May 14th, 2016

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Everyone's favorite Teen Mom is pregnant (again)







-jenelle evans is evidently apparently pregnant with boyfriend (/convicted felon) david eason, would be her third pregnancy with a third boyfriend
-the ashley "can confirm" the pregnancy, says the producers are "not happy" about it
-fan spotted jenelle in target today sporting a bump
-jenelle denied it earlier, which she also did with her last pregnancy

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i feel so bad for jace and the roll :(

James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff filing for divorce after nine years of marriage




They've both stated that the decision caused them both tremendous sadness, and said: 'We enter this next phase with continued friendship, love and respect for one another and the shared focus of caring for our son. We ask that you respect our and, most importantly, our child’s privacy during this time.'

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Damn 9 years is a long time :(

Independence Day: Resurgence wants you to join the Army









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Blind Item: First Cry

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It’s hard to say if this very famous girl has been unlucky in love or if she is just really bad at picking a good man.

Her marriage to an actor was a disaster from the beginning. Her last relationship with a singer was a whirlwind of him cheating on her and her taking him back. Her current relationship with an actor is practically a repeat of the second.

The worst part of this? The very first person she called to cry about her current disaster? The Second Guy!

She was yelling and throwing sh*t. Then she called [Second Guy]. She said that he’s been wanting to get back together.



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I'm like, not even saying anything
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emmy award winner katherine heigl gets a new show




Who’s in it? Katherine Heigl, Steven Pasquale, Laverne Cox, Dulé Hill, Dreama Walker, Elliott Gould, Kobi Libii
Who created it? Tony Phelan, Joan Rater (Heigl reunites with Phelan and Rater on the project, as they worked together on “Grey’s), Carl Beverly, Sarah Timberman
What’s it about? The successful head of a law firm begins to fall in love with her client, who stands accused of a heinous crime that he may or may not have committed.

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yess the queen is back!
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The Graham Norton Show: Jennifer Lawrence, James McAvoy, Johnny Depp, Jack Whitehall FULL



-Jennifer talks about how she met Jack Whitehall and embarrassed herself in front of Harrison Ford
-Jennifer talks about how James shot her with a bb gun while she was peeing
-Jack Whitehall talks about how he pooped in a bathroom of a Spanish restaurant and he couldn't flush the poop so he called the waiter who didn't know english and showed him his poop and then tried to flush it and it went straight away, so it was like he gave the poop one last goodbye...
-James talks about his bald head
-Johnny Depp whispers and talks slowly about something....then he imitates Donald Trump once and then at the end again when JLaw punches him in the face
-JLaw says FUCK YOU to Donald Trump
-Graham is obsessed with Jack's pictures as a kid
-Will I Am talks about Michael Jackson and Prince (how Prince was playing the bass in Michael's face)


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Fucking hilarious episode, I wish Johnny wasn't there....

Do you have funny poop stories, ONTD?
Tiffany | I Just Wanna Dance

Vanessa Hudgens fined $1k for Defacing Rocks during Valentine's Day Trip



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- Follow up to this post.
- The Money was used to repair the rock by a volunteer group called Friends of the Forest.
- Her reps haven't commented yet.

Comic artist Darwyn Cooke has passed away



The following statement was posted on his blog earlier this morning:
We regret to inform you that Darwyn lost his battle with cancer early this morning at 1:30 AM ET. We read all of your messages of support to him throughout the day yesterday. He was filled with your love and surrounded by friends and family at his home in Florida.

Donations can be made to the Canadian Cancer Society and Hero Initiative.

Please continue to respect our privacy as we go through this very difficult time.

A longer statement will come later today.

“Then we shall not be weary. Then we shall prevail.” -- John F. Kennedy’s New Frontier speech


It was announced yesterday that he was receiving palliative care for an aggressive form of cancer. Cooke is best known for his work on DC's The New Frontier, Catwoman, The Spirit, as well as the animated shows for Batman Beyond and Superman. He was 53 years old.

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Suddenly the Koons is Trump, Trump leaks his own tape of himself speaking as his "publicist"



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People reporter says Trump leaked his 'John Miller' tape to distract public from his failure to disclose his tax returns and further scrutiny of his ex-butler (see CNN video for source). Would recommend watching the Rachel Maddow segment, very interesting. Maddow reports; "we could find so few members of (republican) congress explicitly opposed to Trump that you could fit all of them into a station wagon". Trump says "Everything I say is just a suggestion really".

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KTLA Meteorologist Liberté Chan Told to Cover Up On Air




Meteorologist Liberté Chan did the weather this morning, wearing a cute dress which seemed okay for the broadcast...that is, until the show began to get online complaints. Instead of having her change during a commercial or standing by their employee like awesome shows would, KTLA anchors decide to interrupt her broadcast to make her cover up. Then it got worse.

