July 1st, 2019


HBO’s Euphoria featured an animated Larry Stylinson sex scene narrated by Zendaya

Today in why is this a post? Last night’s episode of HBO’s Euphoria featured a highly sexual animated fanfic scene between One Direction’s Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. The clip shows a character on the show typing out a story between the two on her laptop as Zendaya narrates the animated scene.

Apparently fans are asking for this scene to be removed from the show.

Click play if you dare but have bleach nearby for your eyes. You’ve been warned.

[I don’t want to watch, but I want to know what happens in the scene...]A nervous Louis Tomlinson is backstage on the opening night of the “Take Me Home Tour.” Harry Styles comes up from behind him and unzips his trousers, he then gets on his knees and gives him a blowjob.

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ONTD, do you write fanfiction?

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The Witcher showrunner, Lauren S Hissrich, posts official posters for the upcoming Netflix show!

This poster features Henry Cavill as Geralt... except we're only shown his back. lmao. SHOW US HIS FACE, COWARDS.

Then in this tweet, she showcases what seems to be the official logo for the show. The wolf representing Geralt, the swallow representing Ciri, and the star representing Yennefer. I love the logo, honestly. Very cool!

Where are your expectations for this show, ONTD? Are you afraid Netflix will axe it before the story is done? Will it be the "new" Game of Thrones?

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ETA: while I was driving to work Lauren posted more pics of the core three! So here they are posted below.



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Netflix Nears Deal for 'Sandman' Series

  • Netflix is reportedly making a deal with Warner Brothers to produce a series based on Neil Gaiman's popular Sandman comics.

  • Allan Heinberg (Wonder Woman) will write and serve as the showrunner of the series, while Neil Gaiman and David Goyer will produce.

  • Sandman ran for 75 issues and followed the adventures of Morpheus, lord of dreams and a member of The Endless, who all personify universal concepts like death and destruction.

  • There have been several attempts to adapt the series over the years. Several years ago, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was going to direct and star in a movie adaptation of the comics, but he ended up leaving the project over creative differences.

  • Gaiman already has his work on TV via the Starz adaptation of American Gods and the Amazon adaptation of Good Omens.

  • OP found a similar post from 2010 - we'll see if this attempt works out any better!


I haven't actually read these yet, but this is good incentive to start!

Elementary 7x07 "From Russia With Drugs" Promo

Episode 7 of 13. Holmes and Watson investigate the murder of a criminal who made his living by stealing from other criminals. Also, when Captain Gregson resumes leadership of the precinct, he suspects his interim replacement, Captain Dwyer, is responsible for one of his best detective's suspicious departure.

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ONTD Reading Challenge JULY: "Posted!"

We don’t like it when the same news gets posted twice on ONTD, but when it comes to books, the same story can be told in many different ways and still charm the reader. This month, let’s read a retelling!

Things that count for this month: retellings of classic books (e.g. Pride and Prejudice; Othello), fairy/folk tales (e.g. Cinderella), myths (e.g. Persephone and Hades). It also counts when it's a new story told from the perspective of a side character in a classic story (e.g. Lavinia). A simple novelization of a comic book or movie does NOT count.

Here are our SUGGESTIONS for this month (thanks to cuteej4 for all the help!! and of course hjalmartazar!). As always, you can pick something else if these don't tickle your fancy.

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favourite retelling? what will you pick for this month?
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Academy Reaches Gender Parity With 2019 New Members

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has invited 842 invitations for new members. Here's some stats on the new invitees:

  • Half of the new invitees are women

  • 10 out of 17 Academy arms invited more women than men

  • 29% of new invitees are POC (and if they accept, will double POC membership in Academy in four years)

New members include Lady Gaga, Tom Holland, Gemma Chan, Sterling K. Brown, Winston Duke, Claire Foy, Archie Panjabi, and Andrea Riseborough.


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Iggy Azalea Pauses Pride Performance to Read Statistics about Violence Against Trans Women of Color

During her set at Pride in the Park Chicago, Iggy Azalea used her platform to help educate her audience about violence against trans women. Inspired by a transgender fan from Chicago named Michelle, Iggy took the oppourtunity to read some unsettling statistics that highlight the reality of what it's like to be a black trans woman of colour in America.

"While I have the microphone, for Michelle, since nobody is listening to her voice and she doesn't have the platform that I have, I want to read everybody who's going to watch this online some statistics quickly about trans people that a lot of people need to hear."

