June 24th, 2019

Life After Lockup 2.16 "Breaking Bad Breakdowns at the Bodega's Lime Display" Discussion Post



OP is back from her study and work slumber to continue her Poolitzuh prize winning recaps of reality trash.

- We've got a family reunion to pick up prime reality TV fuckboi Michael. This mofo is the TV villain to end all TV villains. Megan asks Michael's mother why she didn't inform Megan that her son was married. Momma Michael keeps talking like she didn't hear it.
- Michael is out, he can breeve again
- M&M have a confrontation in a Flint parking lot
- Black Mormon Weave Lady Getting Fingerbanged in the $5 Car Wash spews some BS about Nyla and Stuck in a Cell, Belong in a City Lamar have a close relationship and she misses him. (Them kids don't like him.)
- She proceeds to cry and throw her cell phone into the bodega lime display. Don't feel bad for the heffa as she uprooted her children's lives for a motherfucker.
- Brittany has a lot on her plate while Misogylino is out here trying to be a poker playa
- Momma Clint is out here trying to avoid her daughter in law, Clint is trying to make excuses as to why he won't let Tracey visit
- Lizzie's Bubbies are trying on clothes for a date
- Scott who looks like a Bob's Burgers illustration fails miserably on his date and so does Lizzie and her Magnanimous Mammaries
- Michael justs want to eat his sandwich but reveals that he'd like to divorce Sarah's blaccent
- "I worked hord to get that cor"

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This episode has been brought to you by Lizzie's red tank top strap working overtime to hoist up them bitties.
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J.J. Abrams' Superman: Flyby Storyboards Revealed



Attempting to revive the, at that time, dormant Superman franchise, Superman: Flyby was set to be a 2004 release for Warner Bros, with J.J. Abrams writing a Superman origin story that would have seen our hero fighting against Ty-Zor, a newly created villain for the film.

J.J. Abrams was hot off of the success of Alias & he was seen as the guy to bring Superman back to the big screen, which led to Charlie’s Angels director McG being selected as the first choice to direct the film.

McG's fear of flying preventing him from making a crucial Warner Bros. meeting. Which eventually led to Brett Ratner’s hiring as director.

Should Ratner’s film have gone forward, we’d have potentially seen either Josh Hartnett or Jude Law as Superman; Christopher Walken as Perry White; and Anthony Hopkins as Jor-El, Superman’s father.

Then Brett Ratner was fired & McG was back in the director's chair, only to see him leave the project yet again.

At this point, Warner Bros decided to go with the Superman Returns film, and Henry Cavill would start his journey to eventually becoming Superman, thanks to shooting some test footage under McG’s time.

ONTD: would this have been as big a mess as the Nick Cage Superman movie?

Sources: the CinemaBlend tweet CinemaBlend
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Madonna achieves ninth No. 1 album on Billboard 200 chart with 'Madame X'



Madonna has scored her 9th #1 album with "Madame X" which notched 95k equivalent album units (90k were pure sales)
Bruce Springsteen's "Western Stars" debuted at #2 with 66k units.
Industry plant Billy Eyelash dropped to #3 while Jonas Brothers fell to #4 after topping the chart last week.
Bastille's "Doom Days" opened at #5 with 44k units.

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FIFA Women's World Cup 2019 - Round of 16 - Matchday 17 Viewing Post





Today's Matches
Spain 🇪🇸 v. United States 🇺🇸
Sweden 🇸🇪 v. Canada 🇨🇦

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Youtuber Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul are engaged





Youtuber Jake Paul proposed to fellow youtuber Tana Mongeau for her 21st birthday last night, of course it was all over social media.

Many on social media are speculating it's a joke and or all for attention.

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Were youtube "personalities" a mistake?

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Watch the First 3 Mins of The Hills: New Beginnings + Natasha Bedingfield Remixes her Iconic Song



The long-awaited return of The Hills begins today at 7pm/PT on MTV, but you don't have to wait to get a sneak peek. MTV released the first three minutes of The Hills: New Beginnings series premiere.

