May 16th, 2019

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 9.14 Discussion Post - "Tedious Teddi and the Silent Globe"

- well it was fucking boring
- Denise has to leave for a work and was upset about leaving her girls but it was incredibly sweet when Eloise hugged Aaron
- Erika Jayne performed, the sound went out which is probably no different with the sound on
- Kyle was straddling her philandering husband in front of everybody... time and place!
- Husband of the World's Worst Accountability Coach wants to relive his youth and be Erika Jayne's backup dancer
- "One minute earlier"
- Camille wears a questionable outfit to see LVP for tea, LVP rejects her invitation and in the perfect soap opera delivery (pour one out for Ms. Eileen) she says the friendships are done
- damn, why does OP even with these biddies?


ONTD, why aren't watching Potomac?

Maluma sits down with Jimmy Fallon, performs "HP" on 'The Tonight Show'

Maluma appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night, where he dished on the 2019 Met Gala, working with Madonna and his new album 11:11, out Friday. He also performed the album's first single "HP."

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Indie Film Release Guide: May 17th [An ONTD Original]

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Greetings from an East Coast beach town! This week in major studio releases, we've got A Dog's Journey from Universal, and The Sun is Also a Star from Warner Brothers. The weekend's box office crown won't go to either one of those, though. It will end up going to either Lionsgate's newcomer John Wick 3 or the endlessly profitable Endgame. There are a bunch of new indies coming out this week, so be sure to check them out below.

The films listed are from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Columbia and Disney. Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: May 10th, May 3rd, and April 26th.

The Souvenir

Stars: Honor Swinton Byrne, Tom Burke, Tilda Swinton, Richard Ayoade
Writer/Director: Joanna Hogg
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Plot: A young film student in the early 80s becomes romantically involved with a complicated and untrustworthy man.
What you should know: The film is named after an 18th century rococo painting, depicting a woman scratching her lover’s initials on a tree.
Opens in: Select cities

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What have you been watching lately, ONTD? Seeing anything this weekend?

Meet the 2019 DISNEY LEGENDS To be Honored at D23 in August

They will be officially 'awarded' at D23, in Anaheim on August 23rd. And your class of 2019 includes.....

“This year’s honorees have earned a place in our hearts and our history for their significant contributions in film, television, my pocketbook, and our theme parks around the world.” Says Bob Iger.

    • Robert Downey Jr and Jon Faverau (Thank you, for making us a bajillion dollars every 2 years!)

    • Kenny Ortega (Same, but with DCOMs)

    • Ming-Na Wen (Mulan!)

    • Robin Roberts and Diane Sawyer (From Good Morning America)

    • Hans Zimmer and James Earl Jones (Lion King Represent)

    • Bette Midler, Barnette Ricci, Wing Chao


    Hershey's redesigns its chocolate bar for the first time in 125 years to feature emojis ❤️ 🍫 💩!

    - Available just in time for summer, the redesigned Emoji Bar will be engraved with 25 of today's most popular emojis that were carefully selected to help kids and parents "spark a conversation" and "make a connection with someone new."

    - According to their research, 87% of kids "agreed that the new Hershey's Emoji Bar is something they would want to share with others."

    - 1 out of every 7 Emoji Bars will feature the pile of poo/smiling poop/chocolate ice cream emoji.


    ONTD, what is your go-to emoji?

    'The View' Round-Up: Bill de Blasio Announces Presidential Bid, Howard Stern Interview, and More

    Brace yourself, ONTD. NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio just announced that he's running for president. He says he's going to put working people first. Is this a good career move? Whoopi says no. She says there are a lot of issues in NYC that need to be fixed and de Blasio needs to focus on that first. Joy and Sunny point out some of his accomplishments such as passing universal pre-K. Meghan says 76% of New Yorkers don't think he should run and she mentions that he killed a groundhog.

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    Poll #2092780 Let's go...

    Who are you most likely to vote for?

    Michael Bennet
    Joe Biden
    Cory Booker
    Steve Bullock
    Pete Buttigieg
    Julian Castro
    Bill de Blasio
    John Delaney
    Tulsi Gabbard
    Kirsten Gillibrand
    Mike Gravel
    Kamala Harris
    John Hickenlooper
    Jay Inslee
    Amy Klobuchar
    Wayne Messam
    Seth Moulton
    Beto O'Rourke
    Tim Ryan
    Bernie Sanders
    Eric Swalwell
    Elizabeth Warren
    Marianne Williamson
    Andrew Yang

    Ellen Pompeo enters ring in Kelly Ripa vs. The Bachelor franchise

    Kelly Ripa is not a fan of The Bachelor.

