#10. IMOGEN HEAP (2007)
The best new artist nominee was at one with nature on the red carpet – literally. Clad in flowers and lily pads, and holding a frog, the ethereal singer capped off her look with a potted plant on her head.
#9. TERI HATCHER (2006)
Presenter Hatcher chose this see-through Jean Paul Gaultier dress because "I didn't want anybody to have to wonder if I wore underwear or not." We just wondered if she looked in the mirror.
#8. JOSS STONE (2005)
Instead of blossoming at the Grammy Awards, Stone wilted in this busy Petro Zillia gown that's more bedsheet than hippy-chic.
#7. MARY J. BLIGE (2004)
Wearing this fluffy marabou Gucci jacket, was the three-time Grammy winner curious about how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
#6. GWEN STEFANI (2003)
With No Doubt's win that year for best pop performance, Stefani might've been feeling hella good – but she looked hella bad in wacky white tails and thigh-high boots.
#5. SHERYL CROW (2002)
Crow's a big Grammy winner (with nine awards), but in '02, the singer was a fashion loser, sporting what looked like a bathrobe over her honky-tonk boots and Daisy Duke shorts.
#4. CHRISTINA AGUILERA (2001)
At least she left the chaps at home! Thankfully, Aguilera has since ditched the braids-and-boobs look from 2001 for her recent super-glam style.
#3. BRITNEY SPEARS (2000)
She's just tutu much! Drowning in a sea of sherbet-colored tulle, Spears, in 2000, was taking being a "pop princess" too far, looking way too much like – Peaches 'n Cream Barbie.
#2. JADA PINKETT SMITH (1999)
Before her transformation into a metalhead in Wicked Wisdom, Pinkett Smith got all wrapped up in her Grammys outfit – apparently leaving half her dress at home.
#1. LIL' KIM (1998)
The rapper sent glitter stock soaring with her tube-top-and-panties outfit – and if her hip-hop career ever ends, she'll always have Vegas!
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