January 13th, 2016

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Oscar Isaac: Hollywood’s most popular Oscar who isn’t made of gold (put him down, Leo!)

Way back in 2014, Internet Boyfriend and ONTD Film Critic Society Awards 2015 ‘Best Male Eye Candy’ winner Oscar Isaac was skirting beneath the radar, putting out great performances, and pouring water for his table at the Golden Globes like a true gent who knows the importance of hydration.

However, with ONTD Film Critic Society Awards 2015 ‘Best Cast’ winning film Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and HBO’s Show Me A Hero, for which this Staircase Session Singing prince won a Golden Globe, it seems his profile and star is rising like Icarus to the Sun.
Fingers crossed he doesn’t get burnt and fall to Earth, although if he does it won’t just be Humans and Cats and Dogs and Astromech Droids waiting to catch him – all of Hollywood is parched af to hold this non-statuette Oscar in their hands.

Welcome in to this list of Llewyn Davis’ Poe Dameron’s Oscar Isaac’s Golden Globe BFFs (and lady love), new and old.

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{Sources: Vanity Fair, Instagram: Jacob Tremblay, Instagram: Pedro Pascal, Twitter: Gina Rodriguez, Twitter}

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Pictures from the inaugural Image Maker Awards


Olivia Munn texts her mother that she is not engaged to Aaron Rodgers

X-Men: Apocalypse and The Newsroom star Olivia Munn wrote on Instagram: "Answering yes or no to personal questions can be tricky because if you say "No" it means whenever you say "No comment" that kind of becomes your default "Yes". But since I'm doing press for the next few days, I didn't want to have to answer the same question over and over. So instead, I'm going to let my text conversation with my Asian mom help me out.✌#Colberto"

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Pictures from the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball

Taylor Swift → Wildest Dreams
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Khloe Kardashian Visits Howard Stern Show

Khloe stopped by the Howard Stern show this AM to promote her new show, Kocktails with Khloe premiering on the 20ths on FYI.

- khloe says lamar cheated on her for a majority of their marriage and she was unaware it was going on, says they had great sex and that she still can't figure out when he was cheating
- believes that lamar loves her
- when Lamar woke up from a coma, he more alert, able to talk, but ended up regressing and was unable to talk and walk
- kim made a comment to lamar immediately after he woke up from his coma along the lines of, "how hot is khloe?"
- says she is in the best shape of her life

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Ariel Winter calls out Vine star Nash Grier for his homophobia, racism and misogyny

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It's On! Harry vs Zayn. Kendall vs Gigi. Who Will Win?

In a recently released interview with L'Uomo Vogue, Zayn shared that he never belonged in 1D and that he was mentally and physically distanced from what he was doing because he didn’t want to be any part of the circus. Zayn also called out 1D for lying saying: "When they were asked questions about it, said that they’d spoken to me and that we were friends. But that’s not the case." Zayn added: "I tried to reach out and be their friend but they haven’t even replied to any of my calls or texts." According to our favourite insider Hollywood Life, Harry is furious and completely flabbergasted with Zayn for calling them liars! Harry said that it was actually Zayn who blew them off and that Harry, Louis, or Niall never got a phone call or text from Zayn.  The source added that when Zayn left the group, he vanished and cut off all communication.

Meanwhile, with Hendall and Zigi rising, the friendship of BFFs Kendall and Gigi has also allegedly been affected.

The models allegedly had a falling out because Gigi is furious with Kendall for dating Harry. The source said that when Zigi first started dating, Kendall told Gigi to keep her PR relationship on the down low because she might face backlash as fans have not forgiven Zayn for notoriously dumping ex-fiancee Perrie. Now that Kendall was seen on a yacht with Harry, Gigi now thinks Kendall is a hypocrite telling friends: 'Oh, and Harry is some kind of saint? Give me a break'. Gigi also thinks that it's Kendall who should be ashamed for going out with a guy who has hurt Gigi's friend, Style singer Taylor Swift.

Where is the lie, ONTD?

Jeopardy! Contestants Can't Tell The Difference Between Asian Actors

"At 11, he did kung fu for Pres. Nixon. 24 years later, he made his Hollywood movie debut in Lethal Weapon 4"

They were even shown a picture of the actor
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Source: Buzzfeed

In OF-COURSE news: 1D extended hiatus to become permanent break

-A source close to the boy band revealed to the banned source.
-The source says 1D has run its coursem they are exhausted and want solo careers
-Liam is looking for BTS work in music in production and writing
-Harry Styles wants to act and sing
-Louis is gonna concerntrate on being dad.
-Zayn already done left the building.
-The other one will disappear, never to be heard from again.


