September 12th, 2016
Chainsmokers are NHF Perfect Illusion
#TheChainsmokersAreOverParty is trending after they liked a tweet regarding Lady Gaga's 'Perfect Illusion'. pic.twitter.com/OZWliFYVhv
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) September 11, 2016
Chainsmokers recently liked the tweet:
@musicnews_facts @ladygaga already selling HALF as many as @TheChainsmokers on itunes after just 2 days. Awful lead single. Era killer.
— Jord (@Jord3058) September 11, 2016
src: 1 2
Do you think Perfect Illusion is an ERA killer ONTD ?
CM Punk Loses His First UFC Fight to Mickey Gall
Former @WWE star @CMPunk lost his @UFC debut last night. Details: https://t.co/R6oCruPn1Y pic.twitter.com/9MoKHt9gNW
— Sky Sports 📺 (@SkySports) September 11, 2016
- Former WWE superstar CM Punk suffered defeat on his UFC debut, submitting to Mickey Gall inside the first round of their welterweight clash in Cleveland.CM Punk loses in his UFC debut.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 11, 2016
Mickey Gall easily takes the victory, winning by submission in the 1st Rd. pic.twitter.com/ivaVd4WpNx
- The 37-year-old, who left the WWE in 2014 after a nine-year association with the company to pursue a career in the UFC, was under pressure from the first bell and was on his back less than 10 seconds into the fight.
- Punk, pinned up against the fencing, was unable to wriggle free from under Gall and was caught by numerous blows to the head, including a powerful right to the temple. In his attempts to get free, Punk was then locked into a rear-naked choke by Gall and left with no option but to tap his hand on the mat just 2.14 into the first round.
🎶 Oh @MickeyGall you so fine! #UFC203 https://t.co/Nqiv1MLmuh
— UFC (@ufc) September 11, 2016
SOURCE1
SOURCE2
SOURCE3
Back by Semi-Popular Demand: ONTD Original 6 More Embarrassing Moments in the Japanese Entertainment
Maeda Atsuko’s Drunken Night becomes a Meme
(Warning: Heavy memeing means heavy image section)
[Click here to read]
Let’s kick things off with a lighthearted moment. Maeda Atsuko was indisputably the eternal center during her time at AKB48. As the face of the national idol group, she had to maintain a clean image to cater to her fans. So of course, when you’re about to graduate from an idol group, the first thing you want to do is to start doing things without fear of wota backlash. Acchan’s choice of activity? Co-ed karaoke party and drinking. However, Acchan had one too many drinks, and was having difficulty maintain her balance and crying for no apparent reason. This situation results in a problem: How do you get Acchan home when she can’t even walk properly? Apparently, the solution is to get actor Sato Takeru to awkwardly hold her with both hands and carry her home. Unfortunately for the two of them, the tabloids got hold of pictures of this incident, and a Japanese internet meme was born.


(T/N: The movie poster title is "Bodyguard" as in the Whitney Houston movie with Sato Takeru and Maeda Atsuko credited on the top)

















Jin Akanishi’s Questionable (Trigger Warning: Rape) Lyrics
[Click here to read]
Once upon a time, Japanese and Korean artists were all trying to break into the American music scene at once. First, it was Utada. Then BoA. Then Se7en. Then SNSD. Then Utada again. Then Brown Eyed Girls. Then Crystal Kay. And the list goes on, and I probably didn’t even get the order right because it’s a huge clusterfuck. Among those attempts to crack into the American music scene is then Johnny & Associate’s Jin Akanishi. While the start of his American music career had some glimmers of promise, one particular song in his album caused an uproar both among his fans and general followers of J-Pop: That’s what she said. The song attempts at a play on neologism by constantly pitching two words to form a new word like a person on lexicon Shark Tank. While the concept itself is already stupid, the real problem lies in the chorus:
( Collapse )
Enon and Becky: Beetlejuicing the Media via LINE
[Click here to read]