    When co-host Ryan Seacrest revealed that Bachelorette star Hannah B would be visiting the show, Kelly went in: "You guys, you know how I feel about the show. It disgusts me... I can’t stand the idea of 25 exceptional women fighting over one ordinary fella, in my opinion. You know how I feel, ladies, we are too special to be arguing over a guy."

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    “David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have proven themselves to be woefully incompetent writers when they have no source material (i.e. the books) to fall back on. This series deserves a final season that makes sense. Subvert my expectations and make it happen, HBO!”-the petition says. It won't do anything of notice but at least it will shame Dumb&Dumber a bit.

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    Lindsay Lohan unsure why Paris Hilton is so obsessed with her

    Lindsay Lohan is confused on why her former friend Paris Hilton can't stop talking about her, since she hasn't seen or spoken to the heiress in years.

    Hilton has made it a point to target Lohan in a series of public jabs, most recently calling her "lame" and "embarrassing" on Tuesday's 'Watch What Happens Live'.

    A source reveals, "[Lindsay] feels Paris is a little obsessed with her and it’s becoming a thing." They also say Lindsay was 'completely unfazed' by Hilton trashing her and believes it says more about Hilton’s character than it does her.

    "Lindsay wishes Paris Hilton nothing but good things and she has no ill feelings towards her, and is more focused on her own life."

    In case you missed it:

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    Britney just wants monitored visits and father's control over personal life to end

    Britney Spears reportedly has no problem with her father handling her estate and finances – she simply just wants control over her personal life back.

    Us Weekly obtained letters filed to the Los Angeles Superior Court that state Jamie Spears has complete control on who is allowed to visit Britney, 37, or spend time with her. Jamie also has the power to employ security guards to watch over his daughter 24/7, the documents state. These have been in effect since 2009.

    “Britney doesn’t care if Jamie is left in control of her finances with the conservatorship of the estate remaining, however, the conservatorship of her personal life needs to end. She is finished with Jamie having control of her personal life and wants to have her own control over that.”


    The Underground Girls Are Fighting! Liz Y2K Shades Charli XCX?

    - Yesterday Charli XCX and Lizzo released the single "Blame It On Your Love", the remake of "Track 10"
    - The cover art featured 3D digital makeup art by Ines Alpha, who did work on both LIZ's "Super Duper Nova" cover art and BIOYL's
    - LIZ saw that FROOT looked familiar and accuses the creative teams amongst each other
    - Charli XCX rightfully did not apologize for the cover art and sends love to LIZ while referencing #froot (see below)
    - LIZ has been keeping an eye out for Selener since some of LIZ's work/concepts gets repurposed or given to other artists, like with the Danny L Harle "Ponytail" instrumental given to an industry plant, without her knowledge... well you know the deal

    Reduced this post mods!

    Is it time that Charli and Liz get the pop justice they deserve?

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    Carly Rae Jepsen | Dedicated | Album Review Round Up

    Reviews are pouring in for the newest effort by Carly Rae Jepsen. I've comprised some of the reviews and standout quotes from each review below.

    USA Today gives it a glowing review.

    Where “Dedication” does succeed over “Emotion,” though, is Jepsen’s total commitment to the ‘80s-pop aesthetic she explored on her previous album. While Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift and many of her other pop peers looked toward hip-hop on their most recent albums, “Dedication” doubles down on the synths, vocoders and new-wave guitars for an album that seems entirely cast in soft-focus.

    Standout tracks: Party For One, Too Much and Julien.

    Newsday rates it 4 out of 4 stars.

    Her mix of earnestness and vulnerability makes the closing dance anthem “Real Love” work, creating a more radio-friendly cousin to Robyn’s powerful “Honey” from last year. And just like “Honey,” Jepsen’s “Dedicated” is destined for numerous best-of lists this year.

    Standout Tracks: Want You In My Room, I'll Be Your Girl and Real Love.

    Irish Times rates it 4 out of 5.

    Lifting our sorrows while addressing her own, Jepsen grants us salvation through pop. Committed? No. Dedicated.

    Standout tracks: Everything He Needs, Too Much and Right Words Wrong Time.

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    The album is out now in many areas. Have you listened yet?

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    Problematic YA book Eleanor & Park still getting a film adaptation

    - Eleanor and Park was once again picked up for a film adaptation. Written by Rainbow Rowell, the story takes place in the 80s in Omaha, Nebraska and is about two misfits, Eleanor, a chubby teen girl and Park, a biracial Korean American boy who fall in love.

    -Despite its problems on race and fetishization (mostly towards its Korean characters), E&P author Rainbow Rowell is attached as its screenwriter.