I wonder if Harry has agreed to be on Scream Queens as was rumored. We should find out on Friday or so.
Harry - the Chosen One

Final Oscar predictions before tomorrow's nominations drop Fassbender for Jacob Tremblay in lead

THR's thoughts on the actors (the best film and director lists are pretty much the same we've been seeing the last few weeks, so no point in listing again):

Leonardo DiCaprio - The Revenant
Bryan Cranston - Trumbo
Eddie Redmayne - The Danish Girl
Matt Damon - The Martian
Jacob Tremblay - Room

Alternate: Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

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Nominations are bright and early tomorrow morning at 5:30am PST! It'll show live its in entirety on E! and probably E online & the Academy's site.

Source: https://twitter.com/ScottFeinberg/status/687345057746137088

Your Favorite Business Woman, Lauren Conrad, Unveils New Disney Themed Collection for Kohl's!

Lauren has developed her FOURTH Disney themed line for Kohl's in a way to honor National Polka Dot Day (which is on January 22nd)! The line is called "Disney Rocks the Dots" and is coming to a Kohl's near you!

"Minnie Mouse has been having a major fashion moment, so who better to look to than the Mouse herself for outfit inspiration? You guys loved my last Minnie collection so much that I couldn't resist doing another! The entire collection was curated with Minnie's signature dots in mind. From Peter Pan collars to classic fit and flare details, each piece is timeless and feminine. I hope you love it as much as I do!"

Conrad's last Disney themed line was released in October and was Bambi themed (and cute as fuck).


ONTD, will you be giving Lauren your coins for this line?
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Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen might still be dating

Although it was previously reported that Elizabeth Olsen dumped Tom Hiddleston because she didn't want to be seen in public with him, it turns out that she has been visiting him on the set of Kong: Skull Island. Elizabeth Olsen is between projects and not currently promoting anything, giving her time to visit Tom on set. Below is an Instagram picture that was originally posted by the film's director Jordan Vogt-Roberts but soon deleted after Tom's fans harassed him about Tom and Elizabeth (thanks alohayall!!). The picture features Tom, Elizabeth, and Brie Larson, the female lead in Kong: Skull Island.

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Sources: Twitter + Instagram

Santigold Sounds Off!

Singer, songwriter, producer, bonafied rock star and Philly native Santigold aka Santi White, is about to have one hell of a year. After a 4 year hiatus from music (Master of My Make-Believe was released in 2012), Santigold is set to smash back onto the scene with Jan 22nd's 99¢.

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tl;dr pre-order 99¢ on iTunes!

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Rutina Wesley Lands Lead in OWN's Ava DuVernay Drama "Queen Sugar"

  • Wesley will play Nova Bordelon, described in a network release as “a formidable journalist and activist based in New Orleans. Her life, and that of her brother and their extended family, undergoes significant change when her sister, Charley, returns to Louisiana from Los Angeles to help run the family sugarcane farm.”

  • Based on Natalie Baszile’s novel.

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Jerry Hall & Rupert Murdoch are engaged

-Murdoch, 84 and Hall, 59, announced their engagement in the births, deaths and marriages section of the Times newspaper which is owned by Murdoch's News Corp; they got engaged over the weekend after attending the Golden Globes
-Introduced by Murdoch's sister & nieces
-This is Murdoch's 4th marriage & Jerry's 1st; she was with Mick Jagger for 23 years and they have 4 children
-First spotted together at the Rugby World Cup final in October

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Breaking Bad scribe Moira Walley-Beckett to pen Anne of Green Gables reboot for CBC

  • Created, written and executive produced by Emmy-winning Breaking Bad alum and Flesh and Bone creator Moira Walley-Beckett.

  • It would be a faithful adaptation but with a twist: according to a press release, Anne will also “chart new territory” by diving into themes that meant to resonate with younger viewers.

  • Production on Anne won’t begin until spring, and will debut on Canada’s CBC-TV sometime in 2017.


Book post!
This sounds promising so praying circle, etc.
I set my reading challenge to 50 books e.e
So what are you reading ONTD?
Professor Chaos

Chicago Law Could Be 4th Installment Of NBC's Franchise

are you ready for another Chicago show ONTD? Does anyone remember Dick Wolf's 4th installment of the Law & Order Franchise (which only aired one season before people realized there really is too much of a good thing)? Who would you cast? Would love it if Linus Roache and or Alana de la Garza (who also starred in his 5th installment flop) returned along with Carey Lowell (as the judge she played on that other show), Skeet Ulrich (also of the 5th installment) and Stephanie March (sorry I didn't really care for anyone from the CI show)

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PewDiePie announces his own video network Revelmode

-Maker Studios and PewDiePie are teaming up to bring you Revelmode.