Translation provided by source:
Kasai Tomomi’s Child Pornography Scandal
Chiaki Takahashi’s Konya wa Chupa Rico
Although Chiaki Takahashi may warrant a “who” from pretty much everyone, chances are that you may have actually heard her voice acting work in various anime or games. She is most notable for providing the voice of Azusa Miura for The Idolm@ster franchise. Given the fact that she does voice acting for Idolm@ster, it isn’t surprising that avex decided to give her a shot at a solo singing career. Given the fact that she already has an idol-esque fanbase through the Idolm@ster franchise, one would expect her to stay within that lane and grow a fanbase from there, right? Nope. Instead, they decide to take inspiration from her mostly unknown gravure career, and we are left with cheesy “sexy” music with a music video that throws as many sexual clichés as possible.
Warning: Video is NSFW
But among all the sexual clichés, everybody that is even aware of this music video only remembers it for one reason and one reason only.
[NSFW gifs]


Maro Resume/CV Update: Failed Politician, Failed Farmer, Shotgun Wedding Husband, Father, Host, AV (Adult Video) Actor
[Click here to read]


And here’s the part where I clearly don’t love myself: I watched it. And here is why I consider his porn debut a flop. The premise of Face to Face is to have the AV stars talk about themselves and then talk about their preferences and experiences with sex. At one point, Hikaru talked about how she liked licking. Then, when they started the foreplay, she flipped him over. She starts going toward his ass. She opens her mouth, clearly intending to use her tongue. It’s happening. IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING. DESPITE THE FACT HE’S DEBUTING ON A STRAIGHT AV, WE’RE GOING TO SEE HIM RIMMED. WE ARE GOING TO BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO A JGV MARO. … Nope. She licks his fucking buttcheek. And constantly stops every second to laugh at herself. If you are going to do assplay, full ass it. Let her mow your ass like grass. In your own words, it takes in a lot of sunlight [so surely it must be filled with nutrients]. I’m sure grass is an important part of the diet from your weight loss/lifestyle program.
And that’s it for Mar--
HONORABLE MENTION
[Click here to read]Maro and EXILE Naoto as backup dancers for Maki Goto’s SOME BOYS! TOUCH.
Sources
Maeda Atusko 1 / 2
Jin Akanishi 1
Enon/Becky 1 / 2 / 3
Kasai Tomomi 1 / 2 / 3 (Warning, 2 and 3 contains the picture in question)
Takahashi Chiaki 1
Maro 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
Honorable Mention 1
Anna Camp and Skylar Astin marry
Pitch Perfect's Anna Camp and Skylar Astin are married! https://t.co/Uj0nMaZnWt pic.twitter.com/EqSzgB6nhq
— People Magazine (@people) September 12, 2016
Pitch Perfect stars Skylar Astin and Anna Camp got married on Saturday and have shared a picture from the wedding.
Source
Zayn has finally covered his Perrie tattoo + Update on Perrie and Luke Pasqualino's romance
Zayn Malik has completely covered up his Perrie Edwards tattoo now - check out what's he's replaced it with ✨💫👽 pic.twitter.com/BM3zoJ21ab
— Sugarscape (@sugarscape) September 12, 2016
— A year after their breakup, Zayn has finally covered the tattoo of Perrie that he got back in 2013.
— This is the same tattoo that Ziam shippers thought that it was a female version of Liam and not Perrie.
— The cover up isn't complete yet, but you can already see the new design.
— Zayn posted things on Twitter and Instagram this weekend to support his girlfriend Gigi Hadid at NYFW and her collaboration with Tommy Hilfiger.
( Collapse )
source: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
ONTD, have you ever gotten a tattoo that you later regretted?
Alternative question if you're not into tattoos: Where was the last place you went on vacation?
Tom Brady is a failure: Puts Flawless & Devoted wife to work
Don't worry guys. I will keep him ready. #Brady'scamp #IwillwhatIwant 😂😂😂
ha insta
Football is back!!!!!! What's going on with your Team, ONTD? I'm gonna miss this Beast 💚💙💚💙

