April 4th, 2019


Zayn tries to start zhit on Twitter

The Icarus Falls (certified Gold in Poland) singer also recently called himself a 'shit person' on Twitter.

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ONTD have you ever been a messy bench on social media?

Did 'You're The Worst' just aired one of the best Series Finales ever?

- 'You're The Worst' aired it's series finale tonight.
- People are calling it one of the best finales of the last few years.
- The show ended with *SPOILER WARNING* [Spoiler (click to open)]Jimmy and Gretchen did not get married, and instead chose to love each other daily, the flashforwards ended up belonging to Paul and Lindsay's 2nd wedding, Oscar got back in touch with Jimmy after years and moving away for his stand up career, and ended up possibly dating the florist. Jimmy and Gretchen had a baby girl and the florist became their nanny. Their new arrangement allowed them to be together with a foot out the door all the time... which is quite fitting for You're The Worst.

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ONTD, did you like the finale?

Charlie Hunnam <3 Jordan Peterson

Charlie Hunnam gave an interview to Men’s Health recently, focusing on his training for Triple Frontier, and managed to insert praise for alt right hero and proponent of enforced monogamy, Jordan Peterson, during a simple question about what it was like training with navy SEALS.

*sigh* ... and just when I was starting to get into him.

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Greyson Chance Opens Up About Coming Out & New Music

After being discovered by Ellen for his viral cover of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi, pop singer Greyson Chance made the decision at age 18 to quit music and go to University instead, living a normal life.

He was originally signed by Ellen at age 12. At 18 he quit music and moved away from LA.
After taking some time off, he began to write and sing again, leading to him releasing his new album Portraits.

He was on Ellen this week talking about coming out, writing new music and his life after the Lady Gaga video.

- A fan wrote to him once about how much he helped them with their own personal struggles, which inspired him to come out at the time.
- Initially thought he would never return to music again and was content with that

check out his new album guys, his sound is that of a more talented troye sivan. Stand out tracks WHITE ROSES, Black on Black.
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Woman Settles Oral Herpes Suit With Makeup Giant Sephora

A Glendale, Ca resident Elena Davoyan sued Sephora October 2017, saying she tested a lipstick sample at Sephora's store at Hollywood Boulevard and Highland Avenue on Oct. 29, 2015, and acquired the oral herpes virus.

Sephora settled with Elena and their representative released a statement about using the samples at their stores, "The health and safety of our clients is our foremost priority," the statement read. "We take product hygiene very seriously and we are dedicated to following best practices in our stores."

source= https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1113607409321140227
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Kim Kardashian: 'conversations with victims of the massacre in Parkland changed my life'

Entrepreneur turned social activist Kim Kardashian West said that conversations with victims of the massacre in Parkland, Florida, changed her life.

“I said if these kids are so motivated and they’re not even 20 and I have such a huge voice, I was inspired by them to use it! I would encourage other people, if you strongly believe in something, really hold firm to that,” Kardashian said.

Kardashian has been pro active using her platform to advocate for prison reform. Kardashian who has been vocal about changing the gun laws in America applauded New Zealand after the country’s leaders announced gun laws would change in wake of the mosque shootings that left at least 49 people dead.

Kardashian tweeted “Just 24 hours after the Christchurch shooting New Zealand bans semiautomatic guns! America take note! Why can’t our elected officials put public safety over gun manufacturers’ profits?!?!”

There's no stopping the reality star Kim said, “It makes me want to do more. It makes me proud and it makes me want to do more to help as many people as I can.”

On her E! reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” Kim has visited Skid Row and worked on homelessness issues in Los Angeles.

“The mental health issue really needs a light shined on it. There’s so much more we can do, especially in Los Angeles. It’s crazy on Skid Row,” she said.

source= https://twitter.com/FOXLA/status/1113717643041595392 & https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1106930102309273600
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'Cowboy Bebop' Netflix Adaptation Sets Cast

  • John Cho, Mustafa Shakir, Daniella Pineda and Alex Hassell are set to star in the Netflix live-action adaptation of the popular anime series Cowboy Bebop.

  • Chris Yost (Thor: Ragnarock) will write and executive produce, with Alex Garcia Lopez (Daredevil) directing the first two episodes.

  • In this futuristic western about bounty hunters in space, Cho will play Spike Spiegel, a bounty hunter skilled in Jeet Kune Do; Shakir will play Jet Black, a fellow bounty-hunter and captain of the Bebop; Pineda will play Faye Valentine, a bounty hunter with a mysterious past; and Hassell will play Vicious, a hitman who is also Spike's nemesis.



