July 29th, 2015


The Bachelor's Chris Harrison Slams 'UnREAL': 'It's Terrible'


“Really, the main difference that I’ve seen is that people watch The Bachelor. It’s complete fiction. As much as they would love to jump on our coattails — they were begging for us to talk about it and for people to write about it — at the end of the day, no one is watching. I mean, absolutely nobody is watching that show. Why? It is terrible. It is really terrible.”

“You only do that when you are part of the vernacular. Because if not, you can’t make a joke. It’s a sign of respect. The way that UnREAL took it, it wasn’t a sign of respect. They were trying to take it another direction, but it doesn’t work that way… UnREAL is just a really bad attempt, and they got what they deserved, and that is no one is watching the show.”
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ONTD Original: Sexiest Men Alive 2K15

Do you think someone is really attractive? Are you tired of the same old lists with the same old men? Do you want to bring more exposure to those who aren't of the pale persuasion?

Then this poll is just for you!

Now instead of complaining about ONTD's horrible taste in men, you can contribute to it!


All the votes have been counted.
The final results will be posted ~*today*~.


Thanks for all your participation ONTD! See you soon!

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Aziz Ansari's Netflix show announced

-Titled Master of None
-Aziz plays Dev, a 30-something actor in New York who doesn't know what to do with his life. It promises to touch on elderly issues and the immigrant experience.
-Hits Netflix November 6th with a 10 episode season
-Alan Yang and Mike Schur from Parks and Rec are set to executive produce with him
-His real life parents are playing his parents on the show
-Cast includes Jon Benjamin (Bob from Bob's Burgers and the coach from Home Movies), Eric Wareheim (from Tim and Eric), ONTDer Noel Wells (Saturday Night Live and those Zoey Deschanel videos), Kelvin Yu (Freddy from Popular and also a writer on Bob's Burgers), and Lena Waithe (writer on Bones and Summer from the Comeback).


ontd, are you ready to watch another show about listless new yorkers? i am tbh

edit: lena waithe got lost in my original post. added her back.

Problematic Soul Queen Jill Scott Is Set For Her Second #1 Album with "Woman"


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I wish she wasn't such an asshole, because damn can she sing live and "Lighthouse" is a bop. All I could do is laugh how she recently called Pretty AB her new favorite due to her "authenticity".  Batshit birds of a feather.

Mourinho Showing His True Self Again

So, this is going on. There's a war of words going back and forth between Mourinho and Benitez bringing up their management at Inter Milan. Benitez' poor wife got caught in the middle after telling a joke the stung the very sensitive Mourinho. She joked that Benitez has to clean up Mourinho's messes, and goes on to exclaim on their first date, Benitez had to slowly explain what 4-4-2 was. Mourinho, the foul idiot, hit back with:

“If she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me. And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

So, not only is he a dickwad of the highest order, but he's a mysognist as well?! The man has so many levels rme.

Source mods: this story is probably going to blow up soon
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it's 2004 all over again.

The Libertines played a secret show in London last night

* the show happened in Camden (where else?) at the Blues Kitchen
* apparently the whole thing started at nearby pub The Dublin Castle when Pete got onstage unannounced to sing 'Albion' to the small crowd, and then the band decided to turn it into a proper guerilla gig
* they played their own songs as well as a few covers, including Amy Winehouse, The Strokes and The Clash
* at one point Carl crowd-surfed from the stage to the bar, then grabbed a bottle of rum and stage-surfed back (i guess this means his alcohol days are also back)
* as in the good old days, the gig ended with a mass stage invasion
* check this guy's twitter feed for a pics and videos

complete setlist @ the source

Goop starts selling hip-hop inspired clutches

There have been a few updates to the Goop website lately. While most people were rightfully focused on Goop wanting you to "adore your pelvic floor", a.k.a. saying that peeing in the shower would help you have better sex and avoid wearing an adult diaper in the future, they missed some of the new products that you can buy through Goop.com. Most notably Goop is now offering super affordable $1,600+ hip-hop inspired clutches!

