitting Shelves This Week


n 2010, the words “earthquake swarm” entered the lexicon in Oklahoma. That same year, a trove of Michael Jackson memorabilia—including his iconic crystal-encrusted white glove—was sold at auction for over $1 million to a guy who was, officially, just the lowly forestry minister of the tiny nation of Equatorial Guinea. And in 2014, Ukrainian revolutionaries raided the palace of their ousted president and found a zoo of peacocks, gilded toilets, and a floating restaurant modeled after a Spanish galleon. Unlikely as it might seem, there is a thread connecting these events, and Rachel Maddow follows it to its crooked source: the unimaginably lucrative and equally corrupting oil and gas industry.

With her trademark black humor, Maddow takes us on a switchback journey around the globe, revealing the greed and incompetence of Big Oil and Gas along the way, and drawing a surprising conclusion about why the Russian government hacked the 2016 U.S. election. She deftly shows how Russia’s rich reserves of crude have, paradoxically, stunted its growth, forcing Putin to maintain his power by spreading Russia’s rot into its rivals, its neighbors, the West’s most important alliances, and the United States. Chevron, BP, and a host of other industry players get their star turn, most notably ExxonMobil and the deceptively well-behaved Rex Tillerson. The oil and gas industry has weakened democracies in developed and developing countries, fouled oceans and rivers, and propped up authoritarian thieves and killers. But being outraged at it is, according to Maddow, “like being indignant when a lion takes down and eats a gazelle. You can’t really blame the lion. It’s in her nature.”

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Vincent D'Onofrio takes Twitter break because of fellow Bernie Sanders supporters

Today, Daredevil and Men in Black actor Vincent D'Onofrio (a longtime Bernie Sanders supporter) announced he was going on a Twitter break because of attacks from fellow Bernie fans. He posted a 40 tweet long tweet thread denouncing their behavior, as they attacked him and his family for pointing out issues with the campaign Sanders was running. A lot of the Tweets have been deleted, but they can still be seen through Threadreader:

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Source: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

ONTD, do you enjoy harassing liberals neocons and people who criticise Bernie online?

English rugby player calls out English press for breaking onsen etiquette

Rugby World Cup is being held in Japan right now, causing many incidents between foreign visitors and players and Japanese people.

The most recent one was brought to light by English player, Joe Marler, he says that while in Kobe, the national team and members of the English press shared a bath in an onsen (traditional hot springs where bathers are mostly naked and handed a small towel in case of needing one), the latter “offended Japanese culture” by wearing trunks.

He scolded the journalists for failing to strip down and following the protocol held by all the onsen goers. “It says specifically no shorts — I wore a vest to cover my tatts and socks, but nothing here.” He continued, “Because I didn’t want to offend them. And yet you’re swanning about the place in swim shorts — it’s ridiculous!”

The comments resonated in social media, with Japanese users sharing sour experiences of gaijin (foreigners) failing to follow social norms in onsen or otherwise, complaining about how gaijin “can’t read the air” (being aware of the situation/context) and “gaijin smashing” through without a care for others.

Are you afraid of nudity? Do you not care about local customs when visiting a foreign country?

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Ally Brooke honored Selena on “Dancing with the Stars” and tied for highest score of the night

Last night, Ally Brooke delivered a beautiful tribute to her idol, Selena Quintanilla, on “Dancing With the Stars” while dancing the rumba to “Dreaming of You.”

The theme was Movie Night and the “Lips Don’t Lie” singer and her pro partner, Sasha Farber, took inspiration from the 1997 film starring Jennifer Lopez, Selena. Brooke shared with viewers how she’s looked up to the late Tejano singer her entire life.

Selena tragically passed away in 1995, when Brooke was just 2-years-old.

Ally Brooke went on to get the highest score of the night with 24 out of 30, tying later in the night with Kate Flannery and her pro partner Pasha Pashko.

Could Ally Brooke be a frontrunner and win this entire thing? It’s too soon to say, but it’s clear she made her presence known and someone to look out for.