The statistics that she read are:

  • 50% of trans people have been raped or sexually assaulted

  • 41% of trans people have attempted suicide

  • 80% of trans students feel unsafe at school

  • Black trans women have a life expectancy of 35

  • 11 trans women of colour have been murdered in the US in 2019 (so far)

The video ends with Michelle making it to the front of the crowd, hopping on stage and hugging Iggy!

GLAAD, who are still promoting Taylor Swift's new single with unverified claims, have yet to acknowledge or promote Iggy's words.


Honestly, besides the Buckwild from Flavor of Love faux blaccent, this was really cool of her!


Danielle Fishel welcomes son Adler Lawrence


Danielle has announced that she and husband Jensen Karp welcomed son Adler Lawrence on June 24th, a few weeks early. Via PEOPLE, Lawrence is for Jensen's father, who died over a decade ago. Unfortunately, because of his early delivery and some health problems - there's fluid in his lungs - the baby isn't home yet.


Str8 Pride Month Update: Gaga/Irina Pregnant by Bradley!? Shawn & Camila Dating?

Now that Pride month is over, it's time for the str8 to have their day. In heterosexual news, Gaga and Irinia are both pregnant by Cooper, oh my! Plus Karla and Shawn are in a relationship! Que?

According to the source, Cooper is expecting a second baby from ex Irina Shayk. To make matters worse, the source also alleges that Gaga is pregnant with his baby as well. Bradley has always wanted to have more children but is now in a dilemma because of the successive pregnancies.

“After Bradley’s daughter Lea, was born, he said he wanted plenty more babies,” the source said. “Perhaps just not in quick succession from two different women though. This could get messy.”

The source also claims Gaga and Bradley have been in a relationship for a while now, this might be the best time to come out.

GossipCop claims the rumor is complete fiction. uhuh.

In other news, Karla Kabello split with her months-long boyfriend, Matthew Hussey. RumorHasiT.mp4 now she is pursuing a relationship with Shawn Mendes.

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Animated Gremlins prequel ordered to series at Warner's streaming service

Set in 1920s Shanghai, the show will follow a preteen Sam Wing (future shop owner) as he meets Gizmo and goes through a dangerous journey in the countryside, battling spirits and monsters from Chinese folklore. While trying to return Gizmo, an army of evil Gremlins is sent after them by a power hungry industrialist.


Real Housewives of Potomac 4.8 "Are Headpieces a Foreshadowing of RH Chaos?" Discussion Post

- The Bratz Doll's mama decides to hit her own damn daughter with a purse. Girl get outta that house.
- Y'all let's by this white man's cookbook so he can move out of his MIL's home and hopefully hire writer to improve his vows for his next wedding
- Apparently, there is buzz for the Nosy Sugar Baby's single. Honey, even the Midwestern apiarist ain't hearing this
- Blu Cantrell 1 is still jealous of Defenders of Bentleys Against Trees Monique
- Kurn and Ray have a cute date night dancing
- rich pregnant lady has an extra baby photoshoot but the pictures are stunning
- YellowLightGreenLight is jumping on Her Brokeness's train and trying to get a fixer upper
- oh yeah, Oz closed down. Michael's face wasn't peeling this episode and he threw a bit of shade
- who the fuck is the Fig & Olive and why is they always traveling across country on my Real Housewives?
- we sort of clarify "Amistad give us free!"
- that food lookeded gewd

This episode is brought to you by yeah my husband might be bi and I might drink Coronas, but ain't I in ya momma's house right now?!
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Riverdale Roundup: RAS' New Play, Trailer for Camila's New Thriller, Vanessa/Finish Line + More

Madchen and KJ attended the premiere of RAS new play Good Boys

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Day One Filming for S4 is right around the corner

Louis Tomlinson breaks silence over Larry scene on HBO's Euphoria

  • Follow up to this post.

  • Louis commented on the Larry scene on this week's episode of HBO's Euphoria.

  • He said that he wasn't contacted about it.

  • Based on replies under Louis' tweet, larries ship them because they ship real love and it's definitely not about the fetishization of two white guys having sex like we all think it is.

  • Harry, as always, is ignoring the subject.

  • For some reason, people are "cancelling" Zendaya over this as if she was the one to write and animate the scene herself.

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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver tackles E-Commerce

"It’s easy to buy things online, and even easier not to think about how they get to you. John Oliver discusses what happens when you click buy now." John Oliver takes on E-Commerce and Jeff Bezos, and shines a light on the working conditon in their warehouses.

What's your excuse for still using Amazon Prime, ONTD?