+ Natasha Bedingfield remixed 'Unwritten' with the help of producer Linda Perry for the show. Hear the remix after the cut.

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will you be tuning in ONTD?
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Constance Wu to Star in ‘Goodbye, Vitamin’ Adaptation for Universal


Be careful your lead doesn't jinx it instead sis.

Constance Wu ("Fresh Off The Boat", "Hustlers", "Crazy Rich Asians", Twitter)  has booked that film stage she speaks of in "Goodbye, Vitamin".

Wu’s character discovers that her father, a renowned history professor, has lost his job after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and decides to return home and work with her father’s former student to stage a fake class so he can continue to teach.

This is Rachel Khong's first novel, and was bought by Universal for film rights.

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has anyone read it?
Delirium

Obama's visit George Clooney's lake house



- The entire family was spotted arriving at Amal & George's house on Lake Como

- It's a part of the European vacay the Obama's are having to celebrate Sasha getting her high school diploma

- There were in Avignon (France) for Father's Day

- Source also mentions some restaurant names


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What did you do to celebrate your high school diploma, ONTD? What are your summer holiday plans, ONTD?
Delirium

Alice Cooper has a death pact with his wife



... and how do you feel this Monday, ONTD?

- Cooper (71) and Sheryl Goddard (61) made a pact: if one of them is close to dying, the other will take steps to follow suit

- They've been married for 43 years

- Choice quote: “I couldn’t live without her. We always said there will never be a time when one of us will be mourning the other,” he continues. “Whenever it does happen, we are going to go together.”

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Honestly ..IDEK. ONTD, could you be married with someone for 43 years? Would you ever enter into any kind of pact? Are you surprised that there's just a ten year age difference between the two?
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First trailer for "Queen & Slim"



From trailblazing, Emmy-winning writer Lena Waithe (Netflix’s Master of None) and Melina Matsoukas, the visionary director of some of this generation’s most powerful pop-culture experiences, including Beyonce’s “Formation” and the Nike “Equality” campaign, comes Makeready’s unflinching new drama, Queen & Slim.

While on a forgettable first date together in Ohio, a black man (Get Out’s Daniel Kaluuya) and a black woman (Jodie Turner-Smith, in her first starring feature-film role), are pulled over for a minor traffic infraction. The situation escalates, with sudden and tragic results, when the man kills the police officer in self-defense. Terrified and in fear for their lives, the man, a retail employee, and the woman, a criminal defense lawyer, are forced to go on the run. But the incident is captured on video and goes viral, and the couple unwittingly become a symbol of trauma, terror, grief and pain for people across the country.

As they drive, these two unlikely fugitives will discover themselves and each other in the most dire and desperate of circumstances, and will forge a deep and powerful love that will reveal their shared humanity and shape the rest of their lives.

In theatres November.

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Celebs React to Ravelry Announcing Ban on Donald Trump and His Administration



The popular social networking site for fiber artists (crochet, knitting, weaving, spinning, etc.) recently announced that they will no longer provide a space for support of Trump and his administration.

In their longer statement found on their site, they specify that this includes "support in the form of forum posts, projects, patterns, profiles, and all other content."

They also specify the following:

-You can still participate if you do in fact support the administration, you just can’t talk about it there.
-Not endorsing the Democrats nor banning Republicans.
-Definitely not banning conservative politics. Hate groups and intolerance are different from other types of political positions.
-Not banning people for past support.
-Do not try to weaponize this policy by entrapping people who do support the Trump administration into voicing their support.
-Antagonizing conservative members for their unstated positions is not acceptable.
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any day now, other social media sites!
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David Dobrik Has a $2.5m House



Look, I don’t know who David Dobrik is, and I don’t understand why he has enough money to buy a house worth $2.5 million even after watching this video.* But I’ve posted a few of these AD Open Door tours and figured why not.

Dobrik also has a Tesla and a Ferrari and that flamethrower Elon Musk had made bc Elon Musk is a stunted manchild and other manchildren are gonna buy flamethrowers. Also the Tesla has a whoopie cushion effect because, as I said, Elon Musk is a manchild.