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Drake attempts to get back into the good graces of Brazilians


After being slammed by the Brazilian media and public for acting like an asshole in Rio de Janeiro, Drake has posted an Instagram pic calculated to try and get back into the good graces of Brazilians.

Drake attempts a down-to-earth look by wearing a football jersey, holding (but not drinking) a caipirinha and claiming he went to a bar in Brazil and "nearly started a war" because of wearing the jersey.

Drake claimed in the caption that the jersey was simply “a gift” (as if it was from a fan or something), but it was really a “gift” from a sponsor, who paid him to wear it. Corinthians, the football club, is sponsored by Nike, with whom Drake also has a deal. This explains why he’s wearing a jersey of a team from the state of São Paulo while in Rio. (No Rio clubs are sponsored by Nike).

Some Brazilians are skeptical about his bar story. He was not seen or pictured by anyone at any bar (unlike the many other celebrities who really DID go to bars in Brazil, such as Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Steven Tyler, Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, etc). It is known that after Rock in Rio he was invited to a house party thrown by Anitta. The picture may well have been taken there (hence the plastic cup). He was not seen anywhere else and it was reported that he left Brazil afterwards, not even going back to the hotel - his plane was being prepared for take off on the same night of the Rock in Rio performance.

Drake has lied before about his trip to Brazil, when he claimed he didn't allow his set to be aired live on TV because of the rain. He was exposed by the director of the TV channel. Even his message on instagram after his set, that it was "the most fun he had had in a long time", was taken by several Rock in Rio employees as, at best, sarcasm, given that he had caused so much trouble backstage, fighting even his own crew, complaining all day and threatening to cancel the show.

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do you believe the gringo ONTD? or is he gaslighting his way out of the controversy?
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Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Marry (Again) in South Carolina Ceremony

-Bieber and Baldwin said their “I Do’s” in front of 154 guests

-At Somerset Chapel

-Baldwin, 22, said “I do” in an off-the-shoulder gown with an embellished bodice, full-length photos of which have not yet been released. She also wore a beaded headband with a tulle veil, with her hair pulled back into a sleek bun.

-Alec Baldwin did not attend.

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Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Conclusion "Bravo Is Still Messy About Assault" Recap

- los esposos y Juan join us and the ladies reveals how they keep it hot in the bedroom and other places
- Her Brokeness really think Juan will re-marry ha because she's making some money now
- Ray and Kurn are an institution
- we finally, sort of, address Michael groping a cameraman
- YellowLightGreenLight hit the nail on the head when she said: "There's nothing worse than a man being cocky about getting away with his guilt."
- SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse gets an apology from sorry ass Andy about a mix up the second clip of production when Michael exclaims "I didn't touch your butt" and makes all kind of excuses like people in sports do it, I'm from Australia
- this piece of shit with his peeling face also chastises the women for validly wanting to know what happened
- it is revealed by Ascot Brown Dingalong Chris that Michael previously groped that same cameraman
- Queen Kurn tells us that why there is a looming issue about this situation and charges and commends the cameraman for speaking up and props to Ray for saying that Robyn shouldn't have been admonished for being drunk at a party when Michael tries to say she was lying about the having fellatio comment
- The Nosy House Trollop defends her prenup and defends that man. First she said that people use these allegations as extortion and then chastised The Bratz Doll for saying that he could've been paid off
- Get 'im Uncle Ben: I didn't reach out to you because I believe you did it.
- Monique and Candiace hug it out, but according to MLMonique, The Bratz Doll was back on the BS


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Joker director Todd Phillips: Woke Culture Ruined Comedy

Joker director Todd Phillips thinks woke culture has ruined comedy.

"Go try to be funny nowadays with this woke culture. There were articles written about why comedies don’t work anymore — I’ll tell you why, because all the fucking funny guys are like, ‘Fuck this shit, because I don’t want to offend you.'"

Phillips doesn't go into any detail about why he thinks this way or which funny guys don't want to offend anyone anymore, but states he doesn't want to go at it with 30 million people on Twitter, so "I'm out."