Heinz releases newest condiment mashup: Kranch (ranch + ketchup)

- Apparently we asked for this. Heinz's "mouthwatering" and "game-changing" Kranch konkoction kombines ketchup, ranch and a special blend of spices.

- Just last month, Heinz unveiled 2 more mayo-based mashups, MayoMust (mayo + yellow mustard) and MayoCue (mayo + barbecue sauce), to join last year's mix MayoChup (mayo + ketchup).

- A bottle of Heinz Saucy Sauce will cost you $3.49.

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ONTD, what's your go-to condiment mashup?
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Beyoncé and Adidas launch new partnership with Ivy Park


adidas and Beyoncé have inked a multi-layered partnership "that will include inspiring and empowering the next generation of creators, driving positive change in the world through sports, and identifying new business opportunities."

Beyoncé 🗣: "This is the partnership of a lifetime for me. adidas has had tremendous success in pushing creative boundaries. We share a philosophy that puts creativity, growth and social responsibility at the forefront of business. I look forward to re-launching and expanding Ivy Park on a truly global scale with a proven, dynamic leader."

Beyoncé will be one of the first black women to be the sole owner of an athleisure brand.

Are you ready for some Beyoncé sneakers? Disrupting the current sneaker market.

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'The View' Round-Up: Tim Ryan is running for president, Taraji P. Henson appears, and more

Congressman Tim Ryan, former challenger to Nancy Pelosi for House Democratic leader, has announced that he is running for president. His daughter told him to "do something" after she called him crying from school because her friend's dad got transferred at the local General Motors plant and they had to move.

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Chrissy Teigen weighs in on the Black Car vs Silver Car debate captivating Twitter

Finding parking in Los Angeles, more specifically Koreatown, can prove to be quite the damn challenge. Trust OP. So when two anonymous drivers thought they had found the perfect spot in Koreatown, neither one would concede and instead blocked each other for over an hour-and-a-half. We all aspire to be this level of petty.

Mariah Flores watched the entire thing unfold right outside her apartment window and documented the prolonged battle for street parking on her Instagram Stories and Twitter titled “Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. A thread.” It would go on to go viral, of course.

Chrissy Teigen weighed in and had strong feelings explaining why the black vehicle was in the right and why the silver vehicle was in the wrong. “black car wasn’t just driving then saw in his rear view mirror there was a spot behind him. He passed it on purpose. TO PARALLEL PARK. anyone saying silver car - U ARE A MEAN AND BAD DRIVER!”

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Poll #2091607 Parking Poll

ONTD, are you Team Black Car or Team Silver Car?

Team Black Car
Team Silver Car
Idk my bff Jill.

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Indie Film Release Guide: April 5th [An ONTD Original]

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There are two major studio releases this week - Paramount's Pet Sematary remake, based on the creepy (and sad!) novel by Molly's human servant Stephen King:

and Shazam!, which as far as I know doesn't star any cute animals. If you're not thrilled by either of these offerings, read on for some indie options, including films from noted directors Claire Denis and Mike Leigh. And thank you for all of your support in last week's abbreviated post, I had a great trip!

The films listed are from studios other than the “Big Six” - Paramount, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Columbia and Disney. Note that some of the movies listed are in their first week or two of limited release in the USA, so it may take them a few more weeks (or months) to show up in your local arthouse theater or on VOD. Check out the posts from the past few weeks for more movies that may have just opened near you: March 29, March 22nd, and March 15th.

High Life

Stars: Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, André Benjamin, Mia Goth
Writer: Claire Denis, Jean-Pol Fargeau, Geoff Cox
Director: Claire Denis
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Horror
Plot: Monte and his baby daughter are the last survivors of a damned and dangerous mission to the outer reaches of the solar system. They must now rely on each other to survive as they hurtle toward the oblivion of a black hole.
What you should know: Director Claire Denis is quoted as saying that the film is about “about sexuality, not sex. Sensuality, not pornography”.
Opens in: Select cities

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What have you been watching lately, ONTD? Going to see anything this weekend?
Marina Diamandis ☮ All smiles

4 new MARINA songs! "LOVE" album released today!

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The BEST show you're not watching, Cobra Kai Season 2 (Full/Official) Trailer.

The Dojos are ready for battle. Are you #TeamMiyagiDo or #TeamCobraKai? The war has just begun. Watch Johnny Lawrence and Daniel LaRusso pick up where they left off in Season 1, and train a new generation in the way of karate. Season 2 Premieres April 24th.

