February 11th, 2018

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Dakota Johnson Taught Jamie Dornan How To Take Off Her Underwear + Conan gives him a Razzie



Dakota showed Jamie how to take off her panties without just pulling them down like he was doing a prank. He also doesn't even know which clip from the movie he's supposed to show. The clip is cringeworthy. "Where is everyone?" "Elsewhere." - this is the actual dialogue from the clip.



-Jamie says he won a Razzie for Worst Actor and also that he and Dakota won Worst On-Screen Couple. He's sad that they never invited him to the show since he would have attended. Conan gives him a Razzie to make him feel better.


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ONTD Original: A look at the mess that is the Fifty Shades Trilogy

ONTD ORIGINAL:
FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKERY



Since the Fifty Shades Trilogy has been deemed as an “ode to consent”, I thought I would highlight all the fuckery in these books and how it is the complete opposite. The trilogy has gone on to make $1 billion at the box office (vomit) because women have been sexually repressed and shamed for the longest so they naturally loved these books. Who doesn’t dream of marrying a billionaire with mommy issues that leaves ~love bites~ all over your body so you can’t wear revealing clothing?!

This will be a three part ONTD Original that is dedicated to every book in the trilogy.


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Kathleen Kennedy (Lucasfilm) Opens Up About Firing Lord & Miller

Follow-up to this post from months ago.




Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy has opened up to Entertainment Weekly about the firing of Phil Lord and Christopher Miller — previous directors for Solo: A Star Wars Story before Ron Howard stepped in.

"I just say over and over again that, yes, it was an incredibly difficult decision that we had to make and obviously it was pretty late in the game, which shows we spent a lot of time trying not to have to make that decision. And I think both Chris and Phil are enormously talented and incredibly funny. When all of this came together, all of us wanted nothing more than to have this be an incredible working experience. And when it was not working out as we had all hoped, it wasn't out of lack of talent.

I think these guys are hilarious, but they come from a background of animation and sketch comedy and when you are making these movies you can do that and there's plenty of room for improvisation, we do that all the time. But it has to be inside of a highly structured process or you can’t get the work done and you can't move the armies of people to anticipate and have things ready. So, it literally came down to process. Just getting it done.

There comes a point where there’s only so much you can do and then you have to take a different course and that's where we ended up."


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The Hacienda nightclub named one of England's most important sites



-The Hacienda, a club in Manchester that got it's start in the 1980s, owned by New Order and Factory Records, is highly responsible for the birth of UK rave culture
-The club had a ton of financial issues, with New Order's pay financing the place - they lost £18 million over the years
-The club was also riddled with drug problems and violence, and finally shut down for good in 1997
-Peter Hook of New Order wrote a book called The Hacienda: How Not To Run A Club, entailing the whole experience
-The Hacienda is also the subject of the 2002 movie 24 Hour Party People, starring Steve Coogan



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ONTD Roundup






For Saturday, Febraury 10 2018:

               • Meghan Markle’s half-sister calls her aid work 'exploitative
               • Best Coast: "Can we stop acting like Amy Schumer is even fat OR ugly?
               • Kim Cattrall posts on Instagram about SJP "exploiting [Kims] tragedy"
             

            ONTD Originals:
               •  The Spanish period piece craze
               •  Ten of the Most AH-MAH-ZING Episodes/Moments from ABC's 'Happy Endings'                   


               Free For Alls:
               •  FFAO: Saturday Post
               •  Free For All Saturday
               •  Yesterday's Roundup


     

In case you missed it:
Valenstans 2018 is coming! Click HERE for more information.

Erika Jayne

Do you have love for New York? I know! Where are the men of ILNY now?



Kamal “Chance” Givens


Reunited with Tiffany Pollard in 2016 on The Next: 15. He is still releasing music.

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Michael Haneke called the #metoo movement a “witch hunt” that “poisons” the social climate.



Oscar-winning Austrian film director Michael Haneke called it a “witch hunt” that “poisons” the social climate.

"I regard this hysteria of rash judgments that is spreading at the moment as absolutely disgusting. People are just being finished off in the media, their lives and careers are being ruined."

"It destroys the lives of people, whose crime has not been proven in many cases. This new man-hating puritanism that comes in the wake of the #MeToo movement worries me."

"The actors who fall under suspicion in the light of such allegations are often cut out of movies and TV series as the media corporations start scratching their heads over the potential loss of audiences."

“This has nothing to do with the fact that every sexual and every violent assault – both against women and men – should be condemned and punished. But a witch hunt should be left in the Middle Ages.”

“Every Shitstorm that breaks out on the internet and in the comment section of serious media outlets after such ‘revelations’ poisons the social climate. The malignancy of self-styled internet critics makes any debate on the topic all the more difficult.”