-Revelmode is PewDiePie's new video network which will include Markiplier and JackSepticEye.

-The new network promises to bring premium content, commercial partnerships, and merchandise.

-This pretty much means that PewDiePie's video network will be corporate-owned but run by him.

Source: YouTube

How do you feel about PewDiePie/YouTubers in general?
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Billionaire Mark Cuban gives future Powerball winner advice

-Get a lawyer.
-Tell all the leeches (aka friends and family) no when they ask for ridiculous amounts of money. No one needs a million dollars and if they're asking you for it, they're not your friend. Also make sure to talk it over with your accountant.
-Don't invest your money because chances are you'll probably end up losing it investing in dumb shit (aka stupid schemes your family will ask you to lend them money for). You don't become a smart investor and financial expert just cause you won the lottery. Put it in the bank.


I hope there are like 20 winners tonight. No one person needs a billion+ dollars.
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NBC says Jimmy Fallon doesn't have a drinking problem

-At Television Critics Association press tour in Pasadena on Wednesday, NBC Entertainment chief Bob Greenblatt told reporters that Jimmy Fallon "doesn’t have a drinking problem that any of us know about." He went on to say that Fallon goes out and has fun, he's had some accidents and though Jimmy's health is always a concern for NBC, Greenblatt has never discussed the issue with Jimmy. He said he's never had to tell Jimmy to be more careful.
-In June, he degloved his finger; two months later, he chipped a tooth opening a medicine bottle; in October he injured himself after tripping at a Harvard Lampoon event while holding a bottle of jaeger; and there was a "widely reported brawl" in October 2014.

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Friends cast to reunite in TV special honoring James Burrows

According to a banned source, the whole cast will be reuniting for a one-off TV special honoring director, James Burrows, who just directed his 1,000th episode of TV.

- All six Friends stars are rumoured to appear.
- Other casts that will reunite and appear are: Taxi, Cheers, Frasier, Will & Grace.
- Also casts of Big Bang Theory and Mike and Molly.
- Due to tape later this month.
- The 2 hr special will air Feb 21st 9/8c on NBC.

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Are you excited ONTD? Will this mean an actual Friends reunion, y/n?

Friends post?

Joan Smalls, Yoncé

Making a Murderer: Jodi Stachowski's believes Avery is guilty of killing Teresa Halbach

  • Went on Nancy Grace to talk about her relationship with Avery

  • Says that she didn't want to take part in the documentary but Avery threatened her

  • Claims that he severely abused her both physically and sexually

  • Asked if she believes he killed Halbach she said: "Yes, I do. Because he threatened to kill me and my family and a friend of mine"

  • Says that at one point in their relationship she deliberately poisoned herself by eating rat poison so she could go to the hospital and get away from him.

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CBB: Enter the hunger games! + Who was nominated for eviction?

-Certain members of the CBB house were put on limited rations and only allowed to eat certain (disgusting) food. This caused Megan to FLIP out.

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East Coast Coachella? Coachella organizers bringing Panorama Music Festival to NYC

-Because NYC needs more music festivals, amirite?
-Festival will take place in July, 7 weeks after Governor's Ball.
-Governor's Ball organizers tried to have the whole thing blocked from coming here.
-Organizers wanted to have it at Flushing Meadows Corona Park in Queens aka this place

but the City Parks Department turned the contract down, thank you GOD.
-They are hellbent on bringing it to Queens but will stage it at Randall's Island (same place as Governor's Ball) for the time being.
-LCD Soundsystem is headlining.


Flushing Meadows is just not big enough to hold an event of that magnitude. They will fuck the park up. Queens is gonna be the next Brooklyn, ain't it? ;___; I blame all the transplants moving to LIC/Astoria.
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Demi Lovato Says Wilmer Initially Had a Problem With Their Age Difference

- Demi and Wilmer Valderrama recently celebrated their six year anniversary, meaning they got together back in 2010, when Demi was just turning 18. At the time, Wilmer was 30.

- Demi clarifies as she laughs uncomfortably: "Everyone thinks it's our six-year anniversary [isn't it?]...we met six years ago. I knew I loved him...He had some hesitations. Once I got older...then we could be together."

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