Stan Wawrinka beats Novak Djokovic to win his 3rd slam title (somewhere Andy Murray is screaming)
Still perfect!@stanwawrinka moves to 3-0 in Slam finals, def. #Djokovic 6-7, 6-4, 7-5, 6-3 to win first #usopen. pic.twitter.com/5Ol0VOq4zU
— US Open Tennis (@usopen) September 12, 2016
- Wawrinka is the 6th man to win his first 3 slam finals (Federer was the 5th)
- At 31 is the oldest oldest male US Open champion since Ken Rosewall in 1970
- His win means each active men's singles slam winner holds a US Open title
- Each slam Wawrinka has won by beating the world #1 in the final (Nadal in 2014, Djokovic in 2015 and 2016)
- Djokovic seemingly struggled against a foot injury during the match, there was some debate as to whether or not it was used as a cover for cramps (MTOs are not allowed for cramps)
( Collapse )
Safarova and Mattek-Sands win women's doubles
.@BMATTEK and @luciesafarova capture their 3rd career Grand Slam Doubles title --> https://t.co/NF6HnmgMW4 #USOpen pic.twitter.com/S6yZ4FFpAh
— WTA (@WTA) September 11, 2016
- This is their 3rd slam title
- beat Garcia and Mladenovic
- The French pair were a game from victory in the 2nd set but ultimately lost the match
( Collapse )
Source 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Source 1, 2, 3
The Peoples Court brings back Doug Llewelyn for new season
‘The People’s Court’ Brings Back Doug Llewelyn For New Season https://t.co/fVIsRi3qhH
— Inquisitr News (@theinquisitr) September 7, 2016
-No word on why Curt Chaplin was let go
-Llewelyn returns after last being on the show in 1993
-I was shocked
Source
Do you watch watch court tv ONTD? Fave judge?
Britney Spears celebrates her sons' birthdays with Pokémon! CoroCoro leaks more Sun & Moon news
Caption:
Big bday for my boys! Double digits whoop whoop! 🎉
Britney Spears threw her sons a Pokémon-themed birthday party this weekend! Sean Preston, born September 14 in 2005, celebrated his 11th birthday and Jayden, born September 12 in 2006, celebrated his 10th birthday.
In other news, the September edition of the Japanese magazine CoroCoro has leaked more information about Pokémon Sun & Moon. As promised, the secret of Rockruff's evolution is revealed as well as more information on Ultra Beasts.
( Collapse )
Pokémon Sun & Moon is releasing in most regions on November 18, 2016 and in Europe on November 23, 2016.
Which version are you getting ONTD? Sun or Moon? What do you think about Ultra Beasts?
Sources 1, 2
Blind Item: Who's giving blowjobs in a photo booth?

New blind item from Lainey:
"There’s a photo booth at one of the most popular celebrity restaurants in LA. And some really, really great gossip goes down, sometimes literally, inside of it. Here are some of the photo booth’s dirtiest stories over the last few months:
An actor in a bad mood with his date, not famous. She’s oblivious to his sulky behaviour, pretty excited to be there, and pleads with him to take a picture with her. When she pulls him into the booth, he obliges, then there’s a loud thud from inside, followed by a muffled gasp. He exits. She comes out a few minutes later, weeping, and then leaves by herself.
A married couple. She’s the star in the relationship. But they love getting high together. Sometimes, when they’re using though, she gets paranoid and insecure. One night she accused him of being attracted to someone else. She starts obsessing about her weight. They start fighting. He starts pleading with her. He pulls her into the photo booth to calm her down. She’s crying about wanting to throw up her dinner, doesn’t want to wait until they get home. He grabs a napkin and she does it right there.
And finally, he’s young, she’s older. She’s feeling herself though, that he would be interested in her, after having children and after her sh-tty relationship. So, emboldened by his attraction to her, when they end up in the photo booth, she rewards him for his attention and sucks him off."
Pretty sure the restaurant is The Nice Guy.
SOURCE
leo messi celebrates first birthday of baby boy mateo
Gigi Hadid covers Dazed Magazine 25th Anniversary Issue + Hangs out with Zayn during NYFW
.@gigihadid stars on the first cover of our 25th anniversary issue.
— Dazed (@Dazed) September 12, 2016
📷 @rankinphoto
Fashion @kegrand#DAZED25 pic.twitter.com/90anhoo40v
- Gigi is the cover star of Dazed Magazine's special 25th anniversary issue, photographed and styled by co-founder and photographer Rankin and Katie Grand.
- Despite being the first of 9 separate covers, Gigi has biggest spotlight for the special issue, translating to a 18-page feature story and an interview with Moss's 13-year-old daughter, Lila Moss Hack, a self-proclaimed Hadid fan.
- In addition to an editorial spread and interview, Rankin also created a fashion film in which Hadid ransacks the Dazed HQ in London and spray paints a heart on Zayn's previous cover.
You can watch the film here:
( Collapse )
Gaga Interview Round Up Post