Enjoy. I guess.

*I did not watch this video in is entirety. I scrubbed through it because it’s over 13 minutes long. He’s apparently a YouTube celebrity.

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Billie Eilish shows a bit of skin, immediately gets objectified



Twitter was in a frenzy this weekend after a fan posted a photo taken with Eilish in which the singer was wearing an outfit unlike her regular wardrobe. The photo was quickly re-posted by a fan who commented that Eilish is "thick" and then further defended the tweet by adding that Eiligh is "legal now in almost half of the country, and all countries outside of the US." The original tweets have been deleted but screenshots can be found below (courtesy of Google cache).

Eilish, who is known for wearing baggy clothes seemingly meant to conceal her figure, has said in a recent Calvin Klein ad that the wardrobe choices are deliberate: "I never want the world to know everything about me. I mean, that’s why I wear big, baggy clothes. Nobody can have an opinion because they haven’t seen what’s underneath, you know? Nobody can be like, ‘Oh, she’s slim-thick, she’s not slim-thick, she’s got a flat ass, she’s got a fat ass.' No one can say any of that, because they don’t know."

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The View: Olivia Munn, Pete Buttigieg, and More Hot Topics

Olivia Munn talks about her show The Rook, the USWNT, and Tr/mp New Accuser



Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehD11A8S30



Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH4vyLEqQ0s

Joy wonders what Olivia thinks about Tr/mp’s new accuser. Olivia says, before a story like that makes it to media print, it’s already gone through an enormous vetting process. Talks about the MeToo movement. Oliva says women and minorities have to be so perfect, and that just because one person messes up or lies, doesn’t nullify all of it or all of them. Me-again points out she’s a politician’s daughter because we never knew that before. Olivia brings up the men who are whining about how to communicate acceptably whereas everyone else rolls their eyes, been there done that. She briefly plugs her new show The Rook. Sunny brings up USWNT and unequal pay. Olivia feels people grasp it, but the ones who can change it don’t care. (The USMNT has said nothing on their behalf, not even good luck at the World Cup, because of course).

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Democratic Debates are Wednesday and Thursday @ 9PM Eastern on NBC MSNBC and Telemundo stock up on your alcohol and munchies!

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How Do Independent Filmmakers Make a Living ?



What do these directors do when they aren’t showcasing their films at a festival?
How do they make a living when they aren’t busy making personal films?

• Editor and colorist for commercial and independent film and video. 
• directed and edited some comedy tv shows ans some commercials.
• teach filmmaking as a full-time professor at Emerson College.
• teach in the School of Media Studies at The New School.
• own a butchery and a burger joint, freelance in advertising as a copywrite, direct short form branded content.
• editing independent film, short content for non-profits and brands.
• a professional dancer and dance teacher, work at an acupuncture studio.
• edit videos for media outlets, start-ups, and record labels.
• teach introductory and advanced film production courses and screenwriting at Swarthmore College.
• a tenure track Assistant Professor, teaching Directing and Screenwriting.
• work a part-time retail job.
• teach documentary theory and production at a university. 
• a Creative Producer in the advertising world. 
• teach film production and aesthetic classes to college students.

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ONTD, How do you make a living ? Or What is your dream job ?
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friendly fires announce new album, 'inflorescent', u.s. tour, and release a new single, 'silhouette'


  • friendly fires announced their third album, inflorescent, will be released august 16th

  • it's been 8(4) years since friendly fires released their last album, pala.

  • the album includes the previously released singles "love like waves" and "heaven let me in" and is co-produced by mark ralph, james ford and disclosure



  • friendly fires also announced u.s. tour dates in september in support of the album

  • stream "silhouettes" below:



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(*live reaction of me listening to "silhouettes" because [beyoncé voice] "i know you care!")


it's so bright and joyous...! i'm remembering why i became a fan.

ontd, what's the longest you've waited for one of your faves to get their shit together and give you what you deserve--outkast fans especially, feel free to live in your truth in this post.

Pretty Woman musical to open in London in 2020



The musical, based on the iconic film of the same name, will open in the UK capital in the winter of 2020, with venue, cast and dates to be confirmed.