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Liberté has explained that the dress "keyed out," as well as accepted compliments for the dress.




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Work, Liberté.
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New Petition Says Madonna Isn’t Good Enough To Honor Prince At BBMAs




While Madonna is set to honor Prince during the Billboard Music Awards on May 22, a petition demands a line-up change. Fans argue that the geriatric pop star shouldn’t be the only artist paying tribute.

The petition reads: "We cannot let Madonna be the main and only artist tributing Prince during the 2016 Billboard Awards. He is more than worthy of a better choice as a main performer. Please sign and share this petition so that we can get a proper tribute on May 22, 2016. Timing is tight! Spread the word."

Prince appeared twice on Madonna’s 1989 album Like a Prayer. He played rhythm guitar on the title track and recorded the duet “Love Song.” Her manager also asked Prince if he would do a joint tour with Madonna, though Prince said no.


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Tiffany | I Just Wanna Dance

Tyga Talks About His Break Up With Kylie Jenner



- Says he will "always love her"
- Paps asked about if he thinks Rob Kardashian will be a good stepfather to his kid and he replied "Don't go too far"
- Sources close to the pair say Jenner and Tyga will most likely not reconcile due to trust issues and rumors of him cheating on her
- Meanwhile Kylie was seen partying with Scott Disick post break up.


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Katy Perry reveals new music is coming to a prankster pretending to be an Orlando Bloom paramour?

A prank caller who obtained Katy Perry's phone number from Azealia Banks' hacked icloud decided to give Katy a call to harass her about Orlando's recent cheating scandal and Katy happened to be in the recording studio at the time. As they were speaking, an unheard Katy Perry song played in the background. This is possibly the first indication that she's working on a new album and hasn't just gone into early retirement.
First half of the call:

Second half of the call:


Videos transcribed if you don't want to listen do but want to know what was said:
Katy: -the song. Hello?
Caller with breathy voice: "Hi, I'm with Orlando right now. He's eatin' my pussy."
Katy: what?
~unheard song starts playing in the background~
Caller: I'm with him
Katy: Who is this?
Caller: "Oh, you don't need to know"
~unheard song continues in the background~
Katy: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Caller: Are you mad?
Katy: No, not really. Um, I just want to be sure. Send me a picture.
Caller: Oh, I will. I'll send a picture of his dick in my pussy.
Katy: Ok, great.
Caller You're a flop. Bye!
Katy: Great. Bye

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Carly Rae Jepsen's next album to be disco-inspired



Pop Queen Carly Rae Jepsen has begun writing for her next studio album, taking inspiration from ABBA and the Bee Gees. Speaking to the Vancouver Sun and CTV News, she also revealed that over 200 songs were written for E•MO•TION - "In the process of making this album there were so many songs I would've loved to share but there just purely wasn't room. I actually called Jonathan (Simkin, co-founder of her label 604 Records) and was like, 'Can I have a 42-song deluxe (album) after being gone for three years? Is that really weird?' Ideas have been percolating for a while on how to shed light on these songs in the future."

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gaga who?
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Miley is Pissed She Bleached Her Hair Out of Boredom: Stars, They're Just like Us!


mileycyrus Learned a valuable lesson in this meaningless process. Bleached my fucking natural healthy a$$ hair rebelling out of boredom while dealing with a consecutive amount of time off on the Woody project ( 2 months ago)! Sitting in a random apartment with nothing to do but smoke weed (which I should've just appreciated) and fuck with my hair obvi, something inside told me I'd regret it.... That hair color comes in a box (well maybe mine) therefore it's available to purchase and what grows from my scalp naturally is mine and and only mine!!! Not to mention I felt like a self obsessed psycho while real issues are out there in the world needing to be dealt with I was sitting in front of a mirror going thru strand by strand like my hair and what it looks like actually fucking matters! lol and now I'm out here looking like every Suzy Q & Sally B there is.... Either this shit needs to grow out at super speed or I'm about to go in for a fuckin hair cut realllllll quick!!! 👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼 #imisstheoldme but I guess even writing this hunk of bull shit means I am thinking about my hair which is equally as lame and self obsessed as all of the above because really this fucking mop will make no difference to that fact Donald Trump is running for president (successfully) and climate change is extremely real and scary. So please fellow humans next time you feel that tickle in your belly while making a decision listen to what it says and know the true you can never be replicated or replaced you are the one and only you! So bad assssss!