Lady Gaga At SiriusXM Radio
-Drinking before singing Jazz helps mellow her out, but not before singing and dancing
-Album title is set, but not released
-Title is personal, not a concept album, each song is autobiographical
-Tour is confirmed 2017
-Video is already shot, no date
-Still smokes pot, but remains healthy and balances everything
-LG5 is very dynamic, PI is not indicative of the sound of the album
-She is in AHS, character very different from Hotel
( Collapse )
Source
Source 2
Source 3
Image Source
SNL Not Hiring Chris Redd, Hires Mikey Day and Two New Cast Members Including First Latina
#SNL adds three to cast for season 42 https://t.co/K5dqlhycok pic.twitter.com/VMxhj7NmDj
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 12, 2016
- There was a mix up and it's been confirmed Chris Redd isn't joining the cast.
- Mikey Day still joining.
- Two new cast members are Alex Moffat and Melissa Villasenor
- Vellasenor was previously on America's Got Talent and has already made her twitter account private (smart tbh)
Source: 1 / 2
Cory Booker and "instagram poet" Cleo Wade are now dating
EXCLUSIVE: Cory Booker is dating Instagram poet Cleo Wade https://t.co/CMHQgXZISA pic.twitter.com/WPDOl6deMg
— Page Six (@PageSix) September 12, 2016
If you were wondering exactly an instagram poet does, Cleo (who may or may not have briefly dated Robert Pattinson previously) posts handwritten motivational poems on her popular instagram account.
[A sampling under the cut:]
SOURCE
SOURCE
SOURCE
Lady Gaga has "no plans" to collab with Madonna or continue Telephone.

On her U.S. radio promo tour, Gaga visited the Andy Cohen radio show, AMPradio, Caron & Cane, SiriusXM & the Elvis Duran morning show where she revealed more information on her upcoming untitled album.
Andy Cohen asked Gaga if she had any plans to continue the Paparazzi/Telephone story on her upcoming album. Gaga replied, "I don't know... I don't know yet if that's going to be a part of this record. This record's very different from the other albums and it's not a conceptual album. It's really autobiographical and every single song tells a story that's related to my life in a very personal way so I don't know if that's quite going to fit into that." She also told Andy that she has no collab with Beyonce at the moment.
After Andy brought up the 2015 MET Gala picture Lady Gaga took with Madonna and Katy Perry, he asked if she had any plans to work with Madonna. She replied, "I mean... There's no plan. No."
Gaga later explains to Andy that she feels women in music do not lift each other up enough. She feels that women miss so many opportunities to support each other.
( Collapse )
This is the only a couple of the many interviews Gaga has lined up for the week so hopefully we get more info soon! Promo queen!