Jerry Mitchell (Kinky Boots, Legally Blonde) directed and choreographed the production.


source: https://twitter.com/WhatsOnStage/status/1141330857619337216
https://youtu.be/-8qKih5rDUc
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This Influencer Couple Admitted His Mom Works Two Jobs To Pay For Their Trips



It all started when German based influencers and married couple Catalin Onc and Elena Engelhardt, who run an Instagram account full of photos of the couple’s travels around the world called Another Beautiful Day, started a GoFundMe to fund a biking trip from Germany to um, Africa.

The couple were seeking €10,000 (a little over $11,000) to cover everything such as, “bike and gear, food and accommodation (when needed), internet and SIM cards in every country to keep you up to date, insurance, emergencies.”

People were quick to criticize the couple telling them to get jobs, especially when Onc admitted that his own mother doesn’t have much yet works two jobs to fund their lavish trips.

“Some will tell us to get jobs, like everyone else and stop begging. But when you have the impact we do on others life, getting a job is not an option,” he wrote in a now-deleted post verified by screenshots and BuzzFeed.

“We could model and make fast money, but we don’t want to advertise consumerism. A normal job at this point would be detrimental,” he added.

After the backlash, the pair said they would take a break from social media and Onc said he would go for “a walk.”

It lasted 6 days.

Catalin Onc recently posted a new video to Instagram, which shows him writing on a piece paper before holding it up to the screen.

In the comments, people thought he would write that he got a job. Instead he wrote, “Sometimes it’s better to say nothing,” before dropping the paper and forming a love-heart shape with his hands.

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ONTD, do you work two jobs?

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BBC’s comedy show portrayed Meghan Markle as “trailer trash"



- the comedy show is called "Tonight with Vladimir Putin",

- it aired a feature called ‘Meghan Markle’s Royal Sparkle’,

- Meghan was portrayed as a puppet living in a caravan,

- her skin was darkened and she was holding a knife,

- the show exploited her relationships with her father, Kate, and Harry,

- BBC responded to the criticism saying it's a satire.

source: twitter

Conor Kennedy was ‘nervous’ when Taylor Swift bought house near him weeks into their relationship



- New book The Kennedy Heirs by J. Randy Taraborrelli reveals previously unknown details about Taylor Swift’s (then 22) 2012 summer fling with 18 year old Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr.

- Weeks after meeting Conor, Taylor bought a $5m home near the Kennedy estate

- Conor liked Taylor, don’t get me wrong,” Conor’s friend told the author, “but this business of her buying the house on the Cape made him nervous. It seemed as if she was getting a little too attached, spending five million bucks on a house just to be near the guy.”

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Would you buy a house to be near your teenage boyfriend ONTD?
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Theater Roundup: Grosses, Openings, Closings & More


  • The Tony Awards are behind us, and underperforming shows are closing up shop.

  • Hillary and Clinton, a new play starring Laurie Metcalf and John Lithgow, closed this week. Despite critical acclaim, the play couldn't find an audience and closed before the end of its previously scheduled limited run.

  • Be More Chill and The Prom, two new musicals that opened last season, have both announced closings on August 11th. But The Prom already has a future in a Netflix feature adaptation from Ryan Murphy.

  • Aaron Sorkin's adaptation of To Kill a Mockingbird made over $2 million dollars last week, a first for an American play on Broadway.

  • The musical adaptation of Beetlejuice had the strongest week of its run.

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Any theater plans, ONTD? Have you seen anything recently?
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Karlie Kloss and Josh Kushner host second wedding



- the wedding took place at the Brush Creek Ranch in Wyoming,

- Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry, Derek Blasberg, and Dasha Zhukova attended,

- Karlie and Josh were lifted in chairs during the traditional Horah dance,

- Kloss converted to Judaism last June.

source: twitter

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Iggy Azalea's long-delayed sophomore album 'In My Defense' arriving July 19


Iggy Azalea revealed today that her sophomore album In My Defense is slated for a July 19 release. She also unveiled the album's tracklist and front and back cover art, which sees her blood-soaked and slumped against an equally soiled car, calling it "a statement about women not having the ability to defend themselves under public gaze."

