May 10th, 2016

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Gwyneth Paltrow lists dildo worth $15K in first sex newsletter for Goop as one of her fave sex toys



Goop released its first sex issue today. In it, Gwyneth talks about finding an organic lube ("…we set out to find a lube that comes close and meets the standards of the goop clean beauty shop—and to the joy of parched vaginas everywhere, we did.") as well as what her favorite sex toys are. Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of pricey items in her suggestions, including a 15K dildo.

Gwyneth says this newsletter was inspired after an interview in Self magazine where she said, "We have this idea that you can’t be a mother and a businesswoman and like to have sex! Like, 'Gwyneth has sex? Really?' It doesn’t seem to go together. But I think it's important, as mothers and as women contributing to society in what way we each are, that our true sexuality doesn’t get lost or put aside."

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NBA Playoffs Round 2!



The Cleveland Cavaliers swept the Atlanta Hawks for the second year in a row, winning a close Game 4 100-99. Kevin Love led the Cavs with 27pts and 13reb.

The Oklahoma City Thunder won 111-97 against the San Antonio Spurs to even the series 2-2. Kevin Durant led his team to a Mother's Day victory with 41pts.

In another OT win, the Miami Heats took Game 4 against the Toronto Raptors 94-87. Vintage Dwyane Wade carried his team to victory with 30pts and two national anthems

The Golden State Warriors came back from behind to win Game 4 in OT against the Portland Trailblazers 132-125. In Steph Curry's first game back, since he sprained his ankle in Round 1, he led his team with 40pts, 9reb and 8ast.

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The tone of this post was so close to being a lot more depressing. Curry's back!!! Despite the entertaining game, it was not a well played game by the Warriors. But it's okay cause Curry's back! 17pts in OT! A NBA record! Hopefully the mins don't catch up to him. Draymond was huge too esp with those 7 blocks! And Barnes and Klay with the clutch 3s in the end of 4th plus Klay with the great defense on Dame at the end. Wade has been playing out of his mind this post-season. Every game he's coming in the clutch and making plays for his team to win. Space Jam 2 better be about how the Monstars stole DeRozan/Lowry's talent cause this is the only explanation. KD was playing out of his mind and his mom on the sideline was so cute.
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New trailer for Pokémon Sun & Moon!! Drops November 18th 2016


- The game takes place in the Alola Region (most likely based in Hawaii)
- The three starters are the Grass/Flying Rowlet, the Fire-type Litten and the Water-type Popplio.
- You can alter your skin pigment in the game, just like X & Y
- Released on November 18th 2016
- OP is very excited
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source: The Official Pokémon Channel / PokemonCoJp / Serebii / @PLDHnet

ontd!!! do you like your new pokemon? also, the new region rocks!!!
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  • turi

Madonna's Blonde Ambition Tour Dancers Spill Tea



Oliver Crumes, Jose Gutierez and Kevin Stea give an interview to promote new documentary film "Strike A Pose". A documentary focused on Madonna's dancers during the Blonde Ambition tour and her own documentary "Truth or Dare".

They discuss:

  • Hiding HIV status as 3 of them were positive during tour.

  • Madonna's open door policy throughout the entire time.

  • How straight dancer Oliver Crumes overcame ignorance and homophobia by bonding with the gay dancers.

  • Madonna's professional and rigid work ethic.

  • The lawsuit brought on by 3 of the dancers and how Madonna treated them during (she would not look at them in court)

  • The interviewer asks if they felt used or if they felt Madonna used the LGBT community (they reply no, and feel she ultimately gave back)



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HOLD UP!!!! Korea's SM Entertainment chinese trainee and future boy band member nudes exposedt

Kinda NSFW? But you ain't getting any underage dick pics here you pervert.



Pann: Crazy SM trainee;;;;;;
"Apparently he's a private Chinese trainee who's expected to join Taeyong's NCT group. His past was recently exposed and Chinese fans are grouping up to message the company and demanding that he be kicked out. Apparently when he was on a Chinese survival show in 2013, he sent a ton of pornographic messages to a fan."

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"Why did he send pictures of his body to another man"
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Xtina & P!nk To Reunite On The Voice



P!nk will be advising teams Adam, Blake, Pharrell, and yes, team Xtina next Monday, 5/16.

I guess they buried the hatchet?