Joker is released Friday.


have you ruined comedy ontd??
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ONTD Original: Monthly Movie Challenge - October

Another 10-task challenge. You obviously don’t need to do all 10 tasks, choose as many as you want, but I figured it gives you some variety and allows you to pick and choose movies that fit your taste but also maybe lead you to watch something you wouldn’t normally seek out. For each task, you can pick whatever movie fits within the guidelines, I've added links to help you out. I tried to add tasks that would allow you to get movies on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and/or Hulu – but there’s also Kanopy and Hoopla (both of which you can get free access through your library or university). Have a different movie for each task – that is, don’t have the same movie for task 2 and task 6.

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ONTD, what do you plan on watching this month? What did you watch during the month of September?

SOURCES: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Previous challenges: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September.

The View: GMA3 Hosts, Allison Tolman, Impeachapalooza, Hot Topics

GMA3 Michael Strahan, Sara Haines, & Keke Palmer



Summary of conversation [Spoiler (click to open)]
Whoopi welcomes back Sara [was she on The View?] Michael says he’s lucky, surrounded by beautiful women. Abby says she doesn’t sleep, re/twins. Sara talks about her children. Shows photo. Michael talks about his twins, he says you don’t sleep for the first 3 years, but then they have their own playmate, best friend. They’re 14 yrs old now, shows photo, but even when they fight, the day ends they have each other’s back. Says when someone tells him they had a ~baby, he’s like, pick it up (re/twins 2x harder). Keke talks about joining GMA3, being a multi-faceted artist. Abby says their Instas are fun to follow, just kicked off season with a Three’s Company homage, plays clip. Michael says it was Keke’s idea, said it was one of the most fun things he’s ever done.

Whoopi brings up football with Michael, says he does GMA, then GMA3, plus Thursday Night Football, Sunday Football. Says he likes all the jobs. Says flying back and forth for 20 weeks is his peaceful time. They joke about working for ABC and do they make money? Abby plays a game. Who takes the longest to get ready (Keke2, Michael1). Who’s the worst at reading the teleprompter (mixed results, Whoopi gets up and walks away, idgi). Who’s the healthiest (Michael3). Who’s the most likely to go out on a weeknight (Keke3). Then they dance [silly]

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Ontd are you savvy with social cues?

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex sue the Daily Fail

In a post on their official website, Harry writes the following:

-"Unfortunately, my wife has become one of the latest victims of a British tabloid press that wages campaigns against individuals with no thought to the consequences – a ruthless campaign that has escalated over the past year, throughout her pregnancy and while raising our newborn son."

-"For these select media this is a game, and one that we have been unwilling to play from the start. I have been a silent witness to her private suffering for too long. To stand back and do nothing would be contrary to everything we believe in."

-"Though this action may not be the safe one, it is the right one. Because my deepest fear is history repeating itself. I’ve seen what happens when someone I love is commoditised to the point that they are no longer treated or seen as a real person. I lost my mother and now I watch my wife falling victim to the same powerful forces."

-They are suing over a letter the Daily Fail published from Meghan to her piece of crap father

-They’re paying for the lawsuits themselves, and if they win all proceeds will go to an anti-bullying charity.

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ONTD Original: 13 Classic Films to Watch for Spooky Season

Häxan (Witchcraft Through the Ages) (1922), dir. Benjamin Christensen

A hybrid of documentary and fiction, this silent film explores the history of witchcraft, demonology and satanism. It shows representations of evil in a variety of ancient and medieval artworks, offers vignettes illustrating a number of superstitious practices and presents a narrative about the persecution of a woman accused of witchcraft. The film ends by suggesting that the modern science of psychology offers important insight into the beliefs and practices of the past.

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ONTD, what are your favorite classic movies for spooky season?

Is it ok for someone to hold a parking spot without a car?" "GMA 3: Strahan,Sara,& KeKe"

- A video was shown of a man in Australia who was refusing to leave the parking spot he was standing in as people honked.

- The co-host asked the audience and got answers ranging from move ,to if it's that person it's ok but if they need the spot it's not ok.

- Keke thought 10-15 minutes was fine as it's hard to find a spot in LA. Sara was more concerned about the time limit and shared her disdain for people at school events who take up 8 front row seats while a party of five has arrived.


