January 21st, 2016


ONTD Original: Artists That Use The Part 1, 2, Etc Format

So remixes are dime a dozen but usually a singer just slaps on whatever techno beat they can get their hands on without changing the lyrics.  "Part 2" formats step outside that box by providing new material while continuing the "story" from the first song.  The songs included in this list fit the following criteria: must be a multi part song that uses the same title, has to provide new lyrics in each part, must use a different melody to go with the new lyrics.  See how many you recognize!

Collapse )

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Other mentionables include Diddy's I Need a Girl, Usher's Confessions and Outkast's Da Art of Storytelling.  Post any other multi-part faves or discuss which of the above parts are better!

Oscar Nominee Mark Ruffalo talks Oscar Boycotts

- Mark Ruffalo says he is "really sympathetic" to those who have criticised the Academy Awards and want to boycott it, understands that when you are trying to make change happen sometimes you need to escalate the methods by which you do it.
- He thinks those getting involved in the Oscar boycott movement should also get involved in the Black Lives Matter movement
- He's struggling personally on the decision of boycotting the oscars but says that ultimately he will probably attend because he is also representing another kind of victim (voiceless victims of sexual abuse) through his movie Spotlight.


Today in Harry Styles News

Harry Styles celebrated his birthday (February 1) with his London crew early. Harry's friend and Radio 1 DJ Grimmy posted a photo of Harry with his birthday cupcakes. This only means one thing.... Solo Harry will soon be in L.A.!!!

On his breakfast show, Grimmy shared an anecdote leading up to the celebration.
Collapse )

Harry also tweeted about the devastating attacks in Pakistan but that didn't stop a "fan" to comment about LARRY:

Keith, the grandfather of Louis who is 1/2 of Larry, couldn't help but call out the idiot:

SOURCE 1 2 3 4
  • illiade

Mos Def quits hip hop, disses South Africa in new freestyle due to immigration drama

-He was arrested last week for entering South Africa on a US passport and attempting to leave the country on a world passport
-According to media, his wife and child (who were with him) had overstayed their visas since April 2014
-He was then given 14 days to leave
-His family must leave the country by the 29th.
-He has also been formally charged by the government for using an illegal travel document and harboring his family on an expired visa
-Has been scheduled to face trial on March 8th.
-Last night he posted a freestyle on Kanye's website saying his arrest was politically motivated, he is being held against his will and that he was retiring from hip hop effective immediately
-He does however have an album coming out this summer.
Message here

Source // Source

Rapper Bun B Goes In On Stacey Dash In (Now Rescinded) Instagram Post

Although the original post has been deleted, Bun B referred to it in a later Twitter message:

Source 1 2 3

Kanye West - Black Skinhead Remix (ft. Miley Cyrus, Travis Scott and Lupe Fiasco)

i have been waiting for years for this to leak! i'm bopping!

remember when he used The Sims 2 Nightlife to make the video for the original song?

tyrell got olenna

Christine & the Queens stans for Fame Monster's era Gaga

Christine & the Queens did an unexpected Q&A on Twitter on January 2nd (in french). We learned various things during this, she talked about Gaga, Grimes, Kate Bush, Rihanna/Beyoncé, FKA Twigs, her writing process and some other things. Here a some translated bits :

Q : Okay, very important question here. What is your favorite Kate Bush song?
A : HARD ONE! But I would say it would be between the literary "Wuthering Heights" and the incredible "Running up that Hill"

Collapse )

I submitted a few days ago but the rejection notification came in my spam folder, sorry mods :( Since it's still hasn't been posted I thought I would still submit it

Harley DC

Lleyton Hewitt Plays His Last Match

Aged 34 Lleyton had announced last year that this would be his last tournament.

- 34 year old lost in the second round 3 sets to David Ferrer
- Lleyton Hewitt won 2 slam titles in singles
- Was the youngest #1 in ATP history at 20
- Is taking over the role of Australian Open Davis Cup captain

The Big Four and Kyrgios sent him farewells, some of which were played to him during his on court interview.