    A couple posts of why its problematic:
    A Review of the Notoriously Racist Novel: Eleanor and Park
    The Problem with Eleanor and Park


    BTS On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Besides performing on the Late Show With Stephen Colbert, BTS did a Beatles-inspired skit for the opening of the show and a short interview where they introduced themselves, talked about what they will be doing in 10 years and their favourite The Beatles song. Later, they performed "Boy With Luv", once again inspired by the iconic Beatles' appearance on the Ed Sullivan's Show.

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    Hey mods, I hope it's okay now!

    Jane the Virgin 5x09 promo

    When Jane (Gina Rodriguez) and Rogelio (Jaime Camil) join forces to pitch a pilot, Jane is excited until she discovers a secret about her book being published. Alba (Ivonne Coll) and Jorge (guest star Alfonso DiLuca) make an important decision about their future together. Rafael (Justin Baldoni) asks Jane to allow Luisa (guest star Yara Martinez) to meet Mateo, but she is unsure of her decision. Meanwhile, Petra (Yael Grobglas) and JR’s (guest star Rosario Dawson) relationship is once again tested. Andrea Navedo also stars. Gina Rodriguez directed the episode written by Chantelle M. Wells.

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    DCTV News from CW's Upfronts

    -Crisis on Infinite Earths will be a 5-part story (Arrow, The Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, and Batwoman)
    -3 parts will air in December and the second 2 parts will air in early 2020
    -Legends of Tomorrow season 5 will arrive at mid-season (Jan, 2020) and will be one of the two crisis episodes (don't know what the other show will be)
    -Arrow & Flash finales included hints/lead in into COIE
    -[Spoiler (click to open)]source: me since i watched both eps lol
    On Arrow the Monitor comes to collect on the deal he struck with Oliver in Elseworlds to save Barry & Kara. He takes Oliver away from Felicity and their newborn daughter, Mia, on a trek across the multiverse to begin an attempt to fight the incoming Crisis.

    Over on Flash in Barry's faceoff with Eobard, the villain drops a cheeky "see you at our next crisis" before Barry lets him go to try and save Nora. And at the end of the episode that infamous "Flash Disappears in Crisis" newspaper we've seen since the pilot's date changes from 2024 to 2019 because Nora's shenanigans since the end of season 4 have moved up the timeline 5 years.

    -Supergirl's finale this coming Sunday will also contain a crossover easter egg
    -batwoman will premiere and lead in supergirl this fall
    -the flash stays in its tuesday slot followed by arrow which will return for its finale season


    Tati posts new video addressing the James Charles situation

    • She's surprised by the reaction to her video. She thought she would be the one losing subscribers.

    • Tati had a lot of private conversations with James about his behavior but it wasn't getting through to him so that's why she decided to post the video.

    • She doesn't hate James Charles. She wants him to get better and have better people around him (and she knows that won't be her anymore).

    • She hopes James Charles is able to look back on this one day and realize she did this out of love: “I hope one day he looks back and can acknowledge that this was from a good place. This cut was much deeper than vitamins.”

    • She wants the memes and tweets to stop. Social media is a really dark place for her right now. She urges people not to send James Charles hate.

    • She is very tearful throughout the video: "Cry too much and you’re the victim. Suck it up and power through and you’re the bitch."

    • She ends it by saying that she still loves James Charles.


    Rey FIERCE

    As more states move to ban abortion, Holly Marie Combs reveals she's had one

    Following the deplorable abortion bans passed in Georgia and Alabama this week, Missouri has passed an 8 week ban in their state senate, which will go back to the house and then to the Republican Gov. Holly Marie Combs revealed that she's one of the 1 in 4 women who's had an abortion, and more celebs react in outrage to the bans.

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    Robert Pattinson to play "The Batman" for Matt Reeves and Warner Bros.

    - Matt Reeves ("Cloverfield," "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,") will be directing
    - Reeves is apparently still working on the script
    - Filming start date isn't set, but movie is scheduled for release June 25, 2021

    EDIT: Variety's messy ass updated the post to say it's not a done deal and Pattinson is just the top choice, expected to sign on officially soon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


    Hit podcasters from"My dad wrote a porno" on "Strahan and Sara"

    - Jaime Morton,James Cooper and Alice Levine were interviewed about their hit podcast on "Strahan and Sara.

    - The podcast has been downloaded 160 million times, and had a HBO special.

    - Jaime's dad retired and started to write what bacame " Belinda Blinked" under the name Rocky Flintstone.

    - Father sent son the book and son called his friends and they agreed they needed to share how eccentric and not very good the book was.

    -James and Alice are hearing each chapter for the first time on the podcast.