Ontd: Should you have a car to save a parking spot, or will any object do?

Forensic Files to Air Brand New Episodes in 2020

True crime fans rejoice! Forensic Files will air 16 new, half-hour episodes starting in February 2020 on HLN.

For nearly a decade, HLN has shown repeats of “Forensic Files,” a catch-the-bad-guy documentary series. The series is so popular that the network airs 65 to 70 hours of the reruns each week.

"Forensic Files” originally debuted as a series called “Medical Detectives” in 1996 on the cable network TLC, now part of Discovery Inc. It would eventually move to CourtTV and take on the “Forensic Files” moniker. The show proved so durable that even NBC aired a few episodes of it for summer viewers. It stopped airing new episodes in 2011.

The narrator of the series unfortunately passed away in 2016, so there will be a new narrator.

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'The King' NYC Premiere


Tonight was the NYC premiere of David Michôd's The King, starring Timothée Chalamet, Lily-Rose Depp, and Joel Edgerton. Stars Robert Pattinson and Thomasin McKenzie were not in attendance. The film had a world premiere in Venice last month, and has upcoming premieres in London, Busan and Sydney. It screens in limited release starting October 11th, and will premiere on Netflix November 1st.

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Are Succession turtlenecks your fall fashion inspo?

Hannah Brown Taste Tests Protein Cookies | Women’s Health

Bachelorette Hannah Brown is a self-proclaimed “cookie monster” —but what about “protein” cookies? Women’s Health put the newly minted “Dancing With The Stars” contestant to the ultimate taste test.

[Spoiler Alert]She isn’t a fan of any of these protein cookies and reluctantly picks a winner: White chocolaty macadamia.

ONTD, what is / are your favorite cookie(s)?

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Tom Cruise meets with Ukraine President Zelenskiy

* Zelensky hosted Cruise in his office in Kiev on Monday evening;
* Cruise told Zelensky he was interested in scouting film locations in Ukraine;
* Ukraine President also mentioned his own experiences in the industry and expressed hope that Ukraine would become an attractive destination for filmmakers;

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COACH X Michael B Jordan feat. Naruto

Introducing our limited-edition collection designed by Michael B. Jordan, inspired by the world of Naruto—and made for everyone.

In our launch film, directed by Black Panther alum Rachel Morrison, Jordan loses himself in a mysterious alleyway where the everyday and the extraordinary collide. Discover the collection: https://on.coach.com/MBJandCoach

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favorite fashion x anime collab?

Justin Timberlake Attacked Outside of Louis Vuitton Show with Jessica Biel

So called "celebrity prankster" Vitalii Sediuk attacked Justin Timberlake outside the Louis Vuitton fashion show in Paris on Tuesday.

Justin and Jessica were walking into the fashion show when Sediuk tried to tackle Timberlake. Sediuk ended up grabbing his ankle and refused to let go. The show's security team intervened and escorted him away.


Devon Sawa vs. The City of Winnipeg

Actor and former teen heartthrob Devon Sawa is in Winnipeg shooting a movie and has posted a series of videos to his instagram about his struggles to adapt to the Winnipeg lifestyle (mainly the weather and the confusing city-planning):


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Do you hate Winnipeg, ONTD? Because I do. Just kidding but not really.
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Aaron Paul Struggled to Land Movies After ‘Breaking Bad,’

Six years after the last episode of “Breaking Bad” aired, and after struggling to make the transition from TV icon to movie star, Aaron Paul will return to his star-making role this fall in Netflix’s “Breaking Bad” movie, “El Camino.”

At the height of ‘Breaking Bad,’ he was being offered everything.
Lead part in the race-car drama “Need For Speed” and in Ridley Scott’s “Exodus: Gods and Kings,”
Both flopped with critics and audiences.

One commercial film that’s not the success they think it’s going to be, and the actor is damned.

He had a few missed opportunities, including one “monster, monster hit” that is too painful to name.

He’ll next be seen in another small screen hit, he joins the cast of HBO’s “Westworld” for its 3rd season.

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The Expanse season 4 art, will premiere at NYCC

New art for The Expanse season 4.