Why aren't you watching ONTD?

Mr. Miyagi Approves

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Sonic the Hedgehog Footage at CinemaCon Reveals Jim Carrey as Dr Robotnik

-In the above clip he jokes about preparing for the character by speedreading and Googling what it's like to be smart. He thinks one of the funniest things is "intelligence screwed up by ego...when it moves over the line to spiritual stupidity".

-Two clips were shown at Cinemacon of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film. The movie has CG Sonic in our real world (so like Smurfs). Besides Robotnik/Eggman, no other Sonic characters seem to be in the film.

-The second reel was footage all about Robotnik's character as played by Jim Carrey. At one point of the film, he just looks like Jim Carrey with a big, waxed handlebar mustache who isn't bald and who wears a black trenchcoat and boots.

-There's a scene of him with James Marsden's sheriff character where Robotnik comments on the other being bottle-fed and when Marsden refutes and clarifies he was breastfed, Robotnik responds with, “Nice. Rub that in my orphaned face.”

-Another piece of footage shows Carrey's Robotnik as bald with a giant, bushy mustache. At no point does he put on a funny voice or accent for the character. He's also tall and lean rather than egg shaped.


Most anticipated trailer of 2019 tbh
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New Jennifer Lopez feat. French Montana: "Medicine"

JLO just premiered her new English single, Medicine feat. this month's rent-a-rapper, French Montana. The song comes ahead of her upcoming North American "It's My Party" summer tour.

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ONTD are you bopping?

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Source 2: https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzZOqSgrdZ/
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JLo, Constance Wu, and Keke Palmer Filming "Hustlers"


Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu have been spotted multiple times while filming their upcoming film "Hustlers" about strip club employees who turn the tables on their Wall Street/one-percenter clients. Keke Palmer and Madeline Brewer have also started filming.

At Cinemacom STX Entertainment said the movie could be released as early as this fall.

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Hilary Duff's "The Haunting of Sharon Tate" is Exploitively Sleazy and (Unsurprisingly) Bad

-The film is basically an exploitive mess with the "sensitivity of a snuff film". Takes a real life tragedy and turns it into a cheap slasher flick.

-It has a ~reimagined ending that involves Sharon Tate [Spoiler (click to open)]fighting back at her would-be killers because she foresaw her own death in a premonition and slipping into an alternate universe to look at her dead body. So basically a film that "questions" if Tate could have avoided her own death.

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Lana Del Rey performs in New Orleans + teases new song on Instagram


LDR made her way down south last week to perform at the Buku Music Festival in New Orleans. The concert also marked her first live performance of her new song, Mariners Apartment Complex. Following the end of the song Lana thanked the fans in attendance for indulging her "little folk sensibility".

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Source 1: https://www.instagram.com/p/BvuKlfUnS9Z/
Source 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o3WqEt6fm0
Source 3: https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzZMLcjQk-/
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Riverdale Roundup: Guess Who's Back for Season Finale, KJ Joins Faith Based Film, and More

KJ joins Lionsgate's "I Still Believe" along with Gary Sinise. It's a sequel to the "hit" film I Can Only Imagine.

Apa is set to play Jeremy Camp, a real-life Christian musician. Gary Sinise will play his dad, Tom Camp. The film will start shooting this spring (so basically once Apa is finished filming Riverdale), and Lionsgate is planning on a March 20, 2020 release date.

This is the song the film is named after.

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ONTD Original: Monthly Movie Challenge - April

Another 10-task challenge. You obviously don’t need to do all 10 tasks, choose as many as you want, but I figured it gives you some variety and allows you to pick and choose movies that fit your taste but also maybe lead you to watch something you wouldn’t normally seek out. For each task, you can pick whatever movie fits within the guidelines, I've added links to help you out. I tried to add tasks that would allow you to get movies on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and/or Hulu – but there’s also Kanopy and Hoopla (both of which you can get free access through your library or university). Have a different movie for each task – that is, don’t have the same movie for task 2 and task 6.

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ONTD, what do you plan on watching this month? What did you watch during the month of March? This is late, sorry!

SOURCES: Tasks by me, 1, 2, 3, 4.