Collapse )

Source, 1, 2, 3

Retirements with the New Balls Era
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Trailer for Ashley Benson's new movie "Ratter"

Synposis: Emma (Ashley Benson), a graduate student living alone in NYC, is being watched by a stalker who hacks into the technology that surrounds her - laptop, cell phone, and other web connected devices. This obsession continues to grow as the hacker records Emma's most intimate moments. When the thrill of watching isn't enough, the situation escalates to a dangerous and terrifying level.


I think it's interesting that everything is shot from the prespective of her digital devices, and the reviews from Sundance last year say that it's pretty good. Matt McGorry is in it too, for those that care.
Captain Boomerang

Jena Malone is pregnant!

jenamalone Womb to womb
To beating wing
I climbed out of the eternal
And into the shape of me
Some words I wrote years ago when I was thinking about my own mother. And the woman she was when she had me. And the woman I was reaching to become. The shape your desires make out of you. The body you become to hold your dreams. It's with two feet firmly on the ground and a heart swelling in an ocean of love that I'd like to share the new shape I am becoming to hold the greatest dream of them all. #babybump #newparents

#impossibleproject Polaroid taken by my beautiful hearted baby daddy @uglyhippie

Collapse )

This is the first child for 31 year old Jena and her boyfriend Ethan DiLorenzo.

(mozart) hi-lie and rodrigo

January 20: Gael García Bernal talk show roundup

The Daily Show

-He was very shocked to his Golden Globe win
-Talks about his Mozart in the Jungle character, Rodrigo
-Talks "Desierto" premise in theaters this spring

Good Morning America

-His Golden Globe is in his kids' room
-Says he tricks himself into thinking he's a conductor
-Says Amazon and internet shows give him more creative freedom

source 1 | source 2
Captain Boomerang

Ted Mosby Josh Radnor thinks the 'HIMYM' Finale Negative Reaction was "Overstated"

 photo ted_zpshuiptxr3.jpg

Josh Radnor stopped by Huffpost Live to talk his new role on PBS's "Mercy Street." And like everyone, the interviewer still wanted to talk about the "How I Met Your Mother" series finale and what utter horse shit it was.

"I think we sometimes, the narrative, that the media got a hold of was that everyone was outraged. And I don't think that was true. Um. I do a lot of speaking at colleges and people will always want to talk about the finale. So, I always do a little survey of, you know, who loved it and who didn't. It seems to be about 50/50, sometimes it's 60/40, 60 disappointed, 40, something like that, you know? So I think it's been overstated, people's disappointment with it. I think in some ways, people's reaction to it is a good thing. It shows that people really love that show, and I think some of it was people were sad to see it end... If Ted and Tracy walked off into the sunset together, I think people would have called it a soft or sentimental ending, or it was a fairy tale... My suspicion is that it will age well. How many finales just really stick the landing in a way that everyone is happy? None. I really loved it. I think it was terrific."


 photo tumblr_mzex0yv9Um1s4ip2qo1_250_zpsgnmp2btp.gif

ONTD, are you still bitter two years later at the horrible ending to HIMYM?

Rosario Dawson’s Claire Temple Will Play an Important Part in Marvel & Netflix’s Luke Cage

  • In an interview with IGN Mike Colter (Luke Cage himself), said: "She knows of me, obviously, from a personal standpoint, but it’ll be interesting to see because she will deal with me in a different way than she dealt with Matt Murdock. Matt Murdock’s character’s completely different from mine. I love Rosario, we get along great," he said. "I love working with her, so hopefully we'll see more of her and we'll see some interesting twists and turns with her character."