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"Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" stars Morgan Stewart and Brendan Fitzpatrick Married







-Tied the knot at Hummingbird Nest Ranch on Saturday May 7th, 2016.

More photos and details at the sources

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Samantha Bee and Patton Oswalt expose the fake pregnancy clinics that lie to women + Dan Savage





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ONTD, what would you like to see come out from the 2016 elections, besides not having Trump as our next president? I would like to see a strong progressive democratic party base emerge, to combat both the tea party and moderate/corporate democrats. Feel free to join ONTD Political!

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12 (5) secrets from Captain America: Civil War learned as told by the directors and Kevin Feige



[Spoilers ahead~]The Russos realized superhero movies were getting repetitive: “We were saying to ourselves, the genre - and perhaps the MCU - has gotten to a point where the audience are sensing the patterns in the genre, Joe and I have always been about: how do we subvert genre?” This led to the decision to make Baron Zemo an everyday instead of the typical villain that you usually see instead of the third act becoming "city under siege from CGI baddies."

Captain America was never going to die - unlike the comics: “Frankly, it just seemed like an easy ending, We thought a more complicated ending would be more interesting – to see the ramifications of that moving forward. Killing Cap ends that conceptually. There would be guilt on Tony’s part. The more difficult and more interesting place to leave a family fight is: can these important relationships ever be repaired? Is this family broken permanently?”

Captain America is no longer Captain America: “Dropping the shield is a rejection of the Captain America identity and a choice to embrace the Steve Rogers identity, The most interesting thing you can do, is to take him from a patriot in the first film to an insurgent in the third movie.”

Chadwick Boseman went method: According to Feige, Chadwick was "the only choice we ever had." During production Chadwick went Daniel Day Lewis on his role “For the entire run of the production, he spoke in that accent, whether he was on camera or not. He’s that kind of actor, he has a very specific process. It’s very intense performance.”

Bucky could appear in the Black Panther solo movie: Meanwhile Kevin Feige is being incredibly shady when asked this question “It... remains to be seen. He’s certainly in stasis there. Where and when he comes out? I’m not sure...”


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the russo brothers are creating a chinese superhero franchise



+ Joe and Anthony Russo will create and produce a Chinese superhero film franchise entitled A Hero's Awakening (nicknamed "Captain China" by local fans).
+ Anthem & Song (their own studio) will produce alongside Chinese studio Beijing FangJin Visual Media Culture Communication Company.
+ Details of A Hero's Awakening are being kept under wraps, but it will be produced in China and feature an all Chinese cast. No projected release date was announced.

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YACHT's stolen sex tape is a hoax making light of revenge porn victims




ONTD, have you ever lied about being a victim for your own gain?
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UPDATE: YACHT responded, claiming to be "disturbed" that press outlets made a irresponsible leap from "celebrity sex tape" to "revenge porn"
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Tom Hardy to cameo in Episode VIII? Spoilers & Speculation!

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Rumours from the internet which say they're from the set are that Tom Hardy could be/will be cameoing in Episode VIII, much like Daniel Craig and a who's who of others did in Episode VII.

According to Entertainment.ie, Hardy's role will be of a similar brief nature as Craig's, however, and take this with a bucket of salt rather than a pinch, Making Star Wars have laid down their 'scoop'...

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Sources:Entertainment IE, Making Star Wars, Image Credit

Are YOU cameoing in Episode VIII, and any online 'leaks' for your loyal fans, ONTD?

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Kylie Jenner's roadtrip music choice? Britney Spears + Brit Mobile game coming soon + more

The most popular Kardashian/Jenner was spotted jamming to Britney's classics while on the road with her pal:

Toxic


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Britney's new mobile game




Britney with her kids

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What's your music of choice while on the road, ontd?

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Lea

Ranked: Every Netflix Original Series So Far




The top five:
5. Making a Murderer - no Netflix series has inspired as much debate.
4. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - when it digs into the darkness and in its comic exploration of trauma, is when it starts to brush against greatness.
3. Master of None - it’s just a funny, sweet, delightful show.
2. Bojack Horseman - it’s the show’s deep, existential sadness that makes it not just a great animated comedy, but a great TV show.
1. Orange is the New Black - Jenji Kohan pulled off one of the most satisfying TV bait-and-switches.