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ONTD Original: ONTD Faves (and non-faves) Pulling Tygas

Hollywood has a long and storied history of celebrating scumbags.  Whether they be physically abusive, verbally abusive, or sexually abusive, there's always a place for them in Tinseltown.  But with the recent outrage over Tyga and Kylie Jenner's age inappropriate relationship, it's time to expose some beloved (or not) celebs for their ephebophile ways.

Brad Pitt

Before he was the lesser half of Brangelina, Brad Pitt had quite the active and creepy dating life.  In 1989 he dated Christina Applegate, when she was just 18 years old and he was 26.  He was also rumored to have dated Shalane McCall in 1987, when she would have been fifteen and he was twenty four.  And if that wasn't enough, he also dated Juliette Lewis, ten years his junior, when she was 16.

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Mark Ruffalo, Jason Schwartzman and Amy Smart play Sardines with James Corden

For those of you who don't know what sardines is, is the version of hide and seek where you have to find the one person hiding and when you do you stay with them, the last one to find the hiding person loses! Talk about taking me back to the 90's with this game...

also im just posting this because i love jason schwartzman and im happy he's doing more tv shows.

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JOJO IS PREGNANT! ...with an album

she was tweeting about birth control or something and then said this!

edit: I don't think her ex is famous, if you look on her twitter, she was talking about not being ready for a family and focusing on herself.

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ontd, is it too little too late? or will america accept jojo as their fave white girl with the big voice again now that ariana has committed treason?
mr fantastic

Miles Teller in new Fantastic Four feature from IMDb

the new fantastic four gets hyper-origin-y and they go way back to tween reed cracking the secret to interdimensional travel, watch in the video above. also featuring a tiny ben grimm!

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imdb twitter + mtn twitter

Azealia Banks says Australian fans are 'violent & beligerant', not worth travelling to Australia

-Azealia recently performed at Byron Bay's Spendour in the Grass festival.
-Paul Brown from Wall of Sound tweeted Banks, congratulating her on "completing her first ever full Australian concert".
-He was referring to previous Australian concerts in 2013 when Azealia walked off during her set.
-Sydney Morning Herald points out her previous beefs with artists such as Lily Allen and Lady Gaga, and believes this is the first time she has feuded with an entire country.

-Not true, in December she tweeted-and-deleted that Australia was one of the most notoriously racist countires in the world.
-She still travelled to Australia to perform this month.

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ONTD are Australians violent and beligerant?

Ben Affleck has been dating the ex-nanny to his kids.


- Ben is now dating the ex-nanny of his kids: Christine Ouzounian (26)
- Ouzounian started working for the family not long ago
- Garner fired her after she got too flirty with Ben while out with the kids

Christina Aguilera Performs @ Cisco Rocks

Pop star Christina Aguilera, a recent judge on the NBC TV show “The Voice,” and country star Keith Urban [performed] at a big private Cisco Systems Inc. sendoff for its newly retired Chief Executive John Chambers as his successor welcomes new talent to the leadership team.

The party, at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, [kicked off] Cisco’s fiscal year 2016 “with fun and food and friends,” Carmen Shirkey Collins, a Cisco social media manager, said in a blog post. The Queen's still got it. Watch Below!

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When your underaged girlfriend owns her house but you out here struggling

-Owes 50,000 in rent
-Needs to pay by Saturday or he's getting evicted.
-Was sued last month by a different landlord and had to pay $80,000 in back rent.


Buy your 17 year old girlfriend diamond encrusted Rolex but not pay your rent. Can someone tell me the logic in renting a house for $300,000/year?

Jose Canseco to live as a woman for a week for attention... I mean to support Caitlyn Jenner

He will be documenting the whole thing for a new "internet reality show" where he will play sports and hang out with people while dressed as a woman for a whole week.

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What in the Tyra Banks hell...
Heavenly Sword

Please Donate To This Worthy Cause: Help Meek Mill Fund His Diss Track

Even before Drake clapped back at Meek Mill a second time, some fan launched a GoFundMe page to help get Meek's response rolling. As of now, Meek has yet to respond to Aubrey (or even Safaree). They've raised $10 from the $3000 they think Meek needs.