  • When asked if we're goint to see more of Claire in the new show, Colter said, "She's going to serve a very significant part of the Luke Cage story. Not overwhelmingly so, but you will definitely be satisfied with the amount of screen time you see. ... I can't speak to episode count, but you're definitely going to see her. She's definitely going to be someone that's going to have a large storyline and help out a lot."

  • Claire Temple will also be in DD S2.

  • Marvel's Luke Cage premieres on Netflix later in 2016.


Hell yeah! More Rosario makes everything better

ICON and ONTD fave Jennifer López obviously SLAYS Vegas! Gets RAVES once again!!

Collapse )

- dances better than your faves
- sings live (most of the show)
- blesses vegas with op's favorite performance

source 1 source 2 source 3 source 4 source 5
  • iigoru

Tinashe talks about her lyrics, "Jealous" with Nick Jonas, and Ariana Grande bringing back R&B.

Tinashe updated her account on the lyrics site Genius, where she added notes to some of the lyrics of her songs. These notes also show up while you listening her songs on Genius' spotify playlist above, in the tweet.

Collapse )

source 1, 2

ONTD, do you miss black artists R&B being mainstream?

Chris Martin talks about his diet, doesn't eat one day a week

Chris recently shared a little bit about his eating habits in an interview. "I fast once a week," he stated, choosing to only drink water that day. Chris started this after a guy told him he'd feel healthier and says it has worked for him.

"I did it and then I found I could sing a bit better [OP is still fact-checking this claim], and also I felt so grateful for food...and just grateful for everything in a way that I wasn't so much before. I think that that feeling of gratitude and stuff naturally brings out a joyous feeling, and also when you're hungry you are very focused, so both sides of it I think help creativity."

Chris admitted that by hour 15 of his fast he gets a little moody so he has to watch who he's around. And after his fast what does he eat? Well normally a Kale salad, but he'll cheat with some pancakes and/or Nutella sometimes.


ONTD, is fasting a part of your diet? Do you prefer creative hunger or creative weed like Zayn?

Gwen Stefani upset that Gavin Rossdale rehired mistress/nanny

Gavin and Gwen's former nanny is apparently causing more problems after being hired again by Gavin.

"Things with Gavin are worse than ever right now,” a source told hollywoodlife EXCLUSIVELY. “He’s doing everything he can to get her upset, including bringing Mindy around the kids. She and Gavin have a joint custody agreement, so there’s nothing she can do about his choice to keep Mindy around, but it’s a hard pill for her to swallow. Gavin’s argument is that the kids still have a bond with Mindy, and he doesn’t see why she can’t see them.”

And it turns out that it's Gwen's relationship with Blake that prompted this rehiring, since Gavin doesn't like him. However, Gwen is doing her best to not let this get to her.

sw oscar's schlong

Star Wars News: Working Title & Whistleblower Spills the T on THAT Rey Merchandising Controversy

Following on from the Pathetic Flimsy Excuses of toy companies (such as ‘Has-Bro’) regarding the general lack of Rey [No Current Last Name] merchandise, and the market saturated by emo manchild Kylo Ren (known also by ONTD geneticists everywhere as "Surely He Can’t Be Related To THEM!") merch from toys to clothes to homewares, an Industry Insider lifts the lid on bullshit nonsense glorified spoiler cut claims.

The Insider spoke to Sweatpants & Coffee on the condition of anonymity lest the Disney Hit Squad come kill them in the night, stating that despite the claims that leaving saviour of us all, Mother of Droids, Reysus Christ out of mass merchandising was due to keeping us all 'spoiler free', it was in fact entirely deliberate and a symptom of outdated gendered thinking.

tl;dr - it was somehow thought that consumers would relate more to Kylo Ren than Rey, and companies were deliberately instructed to exclude Rey from key merchandising.

Collapse )

-In other news, the working title of Future ONTD Critics Awards 2017 Film of the Year Star Wars: Episode VIII has been (possibly) revealed.