List doesn't include shows that Netflix continued (ex. Arrested Development), series they brought over from other countries that for some reason they label as Netflix originals (ex. The Fall), or movies/specials (ex. Beasts of No Nation)


Complete list + full explanations at the source
Lea

Ranked: The 21st Century Cannes Film Festival Palme d’Or Winners So Far



The top five:
5. "The White Ribbon" (2009)
4. "Uncle Boonme Who Can Recall His Past Lives" (2010)
3. "The Tree of Life" (2011)
2. "Blue Is The Warmest Color" (2013)
1. "4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days" (2007)


There's been some truly terrible winners, jesus, I had forgotten about most of these. But this top 5 is good considering the options they had.


Complete list + reasoning at the source
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12 Monkeys Post: 2x05 Promo + Identity of Pallid Man revealed

Cassie and Jennifer must work together to save the future, while Cole makes a surprising move with Deacon.





  • Pallid Man has been revealed to be [Spoiler (click to open)]the son of the female Messenger who created the time paradox/red forest.
    The identity of his father, however, has not been revealed.

  • the function of "Primaries" (people like Jennifer) is explained

  • so is the mission of the 12 Monkeys, though not their ultimate goal


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omfg I knew the last ep would deliver

will u catch up before this fab show gets cancelled bc you're too lazy for sci-fi, ontd?


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Could "That's My Girl" Be Fifth Harmony Next Single (Alongside "All In My Head (Flex)")?

There have been strong rumors going arround about the possiblity that "That's My Girl" could be Fifth harmony second official single this era, despite the fact that "All In My Head (Flex)" will impact Rythmic Radio on June 7. Fans are trying to figure out if the snippet form the Olympic commercial could be the song heard in the behind the scene footage of the Mad Mad-themed music video shoot from almost three months ago.



You can briefly hear some of the lyrics, such has: "get up and get it". "That's My Girl" as similar lyrics according to FASHION magazine, who did a quick review of the album.
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The song is the opening track of their upcoming sophmore album 7/27, out on May 27, and is written by Tinashe. No other writer has been confirmed yet.

According to the girls entourage, their second single is "definitily [more bangin]" than 'Work From Home'. "That's My Girl" is also rumored to be produced by living legend Max Martin.

There is the possibility that "All In My Head (Flex)" will be sent to the Rythmic Radio and "That's My Girl" to the Pop Radio (Like The Weeknd did with "The Hill" and "Can't Feel My Face").


ontd, could this be the song of the summer we've been waiting for? And it will be played constantly during the Olympics. The girls are IN for the world domination!

ONTD members trying to resist the urge of dancing to 5H music


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The DISRESPECT... Christina Aguilera to perform with Whitney Houston HOLOGRAM on "The Voice"


  • ET Online heard rumors of Xtina singing with a Whitney Houston hologram for a special "The Voice" performance

  • They asked Xtina about it and she said she was sworn into secrecy, but was very excited about a grand finale


Source: ET Online

Wtf... why is The Voice having Xtina sing with a HOLOGRAM??? Wouldn't a normal tribute be fine? Maybe this is promo for the  world tour of a Whitney hologram... ok...
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Steph Curry gets first unanimous NBA MVP




-Steph got all 131 first place votes for MVP
-Kawhi Leonard, L*bron, and Bestbrook placed 2, 3, 4 respectively
-This is the second MVP in a row for Curry and 11th player to have consecutive MVPs. The only other point guards to do this are Steve Nash and Magic Johnson.

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The First Couple of Broadway, Audra McDonald and Will Swenson are Expecting Their 1st Child!







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This is the first child for Audra, 46, and Will, 42. Audra has a daughter from a previous relationship and Will has two sons. The couple was married in 2012.

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I am so happy for their family, they're cute as fuck and the REAL #relationshipgoals couple.

NBA Playoffs Round 2: This series!!!



The Oklahoma City Thunder won 95-91 to take a 3-2 lead in the series against the San Antonio Spurs. Russell Westbrook led his team with 35pts, 11reb, and 8ast.

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This has been the best series of the playoffs so far. The Spurs/Thunder have one of the nicest but entertaining lowkey rivalry. The Spurs just let up at the end. Tony Parker should not be taking so many shots. OKC's big lineup with Kanter/Adams has been very good. The ending sequence was crazy. First, Parker missed the FT than the refs missed the intentional foul on Westbrook but called the 2nd. Inside the NBA isn't as fun without the whole team. Was that Tim Duncan last game at home?