How much did you pay for your diss track ONTD?

alexander wang to leave balenciaga

- [All Saints for my angel,] Alexander Wang to leave Spanish fashion house Balenciaga after its Spring/Summer 16 show in Paris in September
- This is a relatively quick exit for Wang, 31, as he joined as creative director in 2012.
- There have been rumors about him wanting to leave to grow his namesake line.
- His replacement might be someone lesser-known.

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sooo ontd....
Dula Peep

#KITSNOWWATCH gets a trim!

Kit Snow was seen hanging out with ethereal bae Nathalie Emmanuel in Belfast this week. His hair seems relatively shorter than before as he films the longest funeral scene in GoT history.


more photos @ the source of Kit looking angry at y'all for ruining his life.
I'm more interested in why Nathalie is still in Westeros Belfast tbh. #letKitlive

Demi Lovato's puppy was ripped to pieces by a coyote.

Demi revealed yesterday that her puppy, Buddy, died on Sunday in a "tragic accident."

TMZ has learned that the cause of death was a coyote attack that "ripped" the dog to pieces. The coyote wandered into the backyard of Demi's house in LA and killed the puppy there.

Demi was the one who found Buddy dead.

She got the puppy last December.

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Dior under fire for recruiting 14-year-old girl as luxury brand's new "face"

-Israeli model Sofia Mechetner (14) is the new face of Christian Dior's fall collection.

-She made her debut at Paris Fashion Week, wearing a long, sheer, see-through gown.

-She was raised by a single-mother, living in a one-bedroom apartment with her younger siblings.

-She has signed a two-year contract for more than $200,000.

-Many are outraged, saying she is too young to be modeling.

Source: YouTube

Should the fashion industry ban young models?
Sexy Taylor

Taylor & Calvin Getting Engaged?

- Life & Style via HollywoodLife reports that Calvin is planning on popping the question soon, and getting Taylor a ring worth at least $500,000 (cries into student loans), at a minimum of 10 carats.

- “Taylor loves chunky rings, so he wants to go big,” according to a source.

- Even though they've only been dating for four months (lol), Calvin has allegedly been planning their engagement.

- As for where he wants to propose: “He’s on the fence because Taylor has so many favorite places. He thought of romantic Paris or Italy, but now he’s leaning toward Nashville, where she has one of her homes.”

Source, Source

Would you/did you get engaged after dating for four months, ONTD?
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Simon Cowell behind Zayn's signing with RCA

Simon was the one who made Zayn's signing to RCA Records possible.

SOURCE: TMZ + Simon's twitter
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Mini 👑 Diego Luna 👑 Roundup

Diego Luna To Appear On New Spanish-language Sesame Street

-Includes characters like Elmo, Big Bird, etc.
-Leslie Grace, Vahdir Derbez, Carlos Calderon, along with other stars, will also appear.

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'Spotlight' Trailer


Starring Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schrieber, Brian D’Arcy James and Stanley Tucci, SPOTLIGHT tells the riveting true story of the Pulitzer Prize-winning Boston Globe investigation that would rock the city and cause a crisis in one of the world’s oldest and most trusted institutions. When the newspaper’s tenacious “Spotlight” team of reporters delve into allegations of abuse in the Catholic Church, their year-long investigation uncovers a decades-long cover-up at the highest levels of Boston's religious, legal, and government establishment, touching off a wave of revelations around the world.
Katie McGrath

Chiller Casts Beautiful Goddess Katie McGrath as the lead in first original series "Slasher"

  • Chiller's first original series will be an antholgy series titled "Slasher" and the first series will be 8 episodes.

  • Production on the series is now underway in Sudbury, Parry Sound and Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario for a 2016 premiere.