Trailer For Mindy Kaling’s 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' Miniseries

Maya, the young communications director for a New York senatorial campaign, receives a wedding invitation from her college schoolmate now living in London. She leaves her professional and personal life behind, in favor of traveling to England and reconnecting with old friends and ends up in the midst of their personal crises. Relationships are forged and broken, political scandals exposed, London social life lampooned, love affairs ignited and doused, and of course there are four weddings… and a funeral. *ba dum tss*

The series stars Nathalie Emmanuel, Guz Khan, Zoe Boyle, Sophia La Porta, Harish Patel, Nikesh Patel, John Reynolds, Rebecca Rittenhouse and Brandon Mychal Smith. Four Weddings and a Funeral premieres the first four episodes Wednesday, July 31 and new episodes weekly only on Hulu.

'Four Weddings and a Funeral' pilot script is written by Mindy Kaling and Matt Warburton.

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Banks talks upcoming album 'III,' plans to release a poetry book

Almost three years after the release of her sophomore album The Altar, Banks is gearing up for a return to music with III, arriving July 12. Preceded by singles "Gimme" and the Francis and the Lights-assisted "Look What You're Doing to Me," Banks' third album promises to be her most emotive yet. In a new interview with The Line of Best Fit, the 31 year old discusses her recording process, III's scrapped original title, and plans to release a book of her poetry.

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Daddy Peter Hermann reads thirst tweets

All of the tweets were from me lbr (jk mine were more explicit, who wrote these? a baby???).

-They say he makes German a sexy language
-They say they'll fight Mariska
-People are thanking the show for making Peter be half-naked
-They want to lick Peter's abs
-They want to lick Peter's face...Respectfully



Stranger Things S3 World Premiere + EW Portraits


The cast of Stranger Things attended the official premiere at Santa Monica for their latest season which drops on the 4th of July.

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Entertainment Weekly also did some portraits of the cast. Click right.


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Mayor of Kyoto asks Kim K to reconsider "Kimono" trademark

- Daisaku Kadokawa, Kyoto's mayor, has published an open letter to Kim Kardashian West urging her to reconsider using the name "Kimono" in her trademark for her underwear brand.

- He also ended his letter by inviting Kim to visit Kyoto, asking her to “experience the essence of Kimono Culture".

- A municipal government spokesperson said the message has also been sent to Kim by post and in an email. However, the city has yet to receive a reply from the American celebrity.

Sources: Facebook / Japan Times

ONTD Original: 20 Lines and Moments to Remember from Got 2B Real

The short lived parody series on Youtube had a run from 2011-2014, but gave new life to the house hold names of music and might've introduced some of them to us. The show, created mainly on improv by Andrea Lee and with the help of some friends, allegedly got nods from some of the divas themselves, including Patti, Chaka, and Jackeé Harry. And while we hold onto any hopes of a series like Got2BReal to be revived, here's 20 moments - amongst a lot more comedy gold - we won't be forgetting.

20. Mariah's thoughts on lifetime achievement awards.

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Do you have any favorite Got2BReal moments??

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Far from Home Director Is Jealous Spider-Verse Got to Miles Morales First

Spider-man: Far From Home may be the newest movie about the web-slinger, but even the director is jealous of the best one.

Jon Watts (Who also directed Homecoming)  wanted to be the first to bring Miles Morales to the big screen, but as we all know,  📣 Academy Award Winner for Best Animated Feature 2018 📣, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse beat him to it.

"But it's one of those situations that they did it so beautifully that you can't be mad. " Watts says, though there is still excitement for a possible live-action rendition of Miles.

Spider-Man: Far From Home opens tomorrow (techincally today), and you can 📣 stream Into the Spider-Verse 📣 on Netflix now.


live action mcu wishes.

ONTD's Favorite People Vying for Elvis role in Luhrmann's Biopic.

In a film about Presley and his manager, Tom Hanks is the manager, but who could be Elvis himself?

Vying for the role include Harry Styles (One Direction), Miles Teller (F4ntastic), Ansel Elgort (Singer), somone called Austin Butler who will be in (Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood) but he looks like Artemis Fowl.

Warner Brothers will be producing the film.


I kept typing 'Elvis' as 'Evil' so....if you see it, call it subliminal messaging. Who do you want to play him?
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kelela shares 'aquaphoria', her hour long 'wxaxrxp: warp records 30th anniversary' mix

  • kelela has shared an hour-long mix, entitled aquaphoria, which originally debuted on nts radio during warp records’ 30th anniversary online music festival, wxaxrxp.