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Full file of evidence regarding singer Sir Cliff Richard & alleged sexual assault received by CPS



- The Crown Prosecution Service said it will now make a decision as to whether to bring charges or not.
- Cliff, 75, was interviewed in 2014 and 2015 by South Yorkshire Police investigating a claim of a sex crime involving a young boy in the 1980s.
The singer has never been arrested, and has always denied the claims.
- He's sold more than 250 million records worldwide. He has total sales of over 21 million singles in the UK and is the third-top-selling artist in UK Singles Chart history, behind the Beatles and Elvis Presley (for those who don't know who he is).

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Hannah Murray to join Kathryn Bigelow drama about the 1967 detroit riot



  • Movie is being directed by Bigelow (only woman to ever win a directing Oscar) and is written by Mark Boal who also wrote The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty

  • Murray is being considered for a "key role"

  • No plot details yet but the movie is about the five day riot that took place in Detroit in 1967 following police brutality

  • Bigelow is planning to shoot this summer so tthat the film can be released in time for the 50th anniversary of the riot.


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Okay but it's going to be a crime if she doesn't cast Angela Bassett in this.
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Bates Motel Postmortem: the showrunners discuss THAT huge gamechanger




VERY SPOILERY SUMMARY:

[Spoiler (click to open)]
- Carlton Cuse says that Norman discovering the suitcase in the basement is what led Norman to do what he did. Freddie Highmore says it gave him "self-awareness".
- honestly reading between the lines, Carlton says that Norma is dead, pushing up the daisies, an ex-Bates. He says that they originally planned the show to have a beginning, a middle and an end, even though they were were not going to follow the exact same sequence as the movies. Fuck you, Cuse, this is the second time you've destroyed me emotionally through TV.
- Carlton also says that the show is a tragic love story. FML SHE'S DEAD ISN'T SHE.



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Included a summary, mods. Please accept this, it's an interview with the showrunners; there isn't a promo available online yet and last night's ep was a huge gamechanger worthy of discussion.

Liam and Cheryl Take Their Romance to France

Liam Payne and Cheryl attended the Global Gift Gala in Paris, Monday night.  It is their first red carpet appearance as a couple.

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Loved up Liam even had this to say on social media:


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Have you warmed up to this unlikely pairing?
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Queen of Katwe - Official Trailer


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Queen of Katwe is the colorful true story of a young girl selling corn on the streets of rural Uganda whose world rapidly changes when she is introduced to the game of chess, and, as a result of the support she receives from her family and community, is instilled with the confidence and determination she needs to pursue her dream of becoming an international chess champion. Directed by Mira Nair (Monsoon Wedding) from a screenplay by William Wheeler (The Hoax) based on the book by Tim Crothers, Queen of Katwe is produced by Lydia Dean Pilcher (The Darjeeling Limited) and John Carls (Where the Wild Things Are) with Will Weiske and Troy Buder serving as executive producers. The film stars Golden Globe® nominee David Oyelowo (Selma), Oscar® winner and Tony Award® nominee Lupita Nyong'o (12 Years a Slave) and newcomer Madina Nalwanga.

Harry Potter and the Evader of Taxes: Emma Watson Named in Most Recent Panama Papers Leak



- Emma was named in the most recent leak which allows people to search through the database
- Her people confirmed it, but said she used the money for privacy purposes not to evade taxes
- Quote from her people: "UK companies are required to publicly publish details of their shareholders and therefore do not give her the necessary anonymity required to protect her personal safety, which has been jeopardised in the past owing to such information being publicly available. Offshore companies do not publish these shareholder details."

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I thought European celebrities used Swiss banks. ONTD, do you have millions of pounds from a successful franchise that you need to protect?
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Azealia Banks gets bored, seeks attention via Zayn




Zayn is added to the countless celebs copying Azealia Banks I guess, though she's not really mad about it cause Zayn's cute.

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Lmao the last two comparisons..
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Skai Jackson Drags That One Racist Twitter Troll

Skai Jackson of Disney Channel fame & a popular twitter meme, got in a twitter feud with that one hit wonder girl and fully embarrassed her. Semi-follow up to this post

It all started with this tweet.




And it went from there.

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