Source + Source + Source + Source + Source
From Dusk Till Dawn Season 3 Episode 3 promo
Did Kesha and Taylor write a song together?
Kesha and Taylor Swift might tell the world to 'F*ck Off' in new single: https://t.co/ilPDmQiosj pic.twitter.com/5FYEN5amOn
— ELLE Magazine (US) (@ELLEmagazine) September 12, 2016
In a recent Instagram post Kesha wrote "making a FUCK OFF song with a casual Grammy award winning secret person ✨✨☄☄☄⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🦄🦄🦄 I got a good feeling about this one ......." People are speculating it's Taylor because Kesha used 13 emojis (Tay's lucky number).
Source
Toronto Film Festival Mega picture post
Ben Barnes joins the cast of Marvel/Netflix's Punisher
#ThePunisher Exclusive: @BenBarnes Joins Netflix's Latest Marvel Spinoff as Series Regular https://t.co/Xt2ja7ud1f pic.twitter.com/RvA7xAbI2D
— TVLine.com (@TVLine) September 12, 2016
-- Will be a series regular.
-- Character he's playing isn't 100% known but its rumored to be Bobby Saint. Saint is a 2004 Punisher film character whose death results in Castle's entire family being murdered. His story will obviously change since Frank's MCU origin followed the comics.
Source
which characters do you want in this show ontd?
Britney Spears: New 2017 Las Vegas dates + Celine Dion does Work Bitch + Miley Cyrus on Brit
who's going to Vegas? or whose already been?
( Collapse )
( Collapse )
( Collapse )
( Collapse )
sources
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKQi8MtAtr2/
https://twitter.com/fiebrebritney_/status/775372368910901248
https://twitter.com/SlaveForUBrit/status/775144978561454080
https://twitter.com/chartdata/status/775470050211835904
https://twitter.com/BritneyDotCom/status/774371783956897793
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKMhCuzg7lS/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKOzupqg8UO/
Rami Malek at TIFF; a masterpost + first review of Buster's Mal Heart
Photos: New Rami Malek Portrait Session https://t.co/wGDvK2Vcp1 @ItsRamiMalek #TIFF16 pic.twitter.com/Oa5gkd8RkB
— Rami Malek Source (@RamiMalekSource) September 12, 2016
mods, I switched the pictures for tweets/twitter sources, the pictures are available elsewhere online as free use/domain but I can't find embedabble content so I'll just stick to tweets.
source: pictures, W magazine, Variety, Twitter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
First Look at Fallen Action Hero Dylan O'Brien as a CIA Black-Ops in American Assassin
A BTS image from @dylanobrien's camera test as Mitch Rapp. It's going to be a busy week for American Assassin fans. pic.twitter.com/QYhtJHY9rQ
— American Assassin (@VinceFlynnFilm) September 11, 2016
ONTD fav Dylan O'Brien looks unrecognizable as Mitch Rapp in Vince Flynn's upcoming blockbuster American Assassin. The Lobo Adolescente joins Michael Keaton and Taylor Kitsch in the picture.
( Collapse )
Dylie O'Bizzle returns to MTV's Teen Wolf for its sixth and final season beginning November 15 at 9/8c.
Sources: @VinceFlynnFilm, 1.
Dua Lipa - Blow Your Mind (MV)
Madonna at the Alexander Wang Fashion Show
Madonna at the Alexander Wang Fashion Show, New York [10 September 2016 - Pictures & Videos] https://t.co/uQSM9dFBbK pic.twitter.com/NHin5NBLK7
— madonnarama.com (@madonnarama) September 11, 2016
source 1 2

Céline Dion Does Rendition Of Hot In Herre, Work Bitch + More
( Collapse )
She also performed her new song "Recovering" which P!nk wrote for her
SOURCES : 1/ 2 / 3
Vikings: Ferdia Walsh Peelo confirmed as Alfred the Great + Instagram Update
Fifty Shades Darker teaser
Drake reportedly buys his neighbor's house after history of noise complaints
Drake lives out "Where Ya At?" lyrics by actually buying his neighbor's house https://t.co/xInHX7BNWH pic.twitter.com/51uu9L9V8v
— Complex UK (@complex_uk) September 12, 2016
In Future's hit "Where Ya At?", Drake raps "I’ll buy the neighbors house if they complain about the noise. Guess he kept good on that promise because the Canadian actor reportedly purchased his neighbor's house for an easy $2.85M. The home is right next door to his massive YOLO estate and has four bedrooms and five bathrooms.