Collapse )
 photo space bear_zps4cz8dnof.png

Sources: Sweatpants & Coffee & Trusted Reviews

Hope this is ok now, Mods!
Are you or the children you know victims of gendered toy socialisation, ONTD?

Donald Trump, Out Of All Other People, Talks #OscarsSoWhite and Stacey Dash's Comments

  • Well known satanic creature Donald Trump was called at Fox & Friends to comment about Sarah Palin's endorsement of his campaign.

  • When asked about black activist Al Sharpton, Spike Lee and Jada Pinkett Smith's call for a boycott of the Oscars, the demon said: “I think it’s a tough situation. I think it's really sad and Al [Sharpton] is just a guy who wants to get publicity for himself and I understand him very well."

  • "What do we do with BET? Black entertainment. The whites don’t get any nominations. I never even thought of it from that standpoint." The dark sided being said about Stacey Dash recent nublack comments. "Would certainly be nice if everyone could be represented properly. And hopefully that’s the case, but perhaps it’s not the case.” He added.


Won't somebody, please, think of the whites, ONTD? TYFYA!
Captain Boomerang

ONTD Original: Notable Television "Nice Guys"

 photo niceguys_zpsffeqj3xr.png

Urbandictionary.com user "OneBadAsp" defines the "Nice Guy" trope as, "A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them."

We all know men like this, hell, you might even BE a man like this. However, that doesn't mean your schtick is cute, nor does it make you a good human being. Media has been pushing this trope on unsuspecting audiences for years, further normalizing this disgusting behavior in society. The use of this trope in television is to try to disprove the age old saying pushed on us since one can remember, "Nice guys finish last." However, in the company of the following men, they deserve to lose, and most times burn in hell.

Collapse )


 photo bluefrenchhorn_zpswlgaocpz.gif

ONTD, tell me YOUR most loathed TV "Nice Guys."

Celebrity Big Brother: Sam Reece will NOT enter the house

On Nick Grimshaw's radio show, Emma Willis said rumors that Sam Reece will enter the Big Brother house are "very untrue." She also calls it inappropriate in this quote: "[Stephanie and Jeremy have] both been housemates, and I think to put in someone's boyfriend that's been watching the whole carry-on... as much as it's kind of compulsory TV for people that are ‘Big Brother’ fans and love that kind of thing, it would also be slightly inappropriate. ...Even we have boundaries, believe it or not."​

james hmmm

james franco to star opposite james franco in hbo porn drama

- james Franco to star in an upcoming hbo series about the porn industry in the 1970s and '80s
- his main costar? james franco
- franco will play twins on the deuce — created by david simon
- the deuce follows the turbulent rise of the porn industry in new york city as headed up by twin brothers vincent and frankie martino
- franco will executive produce and star alongside fellow producer maggie gyllenhaal, who will also star as a prostitute


Smiley face
shotgun betty

Gay Porn Star Colby Keller Stars in Vivienne Westwood's Spring/Summer '16 Lookbook

Shot by renowned fashion photographer Juergen Teller in Venice, Colby wears heels and goes full frontal too in a very derelicte setting.

Speaking to New Now Next, Colby said, "Vivienne Westwood is not only a fashion hero of mine, she’s a passionate advocate for the environment. We all need to focus our attention on the problem of climate change, especially when our political culture fails to address the catastrophe coming."

Go here if you haven't seen enough of Colby Keller's dick lately.

ONTD, what kind of porn have you been watching lately

PS Sorry mods, I didn't notice the sheer shorts on the other model b/c I was too busy staring at Colby's arms. I used another pic.


TV Casting News

Collapse )


Farrah Abraham is now fighting with the Kardashians

Kendall Jenner recently appeared on her big sister's show Kocktails With Khloe. During the episode they had a reenactment of feud between Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham with Kym Whitley playing Nicki and Snoop Dogg playing Farrah.