  • the mix features kelela singing new vocals with accompanying productions by various artists including aphex twin, oneohtrix point never, jonny nash & suzanne kraft, visible cloaks, susumu yokota, and more.

  • stream aquaphoria and view the sample list below:

sample list with time stamps:
小久保隆, "01" [00:00 - 04:06]
susumu yokota, "hagoromo" [04:06 - 7:52]
marc cary, "rhodes ahead intro" [07:52 - 10:07]
autechre, "altibzz" [10:07 - 13:41]
jonny nash & suzanne kraft, "beluga’s song" [13:41 - 18:04]
aphex twin, "untitled" [18:04 - 21:12]
oneohtrix point never, "physical memory" [21:12 - 23:22]
kareem lotfy, "fr3sh" [23:22 - 26:55]
biosphere, "chukhung" [26:55 - 28:34]
leila, "underwaters" [28:34 - 31:28]
oca, "heaven cent" [31:28 - 34:49]
visible cloaks, "screen" [34:49 - 38:03]
jaco pastorius, "solo" (live with joni mitchell, 1977) [38:03 - 41:10]
iury lech, "barreras" [41:10 - 46:45]
cliffdiver, "digital dreams" [46:45 - 51:30]

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cleanse me with your beautiful sounds, kelela

ontd, how blessed are you feeling by this gift?

Chris Hemsworth reveals a new mural inside his Byron Bay mega mansion


Chris Hemsworth gave an inside peek to his controversial mega mansion in Byron Bay. The residence has taken three years to complete and reportedly cost $20 million dollars.

Chris hired Indigenous painter and surfer Otis Hope Carey to create a mural for his home. Otis is also a professional surfer and lives in Byron Bay. His work is influenced by the Op Art movement of the 1960s and the traditional style of Gambayvnggirr people.

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Vanessa Kirby On Matt Reeves’ Radar For Catwoman In ‘The Batman’

‘The Batman’ enters pre-production and Vanessa Kirby is one contender for the part of Catwoman.

Kirby is best known for her roles in Netflix’s ‘The Crown’ and ‘Mission: Impossible-Fallout’.


Los Angeles Angels pitcher Tyler Skaggs passes away, he was 27

Tyler Skaggs passed away on today in Southlake, Texas, the Angels announced in a statement. Skaggs was 27. The Angels’ scheduled game against the Rangers is postponed.

Per the Angels: “It is with great sorrow that we report Tyler Skaggs passed away earlier today in Texas. Tyler has, and always will be, an important part of the Angels Family. Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife, Carli, and his entire family during this devastating time. There are no other details at this time, please keep Tyler’s family in your thoughts and prayers.”

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Kim Kardashian Is Changing the Name Of 'Kimono' Shapewear Line Amid Backlash

After facing backlash from her shapewear line, Kim announces on Instagram that she is changing the name of the Kimono line.


Part of her statement: "When I announced the name of my shapewear line, I did so with the best intentions in mind. My brands and products are built with inclusivity and diversity at their core and after careful thought and consideration, I will be launching my Solutionwear brand under a new name. I will be in touch soon. Thank you for your understanding and support always.”

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Want Private Christening for Archie

They are set to forgo another royal tradition made popular over the past few decades.
The two plan to soon host a christening for their baby boy Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.
Archie's baptism will be a totally private affair.
This means no fan gatherings, and more importantly, no candid photos of the child outside. 
Meghan and Harry have yet to appear with Archie in a public place or show his full face to the world.


Dancer and Choreographer Emma Portner accuses Justin Bieber of paying her below minimum wage

Emma Portner, the wife of Ellen Page and a dancer/choreographer, blasted Justin Bieber on her instagram stories yesterday following his defense of his manager Scooter Braun. She said that when she was a dancer and choreographer for his Purpose World tour she was paid less than minimum wage, couldn't afford to eat, and had to sweep studio floors to be able to practice her craft. She also critcizes Bieber's involvement with Carl Lentz and Hillsong Church for being anti LGBT and asks him how it feels that a lesbian helped his tour for abysmal amounts of money when he attends a church that goes against her existence. She says that she hopes he educates himself beyond the bible and finds a world view beyond his straight white pastors and managers (Carl Lentz and Scooter Braun). She critcizes his continous association with problematic people (Carl Lentz/Hillsong, Scooter, Chris Brown) and says that men that exploit women like Justin Bieber and Chris Brown need to be held accountable.