( Collapse )
Peep more photos of the ranch-style house over at Trulia.
source/source/
Honestly must feel bad for his neighbors. Living next to people like him & Justin Bieber must be a fucking nightmare
Amanda Seyfried Engaged to Thomas Sadoski
Exclusive: Amanda Seyfried is engaged to Thomas Sadoski! https://t.co/Bh4Lk0lJYl pic.twitter.com/8rBAbb8RNe
— Us Weekly (@usweekly) September 13, 2016
source https://twitter.com/usweekly/status/775496233356058625
Kirstie Alley joins Scream Queens
Breaking: @KirstieAlley Joins @ScreamQueens as Series Regular https://t.co/OycocU8jEq … pic.twitter.com/NK5sHGFFFh
— TVLine.com (@TVLine) September 12, 2016
-She will play the hospital administrator
Source
Official stills from Supergirl 2x01
SUPERMAN At Odds With MARTIAN MANHUNTER In New SUPERGIRL Stills https://t.co/IbHui0RUMT pic.twitter.com/W67NhxrDPt
— Newsarama (@Newsarama) September 12, 2016
Source
#Squad founder Taytay & Super Natural Friend Group member Gigi meet up for dinner in NYC with Zayn
Taylor in NYC tonight with Gigi and Zayn! (@tbfhrach) pic.twitter.com/Tl6wbn9fRb
— Taylor Swift News (@TSwiftNZ) September 13, 2016
Taylor, her questionable outfit, Gigi, and Zayn go out to dinner.
( Collapse )
Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4
The 50 best '90s movies
Cosmo is giving away Britney Spears' "Private Show" perfume when you subscribe
The new Britney Spears fragrance is yours when you subscribe to Cosmo before Oct 3, 2016. https://t.co/rrmbK90UvM pic.twitter.com/nC0JQkcMtz
— Cosmo Australia (@Cosmoaustralia) September 13, 2016
Cosmopolitan Magazine is giving away Britney Spears' latest fragrance "Private Show" when you subscribe.
The "Private Show" fragrance, which came out back in July, retails for $59.
Source: Twitter
What are your favorite fragrances?
Nelly Furtado releases new song "Islands of Me"!
Islands of Me (2016) by Nelly Furtado on Spotify https://t.co/VyhTbrfKJL
— Nelly Furtado (@NellyFurtado) 12 de septiembre de 2016
ICYMI: @NellyFurtado's "Islands Of Me" was the best pop song released last week https://t.co/ovBL8oTPGm pic.twitter.com/7A2rLVHXEl
— idolator (@idolator) 12 de septiembre de 2016
“Islands Of Me” is the first taste of Nelly’s sixth LP, The Ride. The album will drop in March, 2017.
Nelly describes de album as "modern pop-alternative".
Source 1.
Source 2.
Source 3.
Slay, Queen! This is a certified bop :D
Chris Evans Talks Early Career, Relationships, and Crying

OMG. Ryan Lochte attacked LIVE by audience members during Dancing With The Stars.
Source
CAN'T SEE SHITTTTT!!
Dr. Phil's Interview with Burke Ramsey, JonBenet Ramsey's Brother
(I know a lot of y'all are sick of this case, but I will always be morbidly fascinated by it.)
Som eexcerpts:
Why did he give an interview now?
( Collapse )
Hurry up and watch the full doc before it gets pulled down!
EDIT: Some of the embedded vids aren't showing up, but u can watch them @ the sources.
Source, Source, Source, Source.
Lin-Manuel Miranda and Miguel Cervantes for Chicago Mag
Sneak peek at the October issue of Chicago magazine. We were totally cuddling. #Hamilcuddle pic.twitter.com/9i05uGDa9h
— Miguel Cervantes (@MiggstaC09) September 10, 2016
( Collapse )
interview source
miguel's tweet
chicagomag's tweet
they both look so good. damn miguel 👀
mods, is this better?