And for those lucky enough to go to NYCC, they'll get to see the premiere of S4, along with a q&a this Saturday (October 5th).

SOURCES: #1, #2

Just over two months to go, are you excited for the best sci-fi show of the decade to come back?


Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have reportedly called it quits

Sources tell TMZ that Kylie and Travis have split.

The source says that the couple were trying to work things out but decided to take a break. The last time the couple was seen together was in August.

Kylie attended Justin and Hailey Bieber's wedding over the weekend and Travis did not attend.

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Happy Birthday, Julie Andrews!


Queen Julie Andrews is 84 today!The stage and screen legend celebrated her birthday at home with family.

Although she is known for her regal and graceful bearing, she grew up very poor in the slums of London. She was the result of her mother's affair with a family friend.Sometimes, her drunk stepfather would try to get into bed with her.

In 1945, she got her start as a singer on a vaudeville radio show. Her her adorable voice here:

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Fav Julie Andrews role?

Eliza Doolitle in "My Fair Lady"
Cinderella in "Cinderella"
Mary Poppins in "Mary Poppins"
Guinevere in "Camelot"
Maria in "Sound of Music"
Millie in "Thoroughly Modern Millie"
Victoria in "Victor/Victoria"
Queen Clarisse Renaldi in "The Princess Diaries"
Other (leave in comments)

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World renowned Opera singer Jessye Norman dies at 74

-Jessye Norman,multi Grammy award winning soprano and philanthropist, died Monday. She was 74.

- Norman grew up in Georgia to a musical family and discovered Opera from the radio. She made her MET debut in 1983 as Cassandre in Berlioz's " Les Troyens". She would preform over 80 times on the storied stage.

-Norman received her bachelor's of music from Howard University and received the National Medal of Art in 2009.

- Norman died from septic shock and organ failure, Complications caused by a spinal injury sustained in 2015.


Celebrity reactions under the cut.

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BREAKING: Angela Lansbury Has Heard The Song "Murder She Wrote" for the First Time

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VERY IMPORTANT NEWS: Angela Lansbury, who starred as Jessica Fletcher in the TV series "Murder She Wrote," has now heard the dancehall classic "Murder She Wrote," by Chaka Demus and Pliers.

She thinks it is [Spoiler (click to open)]"Very funny...I’m thrilled to be a part of reggae, of course. Wow, that’s great!" .

The song was released in 1993 and is now a reggae classic.

Which version do you prefer?

Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher on the TV show
The dancehall song
I can't choose!

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Matt Damon Reveals Why He Turned Down a $250 Million Role in 'Avatar'

Matt Damon turned down one of the most lucrative acting roles of all time.

He was offered the lead role in Avatar, which would have come with an astonishing amount of money.
"When he offered it to me, he goes, 'Now, listen. I don't need anybody. I don't need a name for this, a named actor. If you don't take this, I'm gonna find an unknown actor and give it to him, because the movie doesn't really need you. But if you take the part, I'll give you 10 percent of…'"

Damon admits that he regrets the decision to pass on Avatar.
His reason isn't the mountain of money he missed out on.
"I realized in having to say no that I was probably passing on the chance to ever work with him."

The role eventually went to Sam Worthington.
The award-winning blockbuster has four sequels on the way.

Did Damon make the right decision?


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‘Death On The Nile’ Cast Complete


production for Kenneth Branagh’s Agatha Christie adaption is starting and casting is complete now:

(Armie and Gal are the Doyles, they don't list roles for the rest)

Kenneth Branagh,
Gal Gadot,
Armie Hammer,
Tom Bateman,
Annette Bening,
Russell Brand,
Ali Fazal,
Dawn French,
Rose Leslie,
Emma Mackey,
Sophie Okonedo,
Jennifer Saunders,
and Letitia Wright.

Gigi Hadid escorted a crasher off the Chanel Spring Summer 2020 fashion show in Paris

French comedian/prankster Marie Benoliel crashed the finale of Chanel Spring Summer 2020 fashion show in Paris. Gigi Hadid not having any of it confronted and escorted the woman off the show.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4