August 13th, 2015

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  • mssykes

Your Summer Anthem Has Arrived

If you thought you had found your Summer anthem, you clearly were wrong and have not yet heard the real hit of the Summer.

Singer Cody Simpson's little sister, online personality Alli Simpson, has a new tune and video out. It also features some Youtube famous dudes named Jack & Jack? (literally, who?) You aren't ready for this masterpiece about short shots.


Mini Mariah covers Womanizer + Britney does brunch + Candids + more

none of us want to be in calm waters

Deadwood ... LIVES?


A spokesman for the premium network confirmed to Variety that “very preliminary discussions” have been made to resurrect the Western series with a movie, though it’s unclear how serious the channel is about the project.

“Deadwood,” which starred Ian McShane as merciless saloon owner Al Swearengen, ran for three seasons before officially ending its run in 2008.

The drama co-starred Timothy Olyphant, Molly Parker, and Brad Douriff, and is widely considered to be one of HBO’s best earlier series alongside “The Wire” and “The Sopranos.”

More at source.


The French Get It: Deauville Film Fest Pays Homage to Keanu Reeves

Ageless, unproblematic bae and Keanu (meaning Cool Breeze Over the Mountains) Reeves is being honored by the Deauville Film Festival for his long and varied career.

Hey girl...

Some highlights...

  • “Forever Neo from ‘Matrix,’ Jonathan Harker in ‘Dracula’ or Le Chevalier Danceny in ‘Dangerous Liaisons,’ Keanu Reeves has demonstrated his ability to take on extremely varied roles during his long and impressive movie career. He has worked with directors such as Gus Van Sant, Francis Ford Coppola, Bernardo Bertolucci and more recently Richard Linklater,” - Says the festival

  • His latest starring vehice, Eli Roth’s Knock Knock comes out September 23rd

  • Coming Up: Starring in Daughter of God with Oscar-winner Mira Sorvino

  • Coming Up: You can also see him in Nicolas Winding Refn’s highly anticipated psychological thriller The Neon Demon.
  • Is a total babe

I need a Keanu icon stat. One of my favorite actors and human beings. He may not be the best actor to walk the earth but he always tries his best, god bless
ONTD, what's your favorite Keanu Reeves film?
  • evett

"It is my turn to take the empty chair" 3 new Cosby victims come forward

- Linda Ridgeway Whitedeer (former actress)

Met Cosby in 1971 through her husband who worked at Cosby's agency. [Details of her attack by Cosby]He grabbed her hair and forced oral sex on her after mere minutes of first meeting him in an empty room on his movie set.

"When Cosby was done, there was a horrible mess of semen all over my face, my clothes and in my hair. He took out a Kleenex to try to wipe off my face. I was bordering between vomiting and passing out. He was mumbling that I had been blessed with his semen as if it was holy water." "He gloated over my humiliation. He had planned it. I was in shock."

- Colleen Hughes (former American Airlines flight attendant)

Met Cosby in the 1970s on a flight. She agreed to go out to lunch with him. [Details of her attack by Cosby]While in his hotel bathroom Cosby drugged her champagne. She work up hours later covered in semen.

"My clothes were thrown all over the room and I felt semen on the small of my back and all over me. "Bill obviously did not use a condom and there was no lunch and he was nowhere to be seen."

A year later she saw him again on a flight “It was obvious to me that he did not remember me and used the same line about how I was a ‘fine Irish lass'. "I told him, 'You already had me once and I don't want to ever be drugged by you again." She threatened to report him if he didn't stay away from her fellow flight attendants.

- Eden Tirl (former actress)

Tiri appeared on The Cosby Show playing a cop in 1989. [Details of her attack by Cosby]She says she was ushered to Cosby's dressing after shooting a scene one day. He closed the door and locked it. They spoke for a half hour. Tirl said she attempted to deter Cosby’s attention by telling him, “Bill, you are Jello pudding pops and Fat Albert to me … you are my childhood.” “He barked back instantly, ‘Don’t say that, they all say that!'”

He grabbed Tiri and hugged her from behind while whispering come-ons in her ear. Cosby told her "See, that's all we were going to do, make love". She left before things went any further.


David Beckham responds to being criticized for letting four year old daughter Harper use a pacifier

Why do people feel they have the right to criticize a parent about their own children without having any facts ?? Everybody who has children knows that when they aren't feeling well or have a fever you do what comforts them best and most of the time it's a pacifier so those who criticize think twice about what you say about other people's children because actually you have no right to criticize me as a parent ...


Burnt Trailer, starring Bradley Cooper and lots of B+ stars.

The film stars Bradley Cooper as Adam Jones, a temperamental, two-star Michelin “rockstar” chef who had it all and lost it, and is now on a journey to get back on top trying to get a three-stars restaurant in London.


Where is Jamie Dornan? He's supposed to star in this...
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Frozen Director Says Tarzan is Anna and Elsa's Long Lost Brother

In a recent interview where the directors were re-asked about some theory they gave during a Reddit AMA, Chris Buck said the following.