Source: Twitter


ONTD Original: Celebrities who don’t like drinking water and/or think it tastes boring

Water is essential to our everyday life. Without it, we would perish. But some celebrities just don’t drink enough water, like it, or think it tastes boring.

Here are a few celebrities who do drink water but aren’t exactly big fans.

Gigi Hadid
“Stay hydrated, but I’m the worst at drinking water," she said. “My mom always makes me drink more water so I need to give that tip to myself.”

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ONTD, do you drink water?

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Jacob Tremblay, Awkwafina in Talks for Disney's Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

Tremblay would give life to Flounder, Ariel’s best friend, who is a fish.
Awkwafina would play Scuttle, the seagull friend of the red-headed princess.


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Shailene Woodley Being Eyed For Spider-Woman, May Debut In Spider-Man 3

Marvel has definite plans for Spider-Woman in the MCU.
Shailene Woodley is one of the stars on the studio’s wishlist to portray the heroine.
She was originally cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 before her scenes were cut.
Woodley is joined on Marvel’s wishlist for the part by Olivia Cooke.

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JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL - Official Trailer

In Jumanji: The Next Level, the gang is back but the game has changed. As they return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is as they expect. The players will have to brave parts unknown and unexplored, from the arid deserts to the snowy mountains, in order to escape the world’s most dangerous game.

Starring Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Karen Gillan and Nick Jonas alongside Awkwafina, Danny DeVito, and Danny Glover, the film opens December 13, 2019.


Dreams do come true as Sandman officially picked up at Netflix

-WB/DC/Netflix have reached a deal to finally bring Sandman to life!

-Has been picked up for 10 episodes and a potential special 11th episode.

-Sandman has been in developmental hell for ages now but everyones dreams finally came true.

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Lil Nas X destroys homophobes

After Lil Nas X came out as gay on twitter, homophobes took to his instagram comments. Comments asked Lil Nas X how long he was going to be gay for, said that they were shaking their head that someone they looked up to as a great person who made great music turned out to be gay, asked him to tell them he was only gay as a joke, said they couldn't look at him the same, asked him not to be gay, and asked how can he be gay. In reply Lil Nas X joked that he was only gay on the weekends, jokingly apologized for his actions and hoped the user would find a better a role model, joked that he was gay as a joke, said that people are acting like he killed somebody when he's just gay, joked that he will try not to be gay, and joked that it was an accident that he became gay.
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Report: Taylor Swift won't respond to Scooter Braun

According to The Blast, Scooter Braun has been trying to reach out to Taylor privately, but she won't respond. According to sources, he was shocked by her response to the sale of Big Machine Records.

TMZ is incorrectly reporting that surges in sales of her Big Machine controlled albums "doesn't help her" which is a straight up lie. Taylor owns publishing for every song she wrote, thus receiving a percentage of sales.

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Scooter Braun's group that bought Big Machine Records has ties to Carlyle Group

Scooter Braun's group, Ithaca Holdings, purchased Big Machine Records for over $300 million, meaning that they now own the masters for Taylor Swift's music recorded under Big Machine Records. Taylor publicly critcized the decision due to Scooter's involvement in Kanye West's "Famous" video that she described as revenge porn.

Scott Borchetta, the former owner of Big Machine Records, will remain the CEO/President of Big Machine and join the Ithaca board as a minority stakeholder.

Scooter Braun and Ithaca's purchase of Big Machine Records was made possible with the help of the Carlyle Group that will contribute in cash and bring Ithaca's valuation to over $800 million. Carlyle will remain a minority shareholder in Ithaca and continue to support the combined company’s growth strategy with Jay Sammons, head of Carlyle’s global consumer team, remaining on Ithaca’s board.

Carlyle group has been critcized for funding war and genocide in Yemen. The Carlyle group with its stake in WESCO and contract with BAE Systems produces the jets that Saudi Arabia uses to bomb Yemen. The Caryle Group also owns a 50% stake in Supreme.

Scooter Braun's Ithaca Holdings recent transactions include buying Big Machine Records, launching Mythos Studios in partnership with Marvel Founding Chairman David Maisel, the acquisition of Atlas Publishing and partnerships with Jason Owen’s Sandbox Entertainment as well as Morris Higham Management, and the launching of Raised in Space, an investment fund led by former BMG President Zach Katz. Ithaca also has longstanding partnerships with rapper, Drake, and his manager, Adel Nur aka "Future the Prince."

Source: Twitter, Variety, Esquire, DBK News