Previous months challenge: January, February, March

Sugar Ray’s Mark McGrath is losing his hearing

-The Sugar Ray frontman says his proximity to the drums onstage over the course of his career have contributed to his going-deafness
-He doesn't use in-ear devices to protect his hearing
-Says younger generations do, but he needs to ~experience the sounds and smells~ of a concert
-He later tweeted to clarify that he only has minor hearing loss


ONTD, protect your hearing when you go to concerts! Amazon sells some decent earplugs!

'Liam Gallagher: As it Was' in UK and Irish cinemas June 7 - watch the trailer now!

Brandon Flowers' King™ will be starring in an upcoming documentary about his fall from the highs of being in Oasis. "Lost in the musical wilderness of booze, notoriety and bitter legal battles," he will attempt a comeback.


As you were, ONTD!

Lindsay Lohan Pressed Lea Michele Got "The Little Mermaid" Part


Former actress and natural redhead (allegedly) Lindsay Lohan is pressed that Glee "star" Lea Michele landed the part of Disney’s most famous mermaid in a live production of The Little Mermaid at the Hollywood Bowl.

Lohan has previously expressed her interest in the iconic part, sharing a photo of Ariel and Ursula on her Instagram Story in 2018, tagging Disney Pictures Film, and writing, “My dream role with Meryl Streep.”


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Grimes: Art Angels is "a piece of crap" and "a stain on my life"

Grimes gave an interview promoting her upcoming album about a demon who loves climate change where she described "Art Angels" (her most critically acclaimed album) as a piece of crap. She thinks people misread it and it's just been a stain on her life.

She also said she lost her "hardcore masculinity" and is no longer free of the bullshit other girls go through after Elon Musk's semen put her under a spell. She wrote a song about this phenomenon:“Specifically how when a dude comes inside you, you become in their thrall—how it’s an attack on your feminist freedom,”

“It’s just interesting to learn about different ways the world works. I was a fucking idiot. The reality of the situation is there is no reality. Everybody thinks there’s an objective truth. The thing is that everybody’s right and everybody’s wrong.”


From Pizza To Cereal, Here’s What To Eat Based On Your Astrological Sign

Refinery29 brings us various charts for different types of foods and wines based on Astrology. “Birth charts are a language and if you’re fluent, they can help you figure out what’s on your astrological menu. That’s why we've combined everything we know about food with everything we know about astrology to bring you the ultimate guide to the signs as foods,” writes Michelle Cortés.

Here we’ll share five charts.

For all thirteen visit the source.

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Andrew Garfield's Under the Silver Lake is now going VOD

Under the Silver Lake -- the follow up to David Robert Mitchell's It Follows -- is being dumped by distributor A24.

The film was acquired by A24 in May 2016 and had its world premiere last year at the Cannes Film Festival. The distributor initially gave it a June 22, 2018 release date before quickly changing it to December 7. The date was changed again in November, this time to April 19.

Now, two weeks before its scheduled release, the film is getting another release change, this time going straight to VOD on April 23. Only two theaters -- the Arclight in LA and Angelika Film Center in NYC -- will be showing it on the 19th.

The film had no release issues in Europe, where it played in theaters last summer and is available on blu-ray.

The film has gotten poor reception since its premiere.



Pitch May Get a Second Chance at Life

Buried deep in an article in the Hollywood Reporter is the news that Disney’s 20th TV may bring Pitch back as part of a deal to hold on to series creator Dan Fogelman (who also created This is Us) when his current deal is done.

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Leomie Anderson and Alexina Graham Are Victoria Secret's Newest Angels


Leomie Anderson was announced today as the newest VS Angel. She's 26, British and has walked the runway show four times. She's the third Angel announced in the past month. This brings the total Angel count to 15. Fans suspect this means that some of the older angels are leaving / not renewing their contracts.

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Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus Release Old Town Road Remix

After Billboard removed Lil Nas X's popular song "Old Town Road" from the Hot Country Songs chart, Billy Ray showed support for Lil Nas X’s track in a tweet.

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Crazy Drunk Asians: Cabal of sloshed Asian-American stars congratulate John Cho on Cowboy Bebop role

After the announcement earlier today that John Cho would be starring as professional space smoothie Spike Spiegel in Netflix's live-action adaptation of "Cowboy Bebop," Constance Wu shared this extraordinary video chat of her and numerous other Asian-American celebrities VERY drunkenly stanning hard for him (as is right and good):

(Did you know? In many interviews, John Cho mentioned that the role he wanted to play most was a cowboy, but he knew he would never be cast as one. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, CHOVERLORD!)

Source: Instagram and my stan brain

All WILL become true believers of his smooth Spikey sexiness.