"‘Of course Anna and Elsa’s parents didn’t die. Yes, there was a shipwreck, but they were at sea a little bit longer than we think they were because the mother was pregnant, and she gave birth on the boat, to a little boy. They get shipwrecked, and somehow they really washed way far away from the Scandinavian waters, and they end up in the jungle. They end up building a tree house and a leopard kills them, so their baby boy is raised by gorillas. So in my little head, Anna and Elsa’s brother is Tarzan.”

The director went on to say that because all of this is make believe that he can go crazy. "On the other side of that island are surfing penguins, to tie in a non-Disney movie, Surf’s Up. That’s my fun little world.”

Tarzan probably isn't showing up in the Frozen sequel.

what Disney animated properties would you like to see crossover?
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Ky-Ga & Krew, Kruising in Mexico

Ky-Ga, Kendall and their Kroonies, kruise through the Mexican koast for Kylie's 18th Birthday!

Ruth Wilson questions how much choice Emilia Clarke had for going topless in GOT

Ruth Wilson Felt Deeply Uncomfortable Watching Emilia Clarke's Topless Scenes in Game Of Thrones

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Wilson said "Women should have a choice and be allowed to express that choice if they don't want to get their breasts out. There's an assumption around it which I think is unfair".

"I saw the very first episode of Game of Thrones and I was like, 'Whoa!' I just felt for Emilia (Clarke) because she was just naked, topless the whole way through. I thought, that's her first job. I wonder how much choice she felt like she had."

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  • big_ang

Ms. Perrie Edwards reads a sign that says "LERRIE is real" and LARRYS lose their shit!


— tiffany (@infinityashton) August 13, 2015

LM are very open about their ship names bc Mixers aren't as batshit as Directioners so it wasn't a surprise when cultural appropriator Peregrine Edwards read out loud a sign that said LERRIE IS REAL. The sign was obviously referring to the Leigh-Anne and Perrie ship name, but LARRYS have to always make everything about them! Here are some tragic reactions:

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  • bee_xx3

Lamar Odom says he did not ambush Khloe

- Says the meeting was prearranged and Khloe's leaving him hanging by not denying that he harrassed her

- Talks about how the media perception of him is wrong

- Threatens to "spill everything" if it happens again

videos @ the source

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Another Reason to Hate Lena Dunham, Her Fish Pedicure is News

Lena Dunham, ONTD's Favorite Feminist, is on location for Girls Season 5 in Tokyo. Naturally, she's living it up as she goes. It's such big news that the New Yorker's Instagram felt the need to post a video of Lena getting her first fish pedicure. Kardashian who?!

newyorkermag: This week, @lenadunham and @jennikonner sent us a video postcard from Japan, where they got their first “fish pedicure.”

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ONTD, have you subscribed to Lena's new newsletter yet?
milern, PJM

"Startup" Spotify is about to throttle your Freemium.

Salient points for those who are still not paying for that Spotify subscription:

- This is in order to compete with Apple Music and everyone's fave Tidal.
- Limitations could include access to full albums and delayed release dates for freemium-ees.
- Since about 70% of Spotify users are Freemium-ees, shit is about to get real. But like #firstworldreal.

Article through Tweet.

Are you one of them, ONTD? Or is Tidal meeting all your needs instead?
  • turi

Matilda Comes for Stonewall Director

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For those keeping track, here's a quick timeline of stories generated by this trailer:
LGBT People Discuss The “Stonewall” Trailer
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source 1, source 2, source 3

Taylor Praises A Fan Made Homage To Her Career

Buzzfeed Twitter & TSwift
tv | kosem sultan sends her regards.

Sesame Street to move to HBO; PBS will air new episodes after 9 months

- Sesame Street has been struggling for funding lately since fewer families are purchasing videos and merchandise (90% of their funding) and apparently 2/3 of children view the show via streaming
- The deal will increase the amount of episodes per season from 18 to 35
- Sesame Street will air edited versions of old episodes on PBS this fall while new episodes air on HBO
- HBO has the exclusive rights to air new episodes, "but the poors can see it a year after the truly needy kids who can afford the best schools."


Elijah Kelley, Common, and Ne-Yo join #TheWizLive

Elijah Kelley is set to play the Scarecrow (the role Michael Jackson played in the 1978 movie version).
Ne-Yo is set to play the Tin Man.
Common is set to play the (non-singing) role of the gatekeeper of Oz.

Sources: x and x



B Flow. Cancels Six Tour Dates, Apologizes to Fans on Twitter

Bae Flow responds:

Brandon is expected to resume his tour in September. [he damn well better or i will fight him.]

Thanks to fire_sale for the heads up!

Sources: 1 | 2
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  • mssykes

New Viral Video Warns Against Teen Catfishing & Dumb Social Media Use

Famous Youtuber Cody Persin decided to do a social experiment/prank to showcase dangers of social media for teens and kids.

- Contacted parents of several girls (around 12 years old) to ask them if he can do the Catfish on their daughters
- Posed as a 15 year old boy on social media to lure them in
- Manages to lure them all in, showing up to their home, getting them into his van etc.
- Parents are waiting with Cody when girls show up and scold their kids for their stupidity


have you had any scary social media experiences, ontd?