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The 12-track In My Defense features singles "Sally Walker" and "Started" and will boast appearances by four as-yet-unnamed artists. Fans can preorder the album beginning June 28.

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Are you rooting for Iggy?
Spicks and Specks

WHOLESOME POST - Sam Neill ecstatic after pet duck flies for the first time in years



- Sam Neill beloved Jurassic Park actor has a farm in New Zealand where he makes wine and has a lot of animals
- One of them is his duck Charlie Pickering (after the Australian personality of the same name)
- Charlie took flight for the first time in years and Sam is a proud duck dad

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Apologies to the NZ community but there is still no NZ Celebs tag.
Sam Neill is probably my fave celeb insta, who is yours ONTD?

Maggie Gyllenhaal Doesn’t Like Having To ‘Answer For’ James Franco



Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn’t want to be taking questions for her male co-stars.
“Yeah, that annoys me. I have been asked to answer for him and I have nothing to do with it. But I feel like it’s important to continue making the show. I feel like a political wife or something. I don’t like that.”

Gyllenhaal, as a producer, was involved in the decision to keep Franco on the show.
“Yes, I was a part of that conversation. It was a lot of really intelligent people who were able to think in a nuanced way, who were talking with the actors and the crew. My conversation with an actress on the show is going to be very different than David Simon’s conversation with an actress on the show, but I do think we all tried to use the most nuanced part of our minds to think this through.”

“I feel, and I continue to feel, that this is a show about all of these things. To cancel a show about sexual politics, sexual power, the commodification of sex in the film business, would be really confused. And nobody was willing to continue to make it without him.”

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Bret Michaels to Auction His Rug. No, Not His Toupee-- An Actual Rug.

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Bret Michaels, he of luscious blonde locks, is going to auction his rug for charity. But not his wig. His actual rug.

It's a leather thatch throw rug that he used in his tour bus, his studio, and by his pool for parties.

Do you want a rug that has had thousands of dirty feet and gallons of bodily fluids on it? You can bid on it here.

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ONTD, how much will his rug sell for?

Under $49
69(56.6%)
$50-100
11(9.0%)
$101 - $1,000
14(11.5%)
Over $1,000
22(18.0%)
Over $1,000,000
6(4.9%)


what celebrity memorabilia do u want?

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Steve Urkel Is Going To Be Doing A Crossover Episode With Scooby-Doo And The Gang



Scooby-Doo is coming back with a brand new series called Scooby-Doo and Guess Who? Jaleel White reveled that he will be guest starring on the show as Steve Urkel.

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The show premieres on June 27 on Boomerang.

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Singer Tanerelle Stephens responds to critics of her going braless on the B.E.T red carpet

Let Em Know, Sis: Singer Tanerélle Stephens (@tanerelle) responds to critics of her saggy boobs.

"I'm a woman and my natural tits hang." (photo: Getty) https://t.co/EkcTE3QxrM pic.twitter.com/5deRh3FcWa

— MadameNoire (@MadameNoire) June 24, 2019


-Singer Tanerelle Stephens walked the B.E.T. red carpet and some commented on her low neckline sans bra.

- She responded in part" To all the negative comments about my look, I don't need to lift my breast to wear a f**king dress. I'm a woman and my natural t*ts hang and I love it" and I have no intention of changing it to suit your gaze. I'm out here living my dreams. Focus on better things".

Ontd:Do you wear a bra in the summer heat?

Source:https://twitter.com/MadameNoire/status/1143240102522568705

Source:https://youtu.be/9jECqPkK-RM

ONTD Original: Top 10 Shocking "OMG WTF?" TV Twists

15. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy's mom dies from natural causes.

During the fifth season, Buffy's mom died of natural causes during one of the most powerful episodes of the show. Truly shocking for a show about vampires and demons. The acting was also top notch, and it still ranks as a truly shocking moment.


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ONTD, which TV twist you remember to this day?