When speaking of the debacle Kendall said, "I don't really agree with a lot of Farrah's decisions in life so that's why I would just say: I'm on Nicki's side... I'm always team Nicki."

Khloe chimed in as well saying that she was team Nicki as well.

Farrah, who is only semi-relevant because she didn't use birth control as a teenager, replied with the following -

Collapse )

Source 1 and 2
Have you ever tried to call out someone's claim to fame when you tried to mimic their success yourself by faking a stolen "sex tape"? How long before she makes six year old Sophia post on snapchat about how Kendall is a loser?

Daisy Lowe Spotted Kissing Late Friend's Husband

- Gavin Rossdale's daughter Daisy Lowe was pictured kissing the widower of Peaches Gedolf, Thomas Cohen.
- Rumours of a romance started circulating when Daisy and Thomas were seen vacationing together in Miami with friends Rita Ora, Alexa Chung, and Peaches' sister, Pixie.
- Peaches and Daisy were close friends with Daisy telling InStyle magazine that she misses and thinks about Peaches a lot.
- Peaches died in April 2014.

It's a small world after all.
haters will say its photoshop

Elton John: ARTPOP was not a good album

Elton John says Gaga is going back to her early stuff with the new album. The musician told Beats 1 radio that he'd heard two tracks from Gaga's upcoming album and revealed that he is working on the project as well.

"I've heard two songs which are killer, they're just great songs, it's like back to the early stuff of hers: 'Yoü and I' and the Bruce Springsteen 'Bad Romance.'"

Elton also added that he's not fan of Gaga's controversial 2013 album ARTPOP.

"She made some bad career decisions, ARTPOP was not a good idea, it was not a good album, I think she will admit that," he continued. "I want her to make a simple, fabulous, great song. Maybe like Tapestry, but her version of Tapestry. I've heard two of the songs. They're not complex arrangements, but they're great songs. It's all about the song."

leo [romeo]


no one knows yet if they're actually dating so ignore that tweet
he's 43 and she's 48
they're both single parents
dern used to be married to singer ben harper but they got divorced in 2013


Bunch of Trash Visit Strip Club

Predator Tyga hosted the 1st year anniversary of Ace Of Diamonds strip club in L.A. He was joined by The Lord Scott Disick and ONTD fave Chris Brown. James Harden also joined the party after his team lost to the Clippers. Harden's girlfriend Khloe appears to be upset with the late night strip club visit and posted a cryptic message on Instagram.

"Never compromise the way you desire to be loved. We all should require and demand a certain type of love and that's for us to choose in any realm. Don't lose yourself in lowering your standards to make someone else comfortable in love. Search for a love that's equal. You ARE deserving of equal love!!"

You know it's bad when Kanye West is a saint compared to these fools. Love Yourself should be the Kardashian girls' bop.

Philadelphia PD uses Drake to encourage you to snitch this snowy weekend

A snow storm is coming..and you know what that means. Soon, people everywhere will be using cones, lawn chairs,...

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Wednesday, January 20, 2016

so the East Coast is going to get hit with a shit ton of snow and the Philly Police Department posted a video to their Facebook page to encourage you to tell on people who mark parking spots with cones. The posted the following caption:

A snow storm is coming..and you know what that means. Soon, people everywhere will be using cones, lawn chairs, trashcans, uh, toilets, and any other household item that they can think of to save their shoveled-out parking spot. Folks - the spot isn't yours, and saving it is against the law. Don't fight and argue with your neighbors - if you see an offending spot saver, call 911 and the PPD will swing by and check it out.

Oh! Since we are a totally hip police department, and as such, we know that the kids like the Drake, we made this neat video that you can share with them! Now, it's easy for young kids everywhere to get the message that when it comes to holding parking spots on public streets, Philadelphia is a #NoSavesies city!