Madonna Says She Will Never Ever Perform in Russia Again Because of their Anti-Gay Laws

-Madonna has a huge fan base in Russia but she says she won't ever perform there due to their homophobic laws:
"I won't appear in Moscow or St Petersburg anymore, because I don't want to perform in places where being homosexual is tantamount to a crime."
-Madonna was sued in 2012 for £7 million for giving pro-gay speeches during her Russian shows.
-Cher and Blondie's Debbie Harry both also revealed that they turned down the opportunity to perform at last year's Winter Olympics in Sochi as a result of the anti-gay laws.
-The Rebel Heart Tour customs/looks will be designed by Prada, Miu Miu, Swarovski, Gucci's Alessandro Michele, Jeremy Scott, Alexander Wang and Italian rising star Fauso Puglisi.

The "gay propaganda" speech she was sued for in Russia


Marvel Debuts Their Newest Superhero: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

-It's a new updated version of Marvel's short-lived comic book series Devil Dinosaur which was created in 1978
-Editors Mark Paniccia and Emily Shaw wanted to created a character that kids can relate to and have a "Pixar" tone to it
-Moon Girl's real name is Lunella Lafayette, a teenage genius who has big aspirations for the future but once the Inhuman gene inside of her gets triggered, her life takes an unexpected twist. Unlike Kamala Khan (Ms. Marvel) who embraced her new powers, Lunella wants to control that change. The struggles she goes through is something the editors and writers want the readers to resonate with, both young and old.
-Even though most of the focus will be on Moon Girl it will ultimately be about how Lunella and Devil Dinosaur work together as a team

This sounds really cute, I hope it will turn out to be as good as Ms. Marvel. (I changed it mods)

Riley from Disney-Pixar's 'Inside Out' returns in new animated short, 'Riley's First Date'

"Good Morning America" aired an exclusive clip of Disney-Pixar's upcoming short, Riley's First Date.

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It will be included as an exclusive bonus feature in the October 13th digital HD release and the November 3rd Blu-ray releases of Inside Out.

Embedding is disabled due to license restrictions, unfortunately, so you have to go to the source to watch the 52-second preview.

ETA: A trailer for the DVD release and the short:

how old were you when you went on your first date, ontd?

The trailer for Real Housewives of New York: Season 7 Reunion & the girls go in HARD on each other!

The reunion airs on Tuesday/August 18th on Bravo & the girls get real heated in their most dramatic reunion yet!

- Ramona reveals that she found out about Mario's affair when she saw the "other women" in her kitchen
- It's gun blazing between LuAnn vs. Carole - Carole attacks LuAnn by saying "You pick up men and f**k them in bathrooms"
- Dorinda vs everyone especially with (almost fired) Kristen & soon to be leaving Heather Holla Thompson
- Ramona fell asleep during the reunion
- Sonja claims Madonna came to her fashion show which Bethenny freaks out for obvious reasons

Robert Pattinson 'Definitely' Has Fatherhood on His Mind

Robert Pattinson says that he is "definitely" on the brink of becoming a father.
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The Twilight star was asked by German publication Joile if he could imagine being a father.

"Although, I still do not know when," he admitted. "I was so attracted by the role in Life. At my age, you do not get so many chances to play a father—and certainly not one who leaves his family in the lurch. Personally I imagine it different, of course."

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Rihanna is joining The Voice!

Rihanna turns to reality TV after putting her singing career on hold

- Rihanna is turning to Reality TV singing competitions.

- Following the attempts of the likes of Britney Spears, Rihanna is hoping to score some points with the general public by taking the role of key advisor for Season 9 of NBC's "The Voice"

- After releasing a slew of singles that failed to become hits, Rihanna's label scrapped her album R8.


Carly Rae Jepsen releases final promo single, Your Type!

As a reminder, her new album, E•MO•TION, comes out next Friday! Pre-order from iTunes now -------> LINK

Americans! Target is offering an exclusive edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's new album that includes 2 bonus tracks. These 2 tracks, Love Again and Never Get to Hold You, were previously only available on the Japanese album.  Pre-order the Target exclusive album here -------> LINK

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Source: Carly's Twitter

I didn't get into Your Type at first, but it's definitely grown on me. The lyrics are incredible!

This Is The End 3D Maze at Halloween Horror Nights

- universal studios hollywood is bringing some humor to this year’s halloween horror nights, with a new attraction inspired by the movie of the decade this is the end.

- rogen, franco and hill worked with universal studios on the maze, which transports guests to franco’s movie-house, in which the actors were trapped in the film.


Bad Girls Club Season 14 Star Says She Will Only Marry A Black Man

Season 14 of Bad Girls Club kicked off with an argument over if it it is wrong or not that housemate Jela will only marry a black man. White housemate Laura felt that it was wrong for Jela to only want to marry a black man.

Yes.. This is wanky but I think it'll make some good night conversation! Will you only date within your race?
the crow: eric
  • ponyboy

tlc is going to air "breaking the silence" in response to josh duggar scandal

- this was conceived due to the fact that josh duggar was a sexual predator
- it will highlight survivors of child sexual abuse
- they partnered with RAINN to create this