***Miley added more today, 3 days after she made this post**

Ps if you ever start overthinking shit especially something as silly as hair.... go outside, smell a flower, center your thoughts and find something productive to do with your time.... I wish I would've taken a toke of my own medicine.... Everything is a learning experience.... Even hair LOL

PPS this isn't to discredit hair cuts/color as a tool and creative way to express yourself!!!! So if a change is something that feels right to you - fucking DO IT! Don't over think it because in the end it is fucking hair and nothing you do is detrimental and will just be a new chapter for you ❤️ my life is done chronologically in hair styles lol !!!! 👩👧👦👵


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Missing Dragon Age VA Found



A missing persons report has been filed for Greg Ellis/Jonny Rees, a voice actor perhaps best known as the voice of Cullen in the Dragon Age video game franchise. He was apparently last seen on May 11th. Ellis is reportedly a sufferer of bipolor disorder, and a friend stated that Ellis may have been in a state of hypomania when he last left his home.

Edit: He's been found!





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Such good news. If the reports are true, hopefully he'll get help.
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CBS Passes On Nancy Drew Series




The pilot starred Sarah Shahi as a grown up Nancy in today's time working in the NYPD

It's being shopped around to other networks for a potential pickup.

CBS is also being a bitch about Limitless which it has not yet renewed. It was one of the seasons better new shows and isn't like all the other CBS drivel and it better come back.

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Twitter agrees: "Black Panther" is gonna be so lit

After Black Panther's casting news of Michael B. Jordan, casting probability of Lupita Nyong'o, director and co-writer news of Ryan Coogler, and FUCKING FLAWLESSNESS of Chadwick Boseman as the film's titular feline rocking everyone's world in Captain America: Civil War, Black Twitter could not contain itself any longer and spontaneously birthed the #BlackPantherSoLit hashtag.



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emma caulfied of the iconic buffy & indie hit "timer" and "darkness falls" is pregnant

and recently had a baby shower with resident sunnydale bitches Charisma Carpenter & Clare Kramer



emmacaulfieldofficial When you realize you've known someone for 20 years and you're still young enough to have a baby. Love these two crazy clowns. @karazma @clarekramerofficial #pregnantasfuck #mybabyshower #buffyasfuck


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WORK! The Schuyler Sisters for InStyle magazine



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they look so good, but i can't find the interview anywhere online 😡

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Wynonna Earp showrunner Emily Andras talks 1X07, plus synopsis for 1X08

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No sneak peek yet, so in the meantime I'll post the interview with Wynonna Earp showrunner Emily Andras. She talks about 1X07, "Walking After Midnight" and teases 1X08.

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Episode 1X08, "Two Faced Jack" synopsis:

[Spoiler (click to open)]'Henry and Dolls put aside their differences to infiltrate a Revenant hive; at the same time, Wynonna refuses to be a serial killer’s next victim.'


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Have you ever scissored a stripper, ONTD? Are you a frog or a scorpion? What did you think about 1X07?
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The Musketeers is officially cancelled, enjoy the trailer for series 3 which starts... at some point


The BBC has openly acknowledged that this will be the last series of The Musketeers, a show that never really found its audience despite being solid, light-hearted fun with super hot leads and female characters who were actually given something to do.

The last 10 episodes will air sometime in June on the BBC, and will be available to stream through Hulu (having been dropped by BBC America) in the States. The good news for American fans is that they'll actually be able to see full episodes this time around, as opposed to the edited versions BBCA and Netflix had aired in their region.

Also, the entire series has already finished up in other regions like Greece(?) for some reason.

Farewell, my favourite stupid sexy show. If only they knew how to promote you.

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Eurovision Song Contest 2016: America, Watch and Learn






Keep in mind that it's airing in the US for the very first time, and that Justin Timberlake is performing!

ONTD, are you watching? (I.E. VIEWING POST bc it's already started!)

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Azealia Banks' "formal apology"



Azealia Banks has issued a public apology after posting a series of racist and homophobic tweets towards Zayn Malik. As a result of the tirade, Banks was suspended from Twitter, dropped from a festival and faces a possible ban in the UK.

After the incident, she tweeted that she wasn't sorry for saying what she said, but said she was sorry for the way it made people feel. But now, she's taken to Instagram to make a "proper apology."

Keep it, sis!
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Trailer for the Horror Film "The Woods"



Plot: The story involves a group of college students on a camping trip who discover they are not alone in the woods. From Adam Wingard, the director of acclaimed films "The Guest" and "You're Next".

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I'm excited for this. Loved The Guest and You're Next, and JoBlo says: We were lucky enough to see the film recently and it absolutely blew us away. We can't say anymore about the story at this point as it's a huge secret.