East Coast ONTD, have you stocked up on all the wine and all the chips? NYC is expected to get 4-8". I hope we get like 15 tbh.
Xtina Maxim

It's Official! E! Confirms Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged....AGAIN

E! claims that multiple sources have confirmed the two's engagement, which should come as no surprise considering Miley's been seen wearing it for a while now, and has reportedly moved in with Liam.

A "close source" says that Miley kept the ring all these years because it was special to her; she and Liam co-designed it when they first got engaged in 2012.

ONTD, are you supportive of this conscious re-coupling?


Iggy being a mess on twitter, part 3421

Iggy went on twitter to share her thoughts about her latest song:


Whoopie Goldber Says She Won't Boycott the Oscars

"Boycotting doesn't work, and it's also a slap in the face to Chris Rock. I find that also wrong. So I'm not going to boycott, but I'm going to continue to bitch, as I have, all year round, because I'm tired of seeing movies where no one is represented except a bit of the population,"

*She also says that the problem is not the Oscars, the problem is that not enough big budget movies are made with black or latino actors.


Adele and others will perform at the Grammys


the academy should just rig it and give the awards to adele tbh
  • buckyno

There May Be More Deaths Than You Expected In 'Civil War'

[potential spoilers]
- A spoiler source claims that multiple death scenes have been filmed for 'Captain America: Civil War,' in addition to those of Captain America (which it previously reported on) and Peggy Carter (which has generally been confirmed)
- The other three characters who have supposedly filmed death scenes are: Falcon, War Machine and Scarlet Witch

- The spoiler source claims the Falcon scene was filmed as misdirection and he'll play a role in 'Avengers: Infinity War,' while War Machine is also likely to make it through the movie injured but still alive. Scarlet Witch, however, is the most likely candidate to actually get killed off, according to the report.


Baby Tomlinson has been born!

Briana's grandma confirmed it on her Instagram!

sources: 1, 2

ONTD, do you think Louis Tomlinson's son is gonna be named Larry?
Xtina Maxim

Breaking News! Mariah Carey Is Engaged To Billionaire, James Packer

What a night for engagements! James popped the question at a private dinner in NYC, where he gathered some of their closest friends. No word on a wedding date yet. Congratulations to the Songbird Supreme!

Thank you calinewarkwc69 for the tip!

Desus Nice from kobewife1

In 'WTF Is Wrong With You' News: Korean TV Series Allows Fans to Harass the Most Hated Characters

* One of the new k-dramas taking the internet by storm is 'Cheese in the Trap', based off of a popular Korean webtoon (re: webcomic) of the same name.
* The show features an assortment of characters, some of which are more disliked than others.
* Reps of the drama will hold an event where fans can meet all of the drama's most hated characters in real life and come pick a fight with them.
* The person who can harass the best will be given an autograph from the webtoon artist.
* The reception towards such an event has not been positive.

Here's the official flier for the event, featuring some of the more disliked characters

From left to right:
[Why are they hated?]
Ha Jae-woo : He leaked information about Sang-cheol using student funds to party, general pushover (from what I've seen).
Kim Sang-cheol: Asshole, he stole money from a student org's fees in order to buy food and liquor, bullies underclassmen, is a slob, dropped Seol from her class so he could take her spot, shitty group project member, dumb fucker.
Oh Young-gon: He's a fucking stalker!
Kyung-hwan: A rapist smh.

Luckily, Park Hae-jin, the actor who plays one of the main characters, Yoo Jung, will not participate in the event, but instead has another event lined up where he can grant the wishes of his fans (sounds just as tragic).
ONTD, are you watching Cheese in the Trap? If you aren't then you should.
How do you feel about Yoo Jung?

Source: Yikes
(mozart) hi-lie and rodrigo

Gael García Bernal is not a fan of Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo

-Said Sean Penn wrongly put El Chapo further in the limelight
-Talked about how Penn needed to interviewed others more deserving of the attention like "people that are changing things for the better."
-"It's better to talk with some like the people who help the migrants, for example, the people that are the victims of this drug war."