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Pajiba Review: "50 Shades Freed" is an Ignorant, Poisonous Anti-Feminist Hate Anthem




Fifty Shades Freed is worse than just a shitty movie about white people fucking with a limp attempt at incorporating BDSM and a stupid plotline about revenge and redemption.
• The movie promotes itself as a Cinderella romance with a dash of kink, with a bland brunette nobody who is swept off her feet by a charming billionaire with a simple penchant for handcuffs and rough play.
• Christian Grey is petty and jealous, he doesn’t want to "share" her with a potential child. When she does even the slightest thing to anger him, he gives her the silent treatment and ignores her (and then later argues with her and blames her for his upset).
• EL James thinks that his personality is somehow tied into his BDSM desires, as if being interested in a different variant of sexual appetite is the result of being a domineering shitbird.

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I wanted to copy and paste the article directly, it's amazing.


do you agree with the author? "There’s nothing to redeem Fifty Shades Freed, not even the promise of titillation. It’s like offering waffles for breakfast and then making the waffles out of misogyny and feces. Enjoy your god damn shitwaffle, America. You deserve it."

Kim Kardashian Expanding Beauty Line with Lipsticks

https://instagram.com/p/BfB79M6lNuc


Kylie Jenner's older sister has apparently had a beauty line for a sometime featuring some Claire's contour sticks and some bug repellant which she is marketing as perfume. Now the older sister has just announced on her Instagram that KKW Beauty will add lipsticks to the lineup. The announcement just featured her lips and her cleavage - no lipstick swatches in sight or packaging previews in sight.

No word if this new line will be manufactured ColourPop.



OP Note: It's been awhile since I've delivered a trash beauty post and with this, I'm back on brand!

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ONTD Original: Ten Moore AH-MAH-ZING Episodes/Moments of ABC's 'Happy Endings'


“They want more? Well, I'll give them Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore (ow!)” It was clear to me and everyone that containing ten moments/episodes would not suffice into one post (and lbr, this second post still won't be enough) so here we are. Ten more of the best episodes and moments from this beloved show, Taken from us and our airwaves too soon by the French...if ABC Studios were French that is. Where was Liam Neeson when you needed him? Our show runs awkwardly too, just like Kim (Maggie Grace)! Save it Liam, damn it! Alright, without further nonsense here are ten more episodes/moments from Happy Endings.


Another Best Moment from S02E16 - “Cocktails & Dreams”
“Bitch! It is 5:30am.” - Brad
“Bitch! It is 5:40am.” - Jane

Episode Description: Dave gets a liquor license for his food truck, making it a new, speakeasy-styled, hot spot; the gang avoids Dave because his signature drink gives them sex dreams about him. Along the way, Dave's popularity of his truck gets to his head, leading to him making stupid decisions, including hosting a birthday party for and forming a strange friendship with Colin Hanks. At the end of the episode, Alex, after drinking one of Dave's drinks, wakes up in bed with him.


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ONTD, are you binge watching Happy Endings on this fine Sunday?

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New York Attorney General has filed a civil rights lawsuit against Harvey Weinstein



- Eric Schneiderman, the Attorney General of New York, has filed a civil rights lawsuit against human trash can Harvey Weinstein. The lawsuit reveals new allegations of sexual misconduct against Harvey Weinstein and repeated violations of the law by company officials that endangered employees. Schneiderman has consistently challenged the Trump administration and is now going after TWC, Harvey and Robert Weinstein. Weinstein has allegedly told employees that he will kill them and kill their families.



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Man of the Wood prevails; Sells 293k (SPS) & 242k (pure); Say Something announced as 2nd Single

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Just when fake outrage from LocalsNTD and twitter tried to "end" a powerful legend, the white prince of Pop still prevails. Legend of the Woods sold 293,000 copies w/ no hit and 1 major promo. This gave JT his fourth #1. It was also announced that "Say Something" will be JT's 2nd single from MOTW. Check out MOTW feats below...or scroll begrudgely!







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Did you like Man of the Woods, ONTD?


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SAG-AFTRA Announces "Four Pillars of Change" in Sexual Harassment Code of Conduct




The Screen Actors Guild released an updated sexual harassment code of conduct, aiming to combat harassment, empower members to support each other, expand intervention efforts and pursue solutions for victims and survivors of harassment and assault.

The "Four Pillars" includes new rules and guidelines on harassment, education initiatives, expanded intervention efforts, and building safe groups in combatting harassment.

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The Cure's Robert Smith to curate Meltdown Festival



-The Cure's Robert Smith will be the 25th curator of Meltdown Festival, taking place in London June 15-24th at the Southbank Centre
-Past curators include Jarvis Cocker, M.I.A., Patti Smith, Nick Cave, and Brian Eno
-Smith says he'll be choosing more than 30 of his faves
-Lineup to be announced next month

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ONTD, how would you curate your own festival?
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Frances Bean Cobain and boyfriend celebrate one-year anniversary



-While Frances only filed for divorce in September, her and bf Matthew Cook recently celebrated their one-year anniversary
-They ate at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, and had a delicious-looking chocolate cake for dessert
-Her four-month spousal support agreement of $12,000 a month for her ex is coming to an end
-She makes $95,000 a month based on Kurt Cobain's publicity rights

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ONTD, do you wish you had steak, cake, and endless amounts of money?
HazBur

Russell Simmons hiding out in Bali amid sexual assault allegations



He has been accused by more than eight women of misconduct and is being investigated by the NYPD over two claims,
He is taking an extended stay at the Yoga Barn in Ubud, in the lush uplands of Bali.
It offers yoga, meditation, cleanses and detox, healing and ayurvedic therapy, reiki, spiritual guidance, and even colonics.
He is focusing on yoga and meditation, as well as his spiritual and emotional health.
Simmons is going to write a book apparently about spirituality, healing and yoga.