  • Cast includes: Katie McGrath (Merlin), Brandon Jay McLaren (Graceland), Wendy Crewson (Revenge), Steve Byers, (The Man In The High Castle) and Dean McDermott (CSI)

  • Plot: "Sarah Bennett (McGrath), a young woman who returns to the small town where she was born, only to find herself the centerpiece in a series of horrifying copycat murders based on the widely known, grisly killings of her parents. As the murders escalate, long-buried secrets are revealed, making everyone around her a suspect or a victim. Sarah finds herself questioning everything and everyone around her."

  • "With Slasher, I wanted to tell a modern-day monster story – but instead of a mythological creature, the “monster” in our series is all too human,” said series creator Aaron Martin. “The series is a fusion of some of my favorite thriller genres – the classic slasher film, the contemporary murder mystery and the timeless works of my favorite crime writer, Agatha Christie.”


Always here for more Katie.

Secrets & Lies (ABC) - castings news

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- Mekia Cox will play Amanda Warner, Eric's sister, and wife of a prominent Charlotte surgeon, who works as a criminal attorney for the public Defender's office.
- Terry O'Quinn will play, Eric's father, John Warner, a charming and lovable finance magnate and the adoring father of three children.
- Michael Ealy has already been cast as Eric Warner.


Britney Spears does Yoga on the beach + Scream Queens uses Pretty Girls for promo + more


Gisele Bundchen dons a burqa to secretly fix her boobs


- sources told the Post that Gisele and one of her sisters wore burqas so they can secretly visist a plastic surgeon in Paris
- the Post identified the driver as Gisele's long time driver

Former Met Justin Turner hospitalized with infected pimple

-Noticed pain in his inner thigh and was given medicine for it. It didn't help.
-The pimple was an ingrown hair that got infected. He ended up in the emergency room and missed a game.
-Out of the hospital but Dodgers (his current team) don't know until when he'll be out


You ever had a pimple take over your life, ONTD?
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Sabrina (22)

Celeb look-a-likes 'revealed'

Also includes Jada Pinkett & Zoe Saldana and Matt Damon & Mark Wahlberg

Who is you celebrity look-a-like ONTD?

Raven-Symone fat-shamed as early as 7 y.o.

-On the View this Tuesday (7/28), Raven says she remembers being 7 and being told she couldn't eat the bagels at craft services because she was getting fat
-This continued until she reached 180 lbs on That's So Raven
-Said that the way Hollywood treated her made her depressed
-Previously mentioned in her 2014 Oprah interview that she lost weight so people would stop talking about her

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Sources: Source tweet and images from Google.

We all were waiting for this.

Rihanna is tired with Tay insulting her bestie! RiRi’s planning a Taylor-diss track of her own!

Ri’s protective of Katy and bugged by Taylor’s growing good-girl clique. Rihanna will reportedly record a song about a “kiss and tell” woman and that it’ll be an “aggressive club anthem with a video that’s just as brutal as ‘Bad Blood.


Ontd, which one of you wrote this?

Mets ain't shit part ????: M. Night Shyamalan Edition

Yes people, there IS crying in baseball. News got out that Wilmer Flores (SS) & Zack Wheeler (P) were being traded to the Milwaukee Brewers for Carlos Gomez (OF) and Flores began to cry in the middle of the game.

Wilmer Flores has been with the Mets since he was 16 years old (23 now) so his emotional state was understandable. This would be his first trade since coming into the major leagues. What didn't make any sense was that Terry Collins (Mets manager) REFUSED to pull the crying Flores out of the game, instead waiting until the final out of the 9th inning to send him to the locker room.

In the post-game press conference, Collins explained that he did not pull Wilmer Flores out of the game because no one had told him anything about the supposed trade and to him, Wilmer was still on the team and he had to play. Also says that he was confused as to why the crowd was giving Wilmer a standing ovation in the bottom of the 7th inning.

Even the Carlos Gomez's Brewers teammates were having a sendoff celebration on the plane back to Milwaukee from an away game (the picture originally had a goodbye message was reuploaded with this hilarious new caption):

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Trade or not, the minute he was out there in tears they should've pulled him out of the game.