    - They have a live show where audience memebers recreate chapters, dressed ,as some things dont add up. There will be two people , but 6 arms and 3 legs in a chapter.

    - There is a drinking game based on odd bits. Punctuation. There may be 6 pages before a period shows up or a 2 word sentence. Odd set ups. 2 characters are set to sleep together and start folding laundry. Also when a Character's name changes in the middle of a chapter.

    - Jaime's mother does not mind her husband writing since it gets him out of the house.



    Lizzo covers Essence’s digital edition

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    Keanu Reeves,who has Asian American & Pacific Islander heritage,self-identifies as a person of color

    -Keanu Reeves was born in Beirut, and grew up in Canada is the grandson of a Chinese-Hawaiian woman.
    -His mother is English and hails from Essex and his father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese - Hawaiian, English, Irish and Portuguese descent.
    -“The Matrix” trilogy superstar Keanu Reeves has a new movie out this week, “John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum,” landing smack dab in the middle of Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month."
    -"Still, it doesn’t mean the Canadian, who grew up around Chinese culture thanks to his grandmother, doesn’t care about furthering representation onscreen."
    -“I hope that whatever opportunities I’ve had, or the work that I’m doing, in some way can entertain and can also—I don’t want to say teach—but have something of value come out of it,” he added."

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    Season finale preview - Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists, "Enter The Professor"

    In the aftermath of a shocking event, Ali, Mona and the Perfectionists try to pick up the pieces of their lives. However, new information is uncovered which makes them question everything they think they know.

    Will this show get a second season? We don't know yet, but several cast members were seen at upfronts, which is said to be a good sign.

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    ONTD, are you watching this mess?

    Constance Wu's dress from"Crazy Rich Asians" headed to the Smithsonian

    - The blue gown worn by Constance Wu's character Rachel in "Crazy Rich Asians" is being donated to the Smithsonian's National Museum Of American History in Washington D.C.

    -Directer Jon M. Chu was speechless over the honor when he heard. " It became a Cinderella dress for people. I remember seeing moms make it for their little girls".
    I remember seeing women wear it with a sense of pride".

    - The gown will join "The Wizard of Oz " ruby red slippers and a handmaid costume from "The Handmaids Tale".

    -Theodore S. Gonzalves , curator in the Divison of Culture and Community Life sought out the gown with Lisa Sasaki, Director Of The Smithsonian's Asian Pacific American Center.

    - "The film's use of fashion is not merely decorative or secondary says Gonzalves. "The cast clothing plays a crucial role in marking social class
    among its charaters. From Multi- Generational moneyed elites Peranakan( Straits-born Chinese immigrants) to the nouvea riche strivers of Singapore, to working class Chinese immigrants in the U.S. and their Asian American model minority progeny

    - The gown was tailored to Wu's height and the original long billowing sleeves were removed.


    ‘BH90210’ Showrunner, Multiple Writers Quit Fox Series Revival (EXCLUSIVE)

    There is drama behind the scenes of Fox’s upcoming “Beverly Hills 90210” revival.

    Showrunner Patrick Sean Smith and several senior writers have quit the six-episode series, which is titled “BH90210.”

    No one knows for sure the main cause of the departures. According to one source, there are disputes over the fact that two of the lead actresses are “running the show.”

    Another source said that the writers were unhappy with one of the executives overseeing the project.

    BH90210 is set to premiere on August, 7th on Fox.

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    Who went home on episode 12 of Rupaul's Drag Race season 11?

    No mini challenge, not even puppets AGAIN.

    Maxi Challenge: The top 5 queens must write and perform a choreographed to RuPaul's new single "Queens Everywhere" and make a guest appearance on Ru and Michelle's podcast "What's the Tee?"

    Featuring a cursed appearance from ex-judge Todrick Hall

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    Video source: (Spoiler alert) Youtube
    Tweet source: (Spoiler alert) World of Wonder's twitter

    The Big Bang Theory Series Ends

    ONTD will be happy to know the series has come to an end but it will live on forever in syndicated repeats and eventually land on a streaming platform

    How did it end?

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    The end

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    Yes it seemed fitting for the characters and no series finale will ever be as rage-inducing horrible as HIMYM (at least until we see GoT finale on Sunday)

    Source1 my eyes because my mom watches this so you're welcome

    Chris Rock is rebooting the Saw franchise

    In a twist worthy of a Saw film, Chris Rock has partnered with Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures to write the next installment of the series. It's described as being "completely reverential to the legacy of the material while reinvigorating the brand with his wit, creative vision and passion for this classic horror franchise."
    The film will also be executive produced by the original creators of Saw, James Wan and Leigh Whannel(!!!).