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Details about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding revealed




- The wedding is set to take place at noon British time (7:00AM EST/4AM PST) on May 19th. The ceremony will last about an hour.

- They'll take a carriage ride afterwards

- The Archbishop of Canterbury will conduct the ceremony but the Dean of Windsor will lead the full service

- There'll be two receptions, one held after the wedding and then one later in the evening, courtesy of Prince Charles

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Shawn Mendes is Being Compared to a Goat 🐐


Occasional singer, Shawn Mendes, is being compared to a goat via Twitter. Yes, uh, you heard that right...a goat. 🐐  It all started when a fan named Ana (@itsmendesart) started posting side-by-side photos of Mendes and different goats and it started going viral. The photos vary of him singing, smiling, laughing, and holding a rose alongside photos of goats making similar poses or facial expressions. More comparisons behind the cut.


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CBB US Day 4: Wait...I voted to save! + Nominations!




-World Peace thinks he had voted for Chuck to stay since he doesnt know how the game works.

-The house plans to get Omarosa out during HOH and Shannon accidentally lets her plan slip out to Omarosas face.

-Omarsa suffers an asthma attack during the HOH competition and is forced to the leave the house.

-James throws the HOH to Ross to show his loyalty to the new Final 4 alliance (Ross/James/Shannon/Tracy Turnblad)

-The house speculates if Omarosa will return. With Omarosa possibly gone, Ross doesn't feel a need to put up Keshia but would rather go after another power duo.

-Omarosa returns to the house leaving Ross conflicted with what to do. Ross ends up nominating Omarosa/Keshia. Omarosa interrupts Ross during his explanation making things tense.

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ONTD Original: Unsolved Mysteries Lost Loves (V-Day Edition!)

Unsolved Mysteries strived to bring justice to victims of various crimes. However, they also wanted to pull at your heartstrings with their reunion segments. Almost every episode had one - stories of people separated by war, families, adoptions, death. Many of these stories tugged at the heartstrings, and brought viewers to tears as they watched long-awaited reunions.



In this ONTD original series, resident true crime junkies beaarthursdrug and patchsassy go to the way-back machine for some of our favorite segments from the 1980s classic Unsolved Mysteries. (Note: all old episode numbers correspond with episodes on Amazon Prime)

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We know that our posts have been devoid of POC...sadly UM didn’t feature a lot of minorities back in the day. Which reunion story has made you sob like a baby?

Infinity War LEGO sets leak (spoilers!)


  • LEGO Infinity War sets box art has leaked, in anticipation of the upcoming blockbuster film.

  • There are currently six sets known. The leaked titles are “Attack of the Riders,” “The Search for Thor’s Weapon,” “Corvus Glaive Attacks,” “The Hulkbuster Fight,” “Thanos: The Last Battle,” and “The Battle in the Sanctum Sanctorum.”

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Animation Legend Butch Hartman Departs From Nickelodeon



"Who?" - ONTD
Butch Hartman is the creator of Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom. After twenty years, he has departed from Nickelodeon.

"If I could say one thing about my time at Nickelodeon is that I got to laugh every single day.
I encourage all of you to find a job or a career or something that you do that allows you to laugh every single day."


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waiting for that voice actors tag tbh!!!
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Star Trek Disco Producer Talks Season 2




Entertainment Weekly interviewed one of Disco's producers, Alex Kurtzman after the finale. He reflects a bit about what worked and what didn't work about season 1 and teases a bit about what might happen in season 2. Ok rest of the summary is going behind a spoiler cut so don't click if you haven't seen the finale.

[Spoiler (click to open)]So firstly, Kurtzman plays it VERY coy when asked about Georgiou possibly being in season 2. So I'm guessing that's a yes! He also is being coy about how much we'll see of the Enterprise in season 2 after that kinda cliffhanger ending where Discovery got a distress signal from Enterprise (which at this point in time is being captained by Pike).

He also talked about how people responded really positively to the Pahvo mission episode and how season 2 will still be serialized but I suspect we'll get a lot more semi-stand alone episodes. Also, thank God, it seems that he realized that people didn't love the long scenes where everyone was speaking Klingon. And since the war is over, we'll be seeing less of Klingons anyway. Ok, I think that basically covers the important parts. Click the source to find out more!


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